Kansei Yasuda
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Hey, guys. Hello. I'm a little bit of a shy person, especially when I'm talking to girls. And reason why is that because I'm the nicest person in the world. The other day, I was walking down the street with my homies. And all of a sudden, we came across with this fat ass. And all my homies went crazy. They were like, oh, I want to hit that ass. I want to hit that ass. But not me.
I was actually seeing a future with that fat ass. I was seeing every sunset and sunrise with that fat ass. I was holding a fat ass child with that fat ass. A little bit about myself, I was born in 1996, so that makes me a reincarnation of Tupac. Tupac say, small eyes on me. Thank you. Wow.
Where have you done the five years at? Tokyo, three years, and then two years in Toronto.
Yeah, I live right now in Toronto.
Because I wanted to go as close to the United States. Yeah.
They'll send me away when I... Why would they do that? Because I don't have a visa.
They have like a special type of visa for me. What kind of visa is that? It's like a... Asian Express. Yeah. They sent a lot of Asian people to Canada and then just let me work there for two years. Wow.
My mom is Japanese. Ooh. Yeah, and my dad.
Yeah, they met in Japan, but my mom didn't know he was Korean.
And then... And then... And then they got married, and then... Surprise!
Yeah, they're still in Japan. They own a nail salon.
Yeah, they come around sometimes. Military, right? Rich is looking for a gig. Rick's like, I'm playing the karaoke bar in Shibuya.
Do you have a girlfriend? I do have a Filipino-Japanese girlfriend. Oh, wow. Amazing. Is she in Toronto? Yes, I met her in Toronto like two months ago. Amazing. Where did you meet her at? At the ramen shop. At the ramen shop. Absolutely incredible.
Yeah. Wow. What's your favorite ramen? Miso ramen. Wow.
Yeah, I did open mics, a couple open mics.
Yeah, I did one, just one Shakespeare, and then... One Shakespeare. Yeah. LAUGHTER
I'll be here until like a week. One more week, two more weeks, I don't know, whatever. Whatever it takes, absolutely.