Matt

He could have ran backwards and probably won.

He could have ran backwards and probably won.

It was just so bad because no matter what you entered, there wasn't many people in it because it was a small town. Like Mavs Race only had five people. Mine had two.

It was just so bad because no matter what you entered, there wasn't many people in it because it was a small town. Like Mavs Race only had five people. Mine had two.

It was just so bad because no matter what you entered, there wasn't many people in it because it was a small town. Like Mavs Race only had five people. Mine had two.

You played softball and lost to girls that don't. What do you mean you would have done good there? It doesn't get me easier than that. And then my sister signed up for the soccer kick, and my dad was like, why would she do that? She's never kicked a soccer ball, ever. And then she just completely missed and cried and went home. Aw, poorly. Completely missed the ball.

You played softball and lost to girls that don't. What do you mean you would have done good there? It doesn't get me easier than that. And then my sister signed up for the soccer kick, and my dad was like, why would she do that? She's never kicked a soccer ball, ever. And then she just completely missed and cried and went home. Aw, poorly. Completely missed the ball.

You played softball and lost to girls that don't. What do you mean you would have done good there? It doesn't get me easier than that. And then my sister signed up for the soccer kick, and my dad was like, why would she do that? She's never kicked a soccer ball, ever. And then she just completely missed and cried and went home. Aw, poorly. Completely missed the ball.

They gave her like three chances, and she never kicked it. She was just like, couldn't kick the ball.

They gave her like three chances, and she never kicked it. She was just like, couldn't kick the ball.

They gave her like three chances, and she never kicked it. She was just like, couldn't kick the ball.

Just whip that thing.

Just whip that thing.

Just whip that thing.

Oh, yeah. Mav had five people in his race. I did. And he got last. It was fall. And I have asthma. Okay. And wait. They give out fifth, first, second, third, fourth, and fifth place like ribbons. And since there's only five people in the race, the goal at the event is to walk out with as many ribbons as possible.

Oh, yeah. Mav had five people in his race. I did. And he got last. It was fall. And I have asthma. Okay. And wait. They give out fifth, first, second, third, fourth, and fifth place like ribbons. And since there's only five people in the race, the goal at the event is to walk out with as many ribbons as possible.

Oh, yeah. Mav had five people in his race. I did. And he got last. It was fall. And I have asthma. Okay. And wait. They give out fifth, first, second, third, fourth, and fifth place like ribbons. And since there's only five people in the race, the goal at the event is to walk out with as many ribbons as possible.

And so since only five people enter into his race, he still somehow got a ribbon, even though he got last place. And he comes over to my mom and dad. My mom and dad are like, sorry, son, you didn't win. He goes, yeah, I did.

And so since only five people enter into his race, he still somehow got a ribbon, even though he got last place. And he comes over to my mom and dad. My mom and dad are like, sorry, son, you didn't win. He goes, yeah, I did.

And so since only five people enter into his race, he still somehow got a ribbon, even though he got last place. And he comes over to my mom and dad. My mom and dad are like, sorry, son, you didn't win. He goes, yeah, I did.