Madeline Shaw
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183 appearances
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first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
Madeline Shaw’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I would feel the shards. Where are Mother Teresa's bones? I have a business opportunity. Listen, where are Mother Teresa's bones? I'm looking it up right now. According to how she's in the mother house, of course. Yeah. Oh, this liar.
This black liar. What? Is she in Calcutta? She is in a, where is it in Calcutta? I think it's next to Calcutta Cleveland. It was in, yeah, Mother Teresa's tomb is in Kolkata. It is in Kolkata because she had such good memories there.
Mother Teresa, if we smash up her bones and we piss all over her bones and we take that piss because of the magic of Catholicism, the piss becomes magical. Then we're making our own magic piss using the bones of Mother Teresa. And that's called money making money because piss is cheap. You can just get a priest to bless your piss. No.
What they do is, one way they keep saints' bones, this is true, they smash them up into little Dorito-sized pieces, and they put them in a giant vase, and then people pour oil in the top that comes out the bottom, so it runs all over the bones. And then magically, the oil becomes magic because of the bones, the magic bones. And that's why when you piss in it, too, that becomes magic piss.
And God has to like it, because God set up the fucking rules. Except it was man who did it!
You know... Is it true? Is it true? Sidestories help POTL at gmail.com. And if you're emailing me, though, at the same time, send me him on the Teresa's Bucks.
I think sometimes that was what TV was.
Jerry. I didn't realize I'm the only Protestant bastard in this room. Both of y'all are Catholic. I'm fully, I'm indoctrinated. I'm in the cult. I'm fucking, I'm confirmed. Yeah. And you can't leave if you're confirmed. What's your confirmation name? Xavier. Oh, Xavier. I did it because of comic books.
You truly were sort of almost like a brave figure in a way because you were openly against God. Yeah, I hated it. In Catholic school. Me too. They used to call me little devil kid and used to do this at me.
Guess what? Jesus was Indian. Was he? If he was anything. I don't think he was Indian. He was in there.
He was Asian.
It's fun. Yeah, honestly, it does sound like a fun topic altogether, but only religion can make this boring.
Well, especially if your main dude is the flayed savior boy. You are, of course, then going to view that as good. Oh, yeah. We're going to get into that angle of it here in a bit.
And I think that that's a thing that we should start talking about. I think that too many people get called survivors.
Mother Teresa should have been cut in four parts. Like if we were really going to make her a saint. Cal cut her in two parts.
Thank you. And that comes from the pun-ish-ment center of the Vatican.
Yeah, it's like a different stroke. You remember a different stroke when they go into college? Different world. Different world. Different strokes was scary. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Different Stroke. Singular. Which is just the father. The father of that having a stroke and trying to figure out how to jerk off again. God, I love the old television. They don't make shows like this anymore.
Ancient Christianity has almost nothing to do with modern Christianity. Like, what it all turned into from the old, old, old days, like right after Jesus quote-unquote died, like, this is like—it really was— much closer to the ancient pagan actual magical process thought. Of course. It took a long time. They had to make it white. You know what I mean?
They had to take it out and they had to strip all the fun out of it in order to convince you, the parishioner, that you had no power and that you had to speak to the priest that is the only person that could gatekeep God.
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