John Leguizamo

Yes, I'm so happy to hear that. We're about to do Ice Age 6.

Yes, I'm so happy to hear that. We're about to do Ice Age 6.

Yeah, because I did like 50 voices for the director, Chris Wedge, and he said, I just want you to do your voice. I go, I don't want to do my voice. I want to do a voice. I'm an actor. So I did, you know, Southern Boys for the Sloth because he's slow. Then I went a little more ghetto on it. Come on. What you want? What you want? And he goes, nah. So then I got Discovery Channel footage.

Yeah, because I did like 50 voices for the director, Chris Wedge, and he said, I just want you to do your voice. I go, I don't want to do my voice. I want to do a voice. I'm an actor. So I did, you know, Southern Boys for the Sloth because he's slow. Then I went a little more ghetto on it. Come on. What you want? What you want? And he goes, nah. So then I got Discovery Channel footage.

And I saw that Sloth stored food in their cheek pouches. And it would ferment and they'd get drunk. And so I started eating a sandwich. And I put it in my cheek pouches, and I walked around the house waiting for it to ferment, and it didn't, but it happened. Then I got slushy, slushy in my mouth, and I called the doctor, Chris, guess who this is? And he was like, I have no idea.

And I saw that Sloth stored food in their cheek pouches. And it would ferment and they'd get drunk. And so I started eating a sandwich. And I put it in my cheek pouches, and I walked around the house waiting for it to ferment, and it didn't, but it happened. Then I got slushy, slushy in my mouth, and I called the doctor, Chris, guess who this is? And he was like, I have no idea.

It's Sid the Sloth. I found myself, and that's how I did it.

It's Sid the Sloth. I found myself, and that's how I did it.

Yes, of course. I mean, when I was much younger, it was great, because people, you know, when the school would complain, they would call my house, and I would answer as my mom, and I'd go, oh, he, what? No, he's fantastic. Oh, you want to expel him? Well, expel it for me. And I would mess with them for hours, and they wouldn't be able to expel me. Really? They tried to expel me, yeah.

Yes, of course. I mean, when I was much younger, it was great, because people, you know, when the school would complain, they would call my house, and I would answer as my mom, and I'd go, oh, he, what? No, he's fantastic. Oh, you want to expel him? Well, expel it for me. And I would mess with them for hours, and they wouldn't be able to expel me. Really? They tried to expel me, yeah.

No. No. Well, now she knows now, because she blabbered.

No. No. Well, now she knows now, because she blabbered.

Yeah, my mom's very judgmental. And I think I get it from her a little bit. We both watch PBS too much.

Yeah, my mom's very judgmental. And I think I get it from her a little bit. We both watch PBS too much.

And she does. She comes to every show and she sits front row. And then she comes afterwards. Oh, Joan, that was fantastic. But I didn't really like the punchline. It didn't really hit the way I thought it would hit. It didn't murder. And I was like, Mom, please stop criticizing. You're just my mom. Just be unconditionally loving for once.

And she does. She comes to every show and she sits front row. And then she comes afterwards. Oh, Joan, that was fantastic. But I didn't really like the punchline. It didn't really hit the way I thought it would hit. It didn't murder. And I was like, Mom, please stop criticizing. You're just my mom. Just be unconditionally loving for once.

That's the only way to keep her away.

That's the only way to keep her away.

5.

5.

It's sort of the sexual, all the sexual. Yes, I know, yes.

It's sort of the sexual, all the sexual. Yes, I know, yes.

Wait, no, I meant B, I meant B. Oh, he meant B, he meant B, Bill.

Wait, no, I meant B, I meant B. Oh, he meant B, he meant B, Bill.

Exactly.

Exactly.

I'm brilliant. I belong on PBS.

I'm brilliant. I belong on PBS.

Yes, an overnight success after 40 years.

Yes, an overnight success after 40 years.

Yes, you know, it was based on Latino, Latin history from morons because I learned my son was being bullied and I wanted to give him, weaponize his knowledge and his history of his people. You know, I didn't know we finished building the railroads. I didn't realize we were the first fighters to create unions in the 1930s.

Yes, you know, it was based on Latino, Latin history from morons because I learned my son was being bullied and I wanted to give him, weaponize his knowledge and his history of his people. You know, I didn't know we finished building the railroads. I didn't realize we were the first fighters to create unions in the 1930s.

And then, you know, we've been persecuted, but we've also contributed so much. We just reached a milestone last year. We contributed $3.2 trillion to the GDP yearly as a Latino culture.

And then, you know, we've been persecuted, but we've also contributed so much. We just reached a milestone last year. We contributed $3.2 trillion to the GDP yearly as a Latino culture.

Yes, I'm so happy to hear that. We're about to do Ice Age 6.

Yeah, because I did like 50 voices for the director, Chris Wedge, and he said, I just want you to do your voice. I go, I don't want to do my voice. I want to do a voice. I'm an actor. So I did, you know, Southern Boys for the Sloth because he's slow. Then I went a little more ghetto on it. Come on. What you want? What you want? And he goes, nah. So then I got Discovery Channel footage.

And I saw that Sloth stored food in their cheek pouches. And it would ferment and they'd get drunk. And so I started eating a sandwich. And I put it in my cheek pouches, and I walked around the house waiting for it to ferment, and it didn't, but it happened. Then I got slushy, slushy in my mouth, and I called the doctor, Chris, guess who this is? And he was like, I have no idea.

It's Sid the Sloth. I found myself, and that's how I did it.

Yes, of course. I mean, when I was much younger, it was great, because people, you know, when the school would complain, they would call my house, and I would answer as my mom, and I'd go, oh, he, what? No, he's fantastic. Oh, you want to expel him? Well, expel it for me. And I would mess with them for hours, and they wouldn't be able to expel me. Really? They tried to expel me, yeah.

No. No. Well, now she knows now, because she blabbered.

Yeah, my mom's very judgmental. And I think I get it from her a little bit. We both watch PBS too much.

And she does. She comes to every show and she sits front row. And then she comes afterwards. Oh, Joan, that was fantastic. But I didn't really like the punchline. It didn't really hit the way I thought it would hit. It didn't murder. And I was like, Mom, please stop criticizing. You're just my mom. Just be unconditionally loving for once.

That's the only way to keep her away.

5.

It's sort of the sexual, all the sexual. Yes, I know, yes.

Wait, no, I meant B, I meant B. Oh, he meant B, he meant B, Bill.

Exactly.

I'm brilliant. I belong on PBS.

Yes, an overnight success after 40 years.

Yes, you know, it was based on Latino, Latin history from morons because I learned my son was being bullied and I wanted to give him, weaponize his knowledge and his history of his people. You know, I didn't know we finished building the railroads. I didn't realize we were the first fighters to create unions in the 1930s.

And then, you know, we've been persecuted, but we've also contributed so much. We just reached a milestone last year. We contributed $3.2 trillion to the GDP yearly as a Latino culture.