Jonathan 'JP' Pokluda
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I'm going to tell everybody I've got to tell the whole world about this. And so then went into ministry five years later. And really was setting out chairs. No one was giving me a microphone like, hey, come speak. They were like, we don't trust him. We're not even sure he's saved. You can put chairs in a circle. And so I did that for a little while and did some announcements.
And then one Tuesday, actually, they were like, why don't you teach? It was a young adult ministry. And it grew to be the biggest in the country. And it's still rocking and rolling there. But then we... And then I became the pastor of that church that I just talked about that I stumbled into, hung over. And then six years ago, we moved to Waco.
And then one Tuesday, actually, they were like, why don't you teach? It was a young adult ministry. And it grew to be the biggest in the country. And it's still rocking and rolling there. But then we... And then I became the pastor of that church that I just talked about that I stumbled into, hung over. And then six years ago, we moved to Waco.
And then one Tuesday, actually, they were like, why don't you teach? It was a young adult ministry. And it grew to be the biggest in the country. And it's still rocking and rolling there. But then we... And then I became the pastor of that church that I just talked about that I stumbled into, hung over. And then six years ago, we moved to Waco.
But yeah, I mean, she's a she's incredible. She's I mean, you guys would love her, man. She's your people. A hundred percent. And she's she's from a small town around here. So am I, born and raised in a small town, South Texas. She just loves the family. I love adventure and go and do and I'm an extrovert. Her dream date night is just like a game night on the kitchen floor.
But yeah, I mean, she's a she's incredible. She's I mean, you guys would love her, man. She's your people. A hundred percent. And she's she's from a small town around here. So am I, born and raised in a small town, South Texas. She just loves the family. I love adventure and go and do and I'm an extrovert. Her dream date night is just like a game night on the kitchen floor.
But yeah, I mean, she's a she's incredible. She's I mean, you guys would love her, man. She's your people. A hundred percent. And she's she's from a small town around here. So am I, born and raised in a small town, South Texas. She just loves the family. I love adventure and go and do and I'm an extrovert. Her dream date night is just like a game night on the kitchen floor.
I'll get the limo and 100 roses and write a song. And all of that's just lost on her. She's like, no, no, I don't want any of that. Like, let's I'm just going to make I'll make dinner here and we'll just stay here. And why don't we play play, you know, go fish with the kids. And it's like that's her that's her dream evening. So she's she's awesome. And I couldn't do any of this without her.
I'll get the limo and 100 roses and write a song. And all of that's just lost on her. She's like, no, no, I don't want any of that. Like, let's I'm just going to make I'll make dinner here and we'll just stay here. And why don't we play play, you know, go fish with the kids. And it's like that's her that's her dream evening. So she's she's awesome. And I couldn't do any of this without her.
I'll get the limo and 100 roses and write a song. And all of that's just lost on her. She's like, no, no, I don't want any of that. Like, let's I'm just going to make I'll make dinner here and we'll just stay here. And why don't we play play, you know, go fish with the kids. And it's like that's her that's her dream evening. So she's she's awesome. And I couldn't do any of this without her.
And in fact, we like where we have to be careful now. I want to make sure she misses me when I'm gone. It's like, I'm going away. I'm doing these things. I'm just like, hey, babe, I'm coming back now. Don't you make sure you don't change the locks on me. But yeah, it's been sweet.
And in fact, we like where we have to be careful now. I want to make sure she misses me when I'm gone. It's like, I'm going away. I'm doing these things. I'm just like, hey, babe, I'm coming back now. Don't you make sure you don't change the locks on me. But yeah, it's been sweet.
And in fact, we like where we have to be careful now. I want to make sure she misses me when I'm gone. It's like, I'm going away. I'm doing these things. I'm just like, hey, babe, I'm coming back now. Don't you make sure you don't change the locks on me. But yeah, it's been sweet.
No, it was, it was in the works. And I think the Lord went before me because I got into this because I wanted to learn about it because I was, you know, Catholic background. And then I got saved in a non-denominational church and we never really talked about angels and demons. And yes, like you have an enemy, like you're just, you know, Satan, this, Satan, that, but I just, here was the deal.
No, it was, it was in the works. And I think the Lord went before me because I got into this because I wanted to learn about it because I was, you know, Catholic background. And then I got saved in a non-denominational church and we never really talked about angels and demons. And yes, like you have an enemy, like you're just, you know, Satan, this, Satan, that, but I just, here was the deal.
No, it was, it was in the works. And I think the Lord went before me because I got into this because I wanted to learn about it because I was, you know, Catholic background. And then I got saved in a non-denominational church and we never really talked about angels and demons. And yes, like you have an enemy, like you're just, you know, Satan, this, Satan, that, but I just, here was the deal.
It was like this story. Somebody is like, Hey, they, they got up, they got dressed. They're going to go to church for the first time in a while. Sunday morning, they plan to go. They're all in. And they got in their car and they turned the key and it goes, you know, the battery's dead. And they're like, oh man, spiritual warfare. Well, I'm like, What in the world did a demon do?
It was like this story. Somebody is like, Hey, they, they got up, they got dressed. They're going to go to church for the first time in a while. Sunday morning, they plan to go. They're all in. And they got in their car and they turned the key and it goes, you know, the battery's dead. And they're like, oh man, spiritual warfare. Well, I'm like, What in the world did a demon do?
It was like this story. Somebody is like, Hey, they, they got up, they got dressed. They're going to go to church for the first time in a while. Sunday morning, they plan to go. They're all in. And they got in their car and they turned the key and it goes, you know, the battery's dead. And they're like, oh man, spiritual warfare. Well, I'm like, What in the world did a demon do?
Did it have to pop the hood? Did it leave the light on, leave the door open? How many demons does it take to run a car battery? And then when you take your car in and they're like, oh, it's your alternator. Was that a plan for the past six months? Were they wearing down a wire? What in the world can they do?