Kojak Kareems
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Yeah, go birds. We got them, baby. We got him with the tush push. It's my favorite move. What's up? Hey, what's good? I'm black and I'm gay. I know what you're thinking, man. Pick a struggle already, bro. Black or gay? Come on, you're hogging the body of pressure for everybody. But imagine being me, right? Half the country's racist. Half the country's homophobic.
And here I am, right in the middle, taking it from both sides. And I'm taking it good, too. I'm like the Gaza Strip. My asshole's being bombarded so much you'd think it was a hospital. And all because I like Yemen. Yemen, Yemen, Yemen, hey. You'd think that was controversial. My Haitian friend is calling for an all-out geese fire. Geese fire, okay.
Yep, there we go. Celtics, I thought that was great.
I play Street Fighter VI with my boyfriend all day. Okay. Street Fighter.
Come check me out. I'll take care of you.
He just, he exclusively eats... At the restaurant. At the restaurant. Come to the restaurant. I'll take care of you. Okay.
You suck one dick on accident and they call you gay.
Back home in Philly. We're both from Philly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Instagram. You saw me on Instagram. It hit me up.
I said, hey, come on over. I paid $50 to Uber him. Wow, you remember that. You remember that part. Yeah, I'd only add $100 to my name.
I spent the other half to get him home.
Oh, my God. Five years we've been together. That's love, baby. Oh, my God. That's love. That's real love. Okay. Okay. And he doesn't drive. I drive him to work back and forth every day. Oh, so you're the bottom? He's younger. He's Puerto Rican. Okay, yeah, okay. Since you made the joke, he takes out the trash every night. I bet he does.
What is your ethnicity, Kojak Kareems? Ancestry says that I am 70% black and 30% Scottish. Whoa. Wow.
Let's see here. I got kicked out of Bible college. Why?
I was the only black kid in all of the night. Guilty.