Liza Treyger

Do we just start? Hi. Missing you. So excited to be here.

Do we just start? Hi. Missing you. So excited to be here.

Do we just start? Hi. Missing you. So excited to be here.

I'm so pumped. I'm always in your comment section fighting for my life. Are you? What? Oh, yeah. I'm always defending the girls. I swear. Oh. Are you arguing with me?

I'm so pumped. I'm always in your comment section fighting for my life. Are you? What? Oh, yeah. I'm always defending the girls. I swear. Oh. Are you arguing with me?

I'm so pumped. I'm always in your comment section fighting for my life. Are you? What? Oh, yeah. I'm always defending the girls. I swear. Oh. Are you arguing with me?

No. No, just truly anyone that will argue back with me. Oh, okay.

No. No, just truly anyone that will argue back with me. Oh, okay.

No. No, just truly anyone that will argue back with me. Oh, okay.

No worries.

No worries.

No worries.

I'm like a sucker for the edit and the algorithm. I don't have any more of my own opinions or thoughts. Whatever is given to me is what I'm into. So right now it's like little gay boys singing My Heart Will Go On in public. That's my explore page. And it's so cute and sweet and they're so earnest and talented. And then Mudeng took over my life and I still haven't let her go.

I'm like a sucker for the edit and the algorithm. I don't have any more of my own opinions or thoughts. Whatever is given to me is what I'm into. So right now it's like little gay boys singing My Heart Will Go On in public. That's my explore page. And it's so cute and sweet and they're so earnest and talented. And then Mudeng took over my life and I still haven't let her go.

I'm like a sucker for the edit and the algorithm. I don't have any more of my own opinions or thoughts. Whatever is given to me is what I'm into. So right now it's like little gay boys singing My Heart Will Go On in public. That's my explore page. And it's so cute and sweet and they're so earnest and talented. And then Mudeng took over my life and I still haven't let her go.

Absolutely not, no. And she did for a little bit, and I was livid, and so they brought it back. Has she grown? Yeah, she's like nine months now, yeah. Oh, is this the hippo? I was like, is this the hippo?

Absolutely not, no. And she did for a little bit, and I was livid, and so they brought it back. Has she grown? Yeah, she's like nine months now, yeah. Oh, is this the hippo? I was like, is this the hippo?

Absolutely not, no. And she did for a little bit, and I was livid, and so they brought it back. Has she grown? Yeah, she's like nine months now, yeah. Oh, is this the hippo? I was like, is this the hippo?

2006, honestly, the first episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. Wow. Yeah, the first moments of like the, what is it, Takato? Karakata? No, what was the, why am I forgetting? The cul-de-sac that I loved in the game.

2006, honestly, the first episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. Wow. Yeah, the first moments of like the, what is it, Takato? Karakata? No, what was the, why am I forgetting? The cul-de-sac that I loved in the game.

2006, honestly, the first episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. Wow. Yeah, the first moments of like the, what is it, Takato? Karakata? No, what was the, why am I forgetting? The cul-de-sac that I loved in the game.

Yeah, no, I've been watching since the beginning, and probably even before, like James Lipton. Inside the Actors Studio. I've been a Bravo head even before the Andy reign. Cotto di Casa. Cotto di Casa.

Yeah, no, I've been watching since the beginning, and probably even before, like James Lipton. Inside the Actors Studio. I've been a Bravo head even before the Andy reign. Cotto di Casa. Cotto di Casa.

Yeah, no, I've been watching since the beginning, and probably even before, like James Lipton. Inside the Actors Studio. I've been a Bravo head even before the Andy reign. Cotto di Casa. Cotto di Casa.

What is your favorite show on Bravo? Real Housewives of New York, I think. What? Not right now, but in terms of history, that has always been a big part of my life. And I quote it the most. I would say I quote it the most.

What is your favorite show on Bravo? Real Housewives of New York, I think. What? Not right now, but in terms of history, that has always been a big part of my life. And I quote it the most. I would say I quote it the most.

What is your favorite show on Bravo? Real Housewives of New York, I think. What? Not right now, but in terms of history, that has always been a big part of my life. And I quote it the most. I would say I quote it the most.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, what a loony tune. I don't get why her daughter won't help her.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, what a loony tune. I don't get why her daughter won't help her.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, what a loony tune. I don't get why her daughter won't help her.

Yeah, but wasn't there one daughter that helped her mom? There was someone that posted a crazy photo and the daughter was like... She blamed the daughter. No, the daughter went, take this down, mom, and then it happened, but I forgot which person it was. The single ally in the group. The comments under Ramona's, like, she looks like a newborn baby.

Yeah, but wasn't there one daughter that helped her mom? There was someone that posted a crazy photo and the daughter was like... She blamed the daughter. No, the daughter went, take this down, mom, and then it happened, but I forgot which person it was. The single ally in the group. The comments under Ramona's, like, she looks like a newborn baby.

Yeah, but wasn't there one daughter that helped her mom? There was someone that posted a crazy photo and the daughter was like... She blamed the daughter. No, the daughter went, take this down, mom, and then it happened, but I forgot which person it was. The single ally in the group. The comments under Ramona's, like, she looks like a newborn baby.

I mean, I don't get it because it's like, who was it? The millionaire matchmaker went on Watch What Happens Live and Andy goes, you look good. Why are you doing this to your face?

I mean, I don't get it because it's like, who was it? The millionaire matchmaker went on Watch What Happens Live and Andy goes, you look good. Why are you doing this to your face?

I mean, I don't get it because it's like, who was it? The millionaire matchmaker went on Watch What Happens Live and Andy goes, you look good. Why are you doing this to your face?

Oh my God. Yeah. And Andy was like, you look good. Why are you fucking up your face on the internet?

Oh my God. Yeah. And Andy was like, you look good. Why are you fucking up your face on the internet?

Oh my God. Yeah. And Andy was like, you look good. Why are you fucking up your face on the internet?

I love the I love the lie. Yeah. It's a commit. No. Yeah. Stick to it.

I love the I love the lie. Yeah. It's a commit. No. Yeah. Stick to it.

I love the I love the lie. Yeah. It's a commit. No. Yeah. Stick to it.

Yeah. No. Like now I understand what you're saying is like right now what I'm into for sure. The summer house, the breakup. I think it's all very compelling.

Yeah. No. Like now I understand what you're saying is like right now what I'm into for sure. The summer house, the breakup. I think it's all very compelling.

Yeah. No. Like now I understand what you're saying is like right now what I'm into for sure. The summer house, the breakup. I think it's all very compelling.

Oh, it's like humiliating. I don't know what happens in that house where these like girls get so, but they're also love bombing and lying to these women. So, I mean, it's diabolical. I would say it's diabolical. And you know, he didn't just get his toe sucked. It's crazy. 37 minutes. I don't know.

Oh, it's like humiliating. I don't know what happens in that house where these like girls get so, but they're also love bombing and lying to these women. So, I mean, it's diabolical. I would say it's diabolical. And you know, he didn't just get his toe sucked. It's crazy. 37 minutes. I don't know.

Oh, it's like humiliating. I don't know what happens in that house where these like girls get so, but they're also love bombing and lying to these women. So, I mean, it's diabolical. I would say it's diabolical. And you know, he didn't just get his toe sucked. It's crazy. 37 minutes. I don't know.

When will he start telling the truth? I guess you could watch, but he must have jerked off in the corner while watching. There's no way he was just in there with none of it.

When will he start telling the truth? I guess you could watch, but he must have jerked off in the corner while watching. There's no way he was just in there with none of it.

When will he start telling the truth? I guess you could watch, but he must have jerked off in the corner while watching. There's no way he was just in there with none of it.

No, and it's totally okay if you're into that. Why are you tricking this woman into being boyfriend and girlfriend? And like, that's what I don't understand. You could just be a single, tall, sexy man in the house.

No, and it's totally okay if you're into that. Why are you tricking this woman into being boyfriend and girlfriend? And like, that's what I don't understand. You could just be a single, tall, sexy man in the house.

No, and it's totally okay if you're into that. Why are you tricking this woman into being boyfriend and girlfriend? And like, that's what I don't understand. You could just be a single, tall, sexy man in the house.

The cancer pass. I agree. I don't know. You're right. Why lie? Why lie? It just doesn't make sense. That's what I'm saying.

The cancer pass. I agree. I don't know. You're right. Why lie? Why lie? It just doesn't make sense. That's what I'm saying.

The cancer pass. I agree. I don't know. You're right. Why lie? Why lie? It just doesn't make sense. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, and Lexi probably would have by the end still been into it.

Yeah, and Lexi probably would have by the end still been into it.

Yeah, and Lexi probably would have by the end still been into it.

Or just flirt. Like you can have fun and flirt. That's like why we enjoy the show. There's a way to flirt without...

Or just flirt. Like you can have fun and flirt. That's like why we enjoy the show. There's a way to flirt without...

Or just flirt. Like you can have fun and flirt. That's like why we enjoy the show. There's a way to flirt without...

Yeah. And this is like dark, but if you're over 18, like incest is legal. Like it's frowned upon and we don't like it, but it's not like this whole thing of like brother and sister. It's like, I don't know. It could, you know, they're white lotus. Some people are. Yeah. It is legal. But Lexi, it's just so immature. The following, like, I kind of miss that era of life, too. I don't know.

Yeah. And this is like dark, but if you're over 18, like incest is legal. Like it's frowned upon and we don't like it, but it's not like this whole thing of like brother and sister. It's like, I don't know. It could, you know, they're white lotus. Some people are. Yeah. It is legal. But Lexi, it's just so immature. The following, like, I kind of miss that era of life, too. I don't know.

Yeah. And this is like dark, but if you're over 18, like incest is legal. Like it's frowned upon and we don't like it, but it's not like this whole thing of like brother and sister. It's like, I don't know. It could, you know, they're white lotus. Some people are. Yeah. It is legal. But Lexi, it's just so immature. The following, like, I kind of miss that era of life, too. I don't know.

I don't see who people follow or like. Like, that's not part of my life. I would need to know how to, like, look it up.

I don't see who people follow or like. Like, that's not part of my life. I would need to know how to, like, look it up.

I don't see who people follow or like. Like, that's not part of my life. I would need to know how to, like, look it up.

I feel you. I have no opinion about the parent thing. I don't know. I just... I don't care. I think it's weird.

I feel you. I have no opinion about the parent thing. I don't know. I just... I don't care. I think it's weird.

I feel you. I have no opinion about the parent thing. I don't know. I just... I don't care. I think it's weird.

That it's such a, because she does, she has such a weird, she has a different relationship with her parents, right? They're clubbing, they're vacationing. Like you can't assume everyone else has that relationship with their parents.

That it's such a, because she does, she has such a weird, she has a different relationship with her parents, right? They're clubbing, they're vacationing. Like you can't assume everyone else has that relationship with their parents.

That it's such a, because she does, she has such a weird, she has a different relationship with her parents, right? They're clubbing, they're vacationing. Like you can't assume everyone else has that relationship with their parents.

I'm sure after they did it, Jesse was like, this is a maniac. Don't worry about this. Like, I don't, you know, I'm sure off camera, he was like, you don't, you'll never see this woman again. Yeah.

I'm sure after they did it, Jesse was like, this is a maniac. Don't worry about this. Like, I don't, you know, I'm sure off camera, he was like, you don't, you'll never see this woman again. Yeah.

I'm sure after they did it, Jesse was like, this is a maniac. Don't worry about this. Like, I don't, you know, I'm sure off camera, he was like, you don't, you'll never see this woman again. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't get the sub-level of exclusive versus boyfriend and girlfriend. The dimensions of dating these days. Yeah, I don't understand the exclusive but not boyfriend and girlfriend. It's so hard to see dogs on a screen and not be able to touch them. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't get the sub-level of exclusive versus boyfriend and girlfriend. The dimensions of dating these days. Yeah, I don't understand the exclusive but not boyfriend and girlfriend. It's so hard to see dogs on a screen and not be able to touch them. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't get the sub-level of exclusive versus boyfriend and girlfriend. The dimensions of dating these days. Yeah, I don't understand the exclusive but not boyfriend and girlfriend. It's so hard to see dogs on a screen and not be able to touch them. Yeah.

Glad I'm in a safe space. No, I have a disgusting cough because I've been sick, but then I I'm better, but I won't stop smoking weed for the life of me. And so the cough stays forever. I hear your girl. Oh, really? Cool. And people are like, what about edibles and drinks? I'm like, it's not the same. I want a joint.

Glad I'm in a safe space. No, I have a disgusting cough because I've been sick, but then I I'm better, but I won't stop smoking weed for the life of me. And so the cough stays forever. I hear your girl. Oh, really? Cool. And people are like, what about edibles and drinks? I'm like, it's not the same. I want a joint.

Glad I'm in a safe space. No, I have a disgusting cough because I've been sick, but then I I'm better, but I won't stop smoking weed for the life of me. And so the cough stays forever. I hear your girl. Oh, really? Cool. And people are like, what about edibles and drinks? I'm like, it's not the same. I want a joint.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, it's only good like if you're at a pool all day. That's an edible day. Okay. Because then you're just floating and you're like, oh, nice. But other than that, I need it down to the business and I want it to burn. I wish there was more potheads on Bravo.

Yes, it's only good like if you're at a pool all day. That's an edible day. Okay. Because then you're just floating and you're like, oh, nice. But other than that, I need it down to the business and I want it to burn. I wish there was more potheads on Bravo.

Yes, it's only good like if you're at a pool all day. That's an edible day. Okay. Because then you're just floating and you're like, oh, nice. But other than that, I need it down to the business and I want it to burn. I wish there was more potheads on Bravo.

No, I didn't know that.

No, I didn't know that.

No, I didn't know that.

She's like Jennifer Aniston to me. Just delicate little jewelry, cute outfits, fun, likable. I like her a lot.

She's like Jennifer Aniston to me. Just delicate little jewelry, cute outfits, fun, likable. I like her a lot.

She's like Jennifer Aniston to me. Just delicate little jewelry, cute outfits, fun, likable. I like her a lot.

Yeah, and she could dress so casual and still look so elevated.

Yeah, and she could dress so casual and still look so elevated.

Yeah, and she could dress so casual and still look so elevated.

I know Paige was wearing like a Prada dress just at the barbecue. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. She's doing well.

I know Paige was wearing like a Prada dress just at the barbecue. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. She's doing well.

I know Paige was wearing like a Prada dress just at the barbecue. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. She's doing well.

You're not worried.

You're not worried.

You're not worried.

It was such a good comeback. Well, that's the one thing in the comments that I have to get a life. But like. The audience doesn't get how much more successful she is than him.

It was such a good comeback. Well, that's the one thing in the comments that I have to get a life. But like. The audience doesn't get how much more successful she is than him.

It was such a good comeback. Well, that's the one thing in the comments that I have to get a life. But like. The audience doesn't get how much more successful she is than him.

Yeah. They're like, yeah, a lot of the Bravo accounts are like, God, she's so cocky. Oh, she's delusional. She's this. And I'm like.

Yeah. They're like, yeah, a lot of the Bravo accounts are like, God, she's so cocky. Oh, she's delusional. She's this. And I'm like.

Yeah. They're like, yeah, a lot of the Bravo accounts are like, God, she's so cocky. Oh, she's delusional. She's this. And I'm like.

She has a Tresemme ad, you guys. Like, there's no way these pillows are competing.

She has a Tresemme ad, you guys. Like, there's no way these pillows are competing.

She has a Tresemme ad, you guys. Like, there's no way these pillows are competing.

Kroger.

Kroger.

Kroger.

So this was the Vaulters upset posted. That's, like, this account. I mean, yeah, I'm, like, deep. I gotta read a book. But basically people think that she's out of line and delusional and there's no way that she's more successful than Craig and that, like, that comment was out of line that she was the breadwinner. Yeah. Yeah, and it was very much like, ugh, that tour, that's a once in a what.

So this was the Vaulters upset posted. That's, like, this account. I mean, yeah, I'm, like, deep. I gotta read a book. But basically people think that she's out of line and delusional and there's no way that she's more successful than Craig and that, like, that comment was out of line that she was the breadwinner. Yeah. Yeah, and it was very much like, ugh, that tour, that's a once in a what.

So this was the Vaulters upset posted. That's, like, this account. I mean, yeah, I'm, like, deep. I gotta read a book. But basically people think that she's out of line and delusional and there's no way that she's more successful than Craig and that, like, that comment was out of line that she was the breadwinner. Yeah. Yeah, and it was very much like, ugh, that tour, that's a once in a what.

I'm like, selling out Radio City Music Hall.

I'm like, selling out Radio City Music Hall.

I'm like, selling out Radio City Music Hall.

Is truly, I don't know how they're trying to make it seem not as amazing as it is.

Is truly, I don't know how they're trying to make it seem not as amazing as it is.

Is truly, I don't know how they're trying to make it seem not as amazing as it is.

Or just their pod. Paige is really rich. The Amazon Live.

Or just their pod. Paige is really rich. The Amazon Live.

Or just their pod. Paige is really rich. The Amazon Live.

No, he didn't have to, but then to act like, well, I'm just a little good boy when you're alluding to these rumors is annoying. I don't like the way he's trying to frame himself as some victim of something.

No, he didn't have to, but then to act like, well, I'm just a little good boy when you're alluding to these rumors is annoying. I don't like the way he's trying to frame himself as some victim of something.

No, he didn't have to, but then to act like, well, I'm just a little good boy when you're alluding to these rumors is annoying. I don't like the way he's trying to frame himself as some victim of something.

I'm a Lindsay Hubbard apologist. I have been for years. I really like the TV she brings for me. And I'm loving that Paige and her have this new little like friendship. Yeah. And I love Paige's take of like, yeah, Lindsay is wrong. Doesn't care. Was like, I guess I'm wrong. And continued like, no shame. It's beautiful to watch.

I'm a Lindsay Hubbard apologist. I have been for years. I really like the TV she brings for me. And I'm loving that Paige and her have this new little like friendship. Yeah. And I love Paige's take of like, yeah, Lindsay is wrong. Doesn't care. Was like, I guess I'm wrong. And continued like, no shame. It's beautiful to watch.

I'm a Lindsay Hubbard apologist. I have been for years. I really like the TV she brings for me. And I'm loving that Paige and her have this new little like friendship. Yeah. And I love Paige's take of like, yeah, Lindsay is wrong. Doesn't care. Was like, I guess I'm wrong. And continued like, no shame. It's beautiful to watch.

And she let kind of Carl get a burn in on her. And it did like with the, you have a bad taste in people. And he was like, yeah, clearly. Kind of gave him that. But wasn't offended. Yeah, she was there to riff. It was just fun and fighting without the aftermath of darkness.

And she let kind of Carl get a burn in on her. And it did like with the, you have a bad taste in people. And he was like, yeah, clearly. Kind of gave him that. But wasn't offended. Yeah, she was there to riff. It was just fun and fighting without the aftermath of darkness.

And she let kind of Carl get a burn in on her. And it did like with the, you have a bad taste in people. And he was like, yeah, clearly. Kind of gave him that. But wasn't offended. Yeah, she was there to riff. It was just fun and fighting without the aftermath of darkness.

Anyone saying that is like, I would hit him in his neck like that. I would be so upset. It's like, bless your heart. You know, it's like so rude.

Anyone saying that is like, I would hit him in his neck like that. I would be so upset. It's like, bless your heart. You know, it's like so rude.

Anyone saying that is like, I would hit him in his neck like that. I would be so upset. It's like, bless your heart. You know, it's like so rude.

ma'am i'll pray for you wow would you be okay i would be pissed i'd be pissed i would i would break a glass i can't drop it i would be so please i can't drop ma'am sir i can't i won't oh you love it you can't get rid of it so much she is from the south though it's just so insulting to me i'm like i'm still in my head like a young girl i don't think it means you're old it just means that like i respect you

ma'am i'll pray for you wow would you be okay i would be pissed i'd be pissed i would i would break a glass i can't drop it i would be so please i can't drop ma'am sir i can't i won't oh you love it you can't get rid of it so much she is from the south though it's just so insulting to me i'm like i'm still in my head like a young girl i don't think it means you're old it just means that like i respect you

ma'am i'll pray for you wow would you be okay i would be pissed i'd be pissed i would i would break a glass i can't drop it i would be so please i can't drop ma'am sir i can't i won't oh you love it you can't get rid of it so much she is from the south though it's just so insulting to me i'm like i'm still in my head like a young girl i don't think it means you're old it just means that like i respect you

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know if I've ever said sir to anyone unless I'm like I'm being a bitch.

I don't know if I've ever said sir to anyone unless I'm like I'm being a bitch.

I don't know if I've ever said sir to anyone unless I'm like I'm being a bitch.

Sir is condescending to me. Yeah. Sir. I'll tell you the last time I said, sir, this is a wild story. This happened five years. I remember this so well, but I ordered Postmates Home State. And when I went outside to meet the delivery driver, he was feeding the taco to a German shepherd that was on the sidewalk. Shut the fuck up. And I said to him, sir, I think that's my food.

Sir is condescending to me. Yeah. Sir. I'll tell you the last time I said, sir, this is a wild story. This happened five years. I remember this so well, but I ordered Postmates Home State. And when I went outside to meet the delivery driver, he was feeding the taco to a German shepherd that was on the sidewalk. Shut the fuck up. And I said to him, sir, I think that's my food.

Sir is condescending to me. Yeah. Sir. I'll tell you the last time I said, sir, this is a wild story. This happened five years. I remember this so well, but I ordered Postmates Home State. And when I went outside to meet the delivery driver, he was feeding the taco to a German shepherd that was on the sidewalk. Shut the fuck up. And I said to him, sir, I think that's my food.

I think that's the last time I said, sir. I was like, what? Oh, the other time was when my Uber driver fell asleep in Salt Lake City on the highway when it was veering into the medium. I went, sir, wake up. Wake up. Like, that's how I use sir.

I think that's the last time I said, sir. I was like, what? Oh, the other time was when my Uber driver fell asleep in Salt Lake City on the highway when it was veering into the medium. I went, sir, wake up. Wake up. Like, that's how I use sir.

I think that's the last time I said, sir. I was like, what? Oh, the other time was when my Uber driver fell asleep in Salt Lake City on the highway when it was veering into the medium. I went, sir, wake up. Wake up. Like, that's how I use sir.

I can't. We went back and forth for a little bit. His excuse to me was, I thought you lived in this other house. That was his response when I said, I think you're feeding my food to this dog. He's like, I thought it was your dog. I thought you sent the dog out because he was hungry. He said, if this was your dog, you'd be happy I'm doing this, right? Like taking care of it.

I can't. We went back and forth for a little bit. His excuse to me was, I thought you lived in this other house. That was his response when I said, I think you're feeding my food to this dog. He's like, I thought it was your dog. I thought you sent the dog out because he was hungry. He said, if this was your dog, you'd be happy I'm doing this, right? Like taking care of it.

I can't. We went back and forth for a little bit. His excuse to me was, I thought you lived in this other house. That was his response when I said, I think you're feeding my food to this dog. He's like, I thought it was your dog. I thought you sent the dog out because he was hungry. He said, if this was your dog, you'd be happy I'm doing this, right? Like taking care of it.

I'm like, no, you shouldn't feed dogs cheese and sour cream either. Like if it was a stray, I would help. But Postmates called me back immediately. I've never had customer service like call so fast when it was like my food's been fed to a dog. I don't know.

I'm like, no, you shouldn't feed dogs cheese and sour cream either. Like if it was a stray, I would help. But Postmates called me back immediately. I've never had customer service like call so fast when it was like my food's been fed to a dog. I don't know.

I'm like, no, you shouldn't feed dogs cheese and sour cream either. Like if it was a stray, I would help. But Postmates called me back immediately. I've never had customer service like call so fast when it was like my food's been fed to a dog. I don't know.

It was crazy. They only offered me $5. I was like, you got it. I need a little bit more of a credit, please.

It was crazy. They only offered me $5. I was like, you got it. I need a little bit more of a credit, please.

It was crazy. They only offered me $5. I was like, you got it. I need a little bit more of a credit, please.

I should have been more on top of it. Yeah.

I should have been more on top of it. Yeah.

I should have been more on top of it. Yeah.

What was it? You haven't seen this. There's like, I do wish the best for Teddy. I'm glad she's out.

What was it? You haven't seen this. There's like, I do wish the best for Teddy. I'm glad she's out.

What was it? You haven't seen this. There's like, I do wish the best for Teddy. I'm glad she's out.

there's a second of the dog kind of being dragged a little bit yeah but there's also a context of they were recording them for a lot longer than what we see the recordings were because in my head of like if i get in i've i live in new york so whatever bumping happens and then sometimes you realize like oh this person might hit me and then i would leave i don't get continuing to talk to someone that is clearly gonna hit you yeah yeah and can hit you

there's a second of the dog kind of being dragged a little bit yeah but there's also a context of they were recording them for a lot longer than what we see the recordings were because in my head of like if i get in i've i live in new york so whatever bumping happens and then sometimes you realize like oh this person might hit me and then i would leave i don't get continuing to talk to someone that is clearly gonna hit you yeah yeah and can hit you

there's a second of the dog kind of being dragged a little bit yeah but there's also a context of they were recording them for a lot longer than what we see the recordings were because in my head of like if i get in i've i live in new york so whatever bumping happens and then sometimes you realize like oh this person might hit me and then i would leave i don't get continuing to talk to someone that is clearly gonna hit you yeah yeah and can hit you

And your friend has brain cancer.

And your friend has brain cancer.

And your friend has brain cancer.

I bumped in with this guy. We were both yelling at each other. And then I was like, oh, I don't want to get hit. I don't need the last word here. I'm going to get the fuck out of here.

I bumped in with this guy. We were both yelling at each other. And then I was like, oh, I don't want to get hit. I don't need the last word here. I'm going to get the fuck out of here.

I bumped in with this guy. We were both yelling at each other. And then I was like, oh, I don't want to get hit. I don't need the last word here. I'm going to get the fuck out of here.

But you saw that woman, right? Like when someone calls me ma'am, that's what I think they think I am. Like that woman. Fighting. That's how I feel when I get hurt.

But you saw that woman, right? Like when someone calls me ma'am, that's what I think they think I am. Like that woman. Fighting. That's how I feel when I get hurt.

But you saw that woman, right? Like when someone calls me ma'am, that's what I think they think I am. Like that woman. Fighting. That's how I feel when I get hurt.

That's always the best when someone records and posts it and then everyone's like, you're wrong. It's like the Jersey Mike situation. Yes. I bet Kyle's been a Karen out in the wild.

That's always the best when someone records and posts it and then everyone's like, you're wrong. It's like the Jersey Mike situation. Yes. I bet Kyle's been a Karen out in the wild.

That's always the best when someone records and posts it and then everyone's like, you're wrong. It's like the Jersey Mike situation. Yes. I bet Kyle's been a Karen out in the wild.

Yeah, that's actually my flaw as a person too. If my hotel room is not ready in time, I do get more upset than I'd like.

Yeah, that's actually my flaw as a person too. If my hotel room is not ready in time, I do get more upset than I'd like.

Yeah, that's actually my flaw as a person too. If my hotel room is not ready in time, I do get more upset than I'd like.

It's not going to happen.

It's not going to happen.

It's not going to happen.

And it's not like the baby fresh born looks like your baby now. That's what I said. It could be any random baby too if you were trafficking. Babies do look the same.

And it's not like the baby fresh born looks like your baby now. That's what I said. It could be any random baby too if you were trafficking. Babies do look the same.

And it's not like the baby fresh born looks like your baby now. That's what I said. It could be any random baby too if you were trafficking. Babies do look the same.

I hope it was like a fun prank that the employees were doing. Like, go ask to do that.

I hope it was like a fun prank that the employees were doing. Like, go ask to do that.

I hope it was like a fun prank that the employees were doing. Like, go ask to do that.

Yeah. I literally saw her vagina. I had a customer service thing wildly yesterday. So I know Drybar is always going to have not great service. It's kind of... But I landed yesterday. I wanted to look good. I wanted a blowout for today. So I made an appointment for 5 o'clock. They called me two days ago going, can you actually come at 4.30? We're closing early. I go, okay. Show up at 4.30.

Yeah. I literally saw her vagina. I had a customer service thing wildly yesterday. So I know Drybar is always going to have not great service. It's kind of... But I landed yesterday. I wanted to look good. I wanted a blowout for today. So I made an appointment for 5 o'clock. They called me two days ago going, can you actually come at 4.30? We're closing early. I go, okay. Show up at 4.30.

Yeah. I literally saw her vagina. I had a customer service thing wildly yesterday. So I know Drybar is always going to have not great service. It's kind of... But I landed yesterday. I wanted to look good. I wanted a blowout for today. So I made an appointment for 5 o'clock. They called me two days ago going, can you actually come at 4.30? We're closing early. I go, okay. Show up at 4.30.

They do not take me until 5.25.

They do not take me until 5.25.

They do not take me until 5.25.

I got out of my blow dry at 6.17. I got there at 4.30.

I got out of my blow dry at 6.17. I got there at 4.30.

I got out of my blow dry at 6.17. I got there at 4.30.

Did you say anything? Well, once the woman was done finally with her blowout, her other client, she comes and goes, I actually have to take my legally state mandated break. I go, what? She goes, I have to take a break. It's the law. So either my break or if he finishes first, he'll take you. And I went, OK, I just if I came at five, I wouldn't be that mad. But you guys asked me to come early.

Did you say anything? Well, once the woman was done finally with her blowout, her other client, she comes and goes, I actually have to take my legally state mandated break. I go, what? She goes, I have to take a break. It's the law. So either my break or if he finishes first, he'll take you. And I went, OK, I just if I came at five, I wouldn't be that mad. But you guys asked me to come early.

Did you say anything? Well, once the woman was done finally with her blowout, her other client, she comes and goes, I actually have to take my legally state mandated break. I go, what? She goes, I have to take a break. It's the law. So either my break or if he finishes first, he'll take you. And I went, OK, I just if I came at five, I wouldn't be that mad. But you guys asked me to come early.

She goes, I'll bring you champagne. I go, fine. The bottle. I'll take But then I didn't have anywhere to go. So I couldn't be that mad. I didn't have any plans.

She goes, I'll bring you champagne. I go, fine. The bottle. I'll take But then I didn't have anywhere to go. So I couldn't be that mad. I didn't have any plans.

She goes, I'll bring you champagne. I go, fine. The bottle. I'll take But then I didn't have anywhere to go. So I couldn't be that mad. I didn't have any plans.

Yeah, I went out. I smoked a joint. I drank champagne. I read a town and country.

Yeah, I went out. I smoked a joint. I drank champagne. I read a town and country.

Yeah, I went out. I smoked a joint. I drank champagne. I read a town and country.

Are you getting the table?

Are you getting the table?

Are you getting the table?

I am. I am.

I am. I am.

I am. I am.

I didn't know how I was going to feel because the photos did exist, but I also think that's pretty gross. And then watching it was so dark. So dark. Watching it was upsetting. It felt like Kenya was in a trance. The rage I saw on her face was blinding her to this huge... like event for her. She wants this for her daughter, the salon and to do that and big misstep. And it sucks.

I didn't know how I was going to feel because the photos did exist, but I also think that's pretty gross. And then watching it was so dark. So dark. Watching it was upsetting. It felt like Kenya was in a trance. The rage I saw on her face was blinding her to this huge... like event for her. She wants this for her daughter, the salon and to do that and big misstep. And it sucks.

I didn't know how I was going to feel because the photos did exist, but I also think that's pretty gross. And then watching it was so dark. So dark. Watching it was upsetting. It felt like Kenya was in a trance. The rage I saw on her face was blinding her to this huge... like event for her. She wants this for her daughter, the salon and to do that and big misstep. And it sucks.

She like messed up this season and career. I don't, it's, I don't know. It's really a bummer.

She like messed up this season and career. I don't, it's, I don't know. It's really a bummer.

She like messed up this season and career. I don't, it's, I don't know. It's really a bummer.

And Britt came to apologize. She brought the bouquet. She said she was ready to apologize. So for Kenya to like continue on that journey with the photos is pretty.

And Britt came to apologize. She brought the bouquet. She said she was ready to apologize. So for Kenya to like continue on that journey with the photos is pretty.

And Britt came to apologize. She brought the bouquet. She said she was ready to apologize. So for Kenya to like continue on that journey with the photos is pretty.

I want to know who printed it on the foam core. That's what I want to know.

I want to know who printed it on the foam core. That's what I want to know.

I want to know who printed it on the foam core. That's what I want to know.

Well, it's actually porn. The definition of porn is it's two consensual people. And so a lot of times with revenge porn, if someone's taping something and it wasn't meant for other things, it's not porn because it's not consenting. And revenge makes it seem like someone deserved them being leaked.

Well, it's actually porn. The definition of porn is it's two consensual people. And so a lot of times with revenge porn, if someone's taping something and it wasn't meant for other things, it's not porn because it's not consenting. And revenge makes it seem like someone deserved them being leaked.

Well, it's actually porn. The definition of porn is it's two consensual people. And so a lot of times with revenge porn, if someone's taping something and it wasn't meant for other things, it's not porn because it's not consenting. And revenge makes it seem like someone deserved them being leaked.

So in, like, government and criminal terms, they try to change the language of it because revenge means you deserved it and porn means it was consented upon. So that's why, like, forgetting nitty-gritty, why the language is fucked. For child stuff, it's child sex abuse images. I forget the adult term of, like... But it's just... That's why that term is fucked up.

So in, like, government and criminal terms, they try to change the language of it because revenge means you deserved it and porn means it was consented upon. So that's why, like, forgetting nitty-gritty, why the language is fucked. For child stuff, it's child sex abuse images. I forget the adult term of, like... But it's just... That's why that term is fucked up.

So in, like, government and criminal terms, they try to change the language of it because revenge means you deserved it and porn means it was consented upon. So that's why, like, forgetting nitty-gritty, why the language is fucked. For child stuff, it's child sex abuse images. I forget the adult term of, like... But it's just... That's why that term is fucked up.

But I don't know if in the context of... This, because if it was a consensual thing, but yeah.

But I don't know if in the context of... This, because if it was a consensual thing, but yeah.

But I don't know if in the context of... This, because if it was a consensual thing, but yeah.

No, that's what some of my before the episode aired that those were discussions I was having out and about with other comics or like just with some friends. And they're like, well, it was already out and then watching it. It just was dark and uncomfortable and wrong.

No, that's what some of my before the episode aired that those were discussions I was having out and about with other comics or like just with some friends. And they're like, well, it was already out and then watching it. It just was dark and uncomfortable and wrong.

No, that's what some of my before the episode aired that those were discussions I was having out and about with other comics or like just with some friends. And they're like, well, it was already out and then watching it. It just was dark and uncomfortable and wrong.

make whatever happened next with Kenya make sense but unfortunately where it's like Brit not unfortunately but just like the actuality of it was Brit left and then you still chose to move forward with that I wonder how she felt right after the party like everyone leaves your best friends leave the vibe is wrong like I wonder when it hit her that she messed up Kenya I don't think I don't think she feels like she's in the wrong though you're saying Kenya yeah yeah I mean she definitely got a call from production being like girl by then but production must have known those photos are coming out like that's the thing with production yeah

make whatever happened next with Kenya make sense but unfortunately where it's like Brit not unfortunately but just like the actuality of it was Brit left and then you still chose to move forward with that I wonder how she felt right after the party like everyone leaves your best friends leave the vibe is wrong like I wonder when it hit her that she messed up Kenya I don't think I don't think she feels like she's in the wrong though you're saying Kenya yeah yeah I mean she definitely got a call from production being like girl by then but production must have known those photos are coming out like that's the thing with production yeah

make whatever happened next with Kenya make sense but unfortunately where it's like Brit not unfortunately but just like the actuality of it was Brit left and then you still chose to move forward with that I wonder how she felt right after the party like everyone leaves your best friends leave the vibe is wrong like I wonder when it hit her that she messed up Kenya I don't think I don't think she feels like she's in the wrong though you're saying Kenya yeah yeah I mean she definitely got a call from production being like girl by then but production must have known those photos are coming out like that's the thing with production yeah

Because wasn't Portia defending it a little where it's like or maybe maybe I'm mixing things up. But it's like if production knew they used her for this story and then to boot her off is like.

Because wasn't Portia defending it a little where it's like or maybe maybe I'm mixing things up. But it's like if production knew they used her for this story and then to boot her off is like.

Because wasn't Portia defending it a little where it's like or maybe maybe I'm mixing things up. But it's like if production knew they used her for this story and then to boot her off is like.

Well, and with Bravo, it's always hard because it's like, what is the line? Because, you know, the pulling of the ponytail, like in Jersey, like there's all these things and they're never consistent with what they decide to punish people with or not.

Well, and with Bravo, it's always hard because it's like, what is the line? Because, you know, the pulling of the ponytail, like in Jersey, like there's all these things and they're never consistent with what they decide to punish people with or not.

Well, and with Bravo, it's always hard because it's like, what is the line? Because, you know, the pulling of the ponytail, like in Jersey, like there's all these things and they're never consistent with what they decide to punish people with or not.

No, she just has an accomplice. It was uncomfortable to watch. It was bad to watch. And that's what I'm going off of. But I did want to say Britt did one of my least favorite things. I don't like when a housewife is new and comes in too hard with her preconceived notions. Like, it really, I don't like what she did there.

No, she just has an accomplice. It was uncomfortable to watch. It was bad to watch. And that's what I'm going off of. But I did want to say Britt did one of my least favorite things. I don't like when a housewife is new and comes in too hard with her preconceived notions. Like, it really, I don't like what she did there.

No, she just has an accomplice. It was uncomfortable to watch. It was bad to watch. And that's what I'm going off of. But I did want to say Britt did one of my least favorite things. I don't like when a housewife is new and comes in too hard with her preconceived notions. Like, it really, I don't like what she did there.

Oh, that was a side hug, not a real hug. Like, get a life.

Oh, that was a side hug, not a real hug. Like, get a life.

Oh, that was a side hug, not a real hug. Like, get a life.

I like Shamia. I'm just glad Shamia's there.

I like Shamia. I'm just glad Shamia's there.

I like Shamia. I'm just glad Shamia's there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But I think this season, more than others, I'm seeing Portia's kind of a hater. Oh! she's one of my favorites I loved her on girls trip like I want to float in a pool with her like I love Portia she's one of the most beautiful I think of all the women and like I don't know, being like, oh, is that your voice? This is your best friend from childhood.

But I think this season, more than others, I'm seeing Portia's kind of a hater. Oh! she's one of my favorites I loved her on girls trip like I want to float in a pool with her like I love Portia she's one of the most beautiful I think of all the women and like I don't know, being like, oh, is that your voice? This is your best friend from childhood.

But I think this season, more than others, I'm seeing Portia's kind of a hater. Oh! she's one of my favorites I loved her on girls trip like I want to float in a pool with her like I love Portia she's one of the most beautiful I think of all the women and like I don't know, being like, oh, is that your voice? This is your best friend from childhood.

Showing up to your best friend's, like, birthday so late. I don't know. It's, like, hard to watch Portia be such a hater.

Showing up to your best friend's, like, birthday so late. I don't know. It's, like, hard to watch Portia be such a hater.

Showing up to your best friend's, like, birthday so late. I don't know. It's, like, hard to watch Portia be such a hater.

That's another thing why I'm in the comments. Like, that bothers me so much. Like, you should want a partner that's like, I'm going to go on the road with you. Holy shit, what can I do? Someone making you watch an ABBA documentary.

That's another thing why I'm in the comments. Like, that bothers me so much. Like, you should want a partner that's like, I'm going to go on the road with you. Holy shit, what can I do? Someone making you watch an ABBA documentary.

That's another thing why I'm in the comments. Like, that bothers me so much. Like, you should want a partner that's like, I'm going to go on the road with you. Holy shit, what can I do? Someone making you watch an ABBA documentary.

Yes, I couldn't believe it. I want I was planning all day to be a little sassy to him. And then he was just so charming and kind. And it was were you.

Yes, I couldn't believe it. I want I was planning all day to be a little sassy to him. And then he was just so charming and kind. And it was were you.

Yes, I couldn't believe it. I want I was planning all day to be a little sassy to him. And then he was just so charming and kind. And it was were you.

Oh, of course. Of course. I don't like the love bombing and the lying. It's and the parents like I guess maybe I'm older. Like, I do think if you're taking someone as a date to a wedding and to meet your parents and you're doing, I don't know, apple picking. Seems like she's going to fall in love with you. And then you being like, but I didn't actually say I wanted to be exclusive.

Oh, of course. Of course. I don't like the love bombing and the lying. It's and the parents like I guess maybe I'm older. Like, I do think if you're taking someone as a date to a wedding and to meet your parents and you're doing, I don't know, apple picking. Seems like she's going to fall in love with you. And then you being like, but I didn't actually say I wanted to be exclusive.

Oh, of course. Of course. I don't like the love bombing and the lying. It's and the parents like I guess maybe I'm older. Like, I do think if you're taking someone as a date to a wedding and to meet your parents and you're doing, I don't know, apple picking. Seems like she's going to fall in love with you. And then you being like, but I didn't actually say I wanted to be exclusive.

It's like, OK, but she's allowed to fall for you in that way and be hurt and upset.

It's like, OK, but she's allowed to fall for you in that way and be hurt and upset.

It's like, OK, but she's allowed to fall for you in that way and be hurt and upset.

But it is embarrassing that she still wants to make out with him.

But it is embarrassing that she still wants to make out with him.

But it is embarrassing that she still wants to make out with him.

But also so real. Yeah. So real.

But also so real. Yeah. So real.

But also so real. Yeah. So real.

I think he's hot. Oh, the one funny thing. Oh, and we went out till two in the morning, but I have to stop going out with younger people. I was laying on my floor.

I think he's hot. Oh, the one funny thing. Oh, and we went out till two in the morning, but I have to stop going out with younger people. I was laying on my floor.

I think he's hot. Oh, the one funny thing. Oh, and we went out till two in the morning, but I have to stop going out with younger people. I was laying on my floor.

I was wrecked I heard the Taco Bell get delivered and I couldn't even move to go get it like I was out by 2 in the morning but he was awesome but then we went out after and I think it's because I'm from the former so he was like I thought they brought us on to talk about Ukraine I go watch what happens live laughing You thought that we were going to talk about the war? No.

I was wrecked I heard the Taco Bell get delivered and I couldn't even move to go get it like I was out by 2 in the morning but he was awesome but then we went out after and I think it's because I'm from the former so he was like I thought they brought us on to talk about Ukraine I go watch what happens live laughing You thought that we were going to talk about the war? No.

I was wrecked I heard the Taco Bell get delivered and I couldn't even move to go get it like I was out by 2 in the morning but he was awesome but then we went out after and I think it's because I'm from the former so he was like I thought they brought us on to talk about Ukraine I go watch what happens live laughing You thought that we were going to talk about the war? No.

But he DM'd me in the day watching my special. He's like, what are we going to drink tonight? And then I sent him a photo watching the reunion from last year. And he's like, please, God, can you watch anything else but that? But I wanted to prep. And he brought Jen Fessler. It was just a dream. I couldn't believe I got to play the game and win and do a shot ski. I mean, it was everything.

But he DM'd me in the day watching my special. He's like, what are we going to drink tonight? And then I sent him a photo watching the reunion from last year. And he's like, please, God, can you watch anything else but that? But I wanted to prep. And he brought Jen Fessler. It was just a dream. I couldn't believe I got to play the game and win and do a shot ski. I mean, it was everything.

But he DM'd me in the day watching my special. He's like, what are we going to drink tonight? And then I sent him a photo watching the reunion from last year. And he's like, please, God, can you watch anything else but that? But I wanted to prep. And he brought Jen Fessler. It was just a dream. I couldn't believe I got to play the game and win and do a shot ski. I mean, it was everything.

I bartended.

I bartended.

I bartended.

So I bartended once. I was in the audience twice. And then I finally. But that was his third taping of the day. He's a busy guy. Yeah, they'll do multiple tapings a day. Oh, I didn't know that. Sometimes they're not all live anymore just because he's so busy.

So I bartended once. I was in the audience twice. And then I finally. But that was his third taping of the day. He's a busy guy. Yeah, they'll do multiple tapings a day. Oh, I didn't know that. Sometimes they're not all live anymore just because he's so busy.

So I bartended once. I was in the audience twice. And then I finally. But that was his third taping of the day. He's a busy guy. Yeah, they'll do multiple tapings a day. Oh, I didn't know that. Sometimes they're not all live anymore just because he's so busy.

But ours was live.

But ours was live.

But ours was live.

No, ours was live. Yours was live-live. Ours was live-live. Let's go. Yours was live-live. Ours was live-live, and one of my good friends from L.A. flew it. Like, it was just a huge moment for the group chats, the friend groups, like, everything. But then also the bartender was from Top Chef.

No, ours was live. Yours was live-live. Ours was live-live. Let's go. Yours was live-live. Ours was live-live, and one of my good friends from L.A. flew it. Like, it was just a huge moment for the group chats, the friend groups, like, everything. But then also the bartender was from Top Chef.

No, ours was live. Yours was live-live. Ours was live-live. Let's go. Yours was live-live. Ours was live-live, and one of my good friends from L.A. flew it. Like, it was just a huge moment for the group chats, the friend groups, like, everything. But then also the bartender was from Top Chef.

it was chef eric's um from season 16 so that was even huge you're just having time yeah huge yeah it was it was exciting i just wish i wasn't taking shot after shot after shot and i wish i was meaner to him a little bit i but but he is great i liked him yeah got that charisma and he's taller than you'd think too i think it's just he's around all these tall guys he did play he was like a full football player right

it was chef eric's um from season 16 so that was even huge you're just having time yeah huge yeah it was it was exciting i just wish i wasn't taking shot after shot after shot and i wish i was meaner to him a little bit i but but he is great i liked him yeah got that charisma and he's taller than you'd think too i think it's just he's around all these tall guys he did play he was like a full football player right

it was chef eric's um from season 16 so that was even huge you're just having time yeah huge yeah it was it was exciting i just wish i wasn't taking shot after shot after shot and i wish i was meaner to him a little bit i but but he is great i liked him yeah got that charisma and he's taller than you'd think too i think it's just he's around all these tall guys he did play he was like a full football player right

Man. What's your relationship with Andy?

Man. What's your relationship with Andy?

Man. What's your relationship with Andy?

Secret lovers.

Secret lovers.

Secret lovers.

That is huge.

That is huge.

That is huge.

I know. I want to get stoned with him and Sarah Jessica Parker and Amy Sedaris. Oh, my God. Up in his like couch room that we saw. But he is so good at his job. And I wish he was more in the conversation when people talk about late night talk show hosts and stuff. It's annoying. He's not. He is so good.

I know. I want to get stoned with him and Sarah Jessica Parker and Amy Sedaris. Oh, my God. Up in his like couch room that we saw. But he is so good at his job. And I wish he was more in the conversation when people talk about late night talk show hosts and stuff. It's annoying. He's not. He is so good.

I know. I want to get stoned with him and Sarah Jessica Parker and Amy Sedaris. Oh, my God. Up in his like couch room that we saw. But he is so good at his job. And I wish he was more in the conversation when people talk about late night talk show hosts and stuff. It's annoying. He's not. He is so good.

Oh, I haven't watched the new season yet. It's really good. I can't wait. It's really good. You've already talked about Walton Goggins and Amy Liu and the Instagram stuff.

Oh, I haven't watched the new season yet. It's really good. I can't wait. It's really good. You've already talked about Walton Goggins and Amy Liu and the Instagram stuff.

Oh, I haven't watched the new season yet. It's really good. I can't wait. It's really good. You've already talked about Walton Goggins and Amy Liu and the Instagram stuff.

No, I was going to ask you guys for Inside Scoop. What do you guys think it is? It's like the one thing I'm like so... obsessed with? I want to know.

No, I was going to ask you guys for Inside Scoop. What do you guys think it is? It's like the one thing I'm like so... obsessed with? I want to know.

No, I was going to ask you guys for Inside Scoop. What do you guys think it is? It's like the one thing I'm like so... obsessed with? I want to know.

Okay. I just wanted to ask. I just, yeah.

Okay. I just wanted to ask. I just, yeah.

Okay. I just wanted to ask. I just, yeah.

No, I just want an audition for season four. That's what everyone wants. Let's put it out there right now.

No, I just want an audition for season four. That's what everyone wants. Let's put it out there right now.

No, I just want an audition for season four. That's what everyone wants. Let's put it out there right now.

thank you um my i have a podcast that's messed up an svu podcast and we recap svu we deep dive into the true crimes and we interview the actors love loved us for you yeah every tuesday um so yeah that's what i have i'm on season two of survival of the thickest as well mountain about and i'm glitter cheese on the internet if i've ever fought with you in the comments

thank you um my i have a podcast that's messed up an svu podcast and we recap svu we deep dive into the true crimes and we interview the actors love loved us for you yeah every tuesday um so yeah that's what i have i'm on season two of survival of the thickest as well mountain about and i'm glitter cheese on the internet if i've ever fought with you in the comments

thank you um my i have a podcast that's messed up an svu podcast and we recap svu we deep dive into the true crimes and we interview the actors love loved us for you yeah every tuesday um so yeah that's what i have i'm on season two of survival of the thickest as well mountain about and i'm glitter cheese on the internet if i've ever fought with you in the comments

Yay, wow, thank you. I'm like blushing. That was nice.

Yay, wow, thank you. I'm like blushing. That was nice.

Yay, wow, thank you. I'm like blushing. That was nice.

Ja, sie hat eine gute Leben.

Ja, sie hat eine gute Leben.

Ja, sie hat eine gute Leben.

Zwei, seit sie zwei war.

Zwei, seit sie zwei war.

Zwei, seit sie zwei war.

In New York?

In New York?

In New York?

Ich war nur in Skokie. Ich weiß, Ali hat mich getextet, aber ihr seid in der Stadt geblieben. Ich habe ihr alle meine Racks gesendet, aber warum würdest du in Skokie bleiben?

Ich war nur in Skokie. Ich weiß, Ali hat mich getextet, aber ihr seid in der Stadt geblieben. Ich habe ihr alle meine Racks gesendet, aber warum würdest du in Skokie bleiben?

Ich war nur in Skokie. Ich weiß, Ali hat mich getextet, aber ihr seid in der Stadt geblieben. Ich habe ihr alle meine Racks gesendet, aber warum würdest du in Skokie bleiben?

Ja. Ja. But what Skokie is known for is having the biggest population of Jews after World War II outside of Israel. So the Nazis would come march.

Ja. Ja. But what Skokie is known for is having the biggest population of Jews after World War II outside of Israel. So the Nazis would come march.

Ja. Ja. But what Skokie is known for is having the biggest population of Jews after World War II outside of Israel. So the Nazis would come march.

And then when I was a kid, the KKK would come.

And then when I was a kid, the KKK would come.

And then when I was a kid, the KKK would come.

And then there was also a hate crime killer.

And then there was also a hate crime killer.

And then there was also a hate crime killer.

No, but we talked about it a lot in school. And like, you know, freedom of speech. We had to talk about it all the time because the KKK would come. Just because of the Jews. Yeah, but it was also really diverse, like a lot of Pacific Islanders, Indian people, Assyrians, like it was really a diverse place, but I'm assuming it was still for the Jews.

No, but we talked about it a lot in school. And like, you know, freedom of speech. We had to talk about it all the time because the KKK would come. Just because of the Jews. Yeah, but it was also really diverse, like a lot of Pacific Islanders, Indian people, Assyrians, like it was really a diverse place, but I'm assuming it was still for the Jews.

No, but we talked about it a lot in school. And like, you know, freedom of speech. We had to talk about it all the time because the KKK would come. Just because of the Jews. Yeah, but it was also really diverse, like a lot of Pacific Islanders, Indian people, Assyrians, like it was really a diverse place, but I'm assuming it was still for the Jews.

Yeah, because it's just like a suburb.

Yeah, because it's just like a suburb.

Yeah, because it's just like a suburb.

Yeah. Und wir hatten eine großartige, gewonnenes Büro. Ich hoffe, es läuft noch gut. Ich habe da natürlich Nostalgie. Es ist so suburban. Ich liebe es, dort zu gehen.

Yeah. Und wir hatten eine großartige, gewonnenes Büro. Ich hoffe, es läuft noch gut. Ich habe da natürlich Nostalgie. Es ist so suburban. Ich liebe es, dort zu gehen.

Yeah. Und wir hatten eine großartige, gewonnenes Büro. Ich hoffe, es läuft noch gut. Ich habe da natürlich Nostalgie. Es ist so suburban. Ich liebe es, dort zu gehen.

Nein, ich wurde in der ehemaligen Sowjetunion geboren, in der heutigen Ukraine. Und dann kamen wir, als ich drei war.

Nein, ich wurde in der ehemaligen Sowjetunion geboren, in der heutigen Ukraine. Und dann kamen wir, als ich drei war.

Nein, ich wurde in der ehemaligen Sowjetunion geboren, in der heutigen Ukraine. Und dann kamen wir, als ich drei war.

Also, ich war einmal im Hyatt-Lobby von JFL. Und wir hatten Mutuals, also waren wir im selben kleinen Lounge-Bereich. Und ich war so, oh mein Gott, weißt du, ich weiß über... Und er sagt, oh, wir werden das nicht jetzt machen. Und ich war sicher, sicher, mein Schmerz. Und so hat er nicht gehofft.

Also, ich war einmal im Hyatt-Lobby von JFL. Und wir hatten Mutuals, also waren wir im selben kleinen Lounge-Bereich. Und ich war so, oh mein Gott, weißt du, ich weiß über... Und er sagt, oh, wir werden das nicht jetzt machen. Und ich war sicher, sicher, mein Schmerz. Und so hat er nicht gehofft.

Also, ich war einmal im Hyatt-Lobby von JFL. Und wir hatten Mutuals, also waren wir im selben kleinen Lounge-Bereich. Und ich war so, oh mein Gott, weißt du, ich weiß über... Und er sagt, oh, wir werden das nicht jetzt machen. Und ich war sicher, sicher, mein Schmerz. Und so hat er nicht gehofft.

Yeah, it was like the Jewish United Fund and the government. Because in Fran Lebowitz's documentary, Public Speaking, she talks about how there was like a giant meet, like protests in Washington and everyone talking and people like bring us here. And so I'm not, I don't know, but we had like a volunteer family in Chicago and they would teach us how to be American, got my mom a job. Really?

Yeah, it was like the Jewish United Fund and the government. Because in Fran Lebowitz's documentary, Public Speaking, she talks about how there was like a giant meet, like protests in Washington and everyone talking and people like bring us here. And so I'm not, I don't know, but we had like a volunteer family in Chicago and they would teach us how to be American, got my mom a job. Really?

Yeah, it was like the Jewish United Fund and the government. Because in Fran Lebowitz's documentary, Public Speaking, she talks about how there was like a giant meet, like protests in Washington and everyone talking and people like bring us here. And so I'm not, I don't know, but we had like a volunteer family in Chicago and they would teach us how to be American, got my mom a job. Really?

As a Jew? Really? Die Konflikte sind jetzt mit Russland und der Ukraine passiert. Wir haben darüber gesprochen, weil ich nur Russisch spreche. Ich bin für die Ukraine, aber die Ukrainer wollen nicht mehr Russisch sprechen, was fair ist.

As a Jew? Really? Die Konflikte sind jetzt mit Russland und der Ukraine passiert. Wir haben darüber gesprochen, weil ich nur Russisch spreche. Ich bin für die Ukraine, aber die Ukrainer wollen nicht mehr Russisch sprechen, was fair ist.

As a Jew? Really? Die Konflikte sind jetzt mit Russland und der Ukraine passiert. Wir haben darüber gesprochen, weil ich nur Russisch spreche. Ich bin für die Ukraine, aber die Ukrainer wollen nicht mehr Russisch sprechen, was fair ist.

Ja, das war wie geforstet, weil das war das ganze Ding, wie jeder Russisch sprechen musste.

Ja, das war wie geforstet, weil das war das ganze Ding, wie jeder Russisch sprechen musste.

Ja, das war wie geforstet, weil das war das ganze Ding, wie jeder Russisch sprechen musste.

Es ist seine eigene Sache, aber sie klingen alle ähnlich. Aber ich verstehe nicht ukrainisch oder so etwas. Aber ich hatte einen ukrainischen Tattoo-Artist, der sagte, ich werde nie mehr Russisch sprechen. Es gab einen russischsprachigen Arzt. Sie sagt, viele meiner Patienten wollen nicht mehr Russisch sprechen.

Es ist seine eigene Sache, aber sie klingen alle ähnlich. Aber ich verstehe nicht ukrainisch oder so etwas. Aber ich hatte einen ukrainischen Tattoo-Artist, der sagte, ich werde nie mehr Russisch sprechen. Es gab einen russischsprachigen Arzt. Sie sagt, viele meiner Patienten wollen nicht mehr Russisch sprechen.

Es ist seine eigene Sache, aber sie klingen alle ähnlich. Aber ich verstehe nicht ukrainisch oder so etwas. Aber ich hatte einen ukrainischen Tattoo-Artist, der sagte, ich werde nie mehr Russisch sprechen. Es gab einen russischsprachigen Arzt. Sie sagt, viele meiner Patienten wollen nicht mehr Russisch sprechen.

Ja, es ist verrückt. My dad was 50 when I was born.

Ja, es ist verrückt. My dad was 50 when I was born.

Ja, es ist verrückt. My dad was 50 when I was born.

My sister is 10 years older than me.

My sister is 10 years older than me.

My sister is 10 years older than me.

Yeah, my dad's, it's broken English. And then my mom, when she worked, was in an office. But now they like.

Yeah, my dad's, it's broken English. And then my mom, when she worked, was in an office. But now they like.

Yeah, my dad's, it's broken English. And then my mom, when she worked, was in an office. But now they like.

Yeah, they go to Costco. They'll like, they can talk, they can go to HomeGoods.

Yeah, they go to Costco. They'll like, they can talk, they can go to HomeGoods.

Yeah, they go to Costco. They'll like, they can talk, they can go to HomeGoods.

But.

But.

But.

Not really.

Not really.

Not really.

Yeah. I actually sometimes feel insecure about it.

Yeah. I actually sometimes feel insecure about it.

Yeah. I actually sometimes feel insecure about it.

Yeah. Because I can do an English word here and there. I can fuck around. My parents know me really well. But last time I was home, one of my best friends from high school came and she's a Russian Jew too. And we were talking about Survivor, a TV show. And my dad goes, in Russia, I want to know. And I explained all of Survivor, like the psychological intricacies of it.

Yeah. Because I can do an English word here and there. I can fuck around. My parents know me really well. But last time I was home, one of my best friends from high school came and she's a Russian Jew too. And we were talking about Survivor, a TV show. And my dad goes, in Russia, I want to know. And I explained all of Survivor, like the psychological intricacies of it.

Yeah. Because I can do an English word here and there. I can fuck around. My parents know me really well. But last time I was home, one of my best friends from high school came and she's a Russian Jew too. And we were talking about Survivor, a TV show. And my dad goes, in Russia, I want to know. And I explained all of Survivor, like the psychological intricacies of it.

And I was like, oh, I guess I'm pretty good.

And I was like, oh, I guess I'm pretty good.

And I was like, oh, I guess I'm pretty good.

Ja, ich war froh. Aber mein Fahrer hier, mein Uber-Fahrer, ich konnte von seiner Musik hören und ich habe angefangen, mit ihm Russisch zu sprechen. Er ist Russisch? Nein, aber du könntest von Tursbekistan, von all diesen verschiedenen Orten sprechen. Und sie sprechen Russisch? Mongolier, ja, du weißt es nie. Vorher in der Sowjetrepublik?

Ja, ich war froh. Aber mein Fahrer hier, mein Uber-Fahrer, ich konnte von seiner Musik hören und ich habe angefangen, mit ihm Russisch zu sprechen. Er ist Russisch? Nein, aber du könntest von Tursbekistan, von all diesen verschiedenen Orten sprechen. Und sie sprechen Russisch? Mongolier, ja, du weißt es nie. Vorher in der Sowjetrepublik?

Ja, ich war froh. Aber mein Fahrer hier, mein Uber-Fahrer, ich konnte von seiner Musik hören und ich habe angefangen, mit ihm Russisch zu sprechen. Er ist Russisch? Nein, aber du könntest von Tursbekistan, von all diesen verschiedenen Orten sprechen. Und sie sprechen Russisch? Mongolier, ja, du weißt es nie. Vorher in der Sowjetrepublik?

Yeah, but he was more darker skits. I assumed he was like from the other parts, you know, from. Did you speak Russian with him? Yeah, but he wasn't that chat. He didn't care.

Yeah, but he was more darker skits. I assumed he was like from the other parts, you know, from. Did you speak Russian with him? Yeah, but he wasn't that chat. He didn't care.

Yeah, but he was more darker skits. I assumed he was like from the other parts, you know, from. Did you speak Russian with him? Yeah, but he wasn't that chat. He didn't care.

Yeah, I go with what they want. And so but sometimes I'll have drivers that are excited or someone to learn English. Yeah. And so they want to speak English. Right. And so I'll do that, too.

Yeah, I go with what they want. And so but sometimes I'll have drivers that are excited or someone to learn English. Yeah. And so they want to speak English. Right. And so I'll do that, too.

Yeah, I go with what they want. And so but sometimes I'll have drivers that are excited or someone to learn English. Yeah. And so they want to speak English. Right. And so I'll do that, too.

Das ist das, was ich meine, wenn ich jetzt irgendwo in Frankreich gehe, würde ich Französisch lernen? Nein.

Das ist das, was ich meine, wenn ich jetzt irgendwo in Frankreich gehe, würde ich Französisch lernen? Nein.

Das ist das, was ich meine, wenn ich jetzt irgendwo in Frankreich gehe, würde ich Französisch lernen? Nein.

Ja, und meine Schwester hat keinen Akzent, was ziemlich wild ist.

Ja, und meine Schwester hat keinen Akzent, was ziemlich wild ist.

Ja, und meine Schwester hat keinen Akzent, was ziemlich wild ist.

Nein, weil ich Englisch gelernt habe, als ich Baywatch gesehen habe.

Nein, weil ich Englisch gelernt habe, als ich Baywatch gesehen habe.

Nein, weil ich Englisch gelernt habe, als ich Baywatch gesehen habe.

Well, I came back. I lived with my parents while I went to college and did a lot of my stand-up in Chicago. Where, in Chicago? Yeah.

Well, I came back. I lived with my parents while I went to college and did a lot of my stand-up in Chicago. Where, in Chicago? Yeah.

Well, I came back. I lived with my parents while I went to college and did a lot of my stand-up in Chicago. Where, in Chicago? Yeah.

You started there? I started in 2009 in Chicago. And then I went to New York 2014. Then LA 2019. And then I went back to New York last year.

You started there? I started in 2009 in Chicago. And then I went to New York 2014. Then LA 2019. And then I went back to New York last year.

You started there? I started in 2009 in Chicago. And then I went to New York 2014. Then LA 2019. And then I went back to New York last year.

Last February.

Last February.

Last February.

No, we would sometimes say hi, you know, I kind of go off, you know, I know who you are. You know what actually happened recently? You were at the cellar.

No, we would sometimes say hi, you know, I kind of go off, you know, I know who you are. You know what actually happened recently? You were at the cellar.

No, we would sometimes say hi, you know, I kind of go off, you know, I know who you are. You know what actually happened recently? You were at the cellar.

And I think we said hi, but the next day someone mentioned a comedian who annoys me and I was like, ugh, and I talk shit.

And I think we said hi, but the next day someone mentioned a comedian who annoys me and I was like, ugh, and I talk shit.

And I think we said hi, but the next day someone mentioned a comedian who annoys me and I was like, ugh, and I talk shit.

And they go, you won't believe it, Mark was here yesterday saying the exact same thing as you. And I was like, oh, fucking A, that's fun. So I got excited.

And they go, you won't believe it, Mark was here yesterday saying the exact same thing as you. And I was like, oh, fucking A, that's fun. So I got excited.

And they go, you won't believe it, Mark was here yesterday saying the exact same thing as you. And I was like, oh, fucking A, that's fun. So I got excited.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't even know him. I just don't like when men talk like babies. No shit. And it's like, you're a grown man. Why are you acting like you can't say tits? Like, I just, I don't get it.

I don't even know him. I just don't like when men talk like babies. No shit. And it's like, you're a grown man. Why are you acting like you can't say tits? Like, I just, I don't get it.

I don't even know him. I just don't like when men talk like babies. No shit. And it's like, you're a grown man. Why are you acting like you can't say tits? Like, I just, I don't get it.

But I don't think it's authentic. That's my thing. So I get like, stop talking like a baby. Fuck your wife. You have a kid. You're a grown man.

But I don't think it's authentic. That's my thing. So I get like, stop talking like a baby. Fuck your wife. You have a kid. You're a grown man.

But I don't think it's authentic. That's my thing. So I get like, stop talking like a baby. Fuck your wife. You have a kid. You're a grown man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't like to write set lists. I just want to be in the moment. You don't write a set list? No, unless I'm like working on stuff, I try to just be in the moment.

Yeah, I don't like to write set lists. I just want to be in the moment. You don't write a set list? No, unless I'm like working on stuff, I try to just be in the moment.

Yeah, I don't like to write set lists. I just want to be in the moment. You don't write a set list? No, unless I'm like working on stuff, I try to just be in the moment.

Yeah, yeah, I write, but I don't, like for my special, I didn't write a set list for it. I was really deliberate about that.

Yeah, yeah, I write, but I don't, like for my special, I didn't write a set list for it. I was really deliberate about that.

Yeah, yeah, I write, but I don't, like for my special, I didn't write a set list for it. I was really deliberate about that.

Yeah, but I knew I was going to end and start, but then I like to just do the chunks as they come.

Yeah, but I knew I was going to end and start, but then I like to just do the chunks as they come.

Yeah, but I knew I was going to end and start, but then I like to just do the chunks as they come.

Thank you. Yeah. And I wanted to, because I've taped two half hours and it was like the teleprompter with the set list.

Thank you. Yeah. And I wanted to, because I've taped two half hours and it was like the teleprompter with the set list.

Thank you. Yeah. And I wanted to, because I've taped two half hours and it was like the teleprompter with the set list.

And I'm like, but I don't perform like that. Why am I doing that?

And I'm like, but I don't perform like that. Why am I doing that?

And I'm like, but I don't perform like that. Why am I doing that?

Was it distracting? Ich mag es nicht, wie ich bin. Es macht mich nicht so, wie ich bin. Es macht mich so, als ob ich eine Pageant-Version mache, wie ich meine Show mache. Ich habe mich jetzt auch über das interessiert.

Was it distracting? Ich mag es nicht, wie ich bin. Es macht mich nicht so, wie ich bin. Es macht mich so, als ob ich eine Pageant-Version mache, wie ich meine Show mache. Ich habe mich jetzt auch über das interessiert.

Was it distracting? Ich mag es nicht, wie ich bin. Es macht mich nicht so, wie ich bin. Es macht mich so, als ob ich eine Pageant-Version mache, wie ich meine Show mache. Ich habe mich jetzt auch über das interessiert.

Yeah, but also you're at a place where people want more time. In a year, they want another one.

Yeah, but also you're at a place where people want more time. In a year, they want another one.

Yeah, but also you're at a place where people want more time. In a year, they want another one.

Time limits of it all.

Time limits of it all.

Time limits of it all.

It was for Netflix and it was... Yeah, it was one hour Netflix.

It was for Netflix and it was... Yeah, it was one hour Netflix.

It was for Netflix and it was... Yeah, it was one hour Netflix.

No, in my head, I wasn't hearing back from, I got a lot of no's and no one really wanted it. And I was like, that's fine, then I won't do it. It's not like I'm not going to not do stand-up. Who cares? And then a week later, I got the call. But I don't want, people are mean to me. I can't be on YouTube. I can't have people, like, call me fat all day. Like, I can't.

No, in my head, I wasn't hearing back from, I got a lot of no's and no one really wanted it. And I was like, that's fine, then I won't do it. It's not like I'm not going to not do stand-up. Who cares? And then a week later, I got the call. But I don't want, people are mean to me. I can't be on YouTube. I can't have people, like, call me fat all day. Like, I can't.

No, in my head, I wasn't hearing back from, I got a lot of no's and no one really wanted it. And I was like, that's fine, then I won't do it. It's not like I'm not going to not do stand-up. Who cares? And then a week later, I got the call. But I don't want, people are mean to me. I can't be on YouTube. I can't have people, like, call me fat all day. Like, I can't.

It's just not what I want. You can't not look at it. Es ist einfach, aber das ist nicht, ich sollte es sehen können, kommentieren, weißt du, es stört mich nicht. Ich habe nicht das Fanbase, dass es die Zahlen sofort bekommen würde und ich denke, das würde mich verletzen. Das würde mich verletzen. Und ich wollte keine meanen Kommentare.

It's just not what I want. You can't not look at it. Es ist einfach, aber das ist nicht, ich sollte es sehen können, kommentieren, weißt du, es stört mich nicht. Ich habe nicht das Fanbase, dass es die Zahlen sofort bekommen würde und ich denke, das würde mich verletzen. Das würde mich verletzen. Und ich wollte keine meanen Kommentare.

It's just not what I want. You can't not look at it. Es ist einfach, aber das ist nicht, ich sollte es sehen können, kommentieren, weißt du, es stört mich nicht. Ich habe nicht das Fanbase, dass es die Zahlen sofort bekommen würde und ich denke, das würde mich verletzen. Das würde mich verletzen. Und ich wollte keine meanen Kommentare.

Ich bin einfach, wie Netflix, ja, ich weiß nicht, was die Leute denken.

Ich bin einfach, wie Netflix, ja, ich weiß nicht, was die Leute denken.

Ich bin einfach, wie Netflix, ja, ich weiß nicht, was die Leute denken.

Es ist wie, für ein bisschen ist es okay, aber es ist immer das gleiche. Und es hat nichts mit dem, was passiert ist, zu tun. Was ist da los? Ja, es ist nur, dass Frauen es schlimmer machen. Für sure.

Es ist wie, für ein bisschen ist es okay, aber es ist immer das gleiche. Und es hat nichts mit dem, was passiert ist, zu tun. Was ist da los? Ja, es ist nur, dass Frauen es schlimmer machen. Für sure.

Es ist wie, für ein bisschen ist es okay, aber es ist immer das gleiche. Und es hat nichts mit dem, was passiert ist, zu tun. Was ist da los? Ja, es ist nur, dass Frauen es schlimmer machen. Für sure.

I was just on a little Esther Pivitsky's podcast, and we were just talking about Taibo. The clip is truly about Billy Blanks and Taibo. And someone commented, Lisa Trager is the human version of a pit stain. I go, what? Like, what could I have done? Like... I was just like, damn, so like human testing, jeez.

I was just on a little Esther Pivitsky's podcast, and we were just talking about Taibo. The clip is truly about Billy Blanks and Taibo. And someone commented, Lisa Trager is the human version of a pit stain. I go, what? Like, what could I have done? Like... I was just like, damn, so like human testing, jeez.

I was just on a little Esther Pivitsky's podcast, and we were just talking about Taibo. The clip is truly about Billy Blanks and Taibo. And someone commented, Lisa Trager is the human version of a pit stain. I go, what? Like, what could I have done? Like... I was just like, damn, so like human testing, jeez.

Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja, genau. Und es war wie wenn ich über ein TV-Show spreche. Und ich verstehe, dass ich nach und nach sage, nein, ich denke tatsächlich, dass sie es schreckt. Aber okay.

Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja, genau. Und es war wie wenn ich über ein TV-Show spreche. Und ich verstehe, dass ich nach und nach sage, nein, ich denke tatsächlich, dass sie es schreckt. Aber okay.

Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja, genau. Und es war wie wenn ich über ein TV-Show spreche. Und ich verstehe, dass ich nach und nach sage, nein, ich denke tatsächlich, dass sie es schreckt. Aber okay.

Ja, und die Dinge, die ich offensichtlich nicht sicher bin. Ich kann nur so stark sein. Aber dann respondierst du dazu? Nein. Weil das ist, wo sie dich holen.

Ja, und die Dinge, die ich offensichtlich nicht sicher bin. Ich kann nur so stark sein. Aber dann respondierst du dazu? Nein. Weil das ist, wo sie dich holen.

Ja, und die Dinge, die ich offensichtlich nicht sicher bin. Ich kann nur so stark sein. Aber dann respondierst du dazu? Nein. Weil das ist, wo sie dich holen.

Nein. Oder ich versuche, ich schaue nicht mal auf YouTube. Ich erinnere mich, ich habe gesagt, das ist nicht möglich. Und ich mag mein Set sehr. Ja. Aber ich habe, jemand hat mir geschrieben, ich liebe dich, das ist nicht möglich. Wer kümmert sich, was die Kommentare sagen. Aber ich habe nie auf sie geschaut.

Nein. Oder ich versuche, ich schaue nicht mal auf YouTube. Ich erinnere mich, ich habe gesagt, das ist nicht möglich. Und ich mag mein Set sehr. Ja. Aber ich habe, jemand hat mir geschrieben, ich liebe dich, das ist nicht möglich. Wer kümmert sich, was die Kommentare sagen. Aber ich habe nie auf sie geschaut.

Nein. Oder ich versuche, ich schaue nicht mal auf YouTube. Ich erinnere mich, ich habe gesagt, das ist nicht möglich. Und ich mag mein Set sehr. Ja. Aber ich habe, jemand hat mir geschrieben, ich liebe dich, das ist nicht möglich. Wer kümmert sich, was die Kommentare sagen. Aber ich habe nie auf sie geschaut.

Und ich habe mit Ari gesprochen. Er sagt, ja, sie hassen dich. Und ich sage, aber warum? Was soll ich tun?

Und ich habe mit Ari gesprochen. Er sagt, ja, sie hassen dich. Und ich sage, aber warum? Was soll ich tun?

Und ich habe mit Ari gesprochen. Er sagt, ja, sie hassen dich. Und ich sage, aber warum? Was soll ich tun?

And I feel if I was a dude, they would love my personality. Because I'm like brash, I say what I mean. All these things that they admire in these male comedians, they really don't like about me. I'm just like an annoying person that bitches a lot.

And I feel if I was a dude, they would love my personality. Because I'm like brash, I say what I mean. All these things that they admire in these male comedians, they really don't like about me. I'm just like an annoying person that bitches a lot.

And I feel if I was a dude, they would love my personality. Because I'm like brash, I say what I mean. All these things that they admire in these male comedians, they really don't like about me. I'm just like an annoying person that bitches a lot.

Yeah, this is terrible. Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, this is terrible. Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, this is terrible. Yeah, I don't know.

Not understanding the world around you, but also not caring about the world around you. Yeah. He doesn't get embarrassed.

Not understanding the world around you, but also not caring about the world around you. Yeah. He doesn't get embarrassed.

Not understanding the world around you, but also not caring about the world around you. Yeah. He doesn't get embarrassed.

Yeah, you have to translate. And no matter what they're asking you to ask the bank employee or the store employee or wherever we are, I don't have the authority not to do it. So no matter what, or he was guilty of always being like, stand in line, I'm going to get one more thing. That anxiety. He just had no care for me. He would come to my sports practices. What did you play?

Yeah, you have to translate. And no matter what they're asking you to ask the bank employee or the store employee or wherever we are, I don't have the authority not to do it. So no matter what, or he was guilty of always being like, stand in line, I'm going to get one more thing. That anxiety. He just had no care for me. He would come to my sports practices. What did you play?

Yeah, you have to translate. And no matter what they're asking you to ask the bank employee or the store employee or wherever we are, I don't have the authority not to do it. So no matter what, or he was guilty of always being like, stand in line, I'm going to get one more thing. That anxiety. He just had no care for me. He would come to my sports practices. What did you play?

Okay, ich habe acht Jahre Basketball gespielt. Wirklich? Ja, aber in der vierten Klasse. Und dann bin ich durch die Hochschule geflogen. Das war meine große Sache. Dann bin ich nur alle Jahre rumgeflogen. Aber ich habe Fußball auf einem All-Boys-Team gespielt für ein Jahr in der achten Klasse.

Okay, ich habe acht Jahre Basketball gespielt. Wirklich? Ja, aber in der vierten Klasse. Und dann bin ich durch die Hochschule geflogen. Das war meine große Sache. Dann bin ich nur alle Jahre rumgeflogen. Aber ich habe Fußball auf einem All-Boys-Team gespielt für ein Jahr in der achten Klasse.

Okay, ich habe acht Jahre Basketball gespielt. Wirklich? Ja, aber in der vierten Klasse. Und dann bin ich durch die Hochschule geflogen. Das war meine große Sache. Dann bin ich nur alle Jahre rumgeflogen. Aber ich habe Fußball auf einem All-Boys-Team gespielt für ein Jahr in der achten Klasse.

Ich hatte einen alten Witz darüber. Es war wirklich das schlimmste Zeitpunkt meines Lebens, würde ich sagen. Aber ich wollte nicht ausgehen, weil es für Feminismus ging. Ja. Ja.

Ich hatte einen alten Witz darüber. Es war wirklich das schlimmste Zeitpunkt meines Lebens, würde ich sagen. Aber ich wollte nicht ausgehen, weil es für Feminismus ging. Ja. Ja.

Ich hatte einen alten Witz darüber. Es war wirklich das schlimmste Zeitpunkt meines Lebens, würde ich sagen. Aber ich wollte nicht ausgehen, weil es für Feminismus ging. Ja. Ja.

Not very often, but they would put me in there. We weren't good anyways, but they would terrorize me in practice. Like what? I was just black and blue. There was a game where one person starts in the middle, we're all standing, and then everyone tries to run across. And everyone that person tackles then is in the middle. And then you keep going back and forth, and it's a fun game.

Not very often, but they would put me in there. We weren't good anyways, but they would terrorize me in practice. Like what? I was just black and blue. There was a game where one person starts in the middle, we're all standing, and then everyone tries to run across. And everyone that person tackles then is in the middle. And then you keep going back and forth, and it's a fun game.

Not very often, but they would put me in there. We weren't good anyways, but they would terrorize me in practice. Like what? I was just black and blue. There was a game where one person starts in the middle, we're all standing, and then everyone tries to run across. And everyone that person tackles then is in the middle. And then you keep going back and forth, and it's a fun game.

They would purposely leave me to the end. So then they could all just beat the shit out of me. Oder es wäre so, als wäre das Spiel vorbei. Wir wären alle zurückgegangen und jemand würde mich auf den Boden holen oder mir den Kopf an die Schulter legen.

They would purposely leave me to the end. So then they could all just beat the shit out of me. Oder es wäre so, als wäre das Spiel vorbei. Wir wären alle zurückgegangen und jemand würde mich auf den Boden holen oder mir den Kopf an die Schulter legen.

They would purposely leave me to the end. So then they could all just beat the shit out of me. Oder es wäre so, als wäre das Spiel vorbei. Wir wären alle zurückgegangen und jemand würde mich auf den Boden holen oder mir den Kopf an die Schulter legen.

Ja.

Ja.

Ja.

Und sie wollten anders sprechen. Sie wollten mich nicht da sein. Ich erinnere mich, dass der Trainer einmal gesagt hat, hol diese verdammten Pussys. Und dann hat er mich wirklich umgekehrt und gesagt, sorry, Lisa. Weißt du, so ein Scheiß wie das. Sie wollten mich nicht da sein.

Und sie wollten anders sprechen. Sie wollten mich nicht da sein. Ich erinnere mich, dass der Trainer einmal gesagt hat, hol diese verdammten Pussys. Und dann hat er mich wirklich umgekehrt und gesagt, sorry, Lisa. Weißt du, so ein Scheiß wie das. Sie wollten mich nicht da sein.

Und sie wollten anders sprechen. Sie wollten mich nicht da sein. Ich erinnere mich, dass der Trainer einmal gesagt hat, hol diese verdammten Pussys. Und dann hat er mich wirklich umgekehrt und gesagt, sorry, Lisa. Weißt du, so ein Scheiß wie das. Sie wollten mich nicht da sein.

Yeah, always. I don't, yeah, that's another.

Yeah, always. I don't, yeah, that's another.

Yeah, always. I don't, yeah, that's another.

Everything and white, all of it.

Everything and white, all of it.

Everything and white, all of it.

Because we were all the girls, we were in homeroom. Yeah. And there were flyers and we're like, we should do it. We should fucking do it. And then I was the only one that went. And then because of whatever I had in me, personality wise, I was like, I have to see this through. In Russland? Ja.

Because we were all the girls, we were in homeroom. Yeah. And there were flyers and we're like, we should do it. We should fucking do it. And then I was the only one that went. And then because of whatever I had in me, personality wise, I was like, I have to see this through. In Russland? Ja.

Because we were all the girls, we were in homeroom. Yeah. And there were flyers and we're like, we should do it. We should fucking do it. And then I was the only one that went. And then because of whatever I had in me, personality wise, I was like, I have to see this through. In Russland? Ja.

Er arbeitete im Pool, er schlug mich in, alle sahen mich und ich war überrascht, dass ich in den Aquarium geschluckt wurde. Er wollte nicht Geld dafür verdienen und ich war immer gedrängt. Ich meine, er hat mit mir Zeit verbracht. Aber es war immer so, wie... Schädigend. Oder geh' das steh' oder nimm' ein anderes, oder wir kriegen einen Regenschutz.

Er arbeitete im Pool, er schlug mich in, alle sahen mich und ich war überrascht, dass ich in den Aquarium geschluckt wurde. Er wollte nicht Geld dafür verdienen und ich war immer gedrängt. Ich meine, er hat mit mir Zeit verbracht. Aber es war immer so, wie... Schädigend. Oder geh' das steh' oder nimm' ein anderes, oder wir kriegen einen Regenschutz.

Er arbeitete im Pool, er schlug mich in, alle sahen mich und ich war überrascht, dass ich in den Aquarium geschluckt wurde. Er wollte nicht Geld dafür verdienen und ich war immer gedrängt. Ich meine, er hat mit mir Zeit verbracht. Aber es war immer so, wie... Schädigend. Oder geh' das steh' oder nimm' ein anderes, oder wir kriegen einen Regenschutz.

Und du denkst, das war primär wegen dessen, wie er in Russland lebte?

Und du denkst, das war primär wegen dessen, wie er in Russland lebte?

Und du denkst, das war primär wegen dessen, wie er in Russland lebte?

Vielleicht. Und meine Mutter ist so eine ehrliche Frau. Und ich weiß nicht, wie sie mit diesem Mann endet. Das ist so ein Schmerz. Ja, oh ja, they've never, because now, after doing therapy and growing up, you know, you go home and you kind of see where your flaws come from.

Vielleicht. Und meine Mutter ist so eine ehrliche Frau. Und ich weiß nicht, wie sie mit diesem Mann endet. Das ist so ein Schmerz. Ja, oh ja, they've never, because now, after doing therapy and growing up, you know, you go home and you kind of see where your flaws come from.

Vielleicht. Und meine Mutter ist so eine ehrliche Frau. Und ich weiß nicht, wie sie mit diesem Mann endet. Das ist so ein Schmerz. Ja, oh ja, they've never, because now, after doing therapy and growing up, you know, you go home and you kind of see where your flaws come from.

The defensiveness, like, when I lived with people, I had to figure this out, but, hey, will you wash the dishes? Yeah, well, you said, like, and it's like, who cares? Like, say, oh, of course, like, it doesn't, they're not insulting me as a person, they just want me to do this thing, but it's, everything is a personal attack in my home.

The defensiveness, like, when I lived with people, I had to figure this out, but, hey, will you wash the dishes? Yeah, well, you said, like, and it's like, who cares? Like, say, oh, of course, like, it doesn't, they're not insulting me as a person, they just want me to do this thing, but it's, everything is a personal attack in my home.

The defensiveness, like, when I lived with people, I had to figure this out, but, hey, will you wash the dishes? Yeah, well, you said, like, and it's like, who cares? Like, say, oh, of course, like, it doesn't, they're not insulting me as a person, they just want me to do this thing, but it's, everything is a personal attack in my home.

Yeah. Can you turn it down? Why are like everything was a fight and a defense and a personal with everyone in the family? My sister fucking left. She's 10 years older than me. So she left early. But with them, it's like, oh, where is this? I didn't I didn't touch it. Yeah, I didn't say you touched it. I just can't find it. And it happens now because I have a sound thing.

Yeah. Can you turn it down? Why are like everything was a fight and a defense and a personal with everyone in the family? My sister fucking left. She's 10 years older than me. So she left early. But with them, it's like, oh, where is this? I didn't I didn't touch it. Yeah, I didn't say you touched it. I just can't find it. And it happens now because I have a sound thing.

Yeah. Can you turn it down? Why are like everything was a fight and a defense and a personal with everyone in the family? My sister fucking left. She's 10 years older than me. So she left early. But with them, it's like, oh, where is this? I didn't I didn't touch it. Yeah, I didn't say you touched it. I just can't find it. And it happens now because I have a sound thing.

Like if people itch denim or like material, I get uncomfortable. Like it just, I don't know what it is.

Like if people itch denim or like material, I get uncomfortable. Like it just, I don't know what it is.

Like if people itch denim or like material, I get uncomfortable. Like it just, I don't know what it is.

I don't like loud music either. The eating doesn't bother, but like material. So when I play backgammon with my father, sometimes his nails will like hit the little felt. The fork? The felt, yeah. And I just was like... Hey, the noise really... And he's like, you and your mom, you always find something wrong with me. I can't do anything right. And I'm like, it's not you.

I don't like loud music either. The eating doesn't bother, but like material. So when I play backgammon with my father, sometimes his nails will like hit the little felt. The fork? The felt, yeah. And I just was like... Hey, the noise really... And he's like, you and your mom, you always find something wrong with me. I can't do anything right. And I'm like, it's not you.

I don't like loud music either. The eating doesn't bother, but like material. So when I play backgammon with my father, sometimes his nails will like hit the little felt. The fork? The felt, yeah. And I just was like... Hey, the noise really... And he's like, you and your mom, you always find something wrong with me. I can't do anything right. And I'm like, it's not you.

It's like truly, I just... So yeah, that was like a long journey for me of like not jumping to defense on things that could be a discussion. We also never apologized in my house. It's screaming, silent treatment and pretend nothing happened.

It's like truly, I just... So yeah, that was like a long journey for me of like not jumping to defense on things that could be a discussion. We also never apologized in my house. It's screaming, silent treatment and pretend nothing happened.

It's like truly, I just... So yeah, that was like a long journey for me of like not jumping to defense on things that could be a discussion. We also never apologized in my house. It's screaming, silent treatment and pretend nothing happened.

Und so, als ich angefangen habe, mit Leuten zu leben oder mit Freunden in der Jugend zu machen, habe ich viele Probleme, weil ich absolut keine Konflikt-Resolution hatte.

Und so, als ich angefangen habe, mit Leuten zu leben oder mit Freunden in der Jugend zu machen, habe ich viele Probleme, weil ich absolut keine Konflikt-Resolution hatte.

Und so, als ich angefangen habe, mit Leuten zu leben oder mit Freunden in der Jugend zu machen, habe ich viele Probleme, weil ich absolut keine Konflikt-Resolution hatte.

Verwenden oder schreien, oder, wie gesagt, ruhiges Resentiment.

Verwenden oder schreien, oder, wie gesagt, ruhiges Resentiment.

Verwenden oder schreien, oder, wie gesagt, ruhiges Resentiment.

Ich würde nichts sagen. Ich würde nichts sagen. Und dann würde ich in psychotischen Wegen explodieren, die jemand nicht verdient hat.

Ich würde nichts sagen. Ich würde nichts sagen. Und dann würde ich in psychotischen Wegen explodieren, die jemand nicht verdient hat.

Ich würde nichts sagen. Ich würde nichts sagen. Und dann würde ich in psychotischen Wegen explodieren, die jemand nicht verdient hat.

Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ich habe Freundschaften beendet. Ich habe mit Comics gelebt. Auch mein früherer Freund im College-Jahr ist weggegangen.

Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ich habe Freundschaften beendet. Ich habe mit Comics gelebt. Auch mein früherer Freund im College-Jahr ist weggegangen.

Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ich habe Freundschaften beendet. Ich habe mit Comics gelebt. Auch mein früherer Freund im College-Jahr ist weggegangen.

Also, das war nicht meine Schuld, glaube ich.

Also, das war nicht meine Schuld, glaube ich.

Also, das war nicht meine Schuld, glaube ich.

I left for class early in the morning. I leave the class, I have all these missed calls from her and texts. So I call her and basically I locked the door, but she was in the shower. So she couldn't get back into our room. And so she had to go downstairs and get the key. But it's like such an honest mistake. But she refused to talk to me.

I left for class early in the morning. I leave the class, I have all these missed calls from her and texts. So I call her and basically I locked the door, but she was in the shower. So she couldn't get back into our room. And so she had to go downstairs and get the key. But it's like such an honest mistake. But she refused to talk to me.

I left for class early in the morning. I leave the class, I have all these missed calls from her and texts. So I call her and basically I locked the door, but she was in the shower. So she couldn't get back into our room. And so she had to go downstairs and get the key. But it's like such an honest mistake. But she refused to talk to me.

Ja. How did you do that? I would blow dry my hair in the morning. I moved the TV so she couldn't watch it. She said I was self-centered. I put photos of myself everywhere. I would play songs that would be like, she's a bitch. I would just play loud music. And then when she moved out, she ripped down my White Sox posters and did something on the way out.

Ja. How did you do that? I would blow dry my hair in the morning. I moved the TV so she couldn't watch it. She said I was self-centered. I put photos of myself everywhere. I would play songs that would be like, she's a bitch. I would just play loud music. And then when she moved out, she ripped down my White Sox posters and did something on the way out.

Ja. How did you do that? I would blow dry my hair in the morning. I moved the TV so she couldn't watch it. She said I was self-centered. I put photos of myself everywhere. I would play songs that would be like, she's a bitch. I would just play loud music. And then when she moved out, she ripped down my White Sox posters and did something on the way out.

No, I would love it. I wonder. Were you willing to apologize? Oh, ja, ja, ja. Aber ich wundere mich, wo sie ist. Ich sollte versuchen, sie zu finden. Sie hatte einen ziemlich bestimmten Namen, der reimte.

No, I would love it. I wonder. Were you willing to apologize? Oh, ja, ja, ja. Aber ich wundere mich, wo sie ist. Ich sollte versuchen, sie zu finden. Sie hatte einen ziemlich bestimmten Namen, der reimte.

No, I would love it. I wonder. Were you willing to apologize? Oh, ja, ja, ja. Aber ich wundere mich, wo sie ist. Ich sollte versuchen, sie zu finden. Sie hatte einen ziemlich bestimmten Namen, der reimte.

No, I had a lot of toxic friendships in both ways, me and the person. And then I had a really breakup that fucked me up. Und ich war zu depressiv für zu lange. Und mein Freund war so, du brauchst Hilfe. Und dann habe ich angefangen, zu ihrem Therapist zu gehen.

No, I had a lot of toxic friendships in both ways, me and the person. And then I had a really breakup that fucked me up. Und ich war zu depressiv für zu lange. Und mein Freund war so, du brauchst Hilfe. Und dann habe ich angefangen, zu ihrem Therapist zu gehen.

No, I had a lot of toxic friendships in both ways, me and the person. And then I had a really breakup that fucked me up. Und ich war zu depressiv für zu lange. Und mein Freund war so, du brauchst Hilfe. Und dann habe ich angefangen, zu ihrem Therapist zu gehen.

Und das, ähm, sie hat mich bemerkt. Aber sie war auch ein bisschen wie eine Schwester. Also, ich brauche... Der Therapist? Ja, sie war wie eine schwächige Frau.

Und das, ähm, sie hat mich bemerkt. Aber sie war auch ein bisschen wie eine Schwester. Also, ich brauche... Der Therapist? Ja, sie war wie eine schwächige Frau.

Und das, ähm, sie hat mich bemerkt. Aber sie war auch ein bisschen wie eine Schwester. Also, ich brauche... Der Therapist? Ja, sie war wie eine schwächige Frau.

Nicht Kristallen, aber wir würden, ich würde Sachen schießen, um physisch zu bewegen. Sie ist nicht ein PhD, glaube ich.

Nicht Kristallen, aber wir würden, ich würde Sachen schießen, um physisch zu bewegen. Sie ist nicht ein PhD, glaube ich.

Nicht Kristallen, aber wir würden, ich würde Sachen schießen, um physisch zu bewegen. Sie ist nicht ein PhD, glaube ich.

No.

No.

No.

I don't know what she was. But she did help me with a lot. But now I need a new therapist to pick up where she left off.

I don't know what she was. But she did help me with a lot. But now I need a new therapist to pick up where she left off.

I don't know what she was. But she did help me with a lot. But now I need a new therapist to pick up where she left off.

No. No. There could be something. I don't know.

No. No. There could be something. I don't know.

No. No. There could be something. I don't know.

And?

And?

And?

Yeah, that was a pattern for me.

Yeah, that was a pattern for me.

Yeah, that was a pattern for me.

That is a bad one, because what my friend said to me once, she goes, you're having too many fights with people you're not fucking, and that's embarrassing. Und das hat mich wirklich gefühlt, weil ich dachte, ich muss diese intensiven Freundschaften und Kämpfe und Fallouts stoppen. Ich bin so müde davon.

That is a bad one, because what my friend said to me once, she goes, you're having too many fights with people you're not fucking, and that's embarrassing. Und das hat mich wirklich gefühlt, weil ich dachte, ich muss diese intensiven Freundschaften und Kämpfe und Fallouts stoppen. Ich bin so müde davon.

That is a bad one, because what my friend said to me once, she goes, you're having too many fights with people you're not fucking, and that's embarrassing. Und das hat mich wirklich gefühlt, weil ich dachte, ich muss diese intensiven Freundschaften und Kämpfe und Fallouts stoppen. Ich bin so müde davon.

Aber eine andere Sache, die die Therapeutin mir gesagt hat, hat mich viel verändert, wie ich lebe. Und ich arbeite noch daran. Aber sie sagte, nicht jeder ist verrückt. Sie sagt, wenn, sagen wir, all diese toxischen Menschen, Quote, unquote, dich benutzen, musst du herausfinden, wofür du sie benutzt hast. Weil es eine zweijährige Straße ist.

Aber eine andere Sache, die die Therapeutin mir gesagt hat, hat mich viel verändert, wie ich lebe. Und ich arbeite noch daran. Aber sie sagte, nicht jeder ist verrückt. Sie sagt, wenn, sagen wir, all diese toxischen Menschen, Quote, unquote, dich benutzen, musst du herausfinden, wofür du sie benutzt hast. Weil es eine zweijährige Straße ist.

Aber eine andere Sache, die die Therapeutin mir gesagt hat, hat mich viel verändert, wie ich lebe. Und ich arbeite noch daran. Aber sie sagte, nicht jeder ist verrückt. Sie sagt, wenn, sagen wir, all diese toxischen Menschen, Quote, unquote, dich benutzen, musst du herausfinden, wofür du sie benutzt hast. Weil es eine zweijährige Straße ist.

Und du musst wirklich finden, was du in dir nicht hast, was du in diesen Leuten findest.

Und du musst wirklich finden, was du in dir nicht hast, was du in diesen Leuten findest.

Und du musst wirklich finden, was du in dir nicht hast, was du in diesen Leuten findest.

No, I wouldn't say that. Together we were toxic.

No, I wouldn't say that. Together we were toxic.

No, I wouldn't say that. Together we were toxic.

I think like us connected. I would get these, like kind of what movies are made of. Like these, because I wasn't dating. So it's like I would befriend another girl and we'd become best friends. Yeah. And then let's live together and let's do everything together and let's write a show together and then it explodes.

I think like us connected. I would get these, like kind of what movies are made of. Like these, because I wasn't dating. So it's like I would befriend another girl and we'd become best friends. Yeah. And then let's live together and let's do everything together and let's write a show together and then it explodes.

I think like us connected. I would get these, like kind of what movies are made of. Like these, because I wasn't dating. So it's like I would befriend another girl and we'd become best friends. Yeah. And then let's live together and let's do everything together and let's write a show together and then it explodes.

Und ich mag das nicht, weil ich im Zentrum bin, also kann ich nicht negieren, dass ich ein großer Teil davon bin. Und ich wollte das nicht mehr tun.

Und ich mag das nicht, weil ich im Zentrum bin, also kann ich nicht negieren, dass ich ein großer Teil davon bin. Und ich wollte das nicht mehr tun.

Und ich mag das nicht, weil ich im Zentrum bin, also kann ich nicht negieren, dass ich ein großer Teil davon bin. Und ich wollte das nicht mehr tun.

Ja.

Ja.

Ja.

Yeah, when I feel like... Maybe it was just my friend group here, but I felt that more in L.A. than New York. I feel here, it's like, who's invited, who's party, what dinner, what's happening? And in New York, it feels like, oh, cute, oh, I was at this thing. I feel, yes.

Yeah, when I feel like... Maybe it was just my friend group here, but I felt that more in L.A. than New York. I feel here, it's like, who's invited, who's party, what dinner, what's happening? And in New York, it feels like, oh, cute, oh, I was at this thing. I feel, yes.

Yeah, when I feel like... Maybe it was just my friend group here, but I felt that more in L.A. than New York. I feel here, it's like, who's invited, who's party, what dinner, what's happening? And in New York, it feels like, oh, cute, oh, I was at this thing. I feel, yes.

Oh, you went to dinner with her? Yeah, right. Why don't you call me? Because we didn't want you there. Like, what are we doing? Like, we're adults. You're allowed to, but it got really, and with the pandemic.

Oh, you went to dinner with her? Yeah, right. Why don't you call me? Because we didn't want you there. Like, what are we doing? Like, we're adults. You're allowed to, but it got really, and with the pandemic.

Oh, you went to dinner with her? Yeah, right. Why don't you call me? Because we didn't want you there. Like, what are we doing? Like, we're adults. You're allowed to, but it got really, and with the pandemic.