Matt

Yeah, I'm getting my Royal Arts degree tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm getting my Royal Arts degree tomorrow.

I don't know what's going to happen. They haven't brought out the goat yet. I'm six rituals in. There's been no goats. I'm starting to think there might not be any.

I don't know what's going to happen. They haven't brought out the goat yet. I'm six rituals in. There's been no goats. I'm starting to think there might not be any.

Are you disappointed?

Are you disappointed?

Only slightly. Fair.

Only slightly. Fair.

You were hoping for some weird shit?

You were hoping for some weird shit?

I mean, I would feel like maybe... You know, I don't know. I feel like there should be a goat at some point.

I mean, I would feel like maybe... You know, I don't know. I feel like there should be a goat at some point.

Everybody's talked up the Masons so much, you're kind of a little disappointed. It's just kind of some dudes eating hoagies. So basically every other club on the planet? Yeah!

Everybody's talked up the Masons so much, you're kind of a little disappointed. It's just kind of some dudes eating hoagies. So basically every other club on the planet? Yeah!

I have yet to find anything weird. Everybody's like, oh, weird stuff happens. It's just when you get up to a higher degree. I'm getting higher. Like, can you take me higher? They're taking you higher. They are. I... So far, there are no goats, no Satanism. Mostly just Christian and Jewish stuff.

I have yet to find anything weird. Everybody's like, oh, weird stuff happens. It's just when you get up to a higher degree. I'm getting higher. Like, can you take me higher? They're taking you higher. They are. I... So far, there are no goats, no Satanism. Mostly just Christian and Jewish stuff.

Yeah, it tracks.

Yeah, it tracks.

And all the Jewish stuff is also Christian stuff, so... It's all Old Testament.

And all the Jewish stuff is also Christian stuff, so... It's all Old Testament.