Kojak Kareems
Appearances
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Yeah, go birds. We got them, baby. We got him with the tush push. It's my favorite move. What's up? Hey, what's good? I'm black and I'm gay. I know what you're thinking, man. Pick a struggle already, bro. Black or gay? Come on, you're hogging the body of pressure for everybody. But imagine being me, right? Half the country's racist. Half the country's homophobic.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
And here I am, right in the middle, taking it from both sides. And I'm taking it good, too. I'm like the Gaza Strip. My asshole's being bombarded so much you'd think it was a hospital. And all because I like Yemen. Yemen, Yemen, Yemen, hey. You'd think that was controversial. My Haitian friend is calling for an all-out geese fire. Geese fire, okay.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
I play Street Fighter VI with my boyfriend all day. Okay. Street Fighter.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
He just, he exclusively eats... At the restaurant. At the restaurant. Come to the restaurant. I'll take care of you. Okay.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
I said, hey, come on over. I paid $50 to Uber him. Wow, you remember that. You remember that part. Yeah, I'd only add $100 to my name.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Oh, my God. Five years we've been together. That's love, baby. Oh, my God. That's love. That's real love. Okay. Okay. And he doesn't drive. I drive him to work back and forth every day. Oh, so you're the bottom? He's younger. He's Puerto Rican. Okay, yeah, okay. Since you made the joke, he takes out the trash every night. I bet he does.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
What is your ethnicity, Kojak Kareems? Ancestry says that I am 70% black and 30% Scottish. Whoa. Wow.