Mitchell Schwartz

They have nothing to cheer for for over three decades, and now we are back. As America's new team, that's the new moniker.

Make sure it's a yacht.

Make sure it's a yacht.

Make sure it's a yacht.

It's got to be a yacht. Or maybe a fan boat.

It's got to be a yacht. Or maybe a fan boat.

It's got to be a yacht. Or maybe a fan boat.

That would be fun. Don't come out there in a tugboat. You get no love.

That would be fun. Don't come out there in a tugboat. You get no love.

That would be fun. Don't come out there in a tugboat. You get no love.

Final score, I think it's going to be a rock'em, sock'em, bring your ride out, a little snot bubble football game. It's going to be physical, old NFC East. I wish we had men calling this game. I think it's going to be a 30-27 game. It's going to come down to the wire. It's going to come down to the lid of a kick. I call them Big Game Gonzalez. So hopefully he can close it for us.

Final score, I think it's going to be a rock'em, sock'em, bring your ride out, a little snot bubble football game. It's going to be physical, old NFC East. I wish we had men calling this game. I think it's going to be a 30-27 game. It's going to come down to the wire. It's going to come down to the lid of a kick. I call them Big Game Gonzalez. So hopefully he can close it for us.

Final score, I think it's going to be a rock'em, sock'em, bring your ride out, a little snot bubble football game. It's going to be physical, old NFC East. I wish we had men calling this game. I think it's going to be a 30-27 game. It's going to come down to the wire. It's going to come down to the lid of a kick. I call them Big Game Gonzalez. So hopefully he can close it for us.

30-27, Washington going to New Orleans. I think we will outlast Philadelphia here.

30-27, Washington going to New Orleans. I think we will outlast Philadelphia here.

30-27, Washington going to New Orleans. I think we will outlast Philadelphia here.

That's what Philadelphia is usually doing to us. And, you know, it has got to a point where Philadelphia fan base is so hostile that our fans are afraid to just travel up 95 and go to a game. But we kind of acted this because everybody got a cousin, nephew, brother, somebody with a teardrop on their eye that don't believe in following the rules.

That's what Philadelphia is usually doing to us. And, you know, it has got to a point where Philadelphia fan base is so hostile that our fans are afraid to just travel up 95 and go to a game. But we kind of acted this because everybody got a cousin, nephew, brother, somebody with a teardrop on their eye that don't believe in following the rules.

That's what Philadelphia is usually doing to us. And, you know, it has got to a point where Philadelphia fan base is so hostile that our fans are afraid to just travel up 95 and go to a game. But we kind of acted this because everybody got a cousin, nephew, brother, somebody with a teardrop on their eye that don't believe in following the rules.

So we're going to get all of them in the car and we're heading to Philadelphia to fight back this week.