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But if you say, I killed this guy on the corner of 5th and Rosemont last year over a fight over a dime bag, and I buried him out back of the old schoolhouse, then they can get you. It really depends. I think even then you have to sign your statement. And more importantly, they would not have gotten him for the DUI. Yeah. In fact, the DUI would have played into his favor.

But if you say, I killed this guy on the corner of 5th and Rosemont last year over a fight over a dime bag, and I buried him out back of the old schoolhouse, then they can get you. It really depends. I think even then you have to sign your statement. And more importantly, they would not have gotten him for the DUI. Yeah. In fact, the DUI would have played into his favor.

Because, what, he committed this complicated crime while plastered? Yeah. Probably not.

Because, what, he committed this complicated crime while plastered? Yeah. Probably not.

Unlikely. AZ Cosplay for $5 says, just turned 21 on Saturday. Any drinks I should try next time I go out? AZ is short for Asriel. Congratulations. Happy belated birthday.

Unlikely. AZ Cosplay for $5 says, just turned 21 on Saturday. Any drinks I should try next time I go out? AZ is short for Asriel. Congratulations. Happy belated birthday.

What kind of time are you trying to have? Yeah, also, what are you liking so far? No, no, that's not the question. What kind of time are you trying to have? I like a good mojito. Long Island iced tea.

What kind of time are you trying to have? Yeah, also, what are you liking so far? No, no, that's not the question. What kind of time are you trying to have? I like a good mojito. Long Island iced tea.

Oh, yeah. Depending on where you get those, if you're trying to have a night, if you swap those with green tea shots, then you're... Be responsible, please. Be aware that we're telling you this is dangerous combo. But it is a combo that we have partaken in many a time. Long Island iced tea.

Oh, yeah. Depending on where you get those, if you're trying to have a night, if you swap those with green tea shots, then you're... Be responsible, please. Be aware that we're telling you this is dangerous combo. But it is a combo that we have partaken in many a time. Long Island iced tea.

Also, I do like a good cheap option is a club soda, pineapple, and tequila.

Also, I do like a good cheap option is a club soda, pineapple, and tequila.

I remember in college I had like four Long Island iced teas in like an hour.

I remember in college I had like four Long Island iced teas in like an hour.

Oh yeah, I used to go to a bar in college on Wednesdays because it was dollar taco night and half off cocktails. Like mixed drinks at the bar. So I'd go in with like 20 bucks and get like Also, I knew one of the bartenders, so I would get every other drink free. So I'd be paying half for each drink.

Oh yeah, I used to go to a bar in college on Wednesdays because it was dollar taco night and half off cocktails. Like mixed drinks at the bar. So I'd go in with like 20 bucks and get like Also, I knew one of the bartenders, so I would get every other drink free. So I'd be paying half for each drink.

So I'd go in with like 20 bucks, get like four tacos and four Long Islands and have money left over to tip.

So I'd go in with like 20 bucks, get like four tacos and four Long Islands and have money left over to tip.

See, that reminds me of there's a bar in New York called Rudy's, which might be the greatest bar in America, where the beer, cheapest beer you can get was a $3 draft in the middle of Manhattan. And every beer you got, you got a free hot dog. And if you got a pitcher, you got four free hot dogs. I like this place. They were good hot dogs too.

See, that reminds me of there's a bar in New York called Rudy's, which might be the greatest bar in America, where the beer, cheapest beer you can get was a $3 draft in the middle of Manhattan. And every beer you got, you got a free hot dog. And if you got a pitcher, you got four free hot dogs. I like this place. They were good hot dogs too.