Iris of the Sands

Memory, all alone in the moonlight.

Memory, all alone in the moonlight.

Do you think that statue of the Warchief cutting the arm from the boy with the raven head, do you think that was him, like, stabbing Zurn and cutting his arm off? I don't want to talk about that.

Do you think that statue of the Warchief cutting the arm from the boy with the raven head, do you think that was him, like, stabbing Zurn and cutting his arm off? I don't want to talk about that.

You think that was maybe Zurn? Maybe that was the moment he called out to the raven queen and got all of his power. Does Zurn not have a raven?

You think that was maybe Zurn? Maybe that was the moment he called out to the raven queen and got all of his power. Does Zurn not have a raven?

I don't think... I could probably braid my hair.

I don't think... I could probably braid my hair.

Iris, stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Toa, wake up. Toa! Hold on, I needed that five seconds to wake up. I'm asleep and I...

Iris, stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Toa, wake up. Toa! Hold on, I needed that five seconds to wake up. I'm asleep and I...

Oh, it's nice. I don't have a deck. Oh, all right. And I walk through.

Oh, it's nice. I don't have a deck. Oh, all right. And I walk through.

It's just a piece of grass.

It's just a piece of grass.

I'm glad I could help.

I'm glad I could help.

I apologize for

I apologize for

It's canon.

It's canon.

So, how are you feeling? Did Anubis talk to you again?

So, how are you feeling? Did Anubis talk to you again?

Well, I hope you see him again.

Well, I hope you see him again.

The whole thing would explode. In your head, where you stand.

The whole thing would explode. In your head, where you stand.

Yes, tell her.

Yes, tell her.

Toa's my best. Toa, you left. Well, you knew that you, I did leave. I just never came back because Iris requested that I stay there. Damn it! By the gods!

Toa's my best. Toa, you left. Well, you knew that you, I did leave. I just never came back because Iris requested that I stay there. Damn it! By the gods!

I just want one night. One night of no nonsense. None of this. I just, I would like a night of just sleeping. No one getting up and leaving in the middle of the night. You left. You left in the middle of the night. You were awake when I left in the middle of the night. I'm sorry.

I just want one night. One night of no nonsense. None of this. I just, I would like a night of just sleeping. No one getting up and leaving in the middle of the night. You left. You left in the middle of the night. You were awake when I left in the middle of the night. I'm sorry.

yes I do you should give them all the details please tell them no I don't want to hear any of the details no no no trust me it's very interesting it was a once in a lifetime moment nothing has rocked my world quite like that I have to go no no it's very important I even told Aris that you were the only one they would really understand and relate I have to go

yes I do you should give them all the details please tell them no I don't want to hear any of the details no no no trust me it's very interesting it was a once in a lifetime moment nothing has rocked my world quite like that I have to go no no it's very important I even told Aris that you were the only one they would really understand and relate I have to go

The sun isn't even up yet. All right. I need five goddamn minutes.

The sun isn't even up yet. All right. I need five goddamn minutes.

I'm pointing to the Nocturne. We're sorry. You all look very rested and tranquil.

I'm pointing to the Nocturne. We're sorry. You all look very rested and tranquil.

Feelings. Shall we go to the grove? To the grove. To the grove. Let's go. Knock back the rest of my old slam into my back. Felix, you should eat a banana.

Feelings. Shall we go to the grove? To the grove. To the grove. Let's go. Knock back the rest of my old slam into my back. Felix, you should eat a banana.

So you said there's someone else that speaks for the Eternal Blossom and they meet you here?

So you said there's someone else that speaks for the Eternal Blossom and they meet you here?

Do we even know for sure that he really had a piece? No, we don't. We don't. So maybe he never really had it. Maybe Zurn just thought he did.

Do we even know for sure that he really had a piece? No, we don't. We don't. So maybe he never really had it. Maybe Zurn just thought he did.

Wait, are we? That was a joke. You may all laugh. Oh. Thank you. Oh, I get it because it's very chaotic right now.

Wait, are we? That was a joke. You may all laugh. Oh. Thank you. Oh, I get it because it's very chaotic right now.

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Then lead the way and we'll follow behind.

Then lead the way and we'll follow behind.

I hope you're right.

I hope you're right.

And she would probably be like, you know what I really need? At least 20 to 50 pittance.

And she would probably be like, you know what I really need? At least 20 to 50 pittance.

Why don't you just go ahead, Iris?

Why don't you just go ahead, Iris?

Here, we don't have to spend any of it.

Here, we don't have to spend any of it.

This is a very ornate place, and so I thought I should bring something ornate as an offering to match, so I pull out my equipment as an ornate lantern.

This is a very ornate place, and so I thought I should bring something ornate as an offering to match, so I pull out my equipment as an ornate lantern.

It was lovely to meet you. Do you have a bathroom? Is it like through the curtains back there?

It was lovely to meet you. Do you have a bathroom? Is it like through the curtains back there?

Probably, yeah. Yes, you can show us what you see in the blossoms.

Probably, yeah. Yes, you can show us what you see in the blossoms.

you may have heard but there is a towering evil demon lord um a bold creature uh marching towards your city um with lots of other beasts men and people and other orcs they transform them i don't know if you've heard but they intend to kill everyone everyone you've ever known and so we were sent by high admiral zurn to help you defend your people and we're not spies we're not i'm not def

you may have heard but there is a towering evil demon lord um a bold creature uh marching towards your city um with lots of other beasts men and people and other orcs they transform them i don't know if you've heard but they intend to kill everyone everyone you've ever known and so we were sent by high admiral zurn to help you defend your people and we're not spies we're not i'm not def

Sure, I was going to ask Felix, but we always bunk together.

Sure, I was going to ask Felix, but we always bunk together.

She did ask me first, to be fair, Felix. Toa! Well, I can't say no. How am I supposed to say no? She asked first. Who am I supposed to bunk with? She called dibs.

She did ask me first, to be fair, Felix. Toa! Well, I can't say no. How am I supposed to say no? She asked first. Who am I supposed to bunk with? She called dibs.

It's like there are two demons standing right in front of us on very, very different feelings.

It's like there are two demons standing right in front of us on very, very different feelings.

Do you think Fuhrman was maybe part of the whole Baphomet cult, and we didn't figure him out? Maybe we figured everybody else out, Kujata and all the rest, but maybe he's a part of it, too.

Do you think Fuhrman was maybe part of the whole Baphomet cult, and we didn't figure him out? Maybe we figured everybody else out, Kujata and all the rest, but maybe he's a part of it, too.

I mean, we know that he and Furman go back a really long time, that they were young and in grand when they were in their 20s, probably.

I mean, we know that he and Furman go back a really long time, that they were young and in grand when they were in their 20s, probably.

That's an unfortunate name, then, for Groot.

That's an unfortunate name, then, for Groot.

I don't know. It feels kind of wrong. Disavowing Zurn after all the support he's given us. He's given us gardens. I don't plan to disavow him. But they asked that we would have to.

I don't know. It feels kind of wrong. Disavowing Zurn after all the support he's given us. He's given us gardens. I don't plan to disavow him. But they asked that we would have to.

It just feels bad to be stuck between all of these governments and people that hate each other and all we're trying to do is just the right thing. And that's what we're going to keep doing.

It just feels bad to be stuck between all of these governments and people that hate each other and all we're trying to do is just the right thing. And that's what we're going to keep doing.

Oh, I mean, wings of liberty. Wings of liberty. I look at Revali. Wings of the liberty of the raven. Yes, because that's what matters.

Oh, I mean, wings of liberty. Wings of liberty. I look at Revali. Wings of the liberty of the raven. Yes, because that's what matters.

For liberty.

For liberty.

Well, it wasn't you this time, at least.

Well, it wasn't you this time, at least.

Flag him. Hmm. Hmm.

Flag him. Hmm. Hmm.

Oh, it's a one-time use!

Oh, it's a one-time use!

Yes, we have, but that doesn't mean that we don't want to help you. We've been helping everyone in Striga.

Yes, we have, but that doesn't mean that we don't want to help you. We've been helping everyone in Striga.

You... Toa kneels. Toa!

You... Toa kneels. Toa!

I am with you. I'm not going to disavow anyone. But this is a warchief of a great peoples, of a great kingdom, and we're in his palace. He is letting his hubris get the best of him. And I don't necessarily blame... He's... He's questioning us, and I don't blame him. You've seen the horrible things that he's gone through.

I am with you. I'm not going to disavow anyone. But this is a warchief of a great peoples, of a great kingdom, and we're in his palace. He is letting his hubris get the best of him. And I don't necessarily blame... He's... He's questioning us, and I don't blame him. You've seen the horrible things that he's gone through.

You've clearly done great things for people that... Normally, what I've heard of orcs is nothing like this. And I look around. You've united people. You've brought a civilization. You've made walled cities. You're protecting them. You're evacuating the Outer Kingdom. You clearly care for your people. And I respect that. I believe you are honorable.

You've clearly done great things for people that... Normally, what I've heard of orcs is nothing like this. And I look around. You've united people. You've brought a civilization. You've made walled cities. You're protecting them. You're evacuating the Outer Kingdom. You clearly care for your people. And I respect that. I believe you are honorable.

And I am kneeling to respect you and to show you that I have honor as well.

And I am kneeling to respect you and to show you that I have honor as well.

Until dawn, then. Until dawn.

Until dawn, then. Until dawn.

and I hope that you aren't offended. No, I'm not offended, and I would never force anyone else to kneel, but there are many different villages in the Makani Islands, and I would kneel in front of every village chieftain, even if they were maybe at odds. I just want my village. I just want you to know that I would never not have your back.

and I hope that you aren't offended. No, I'm not offended, and I would never force anyone else to kneel, but there are many different villages in the Makani Islands, and I would kneel in front of every village chieftain, even if they were maybe at odds. I just want my village. I just want you to know that I would never not have your back.

No, and I never for once thought that, Felix, and I have your back.

No, and I never for once thought that, Felix, and I have your back.

It's okay, Felix. No, seriously, you don't have to apologize.

It's okay, Felix. No, seriously, you don't have to apologize.

Okay, as long as you know. Thank you.

Okay, as long as you know. Thank you.

All right. Are you sure you don't want to bunk with me? Well, Iris might kick me out, so I might need to bunk with you. I don't have any problem kicking Caprice out. Well, we'll figure that out around the fire. Let's see what they delivered us for food. Okay.

All right. Are you sure you don't want to bunk with me? Well, Iris might kick me out, so I might need to bunk with you. I don't have any problem kicking Caprice out. Well, we'll figure that out around the fire. Let's see what they delivered us for food. Okay.

Where is Iris right now?

Where is Iris right now?

It's like Panera Bread. It's like Panera Bread. It's like when Domino's does the pasta in a bread roll. You can put pasta in it if you want.

It's like Panera Bread. It's like Panera Bread. It's like when Domino's does the pasta in a bread roll. You can put pasta in it if you want.

I'm gonna run up to you If I can I'm walking slowly Aris, we pledged That we would never pledge ourselves To any government And that's not what I did

I'm gonna run up to you If I can I'm walking slowly Aris, we pledged That we would never pledge ourselves To any government And that's not what I did

Is she all right? What did she say to her? I think she was very offended that I kneeled.

Is she all right? What did she say to her? I think she was very offended that I kneeled.

She says she hasn't heard from her god in a long time, and maybe she's feeling she just needs to connect. I don't know.

She says she hasn't heard from her god in a long time, and maybe she's feeling she just needs to connect. I don't know.

It was a little close, but I'm sure Toa would have saved me. I was very close to saving him. Please don't hurt him. We understand. Like Iris said, it's... Please don't, like... Just forget the whole thing.

It was a little close, but I'm sure Toa would have saved me. I was very close to saving him. Please don't hurt him. We understand. Like Iris said, it's... Please don't, like... Just forget the whole thing.