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It's such a perverse thought. I've never been on a cruise ship.

I feel like every time I'm on a plane, I think in the back of my mind at one point, I'm like, I don't know. Anytime there's the smallest bump in turbulence, this whole fucking thing's going down.

I feel like every time I'm on a plane, I think in the back of my mind at one point, I'm like, I don't know. Anytime there's the smallest bump in turbulence, this whole fucking thing's going down.

I feel like every time I'm on a plane, I think in the back of my mind at one point, I'm like, I don't know. Anytime there's the smallest bump in turbulence, this whole fucking thing's going down.

But when the thing hit an iceberg in my... I was envisioning what would happen. It's while we're filming trying every drink at Margaritaville the cruise with like lav mics on. And I just could picture and be like, Lucas, keep fucking rolling. This is journalism now.

But when the thing hit an iceberg in my... I was envisioning what would happen. It's while we're filming trying every drink at Margaritaville the cruise with like lav mics on. And I just could picture and be like, Lucas, keep fucking rolling. This is journalism now.

But when the thing hit an iceberg in my... I was envisioning what would happen. It's while we're filming trying every drink at Margaritaville the cruise with like lav mics on. And I just could picture and be like, Lucas, keep fucking rolling. This is journalism now.

It's the string quartet going down at the ship. You keep that fucking camera rolling.

It's the string quartet going down at the ship. You keep that fucking camera rolling.

It's the string quartet going down at the ship. You keep that fucking camera rolling.

Not that we're gonna die with it, but we're getting on the... Could you imagine we post the video just with the title, trying every drink on the Margaritaville cruise, and then it's just halfway through, the ship sinks.

Not that we're gonna die with it, but we're getting on the... Could you imagine we post the video just with the title, trying every drink on the Margaritaville cruise, and then it's just halfway through, the ship sinks.

Not that we're gonna die with it, but we're getting on the... Could you imagine we post the video just with the title, trying every drink on the Margaritaville cruise, and then it's just halfway through, the ship sinks.

I had a thought. I had that same thought on the alligator hunting shoot and the barrel rolling a plane shoot, where I was like... The funniest thing you could do, if this went wrong, the funniest thing you could do would be upload it with a completely normal title.

I had a thought. I had that same thought on the alligator hunting shoot and the barrel rolling a plane shoot, where I was like... The funniest thing you could do, if this went wrong, the funniest thing you could do would be upload it with a completely normal title.

I had a thought. I had that same thought on the alligator hunting shoot and the barrel rolling a plane shoot, where I was like... The funniest thing you could do, if this went wrong, the funniest thing you could do would be upload it with a completely normal title.

With exactly like the intended title and thumbnail.

With exactly like the intended title and thumbnail.

With exactly like the intended title and thumbnail.

Just what we game planned, like I hunted an alligator to prove I'm tough. And then I get eaten by a crocodile. If I put this on the record, if I ever die filming an unscripted YouTube video, upload that shit. Upload it and make it. Oh, dude, have you heard of, look up like, Blue Hole Bahamas. Was? There's this lagoon. Oh. Dean's Blue Hole. Look up Dean's Blue Hole.