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Okay. Fair enough. He's one of those guys that's like, look at me. I'm so badass.

Okay. Fair enough. He's one of those guys that's like, look at me. I'm so badass.

Kind of like if Jason Segel was a real guy. Not Jason Segel.

Kind of like if Jason Segel was a real guy. Not Jason Segel.

Steven Seagal, that's who I was thinking of. He is a real guy. No, I mean, like, if he was a... Well, you know what I mean.

Steven Seagal, that's who I was thinking of. He is a real guy. No, I mean, like, if he was a... Well, you know what I mean.

Like, Steven Seagal is an actor who pretends to be a badass in his movies. Yes. Not just his movies. I know. You've seen the videos of him in real life, right? Yeah, that's true. Malcolm Nance goes to Ukraine and pretends that he was a sniper.

Like, Steven Seagal is an actor who pretends to be a badass in his movies. Yes. Not just his movies. I know. You've seen the videos of him in real life, right? Yeah, that's true. Malcolm Nance goes to Ukraine and pretends that he was a sniper.

Gotcha. I knew it was there somewhere. Oh, really quick, though, because I wanted to bring it back around. In the giant section, but we got off track before I got to it. Shocking. The David and Goliath one is uniquely believable. Not because of the size. The size is obviously questionable. But the story of how he kills him makes sense for Goliath being a giant. Because he hits him with a sling.

Gotcha. I knew it was there somewhere. Oh, really quick, though, because I wanted to bring it back around. In the giant section, but we got off track before I got to it. Shocking. The David and Goliath one is uniquely believable. Not because of the size. The size is obviously questionable. But the story of how he kills him makes sense for Goliath being a giant. Because he hits him with a sling.

And this is not a slingshot. This is a war sling. These things were brutal. Goliath is wearing a helmet. It hits him in the head. Doesn't kill him, but it does give him the concussion. And then David walks up and kills him with a sword. So as far as descriptions of how to kill a giant go. He knocks him out with a sling. And then he stabs him.

And this is not a slingshot. This is a war sling. These things were brutal. Goliath is wearing a helmet. It hits him in the head. Doesn't kill him, but it does give him the concussion. And then David walks up and kills him with a sword. So as far as descriptions of how to kill a giant go. He knocks him out with a sling. And then he stabs him.

All the other ones, it's like, yeah, we put monocles on a guy who's 12 foot tall. Manacles, not monocles. That's a different thing.

All the other ones, it's like, yeah, we put monocles on a guy who's 12 foot tall. Manacles, not monocles. That's a different thing.

The number of times I've encountered people who think the Sunday school version of something is the biblical account is appalling.

The number of times I've encountered people who think the Sunday school version of something is the biblical account is appalling.

Oh, every day I'm on Instagram and I come across somebody and I just have to comment, please, for the sake of all of us, stop talking. My favorite of the times when it's like Christian influencers and they're like, you know, they try to like, you know, corner me on something and like get all in my face about like whatever weird version of, you know, Protestantism they're preaching.

Oh, every day I'm on Instagram and I come across somebody and I just have to comment, please, for the sake of all of us, stop talking. My favorite of the times when it's like Christian influencers and they're like, you know, they try to like, you know, corner me on something and like get all in my face about like whatever weird version of, you know, Protestantism they're preaching.

And I say that as a Methodist. And I just have to kind of sit there and be like, no, no, no, no. You're a Christian influencer. I'm a Christian influencer. Yeah. I'm like, we're, we have, I, I'm not, I don't do, I'm not doing content constantly because that's not the content I make. Yeah. But I'm still more accurate than you. Yeah.

And I say that as a Methodist. And I just have to kind of sit there and be like, no, no, no, no. You're a Christian influencer. I'm a Christian influencer. Yeah. I'm like, we're, we have, I, I'm not, I don't do, I'm not doing content constantly because that's not the content I make. Yeah. But I'm still more accurate than you. Yeah.