Mikey Gilder
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Oh, my boy is alive!
Oh, my boy is alive!
That's been my philosophy that I have lived by. Beauregard T. Raccoon has lived by his whole life.
That's been my philosophy that I have lived by. Beauregard T. Raccoon has lived by his whole life.
Tonight, two and a half squirrels on UPF.
Tonight, two and a half squirrels on UPF.
There's been a hole in my bag the whole time, too.
There's been a hole in my bag the whole time, too.
Oh, that's for little girls, no! I got...
Oh, that's for little girls, no! I got...
I don't know what you're talking about. You're freaking me out. Family of bears that lived in the woods and just loved shitting.
I don't know what you're talking about. You're freaking me out. Family of bears that lived in the woods and just loved shitting.
No, it was the Charmin Stain Bears.
No, it was the Charmin Stain Bears.
The stain was all this shit stain, on account of them loving shit.
The stain was all this shit stain, on account of them loving shit.
Some quiet nights, exactly right.
Some quiet nights, exactly right.
He's just standing there.
He's just standing there.
I'm gonna say. It's not like it's suddenly, you didn't flash me with the men in black thing.
I'm gonna say. It's not like it's suddenly, you didn't flash me with the men in black thing.
Oh, come on, the dog, of course, farted. Why the dog farted?
Oh, come on, the dog, of course, farted. Why the dog farted?
Well, that's a handsome fly!
Well, that's a handsome fly!
All right, guys, we gotta go. Oh, this is just like my favorite Charmin Stain Bears book.
All right, guys, we gotta go. Oh, this is just like my favorite Charmin Stain Bears book.
Oh, thank God we're not swimming. Oh, boy.
Oh, thank God we're not swimming. Oh, boy.
No, I got a big cup of water from the river.
No, I got a big cup of water from the river.
I've got a whole bunch of river water.
I've got a whole bunch of river water.
Thank you. I saw you guys fall in the sky and killed everybody.
Thank you. I saw you guys fall in the sky and killed everybody.
Oh my god, we're being assaulted by monkey trouble! Oh my god!
Oh my god, we're being assaulted by monkey trouble! Oh my god!
It's wow, I swear, you guys got horribly killed.
It's wow, I swear, you guys got horribly killed.
Oh my god! A whole bunch of people I didn't know died!
Oh my god! A whole bunch of people I didn't know died!
We should have waited for you to show up before we got out of this. I'm sure there's a lot of people, but not the beloved town gambler.
We should have waited for you to show up before we got out of this. I'm sure there's a lot of people, but not the beloved town gambler.