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I used to deny it. I used to act like I wasn't afraid of the ocean. It's really scary.

If you don't have even a small part of your brain that's aware that this is dangerous, there's something wrong. Or you've grown up in the ocean. If I'm in open water in the ocean, the second I hit the water, it's like full panic to get back to the thing. I agree. Did I ever tell you about when John O'Connor and I thought we were going to get eaten by a great white shark? J.O.C.

If you don't have even a small part of your brain that's aware that this is dangerous, there's something wrong. Or you've grown up in the ocean. If I'm in open water in the ocean, the second I hit the water, it's like full panic to get back to the thing. I agree. Did I ever tell you about when John O'Connor and I thought we were going to get eaten by a great white shark? J.O.C.

If you don't have even a small part of your brain that's aware that this is dangerous, there's something wrong. Or you've grown up in the ocean. If I'm in open water in the ocean, the second I hit the water, it's like full panic to get back to the thing. I agree. Did I ever tell you about when John O'Connor and I thought we were going to get eaten by a great white shark? J.O.C.

We took his boat into, there's this beach in Maine called Casino Beach. You can put your boat on a mooring and then swim into the beach. We were meeting our buddies there. It's probably like less than an 80-yard swim from where we were going. But it's still like kind of far. And it's pretty deep once because we're like borderline out of the cove.

We took his boat into, there's this beach in Maine called Casino Beach. You can put your boat on a mooring and then swim into the beach. We were meeting our buddies there. It's probably like less than an 80-yard swim from where we were going. But it's still like kind of far. And it's pretty deep once because we're like borderline out of the cove.

We took his boat into, there's this beach in Maine called Casino Beach. You can put your boat on a mooring and then swim into the beach. We were meeting our buddies there. It's probably like less than an 80-yard swim from where we were going. But it's still like kind of far. And it's pretty deep once because we're like borderline out of the cove.

And we both dove in and we didn't like say anything to each other. But it was clear we were both like swimming way faster than normal. Like it just didn't feel... I can't speak for John. But the second I hit the water, it was like... This is not good. I feel like there's something right here. So we book it in. We were like, that was kind of silly. I was scared. Were you scared?

And we both dove in and we didn't like say anything to each other. But it was clear we were both like swimming way faster than normal. Like it just didn't feel... I can't speak for John. But the second I hit the water, it was like... This is not good. I feel like there's something right here. So we book it in. We were like, that was kind of silly. I was scared. Were you scared?

And we both dove in and we didn't like say anything to each other. But it was clear we were both like swimming way faster than normal. Like it just didn't feel... I can't speak for John. But the second I hit the water, it was like... This is not good. I feel like there's something right here. So we book it in. We were like, that was kind of silly. I was scared. Were you scared?

He was like, a little bit. And then a fucking day later, that woman in Maine got bit in half by a great white shark.

He was like, a little bit. And then a fucking day later, that woman in Maine got bit in half by a great white shark.

He was like, a little bit. And then a fucking day later, that woman in Maine got bit in half by a great white shark.

Jesus Christ. At the same location?

Jesus Christ. At the same location?

Jesus Christ. At the same location?

No, no, no. It was like 40 minutes away. But that could be... Those things... Ja. Ja. Ja. Jake, we already told this story, but Jake Johnson's mom, he went to your high school, he went to New Trier. When he was in elementary school, his mom came into his room and was like, you're not going to school today. Did I already tell you this? You did, but can you remind me?

No, no, no. It was like 40 minutes away. But that could be... Those things... Ja. Ja. Ja. Jake, we already told this story, but Jake Johnson's mom, he went to your high school, he went to New Trier. When he was in elementary school, his mom came into his room and was like, you're not going to school today. Did I already tell you this? You did, but can you remind me?

No, no, no. It was like 40 minutes away. But that could be... Those things... Ja. Ja. Ja. Jake, we already told this story, but Jake Johnson's mom, he went to your high school, he went to New Trier. When he was in elementary school, his mom came into his room and was like, you're not going to school today. Did I already tell you this? You did, but can you remind me?

So his mom came into his room and was like, you're not going to school today. And he was like, what? We're going to Koreatown. It's a field trip. I was so excited. She was like, you're not going. And he was like, I'm never going to be at school. And she was like, when are you on the field trip? He was like, we leave at 8am, get dropped off at 3. She was like, Okay, you can go.