JJ Lieberman

Yeah, originally Canadian.

Yeah. Canadian Jew. Canadian and gay, the three strikes. Wow.

Well, I like beards, but, dude, if I got the beard, it's over. Over. People go, it's him.

Kind of this? Yeah. Kind of what else? So, like, for the first, like, I was literally going day to day in New York. I would bark for shows. I would hand out flyers for $10 an hour for comedy clubs. And I was, like, just getting by. And then about a few months ago, a couple videos went viral. And then I'm, like, selling sex machines on my Instagram. You're that guy. I'm that guy. Hold on. Hold on.

No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Your meat's getting milked. It's amazing. It's amazing. I won't even plug the company, but it honestly, it's a thousand dollar version of the flashlight. First time I used it, it drained me dry. Dude, I brought it through TSA and the chick, it was like a black chick. She goes, oh, hell no. What this? Okay.

Well, because it wasn't that one. There's another one where the original one, I was at the gym and I saw some chick's box sweaty. So I was like, so I was like walking down the street and I literally go, I'm not a pervert, but... And that went mega viral. People were like, you are a fucking pervert. I'm like, I'm not. She had a wet box and I saw her...

You need to have that shit pinned, man. It was after, it's sometime in December. But I post every day. I'm ill.

They didn't like the gay shit at first.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, this little piglet was laughing when I said I was into everything.

That dude ain't killing nobody. Look at him.

To be honest with you, like, it goes, like, really deep. Like, I have a huge... Enough about your asshole already. What else? Don't... I don't get fucked. I'm a man. But... Okay, what else other than stand up and content? So this is the woman thing. Like I love, I have a huge lactation fetish. Really?

I do have, I like poker. I played poker. You don't even know her. I played in the World Series of Poker main event. Really? Yeah, during COVID. So we were locked down in Canada. And I had nothing to do. So basically, I studied poker every day. And I would run it through the AI simulation, the Sims. And I just started making money playing cards. And I loved playing poker.

And I moved to Vegas for a few months before New York kind of opened up. And I was playing poker every day in the casinos, making money. played in the main event.

Yeah, so I started really fucking chicks in 2009, and I started with titty fucking.

For what it's worth, I thought you were giving me an alley-oop. Uh-huh, okay.

Man.

Honestly, I kind of think like when you put two tits together and oil them up, it looks like a hot Brazilian dude's ass.

No, honestly, now I prefer chicks.

Okay.

No.

Like online in the videos, people go, like, you're a diabolical Jew, and I'm like, no. Yeah.

I guess.

Well, I don't... So, like, I've actually had people offer me bottles, but I honestly only want to drink from the tap, so... You're a connoisseur.

JJ Lieberman live on Instagram. And that's basically it. I love that.

Hey, hey. I saw someone so good looking, it made me resent my parents. You'll get that if you're ugly. You see someone hot and then you think about your parents, you're like, you idiots had to fuck each other? They made a lateral move and I'm like, well, here I am. I'm the one who has to suffer. I got my father's big nose. I got my father's big nose and I got my mother's fat upper pussy area.

I hide the fupa well, ladies, so. I do a lot of gay shit, and I don't mean gay like when a man says he doesn't eat meat. That's gay as fuck. I mean, I suck dick. I just want to clear it up. I don't want you thinking I'm a vegan. And it throws people off when I say that because I've got this energy of a high school football coach with multiple DUIs. And people are like, you're into guys?

Oh my God, I machine gun through twink asshole. No twinks in here. But I do it all. I'm not gay. Like, I hook up with dudes. I hook up with chicks. I've hooked up with a trans person, which makes the most sense if you're gonna do dudes and chicks. Why choose between steak and lobster when you're getting surf and turf at the same price?

This is going to be my 13th year. 13th year.

For the first 10, Toronto. And then I moved to New York for a couple of years during COVID. And then I just moved here.