Matt

See, now I'm hearing it, though. No. The Shane Gillis skit from Saturday Night Live where he's at a Jamaican church. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, God, Jesus was born to cross. Like... I kind of want Shane Gillis reading the Hawaiian Pigeon Bible. I think that'd be great. I think that'd be phenomenal. He can get away with it. I can't.

See, now I'm hearing it, though. No. The Shane Gillis skit from Saturday Night Live where he's at a Jamaican church. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, God, Jesus was born to cross. Like... I kind of want Shane Gillis reading the Hawaiian Pigeon Bible. I think that'd be great. I think that'd be phenomenal. He can get away with it. I can't.

That was a while ago. I haven't looked into it recently, but I can take a look.

That was a while ago. I haven't looked into it recently, but I can take a look.

The chances of me converting to Catholicism are very low. Never zero. Never zero. If they end up being the last church that's remotely biblical, then... Maybe I know we are going to try and get a Catholic Catholic priest at the very least onto a weird Bible for a kind of roundtable kind of thing. We're looking at doing an actual documentary.

The chances of me converting to Catholicism are very low. Never zero. Never zero. If they end up being the last church that's remotely biblical, then... Maybe I know we are going to try and get a Catholic Catholic priest at the very least onto a weird Bible for a kind of roundtable kind of thing. We're looking at doing an actual documentary.

I just need to figure out what questions I'd want to ask first. Yeah. And then we would probably springboard that off into the roundtable show.

I just need to figure out what questions I'd want to ask first. Yeah. And then we would probably springboard that off into the roundtable show.

You know, the first 18 hours are fine. It's the last six. It's the six. Because those six hours, the first two of them feel like four hours, and then the next two feel like eight. Yeah. And then the last two feel like 16. Yeah.

You know, the first 18 hours are fine. It's the last six. It's the six. Because those six hours, the first two of them feel like four hours, and then the next two feel like eight. Yeah. And then the last two feel like 16. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well... This week, you can expect a video on the Sea Take Ha that is going to combine stuff we've already covered with new material that I hope will make that story the best we've ever told it. And then the following week, you are going to get a very, very long episode on the Viking settlement in North America that goes into so much more detail than I went into tonight. So have fun with that.

Well... This week, you can expect a video on the Sea Take Ha that is going to combine stuff we've already covered with new material that I hope will make that story the best we've ever told it. And then the following week, you are going to get a very, very long episode on the Viking settlement in North America that goes into so much more detail than I went into tonight. So have fun with that.

I'm excited. I'm going to go mildly insane over the next week because... We've also got to shoot six episodes of History Unhinged, and apparently Steven and Gabby just left about an hour and a half ago.

I'm excited. I'm going to go mildly insane over the next week because... We've also got to shoot six episodes of History Unhinged, and apparently Steven and Gabby just left about an hour and a half ago.

Oh, yeah. We're going to just hook Steven up to an IV drip of NOS energy drink.

Oh, yeah. We're going to just hook Steven up to an IV drip of NOS energy drink.

Yeah. Well, because we're not... It's not like an everything-that-could-have-gone-wrong-did situation.

Yeah. Well, because we're not... It's not like an everything-that-could-have-gone-wrong-did situation.