Jim Talley

All right, how y'all doing tonight, good? Fuck yeah, give it up for my partner in crime there. Ah, shit, let's see if this joke works, too. All right. All right, here we go. Oh, shit, my homeboy just came to my house the other day crying because he found a video of his girlfriend sucking a dick. I know, man, the fucked up part about it was the dick was mine. I know, man, hear me out.

Here's where the shit got fucked up. I had to then sit there and listen to this motherfucker's critiques on my dick as if it wasn't mine. Motherfucker was spazzing too. He was like, how the fuck she gonna cheat on me with that? My dick way bigger than his. I'm just looking like, I mean, nigga, it's not little, right? Maybe it's easier on her jawline or something, my nigga.

Why you dick shaming, nigga? I was defending an unknown penis, essentially, right? All right. Oh, shit. Well, that's it. Guys, thank you, man.

No, just kidding.

I started in South Florida. I went to North Dakota for one year, and now I'm here. Wow. What made you go to North Dakota? I knew this question was coming. Yeah. Believe it or not, white dick, if I'm being honest with you. My sister married a white man. Yeah, dick was so good, I moved there. Okay.

Shit, that's an interesting story. So, uh... She actually, they met in South Florida on one vacation. I used to live in Africa, right? Yeah, just to, I have to preempt that. But no, so they met in Florida and he fell in love with black pussy so much that he went to Africa. And then she moved back to North Dakota and life was cheaper and I was tired of Florida. And I was like, you know what?

I want to go to North Dakota.

Exactly, exactly. Africa. Exactly. Oh my God. I know, I know. They're still married to this day, goddammit. Wow, that is incredible. Shout out, Justin.

You're goddamn right. You're goddamn right. He looks like a white Pete Davidson, if I'm being honest with you. Well, Pete Davidson is a white Pete Davidson, so... Oh, I said oops.

Oh, Shane. Oh, yeah, that's right. What? I got it. I'm black. I'm wearing all black and shit.

Oh, that's funny.

Worked, yeah. And what do you do now? I am working for another company in sales. Okay.

I do. I do. Yeah. She followed me up to North Dakota and down here as well.

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No, it's okay. Yeah, I know. I do look like a security guard right now. I get it.

No, I wear them. I was actually wearing them, but, like, you know, it's dark now. Yeah. Yeah. Incredible.

Surprisingly, no. No, because before I cut my hair, I actually had blonde hair, and they're just not used to seeing black guys up there, so I didn't look threatening at all. You had blonde hair? Yeah, Cam Patterson told me to cut it off because he said my hair looked like it had AIDS. Don't laugh at that. Fuck that nigga.

Like I said, I grew up overseas. I speak multiple languages. I speak French, for example. You speak French? What did you just say? I speak French 100%. I'm 100% fluent in French. Wow. What other languages do you speak? An African dialect called Wolof, Bretman. Don't you play that shit. Oh, wait a second.

My name is Fee. I killed Tony. Wow. Okay. What does that mean? So I just say, hey, I'm here. I killed Tony. And I'm saying pretty much good blessings to you guys. Let's go, dude.

I know how to do nunchucks. Really? I swear to God. I don't have them on me, but I do know. Do we have any?

about a year and a half now.

I'm not gonna have to whoop nobody's ass with this shit, no.

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