Matt

I kind of want to be an iPad baby more than anything else. Why is that? Just a baby that's on the iPad. And they're in heaven, but their brains are caught.

I kind of want to be an iPad baby more than anything else. Why is that? Just a baby that's on the iPad. And they're in heaven, but their brains are caught.

Tate, do you think the slutty glasses are the accessory of the year?

Tate, do you think the slutty glasses are the accessory of the year?

You know the ones. Everyone wears, as someone who's not worn a slutty.

You know the ones. Everyone wears, as someone who's not worn a slutty.

These are not the slutty glasses, but I'm saying everyone's wearing the slutty glasses now. And I feel like you really pushed that forward in a huge way. Really? And you should be so proud. Yes.

These are not the slutty glasses, but I'm saying everyone's wearing the slutty glasses now. And I feel like you really pushed that forward in a huge way. Really? And you should be so proud. Yes.

Right. Why are you wearing them now?

Right. Why are you wearing them now?

Today's not a slutty day.

Today's not a slutty day.

Well, thank you for classing it up.

Well, thank you for classing it up.

Have you met Ariana yet?

Have you met Ariana yet?

Have you gone on record to say this before?

Have you gone on record to say this before?

This can unite, this can heal the nation's wounds. Because we can all agree across generations that Into You is one of the best pop songs ever written.

This can unite, this can heal the nation's wounds. Because we can all agree across generations that Into You is one of the best pop songs ever written.