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The Viall Files

E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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I'm so pumped. I'm always in your comment section fighting for my life. Are you? What? Oh, yeah. I'm always defending the girls. I swear. Oh. Are you arguing with me?

The Viall Files

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No. No, just truly anyone that will argue back with me. Oh, okay.

The Viall Files

E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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I'm like a sucker for the edit and the algorithm. I don't have any more of my own opinions or thoughts. Whatever is given to me is what I'm into. So right now it's like little gay boys singing My Heart Will Go On in public. That's my explore page. And it's so cute and sweet and they're so earnest and talented. And then Mudeng took over my life and I still haven't let her go.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Absolutely not, no. And she did for a little bit, and I was livid, and so they brought it back. Has she grown? Yeah, she's like nine months now, yeah. Oh, is this the hippo? I was like, is this the hippo?

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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2006, honestly, the first episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. Wow. Yeah, the first moments of like the, what is it, Takato? Karakata? No, what was the, why am I forgetting? The cul-de-sac that I loved in the game.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Yeah, no, I've been watching since the beginning, and probably even before, like James Lipton. Inside the Actors Studio. I've been a Bravo head even before the Andy reign. Cotto di Casa. Cotto di Casa.

The Viall Files

E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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What is your favorite show on Bravo? Real Housewives of New York, I think. What? Not right now, but in terms of history, that has always been a big part of my life. And I quote it the most. I would say I quote it the most.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Yeah. Yeah, I mean, what a loony tune. I don't get why her daughter won't help her.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Yeah, but wasn't there one daughter that helped her mom? There was someone that posted a crazy photo and the daughter was like... She blamed the daughter. No, the daughter went, take this down, mom, and then it happened, but I forgot which person it was. The single ally in the group. The comments under Ramona's, like, she looks like a newborn baby.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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I mean, I don't get it because it's like, who was it? The millionaire matchmaker went on Watch What Happens Live and Andy goes, you look good. Why are you doing this to your face?

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Oh my God. Yeah. And Andy was like, you look good. Why are you fucking up your face on the internet?

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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I love the I love the lie. Yeah. It's a commit. No. Yeah. Stick to it.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Yeah. No. Like now I understand what you're saying is like right now what I'm into for sure. The summer house, the breakup. I think it's all very compelling.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Oh, it's like humiliating. I don't know what happens in that house where these like girls get so, but they're also love bombing and lying to these women. So, I mean, it's diabolical. I would say it's diabolical. And you know, he didn't just get his toe sucked. It's crazy. 37 minutes. I don't know.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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When will he start telling the truth? I guess you could watch, but he must have jerked off in the corner while watching. There's no way he was just in there with none of it.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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No, and it's totally okay if you're into that. Why are you tricking this woman into being boyfriend and girlfriend? And like, that's what I don't understand. You could just be a single, tall, sexy man in the house.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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The cancer pass. I agree. I don't know. You're right. Why lie? Why lie? It just doesn't make sense. That's what I'm saying.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Yeah, and Lexi probably would have by the end still been into it.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Or just flirt. Like you can have fun and flirt. That's like why we enjoy the show. There's a way to flirt without...

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Yeah. And this is like dark, but if you're over 18, like incest is legal. Like it's frowned upon and we don't like it, but it's not like this whole thing of like brother and sister. It's like, I don't know. It could, you know, they're white lotus. Some people are. Yeah. It is legal. But Lexi, it's just so immature. The following, like, I kind of miss that era of life, too. I don't know.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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I don't see who people follow or like. Like, that's not part of my life. I would need to know how to, like, look it up.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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I feel you. I have no opinion about the parent thing. I don't know. I just... I don't care. I think it's weird.

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That it's such a, because she does, she has such a weird, she has a different relationship with her parents, right? They're clubbing, they're vacationing. Like you can't assume everyone else has that relationship with their parents.

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I'm sure after they did it, Jesse was like, this is a maniac. Don't worry about this. Like, I don't, you know, I'm sure off camera, he was like, you don't, you'll never see this woman again. Yeah.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Yeah, I don't get the sub-level of exclusive versus boyfriend and girlfriend. The dimensions of dating these days. Yeah, I don't understand the exclusive but not boyfriend and girlfriend. It's so hard to see dogs on a screen and not be able to touch them. Yeah.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Glad I'm in a safe space. No, I have a disgusting cough because I've been sick, but then I I'm better, but I won't stop smoking weed for the life of me. And so the cough stays forever. I hear your girl. Oh, really? Cool. And people are like, what about edibles and drinks? I'm like, it's not the same. I want a joint.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Yes, it's only good like if you're at a pool all day. That's an edible day. Okay. Because then you're just floating and you're like, oh, nice. But other than that, I need it down to the business and I want it to burn. I wish there was more potheads on Bravo.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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She's like Jennifer Aniston to me. Just delicate little jewelry, cute outfits, fun, likable. I like her a lot.

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I know Paige was wearing like a Prada dress just at the barbecue. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. She's doing well.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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It was such a good comeback. Well, that's the one thing in the comments that I have to get a life. But like. The audience doesn't get how much more successful she is than him.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Yeah. They're like, yeah, a lot of the Bravo accounts are like, God, she's so cocky. Oh, she's delusional. She's this. And I'm like.

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She has a Tresemme ad, you guys. Like, there's no way these pillows are competing.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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So this was the Vaulters upset posted. That's, like, this account. I mean, yeah, I'm, like, deep. I gotta read a book. But basically people think that she's out of line and delusional and there's no way that she's more successful than Craig and that, like, that comment was out of line that she was the breadwinner. Yeah. Yeah, and it was very much like, ugh, that tour, that's a once in a what.

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Is truly, I don't know how they're trying to make it seem not as amazing as it is.

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No, he didn't have to, but then to act like, well, I'm just a little good boy when you're alluding to these rumors is annoying. I don't like the way he's trying to frame himself as some victim of something.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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I'm a Lindsay Hubbard apologist. I have been for years. I really like the TV she brings for me. And I'm loving that Paige and her have this new little like friendship. Yeah. And I love Paige's take of like, yeah, Lindsay is wrong. Doesn't care. Was like, I guess I'm wrong. And continued like, no shame. It's beautiful to watch.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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And she let kind of Carl get a burn in on her. And it did like with the, you have a bad taste in people. And he was like, yeah, clearly. Kind of gave him that. But wasn't offended. Yeah, she was there to riff. It was just fun and fighting without the aftermath of darkness.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Anyone saying that is like, I would hit him in his neck like that. I would be so upset. It's like, bless your heart. You know, it's like so rude.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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ma'am i'll pray for you wow would you be okay i would be pissed i'd be pissed i would i would break a glass i can't drop it i would be so please i can't drop ma'am sir i can't i won't oh you love it you can't get rid of it so much she is from the south though it's just so insulting to me i'm like i'm still in my head like a young girl i don't think it means you're old it just means that like i respect you

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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I don't know if I've ever said sir to anyone unless I'm like I'm being a bitch.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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Sir is condescending to me. Yeah. Sir. I'll tell you the last time I said, sir, this is a wild story. This happened five years. I remember this so well, but I ordered Postmates Home State. And when I went outside to meet the delivery driver, he was feeding the taco to a German shepherd that was on the sidewalk. Shut the fuck up. And I said to him, sir, I think that's my food.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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I think that's the last time I said, sir. I was like, what? Oh, the other time was when my Uber driver fell asleep in Salt Lake City on the highway when it was veering into the medium. I went, sir, wake up. Wake up. Like, that's how I use sir.

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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou

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I can't. We went back and forth for a little bit. His excuse to me was, I thought you lived in this other house. That was his response when I said, I think you're feeding my food to this dog. He's like, I thought it was your dog. I thought you sent the dog out because he was hungry. He said, if this was your dog, you'd be happy I'm doing this, right? Like taking care of it.

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I'm like, no, you shouldn't feed dogs cheese and sour cream either. Like if it was a stray, I would help. But Postmates called me back immediately. I've never had customer service like call so fast when it was like my food's been fed to a dog. I don't know.

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It was crazy. They only offered me $5. I was like, you got it. I need a little bit more of a credit, please.

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What was it? You haven't seen this. There's like, I do wish the best for Teddy. I'm glad she's out.

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there's a second of the dog kind of being dragged a little bit yeah but there's also a context of they were recording them for a lot longer than what we see the recordings were because in my head of like if i get in i've i live in new york so whatever bumping happens and then sometimes you realize like oh this person might hit me and then i would leave i don't get continuing to talk to someone that is clearly gonna hit you yeah yeah and can hit you

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I bumped in with this guy. We were both yelling at each other. And then I was like, oh, I don't want to get hit. I don't need the last word here. I'm going to get the fuck out of here.

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But you saw that woman, right? Like when someone calls me ma'am, that's what I think they think I am. Like that woman. Fighting. That's how I feel when I get hurt.

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That's always the best when someone records and posts it and then everyone's like, you're wrong. It's like the Jersey Mike situation. Yes. I bet Kyle's been a Karen out in the wild.

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Yeah, that's actually my flaw as a person too. If my hotel room is not ready in time, I do get more upset than I'd like.

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And it's not like the baby fresh born looks like your baby now. That's what I said. It could be any random baby too if you were trafficking. Babies do look the same.

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I hope it was like a fun prank that the employees were doing. Like, go ask to do that.

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Yeah. I literally saw her vagina. I had a customer service thing wildly yesterday. So I know Drybar is always going to have not great service. It's kind of... But I landed yesterday. I wanted to look good. I wanted a blowout for today. So I made an appointment for 5 o'clock. They called me two days ago going, can you actually come at 4.30? We're closing early. I go, okay. Show up at 4.30.

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Did you say anything? Well, once the woman was done finally with her blowout, her other client, she comes and goes, I actually have to take my legally state mandated break. I go, what? She goes, I have to take a break. It's the law. So either my break or if he finishes first, he'll take you. And I went, OK, I just if I came at five, I wouldn't be that mad. But you guys asked me to come early.

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She goes, I'll bring you champagne. I go, fine. The bottle. I'll take But then I didn't have anywhere to go. So I couldn't be that mad. I didn't have any plans.

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Yeah, I went out. I smoked a joint. I drank champagne. I read a town and country.

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I didn't know how I was going to feel because the photos did exist, but I also think that's pretty gross. And then watching it was so dark. So dark. Watching it was upsetting. It felt like Kenya was in a trance. The rage I saw on her face was blinding her to this huge... like event for her. She wants this for her daughter, the salon and to do that and big misstep. And it sucks.

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She like messed up this season and career. I don't, it's, I don't know. It's really a bummer.

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And Britt came to apologize. She brought the bouquet. She said she was ready to apologize. So for Kenya to like continue on that journey with the photos is pretty.

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I want to know who printed it on the foam core. That's what I want to know.

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Well, it's actually porn. The definition of porn is it's two consensual people. And so a lot of times with revenge porn, if someone's taping something and it wasn't meant for other things, it's not porn because it's not consenting. And revenge makes it seem like someone deserved them being leaked.

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So in, like, government and criminal terms, they try to change the language of it because revenge means you deserved it and porn means it was consented upon. So that's why, like, forgetting nitty-gritty, why the language is fucked. For child stuff, it's child sex abuse images. I forget the adult term of, like... But it's just... That's why that term is fucked up.

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But I don't know if in the context of... This, because if it was a consensual thing, but yeah.

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No, that's what some of my before the episode aired that those were discussions I was having out and about with other comics or like just with some friends. And they're like, well, it was already out and then watching it. It just was dark and uncomfortable and wrong.

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make whatever happened next with Kenya make sense but unfortunately where it's like Brit not unfortunately but just like the actuality of it was Brit left and then you still chose to move forward with that I wonder how she felt right after the party like everyone leaves your best friends leave the vibe is wrong like I wonder when it hit her that she messed up Kenya I don't think I don't think she feels like she's in the wrong though you're saying Kenya yeah yeah I mean she definitely got a call from production being like girl by then but production must have known those photos are coming out like that's the thing with production yeah

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Because wasn't Portia defending it a little where it's like or maybe maybe I'm mixing things up. But it's like if production knew they used her for this story and then to boot her off is like.

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Well, and with Bravo, it's always hard because it's like, what is the line? Because, you know, the pulling of the ponytail, like in Jersey, like there's all these things and they're never consistent with what they decide to punish people with or not.

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No, she just has an accomplice. It was uncomfortable to watch. It was bad to watch. And that's what I'm going off of. But I did want to say Britt did one of my least favorite things. I don't like when a housewife is new and comes in too hard with her preconceived notions. Like, it really, I don't like what she did there.

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But I think this season, more than others, I'm seeing Portia's kind of a hater. Oh! she's one of my favorites I loved her on girls trip like I want to float in a pool with her like I love Portia she's one of the most beautiful I think of all the women and like I don't know, being like, oh, is that your voice? This is your best friend from childhood.

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Showing up to your best friend's, like, birthday so late. I don't know. It's, like, hard to watch Portia be such a hater.

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That's another thing why I'm in the comments. Like, that bothers me so much. Like, you should want a partner that's like, I'm going to go on the road with you. Holy shit, what can I do? Someone making you watch an ABBA documentary.

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Yes, I couldn't believe it. I want I was planning all day to be a little sassy to him. And then he was just so charming and kind. And it was were you.

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Oh, of course. Of course. I don't like the love bombing and the lying. It's and the parents like I guess maybe I'm older. Like, I do think if you're taking someone as a date to a wedding and to meet your parents and you're doing, I don't know, apple picking. Seems like she's going to fall in love with you. And then you being like, but I didn't actually say I wanted to be exclusive.

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It's like, OK, but she's allowed to fall for you in that way and be hurt and upset.

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But it is embarrassing that she still wants to make out with him.

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I think he's hot. Oh, the one funny thing. Oh, and we went out till two in the morning, but I have to stop going out with younger people. I was laying on my floor.

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I was wrecked I heard the Taco Bell get delivered and I couldn't even move to go get it like I was out by 2 in the morning but he was awesome but then we went out after and I think it's because I'm from the former so he was like I thought they brought us on to talk about Ukraine I go watch what happens live laughing You thought that we were going to talk about the war? No.

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But he DM'd me in the day watching my special. He's like, what are we going to drink tonight? And then I sent him a photo watching the reunion from last year. And he's like, please, God, can you watch anything else but that? But I wanted to prep. And he brought Jen Fessler. It was just a dream. I couldn't believe I got to play the game and win and do a shot ski. I mean, it was everything.

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So I bartended once. I was in the audience twice. And then I finally. But that was his third taping of the day. He's a busy guy. Yeah, they'll do multiple tapings a day. Oh, I didn't know that. Sometimes they're not all live anymore just because he's so busy.

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No, ours was live. Yours was live-live. Ours was live-live. Let's go. Yours was live-live. Ours was live-live, and one of my good friends from L.A. flew it. Like, it was just a huge moment for the group chats, the friend groups, like, everything. But then also the bartender was from Top Chef.

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it was chef eric's um from season 16 so that was even huge you're just having time yeah huge yeah it was it was exciting i just wish i wasn't taking shot after shot after shot and i wish i was meaner to him a little bit i but but he is great i liked him yeah got that charisma and he's taller than you'd think too i think it's just he's around all these tall guys he did play he was like a full football player right

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I know. I want to get stoned with him and Sarah Jessica Parker and Amy Sedaris. Oh, my God. Up in his like couch room that we saw. But he is so good at his job. And I wish he was more in the conversation when people talk about late night talk show hosts and stuff. It's annoying. He's not. He is so good.

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Oh, I haven't watched the new season yet. It's really good. I can't wait. It's really good. You've already talked about Walton Goggins and Amy Liu and the Instagram stuff.

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No, I was going to ask you guys for Inside Scoop. What do you guys think it is? It's like the one thing I'm like so... obsessed with? I want to know.

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No, I just want an audition for season four. That's what everyone wants. Let's put it out there right now.

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thank you um my i have a podcast that's messed up an svu podcast and we recap svu we deep dive into the true crimes and we interview the actors love loved us for you yeah every tuesday um so yeah that's what i have i'm on season two of survival of the thickest as well mountain about and i'm glitter cheese on the internet if i've ever fought with you in the comments