Maddie Ogden

Oh, I like that.

Oh, my God. Speaking of budget, I have to beg for these snacks as is. I can't fill a basket with $19 Erewhon smoothies. I just want to say.

Also, can I just say, we have a guest coming in probably three minutes, and now all of these snacks are either eaten or just tarnished. These were today's guests.

Well, this has been very informative. Thank you.

Werner Herzog loved those. Oh, thank you. So maybe you just don't have as classy of taste.

Satanic?

I knew you were going to say that.

At the snack aisle in Gelson's. And I do have a story. And that's when Bill Hader came back for the third time. He picked up the mushroom jerky and he said, is this a prank? Is this a prank? Yes.

You can't make fun of those.

I just I heard RFK Jr. said that joy was inflammatory. So really, I'm just looking out for everyone.

Sarah Silverman took those enthusiastically yesterday.

It's just, you know, I have this boss and he's really critical.

Right. OK, so Eduardo is on to something there. So the thing is, I love I love putting out the snack basket. OK, snacks, my love language. And while I'm flattered, a lot of other people in the office. began also enjoying the snack basket, which is fine. But it got to the point where the guest would be two minutes away and there would be six opened containers in the basket.

And, you know, apart from Sarah Silverman, apparently, our guests are classy people. I want a good presentation. And so sometimes I would have to scramble. And, you know, like, I don't like greeting the guests when I'm scrambled. I prefer to not be sweaty.

Can I just say I've had this exact nightmare before? God damn it.

I do. I like all of these snacks.

Yes, seaweed's good for you. And it's a great substitute.

Mr. O'Brien, sir, may I just ask?

Nonsensology. May I just ask, what snacks would you like to see in the basket? And I ask this because before the Oscars, I put together a basket for you and I reached out to David Hopping, your assistant, and he said, and I quote, I don't know, I guess protein bars. So... So what could I do to please my benevolent boss?