Matt

I bet you could power a car with that. For a period, yeah. It is basically pure corn ethanol.

I bet you could power a car with that. For a period, yeah. It is basically pure corn ethanol.

My truck you could. Our car is probably not. Probably anyway. Yes. Moving on. Do a black rose for five bucks says one of my mom's clients is the dog of the local police chief. I can't remember if it is Norristown or not. What do you mean by that? Like, like maybe for haircuts, like dog grooming. Okay. What were you thinking?

My truck you could. Our car is probably not. Probably anyway. Yes. Moving on. Do a black rose for five bucks says one of my mom's clients is the dog of the local police chief. I can't remember if it is Norristown or not. What do you mean by that? Like, like maybe for haircuts, like dog grooming. Okay. What were you thinking?

No, that's the thing is I was like, I don't understand what that means. One of my mom's clients is the dog. I would have perceived the client to be the dog's owner.

No, that's the thing is I was like, I don't understand what that means. One of my mom's clients is the dog. I would have perceived the client to be the dog's owner.

Yeah, it took me a minute. Dude, I am so tired. Yeah, it's valid. Yeah, we got to rip through this. I have not gotten a full night's sleep in a week.

Yeah, it took me a minute. Dude, I am so tired. Yeah, it's valid. Yeah, we got to rip through this. I have not gotten a full night's sleep in a week.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Griff for $10 says, what's the most unhinged conspiracy you can think of? Mine is Jakob Condensed Version, the black scientist who created white people who revolted against him and set back humanity. What?

Griff for $10 says, what's the most unhinged conspiracy you can think of? Mine is Jakob Condensed Version, the black scientist who created white people who revolted against him and set back humanity. What?

I've never heard of this before. It's like an Afro-centrist weird conspiracy theory.

I've never heard of this before. It's like an Afro-centrist weird conspiracy theory.

History is already Afro-centrist. As is.

History is already Afro-centrist. As is.

Yeah, so... Jakub's a great one, to be clear.

Yeah, so... Jakub's a great one, to be clear.

Oh, God, I don't know if we can. I think... Probably... It was a really minor one that was part of the whole Tartarian nonsense from Mind Unused. It was that Cabbage Patch Kids... Oh, yeah! Yeah! are a reference to actual children grown in cabbage patches, and that they used to grow children. Yeah, we don't talk about that enough. The tartaria, oh my god. No, I know.

Oh, God, I don't know if we can. I think... Probably... It was a really minor one that was part of the whole Tartarian nonsense from Mind Unused. It was that Cabbage Patch Kids... Oh, yeah! Yeah! are a reference to actual children grown in cabbage patches, and that they used to grow children. Yeah, we don't talk about that enough. The tartaria, oh my god. No, I know.