Luke Burbank

And vegetarians.

Yes, true, true, true, true.

I have to say, like, I know that this is sort of NPR framing this, the fact that people can't afford maybe to eat the kind of protein that they would like, which would be more like meat-based, chicken-based.

But as a person who is, generally speaking, mostly vegetarian, I'm appreciating some people coming over to our slightly gassy side of the fence on this.

I was on Interstate 5 over in the Pacific Northwest where I live, and one of those big trucks that's got all the chickens in it, like bombing down the highway, and I looked at it, and a chicken looked into my soul.

Really?

And I have never been the same again.

Yeah.

It was like, save me.

I mean, it was.

It was.

I'm saying, you know, let's give the beans a try, everybody.

Just leave the windows open at night.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

Here is your next quote.

It's true.

This is your moment, Bill.

I didn't love the fact that in this New York Times piece, the photographs of some of the actors were, I would say, roughly my age.

Yeah, terrifying, isn't it?