Matt

This is a perjurous thing you did. So once that's established, then you encourage the person to confess their perjury. And if they do come forward with their plans, with their perjurous conspiracies, then you say, okay, now we offer clemency. Now we're going to commute sentences. Now we're going to bring you back.

This is a perjurous thing you did. So once that's established, then you encourage the person to confess their perjury. And if they do come forward with their plans, with their perjurous conspiracies, then you say, okay, now we offer clemency. Now we're going to commute sentences. Now we're going to bring you back.

Because what you're trying to get to at the end isn't, ha ha, I've seen all my political enemies be destroyed. What you're actually trying to get to is a golden age of justice and peace and good faith where people tell each other the truth, even when they're political enemies. And I know that's a...

Because what you're trying to get to at the end isn't, ha ha, I've seen all my political enemies be destroyed. What you're actually trying to get to is a golden age of justice and peace and good faith where people tell each other the truth, even when they're political enemies. And I know that's a...

a Pollyannish impossibility at the end of the day, but we can tell the difference between a sort of normal version of an imperfect world and the current lawfare absolute lying through their eyeteeths all the time and perjuring themselves. I mean, we have people, officials, who say, oh, you know, what else was I supposed to do besides perjure myself?

a Pollyannish impossibility at the end of the day, but we can tell the difference between a sort of normal version of an imperfect world and the current lawfare absolute lying through their eyeteeths all the time and perjuring themselves. I mean, we have people, officials, who say, oh, you know, what else was I supposed to do besides perjure myself?

Like, well, not perjure yourself is the answer because we have to have a politics of truth and good faith.

Like, well, not perjure yourself is the answer because we have to have a politics of truth and good faith.

Thank you.

Thank you.

And you know why. We are coming at you fresh off of the SNL 50 afterparty. Literally, it happened, it ended not 12 hours ago.

And you know why. We are coming at you fresh off of the SNL 50 afterparty. Literally, it happened, it ended not 12 hours ago.

Like it's 1902. We were pounding G&T's the way. Very British of us.

Like it's 1902. We were pounding G&T's the way. Very British of us.

She was on another level. I saw her with the martini glass all night. Classy. Classy girl. Classy girlina. What?

She was on another level. I saw her with the martini glass all night. Classy. Classy girl. Classy girlina. What?

Me too. Well, I met our guest at an SNL after party. And immediately I was like, the vibe is impeccable. The vibe is impeccable. Also instant friendship. Instant friendship. And then, so it was the three of us plus Zoe. Can we mention her by name? Zoe plus, oh my God, you really are being so compliant. But by not speaking, please continue your compliance. This is great.

Me too. Well, I met our guest at an SNL after party. And immediately I was like, the vibe is impeccable. The vibe is impeccable. Also instant friendship. Instant friendship. And then, so it was the three of us plus Zoe. Can we mention her by name? Zoe plus, oh my God, you really are being so compliant. But by not speaking, please continue your compliance. This is great.

And it was the four of us plus Celeste Yim, famed SNL writer. Oh. And it was the five of us being a little unit all night. And anytime y'all would leave to go get a drink at the bar, don't speak. Celeste, we would all check in and be like, I mean the DeMaldenbergs. Love. Just come on. It doesn't get any better than that.

And it was the four of us plus Celeste Yim, famed SNL writer. Oh. And it was the five of us being a little unit all night. And anytime y'all would leave to go get a drink at the bar, don't speak. Celeste, we would all check in and be like, I mean the DeMaldenbergs. Love. Just come on. It doesn't get any better than that.