Molly-Mae

Well, I'm glad one of our parents wants to be on someone's grid. No, my dad straight up was like, do not put our photo on my grid. I don't want that. It's going to ruin my grid.

Well, I'm glad one of our parents wants to be on someone's grid. No, my dad straight up was like, do not put our photo on my grid. I don't want that. It's going to ruin my grid.

Hello, my Radio City gigglers. Even if you weren't here this last week, we felt you at Radio City. No, literally. We're basically the Rockettes if they had an attitude problem. If they were very grumpy and didn't like to actually go to the gym.

Hello, my Radio City gigglers. Even if you weren't here this last week, we felt you at Radio City. No, literally. We're basically the Rockettes if they had an attitude problem. If they were very grumpy and didn't like to actually go to the gym.

That threw me.

That threw me.

I organize. Yeah. It's not done. I feel like they're like in the middle of something, but it's like, uh, we put it as a square. So when you make it longer, also now, I don't know what's it look again. We never like change.

I organize. Yeah. It's not done. I feel like they're like in the middle of something, but it's like, uh, we put it as a square. So when you make it longer, also now, I don't know what's it look again. We never like change.

Yeah. And like, I, I support it. It's just, do you remember when we got so upset about Insta stories? Like we lost our mind. We were like, this is Snapchat. This is just Snapchat. Like we were so mad.

Yeah. And like, I, I support it. It's just, do you remember when we got so upset about Insta stories? Like we lost our mind. We were like, this is Snapchat. This is just Snapchat. Like we were so mad.

Thank God. Um, we both went differently. I did Frank Sinatra old school and you went like Cameron and

Thank God. Um, we both went differently. I did Frank Sinatra old school and you went like Cameron and

So Paige is back in her music era. Sure am. And one thing we don't tell the gigglers, which is I forgot because I don't think you listened to music for like four years, which was disturbing, which we should have checked on that.

So Paige is back in her music era. Sure am. And one thing we don't tell the gigglers, which is I forgot because I don't think you listened to music for like four years, which was disturbing, which we should have checked on that.

One thing about me and you is we love hardcore, pussy popping, misogynistic, offensive, fucked up rap. Like we were getting our makeup done and I was like, let's put music on. At one point, I think your mom was like, oh. Oh, no.

One thing about me and you is we love hardcore, pussy popping, misogynistic, offensive, fucked up rap. Like we were getting our makeup done and I was like, let's put music on. At one point, I think your mom was like, oh. Oh, no.

In the most female-empowering green room. Like, so powerful. And I'm like, put on some rap about fucking bitches and strippers.

In the most female-empowering green room. Like, so powerful. And I'm like, put on some rap about fucking bitches and strippers.

And getting money. We do have the same taste in music.

And getting money. We do have the same taste in music.

I love bad bitches. That's my fucking problem. And yeah, I like to fuck. I got a fucking problem. That's some empowering shit that we have taken.

I love bad bitches. That's my fucking problem. And yeah, I like to fuck. I got a fucking problem. That's some empowering shit that we have taken.

we are we are out of shape rockettes yeah the rockettes never left their bed and just send each other memes all day um dude shout out to the rockettes shout out i love them you want to know what i've never seen the rockettes ever and i feel like that's so not page coded that's so not page coded i saw the rockettes and it's funny when you're younger you literally are like they just seem like barbie dolls also you're dying you're like sick i actually think i have bronchitis

we are we are out of shape rockettes yeah the rockettes never left their bed and just send each other memes all day um dude shout out to the rockettes shout out i love them you want to know what i've never seen the rockettes ever and i feel like that's so not page coded that's so not page coded i saw the rockettes and it's funny when you're younger you literally are like they just seem like barbie dolls also you're dying you're like sick i actually think i have bronchitis

So my new walkout song, because I've been doing fucking problems forever, for my new stand-up, I'm coming up with ASAP Ferg. I don't know what's going on with the ASAPs, a lot of ASAPs.

So my new walkout song, because I've been doing fucking problems forever, for my new stand-up, I'm coming up with ASAP Ferg. I don't know what's going on with the ASAPs, a lot of ASAPs.

I don't know the history of the ASAP, and it's with the money signal, but I'm doing a new level. So I come out going, I'm on a new level. I'm on a new level. Put these in the dirt.

I don't know the history of the ASAP, and it's with the money signal, but I'm doing a new level. So I come out going, I'm on a new level. I'm on a new level. Put these in the dirt.

I feel like you're the kind of dancer that, like, every now and then you can.

I feel like you're the kind of dancer that, like, every now and then you can.

Like, if someone watched you for an extended period of time, they'd be like, this is horrible. But, like, in a 10-second Insta story, they'd be like, oh, she's a good dancer. She's just holding back right now.

Like, if someone watched you for an extended period of time, they'd be like, this is horrible. But, like, in a 10-second Insta story, they'd be like, oh, she's a good dancer. She's just holding back right now.

yeah like is she a good dancer pretending to be a bad dancer right is she a good dancer but she's just drunk right now yeah that's the energy we want to give

yeah like is she a good dancer pretending to be a bad dancer right is she a good dancer but she's just drunk right now yeah that's the energy we want to give

I was with Caroline Banowitz this other weekend starting my new material shows. And she's one of my Gen Z best friends. She considers me Gen Z. I've never asked her, but I assume. There was one of those moments where I realized I was older than her.

I was with Caroline Banowitz this other weekend starting my new material shows. And she's one of my Gen Z best friends. She considers me Gen Z. I've never asked her, but I assume. There was one of those moments where I realized I was older than her.

stop oh my god those are so humbling what was yours it was it was humbling oh my god i'm gonna gag yeah like it's just weird because we're both gen z so okay we at an ashley simpson song comes on because i was doing my angry woman playlist and i was like i fucking love this song and she's like it's so good and i go oh i miss her old nose and she goes what

stop oh my god those are so humbling what was yours it was it was humbling oh my god i'm gonna gag yeah like it's just weird because we're both gen z so okay we at an ashley simpson song comes on because i was doing my angry woman playlist and i was like i fucking love this song and she's like it's so good and i go oh i miss her old nose and she goes what

Can you spell bronchitis? There's an H. Then no. Once there's an H thrown, you're like, you got me.

Can you spell bronchitis? There's an H. Then no. Once there's an H thrown, you're like, you got me.

pardon and i was like ashley simpson's old nose before she got a nose job and she goes ashley simpson got a nose job my ashley simpson is brunette on snl lip syncing that's my ashley simpson that is the only ashley simpson i've ever known and ever will know and i don't accept this new this new ashley simpson is ai okay and she's like she had no job and i go it's only showing her the photos and she's like oh my god she's so cute and i'm like how

pardon and i was like ashley simpson's old nose before she got a nose job and she goes ashley simpson got a nose job my ashley simpson is brunette on snl lip syncing that's my ashley simpson that is the only ashley simpson i've ever known and ever will know and i don't accept this new this new ashley simpson is ai okay and she's like she had no job and i go it's only showing her the photos and she's like oh my god she's so cute and i'm like how

Were you three?

Were you three?

Where it's like, nowadays, I don't...

Where it's like, nowadays, I don't...

It's not like she was copying her sister. She was a completely different vibe of like punk.

It's not like she was copying her sister. She was a completely different vibe of like punk.

i do think that um i'm kind of loving this breakup season because normally this should be cuffing season but i feel like for the girls they're like it's winter and i actually just want to like watch murder documentaries and fart on my own and i don't need someone to cuddle with cuddling overrated get out like summer is fun you're hooking up you're tan you're making out with guys winter don't fucking touch me

i do think that um i'm kind of loving this breakup season because normally this should be cuffing season but i feel like for the girls they're like it's winter and i actually just want to like watch murder documentaries and fart on my own and i don't need someone to cuddle with cuddling overrated get out like summer is fun you're hooking up you're tan you're making out with guys winter don't fucking touch me

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah. I don't know why we're four. I mean, the whole sleeping in the same bed thing.

Yeah. I don't know why we're four. I mean, the whole sleeping in the same bed thing.

I'll start.

I'll start.

I told you during my naughty years, my early 20s, when I was dating the guy Craig from Craigslist and we were hiding our... Which I feel like just doesn't get talked about enough. It doesn't get talked about enough, but we... And we didn't want the other roommates to know we were hooking up. We would be the last to be watching TV together on, like, separate couches.

I told you during my naughty years, my early 20s, when I was dating the guy Craig from Craigslist and we were hiding our... Which I feel like just doesn't get talked about enough. It doesn't get talked about enough, but we... And we didn't want the other roommates to know we were hooking up. We would be the last to be watching TV together on, like, separate couches.

Just happened to both be watching a show.

Just happened to both be watching a show.

And then we'd go into his room, and then at, like, 4 or 5 a.m., I'd go back to my room. And then in the morning, I'd pretend I was, like, so grossed out and annoyed by him in front of the other roommates. Like, he's making oatmeal again? Ew.

And then we'd go into his room, and then at, like, 4 or 5 a.m., I'd go back to my room. And then in the morning, I'd pretend I was, like, so grossed out and annoyed by him in front of the other roommates. Like, he's making oatmeal again? Ew.

Will they, won't they?

Will they, won't they?

I'm trying to think what I do with Des is I fall asleep on the couch and he's like, I'm going to bed. Can you please come in soon? And then I lied to him and I'm like, I'm literally right behind you. And then obviously I get a second wind and suddenly I need to scroll every single app and then I need to like start a Molly Mae documentary and then I come in at 2 a.m. and wake him up. Yeah.

I'm trying to think what I do with Des is I fall asleep on the couch and he's like, I'm going to bed. Can you please come in soon? And then I lied to him and I'm like, I'm literally right behind you. And then obviously I get a second wind and suddenly I need to scroll every single app and then I need to like start a Molly Mae documentary and then I come in at 2 a.m. and wake him up. Yeah.

Accidentally.

Accidentally.

Let's get to it. I... I watched all three episodes last night for you.

Let's get to it. I... I watched all three episodes last night for you.

And that was a season, the first season me and you ever watched together during the COVID season of Summer House when we were trying to stay in bed because when we left, we'd have to fight with people. So we were just trying to watch Love Island. Trying to stay in our damn lane.

And that was a season, the first season me and you ever watched together during the COVID season of Summer House when we were trying to stay in bed because when we left, we'd have to fight with people. So we were just trying to watch Love Island. Trying to stay in our damn lane.

That'll keep us occupied. But you know what is, Molly Mae is very page coded. We're like, I didn't feel that connection to her.

That'll keep us occupied. But you know what is, Molly Mae is very page coded. We're like, I didn't feel that connection to her.

okay like you immediately were like the outfits everything where i was like everything i was like i like her but i yeah i wasn't i think also yeah we me and page are different with like people that we become obsessed with we've never been obsessed with the same people no oh my god no we haven't

okay like you immediately were like the outfits everything where i was like everything i was like i like her but i yeah i wasn't i think also yeah we me and page are different with like people that we become obsessed with we've never been obsessed with the same people no oh my god no we haven't

We have complete opposite type of men and complete opposite type of women. No, we really do. When we meet people like we've never both been hyped up for someone.

We have complete opposite type of men and complete opposite type of women. No, we really do. When we meet people like we've never both been hyped up for someone.

And we're like, you don't have to pretend. We've accepted. Like, I feel like if we met Molly Mae, like she'd be excited to see you. Yeah, I get that. No, I love her. But my thing with Molly Mae is she really reminded me of you in that this whole thing is one about her having a public relationship and then her dealing with backlash, whatever, and then her starting her own fashion brand.

And we're like, you don't have to pretend. We've accepted. Like, I feel like if we met Molly Mae, like she'd be excited to see you. Yeah, I get that. No, I love her. But my thing with Molly Mae is she really reminded me of you in that this whole thing is one about her having a public relationship and then her dealing with backlash, whatever, and then her starting her own fashion brand.

But what I loved about this documentary, which made me fuck with Molly Mae, is that a lot of these documentaries are like, look at me, why I'm so amazing. This bitch cried the whole time.

But what I loved about this documentary, which made me fuck with Molly Mae, is that a lot of these documentaries are like, look at me, why I'm so amazing. This bitch cried the whole time.

cried the whole time cried the whole time and like not like there are so many things that I'm like they could have cut that out like I and it wasn't even like I don't know just really fucking raw I think another reason why I loved the documentary so much was like

cried the whole time cried the whole time and like not like there are so many things that I'm like they could have cut that out like I and it wasn't even like I don't know just really fucking raw I think another reason why I loved the documentary so much was like

just so many different things where I was like damn I went through that same thing or like I know how that feels whatever like she was really showing behind the scenes for example she's launching her first um fashion line fashion line but she's doing her first event where people were gonna see it and she's like I haven't ever done like a live event meet and greet with people and it shows her

just so many different things where I was like damn I went through that same thing or like I know how that feels whatever like she was really showing behind the scenes for example she's launching her first um fashion line fashion line but she's doing her first event where people were gonna see it and she's like I haven't ever done like a live event meet and greet with people and it shows her

freaking the fuck out about every detail of it and like we've all been there where it's your name on it and like you feel like other people aren't caring about it like you care about it and you know you're the only one that gets backlash if it doesn't come out right and you're like you start just feeling like I'm fucked

freaking the fuck out about every detail of it and like we've all been there where it's your name on it and like you feel like other people aren't caring about it like you care about it and you know you're the only one that gets backlash if it doesn't come out right and you're like you start just feeling like I'm fucked

But yeah, I also think like you'd been holding it in a bit. Yeah. And you know when you start crying over something, but then it keeps going and you're like, okay, you just tripped.

But yeah, I also think like you'd been holding it in a bit. Yeah. And you know when you start crying over something, but then it keeps going and you're like, okay, you just tripped.

and her leaning into that her also saying how she takes like hundreds of thousands of pics and sometimes we'll just give up on the pic like there was so many coded remember when i was really obsessed with my grid and it was like literally putting me into like it was actually like ruining her life no i didn't even know she even mentioned she was like girls like me because my fashion and my grid and i was like oh i guess i thought that was a thing you made up

and her leaning into that her also saying how she takes like hundreds of thousands of pics and sometimes we'll just give up on the pic like there was so many coded remember when i was really obsessed with my grid and it was like literally putting me into like it was actually like ruining her life no i didn't even know she even mentioned she was like girls like me because my fashion and my grid and i was like oh i guess i thought that was a thing you made up

But, like, can you explain what makes a grid aesthetic? Or it's, like, you can't put your finger on it.

But, like, can you explain what makes a grid aesthetic? Or it's, like, you can't put your finger on it.

Imagine a guy's like, I was into Paige, but then I saw her grid and she had like a yellow randomly on like the third row. And I was like, I don't fuck with her. Okay. Well, that man is gay. Yeah. One of my favorite scenes was this meet and greet where, first of all, it was not organized.

Imagine a guy's like, I was into Paige, but then I saw her grid and she had like a yellow randomly on like the third row. And I was like, I don't fuck with her. Okay. Well, that man is gay. Yeah. One of my favorite scenes was this meet and greet where, first of all, it was not organized.

Like, I don't know what they thought it would be, but they thought people would come in and casually, like, say hi to her. But clearly, like, every single person that went in wanted a photo with her. And she's being so nice, but you could see she's, like, doing hundreds of photos. And then it cuts to her hiding in the basement crying, saying no one's having fun. Yeah.

Like, I don't know what they thought it would be, but they thought people would come in and casually, like, say hi to her. But clearly, like, every single person that went in wanted a photo with her. And she's being so nice, but you could see she's, like, doing hundreds of photos. And then it cuts to her hiding in the basement crying, saying no one's having fun. Yeah.

And I can't just sit here down here the whole time. But whenever I go up, it's awkward. And then she had to walk outside and just someone was like, hey, just tell everyone thanks for coming. She walks out. She says, thanks for coming. Turns back and she goes, that was so fucking awkward. And everyone hates me. Like, it was so funny because.

And I can't just sit here down here the whole time. But whenever I go up, it's awkward. And then she had to walk outside and just someone was like, hey, just tell everyone thanks for coming. She walks out. She says, thanks for coming. Turns back and she goes, that was so fucking awkward. And everyone hates me. Like, it was so funny because.

When you're a fan of someone, you don't see that side of it that, like, they're feeling embarrassed.

When you're a fan of someone, you don't see that side of it that, like, they're feeling embarrassed.

It reminded me of you.

It reminded me of you.

it reminded of you in terms of like our first meet and greets page would get blackout because she like couldn't do it i was so nervous and then you because it was like meet and greets can be hard where every person you want them to have the best experience and if you think you had an awkward interaction with someone which happens right you think you you suck and then you start spiraling then you think everyone hates you i'm like oh my god that girl definitely hates me never is never gonna listen to giggly squad again

it reminded of you in terms of like our first meet and greets page would get blackout because she like couldn't do it i was so nervous and then you because it was like meet and greets can be hard where every person you want them to have the best experience and if you think you had an awkward interaction with someone which happens right you think you you suck and then you start spiraling then you think everyone hates you i'm like oh my god that girl definitely hates me never is never gonna listen to giggly squad again

Jonas Brothers?

Jonas Brothers?

Oh, Tyson.

Oh, Tyson.

And we support it. I do think that the mom made an interesting statement or the sister where they were like, we support you being married to Tommy, but it's not going to be easy to marry Tommy. So if you want to marry a famous man, you can, but you're going to have to sacrifice a lot of happiness when that famous man has a drinking problem.

And we support it. I do think that the mom made an interesting statement or the sister where they were like, we support you being married to Tommy, but it's not going to be easy to marry Tommy. So if you want to marry a famous man, you can, but you're going to have to sacrifice a lot of happiness when that famous man has a drinking problem.

It's 10 a.m. Chill. I think we've all been in that position. I remember when I was in that position once where I found a man and I knew like I got some stuff from it for my ego. But I remember feeling like I was signing a deal with the devil and I didn't know what to do. But then my body didn't stop letting me eat. So that's how I knew. My body was physically rejecting him.

It's 10 a.m. Chill. I think we've all been in that position. I remember when I was in that position once where I found a man and I knew like I got some stuff from it for my ego. But I remember feeling like I was signing a deal with the devil and I didn't know what to do. But then my body didn't stop letting me eat. So that's how I knew. My body was physically rejecting him.

She had hit her goal weight.

She had hit her goal weight.

I remember I ordered a sandwich and it was like we were working my nine to five and I couldn't finish the sandwich, which was very out of character for me. And I was really paranoid that people were noticing. And then I remember being like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You hate this man. Get out of this relationship just because other people think he's cool.

I remember I ordered a sandwich and it was like we were working my nine to five and I couldn't finish the sandwich, which was very out of character for me. And I was really paranoid that people were noticing. And then I remember being like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You hate this man. Get out of this relationship just because other people think he's cool.

that's what it's literally being out of alignment and your body will tell you like this is not good for you no when i lose my appetite there's a fucking problem yeah there's one thing being nervous there's no thing your body getting sick from the situation you've put it in so listen to your body girlies we love that for us

that's what it's literally being out of alignment and your body will tell you like this is not good for you no when i lose my appetite there's a fucking problem yeah there's one thing being nervous there's no thing your body getting sick from the situation you've put it in so listen to your body girlies we love that for us

And the drinking thing is crazy because they'll then be like, oh, I know I cheated, but it's because of my drinking problem. And it's the thing, you feel empathy because it's like, that wasn't him. He has a drinking problem, but then you have to decide. And look, this affects a lot of people. Drinking problems, I personally don't know too much about it, but what I know is...

And the drinking thing is crazy because they'll then be like, oh, I know I cheated, but it's because of my drinking problem. And it's the thing, you feel empathy because it's like, that wasn't him. He has a drinking problem, but then you have to decide. And look, this affects a lot of people. Drinking problems, I personally don't know too much about it, but what I know is...

It's not what you will see in the movies always of a guy waking up with the shakes and then needs to have whiskey at 11 a.m. It's a majority of the time. And we joke about it as comics that it's in your 20s. It's cute in your 30s. You go, do I have a problem? And this happens to a lot of people in your 30s, men and women. But if every time you or your partner or your friend drinks alcohol,

It's not what you will see in the movies always of a guy waking up with the shakes and then needs to have whiskey at 11 a.m. It's a majority of the time. And we joke about it as comics that it's in your 20s. It's cute in your 30s. You go, do I have a problem? And this happens to a lot of people in your 30s, men and women. But if every time you or your partner or your friend drinks alcohol,

Some bad shit happens and they can't control it. That's a drinking problem. There's problems when you drink. That's a drinking problem. And look, I'm saying this as a firm coach right now because... You're also saying this as a wife of someone who is sober, right?

Some bad shit happens and they can't control it. That's a drinking problem. There's problems when you drink. That's a drinking problem. And look, I'm saying this as a firm coach right now because... You're also saying this as a wife of someone who is sober, right?

Wait, okay, so I get this video of me doing the worm slow-mo and I was like, I have to post this. It writes itself. It writes itself. But then I was like, do I do a Glorilla? Do I do Frank Sinatra? I went through all of them and then I just funny clicked Jojo Siwa and I was like, wait, why is this fucking perfection?

Wait, okay, so I get this video of me doing the worm slow-mo and I was like, I have to post this. It writes itself. It writes itself. But then I was like, do I do a Glorilla? Do I do Frank Sinatra? I went through all of them and then I just funny clicked Jojo Siwa and I was like, wait, why is this fucking perfection?

So, you know, so like that's like a big. Actually, you know what? I do have a little two cents because my husband's been sober since 19. He's 19 years old and I've learned a little bit about that stuff. But there's a lot of people that the only thing between you and success in your life and by success, I mean a loving family, healthy friendships, a healthy career.

So, you know, so like that's like a big. Actually, you know what? I do have a little two cents because my husband's been sober since 19. He's 19 years old and I've learned a little bit about that stuff. But there's a lot of people that the only thing between you and success in your life and by success, I mean a loving family, healthy friendships, a healthy career.

Sometimes alcohol is the one thing.

Sometimes alcohol is the one thing.

Well, she said she's like, I let him get away with a lot of shit. So we don't even know. We don't even know. We don't even know what she's protected him from. And I mean, as two people.

Well, she said she's like, I let him get away with a lot of shit. So we don't even know. We don't even know. We don't even know what she's protected him from. And I mean, as two people.

we're in we've done reality tv where we see the like people doing things when they're drunk that are so fucked up like i've had stuff fucked up done to me and then the next day it doesn't count because they were drunk but you don't don't forget what they said to you don't forget what they did to you but then you're the fucked up one because you're holding grudges when it's like but they do this every weekend but because i'm i wasn't blackout i have to forgive them

we're in we've done reality tv where we see the like people doing things when they're drunk that are so fucked up like i've had stuff fucked up done to me and then the next day it doesn't count because they were drunk but you don't don't forget what they said to you don't forget what they did to you but then you're the fucked up one because you're holding grudges when it's like but they do this every weekend but because i'm i wasn't blackout i have to forgive them

That's why women were getting lobotomies in the 20s, because men had prohibition getting blackout, doing fucked up stuff to them and then would lobotomize them so they forget what they did. Truly.

That's why women were getting lobotomies in the 20s, because men had prohibition getting blackout, doing fucked up stuff to them and then would lobotomize them so they forget what they did. Truly.

But this is for all those people out there who might be going through something or you feel like you've been wronged in a way or people are out to get to you. First of all, if people are out to get to you, that means you're shining. That means they're trying to dim a light that you have. You might not see the light, but they see it, and that's why they're trying to dim it.

But this is for all those people out there who might be going through something or you feel like you've been wronged in a way or people are out to get to you. First of all, if people are out to get to you, that means you're shining. That means they're trying to dim a light that you have. You might not see the light, but they see it, and that's why they're trying to dim it.

wait sorry i'm laughing because i love how we started this conversation being like whatever molly wants to do is perfect and now we're like if she gets back with that man no listen to me when she starts breaking down in the third episode this isn't okay this is what happens so she goes um spoiler alert sorry she does she's like i want to get back with him we all got that like no

wait sorry i'm laughing because i love how we started this conversation being like whatever molly wants to do is perfect and now we're like if she gets back with that man no listen to me when she starts breaking down in the third episode this isn't okay this is what happens so she goes um spoiler alert sorry she does she's like i want to get back with him we all got that like no

Because you're watching it and you're watching how amazing she is. And then she's sitting there crying, not because of what's going on with their career, but because he's the stupid dipshit.

Because you're watching it and you're watching how amazing she is. And then she's sitting there crying, not because of what's going on with their career, but because he's the stupid dipshit.

Can I be so mean right now?

Can I be so mean right now?

Because when I'm watching her and she's beautiful and she's smart and she's empathetic and she's an amazing mother and she's like, but he's great. It's like, I'm sorry. He's a CTE guy who chose to be on reality TV for attention. Pretty looking guy who's been spoiled his whole fucking life. Nepo brother. Not Ashley Simpson. Not even as talented. And...

Because when I'm watching her and she's beautiful and she's smart and she's empathetic and she's an amazing mother and she's like, but he's great. It's like, I'm sorry. He's a CTE guy who chose to be on reality TV for attention. Pretty looking guy who's been spoiled his whole fucking life. Nepo brother. Not Ashley Simpson. Not even as talented. And...

And it's like, what what makes him so because I don't really believe in my heart of hearts that their chemistry like he's that funny and he's that smart and he's that caring because if he was, he wouldn't have fucking embarrassed you.

And it's like, what what makes him so because I don't really believe in my heart of hearts that their chemistry like he's that funny and he's that smart and he's that caring because if he was, he wouldn't have fucking embarrassed you.

And if you keep working hard, you will rise above it all, motherfuckers.

And if you keep working hard, you will rise above it all, motherfuckers.

Look, I love a good looking man. I've made very bad decisions based off of a jawline. But once you spend enough time with that good looking man, you will see their character and their looks fade so fucking quick. So quick. The ick you get, I almost get more icks when a guy's hot because I'm like, oh, you're not only, you're lying.

Look, I love a good looking man. I've made very bad decisions based off of a jawline. But once you spend enough time with that good looking man, you will see their character and their looks fade so fucking quick. So quick. The ick you get, I almost get more icks when a guy's hot because I'm like, oh, you're not only, you're lying.

You're trying to cover it up with these blue eyes or whatever when you're actually the devil. And I don't want to be conned and be treated like shit.

You're trying to cover it up with these blue eyes or whatever when you're actually the devil. And I don't want to be conned and be treated like shit.

And do I empathize with people who are struggling with addiction 100%? But you know what I also didn't like? And she very... subtly shows a scene in the beginning when they're in the hot tub, when they meet for the first ever time and they're sitting in the hot tub and she goes, do you like to drink? And he says, no. And then looks at her and says, do you like to drink?

And do I empathize with people who are struggling with addiction 100%? But you know what I also didn't like? And she very... subtly shows a scene in the beginning when they're in the hot tub, when they meet for the first ever time and they're sitting in the hot tub and she goes, do you like to drink? And he says, no. And then looks at her and says, do you like to drink?

And she goes, not me neither. You lied to her face the first time you hung out with her. I'm never forgetting that shit. I'm out.

And she goes, not me neither. You lied to her face the first time you hung out with her. I'm never forgetting that shit. I'm out.

That's why they say with the right one, he knows first, but you don't. Yes. Because you're looking at it logically. Yeah, that's, yes. Any guy you fell for immediately was wrong for you.

That's why they say with the right one, he knows first, but you don't. Yes. Because you're looking at it logically. Yeah, that's, yes. Any guy you fell for immediately was wrong for you.

hundred percent i mean you were scrolling his instagram and you're like i'm gonna marry that yeah like fuck yeah no it's because like women truly like i'm like i want you to be the best version of you so i'll make that version up in my head and then you realize they're not it it was that quote we saw from tiktok earlier where men start at zero and we start at a hundred so we he has to disprove everything we believe in him and we have to show them everything

hundred percent i mean you were scrolling his instagram and you're like i'm gonna marry that yeah like fuck yeah no it's because like women truly like i'm like i want you to be the best version of you so i'll make that version up in my head and then you realize they're not it it was that quote we saw from tiktok earlier where men start at zero and we start at a hundred so we he has to disprove everything we believe in him and we have to show them everything

It also reminds me of like men will not tell you who they are. They'll show you. So him being like, I don't drink. But then you're black out all of Love Island or whatever. Yeah. I wasn't tracking his drinking.

It also reminds me of like men will not tell you who they are. They'll show you. So him being like, I don't drink. But then you're black out all of Love Island or whatever. Yeah. I wasn't tracking his drinking.

This is a little controversial. I love an addict. I don't know if I was an addict in a past life. I connect with them. I've always, I've dated multiple addicts in my life.

This is a little controversial. I love an addict. I don't know if I was an addict in a past life. I connect with them. I've always, I've dated multiple addicts in my life.

No.

No.

tiktok is a giggler it literally came back and was just like yeah gotcha but okay why i know people love trends but when everyone was just like revealing secrets and i actually wrote a couple what what was that trend why are people acting like the world was gonna end i'm like guys why are we acting like this is the last time we're gonna see you ever and we're all going off the face of the earth

tiktok is a giggler it literally came back and was just like yeah gotcha but okay why i know people love trends but when everyone was just like revealing secrets and i actually wrote a couple what what was that trend why are people acting like the world was gonna end i'm like guys why are we acting like this is the last time we're gonna see you ever and we're all going off the face of the earth

I will, I will solve all your problems that you've never been able to solve your whole life. But me, a non-professional will figure it out. Stick with me, honey. I'll change it. Also, when you feel love from an addict, there is no stronger love. Once he decides you're his source, girl, that is the attention I want as a Leo. But then you realize, oh, this is not healthy.

I will, I will solve all your problems that you've never been able to solve your whole life. But me, a non-professional will figure it out. Stick with me, honey. I'll change it. Also, when you feel love from an addict, there is no stronger love. Once he decides you're his source, girl, that is the attention I want as a Leo. But then you realize, oh, this is not healthy.

And also, he's always going to choose his addiction over you.

And also, he's always going to choose his addiction over you.

How about someone comes in and gives me some advice? But I also feel like the thing a lot of girls would like to be fixers because there is more maternal, but there's also this like. And if I focus on fixing him, I don't have to address like what I'm missing or what I want or any of those things, which is more complicated.

How about someone comes in and gives me some advice? But I also feel like the thing a lot of girls would like to be fixers because there is more maternal, but there's also this like. And if I focus on fixing him, I don't have to address like what I'm missing or what I want or any of those things, which is more complicated.

I think that's why being single is so healthy, because you get to learn like what you want, what you need. So when he comes in and starts having issues instead of being like, that's a new project. So I have to focus on myself. You go, whoa, whoa, whoa. I have a project here called me. And if you're going to fuck that up, I actually like don't think this is going to work out.

I think that's why being single is so healthy, because you get to learn like what you want, what you need. So when he comes in and starts having issues instead of being like, that's a new project. So I have to focus on myself. You go, whoa, whoa, whoa. I have a project here called me. And if you're going to fuck that up, I actually like don't think this is going to work out.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you.

Also, I hate to say it. Sometimes you think like you're the problem, but sometimes you just have to change like your environment. It's very hard to change yourself when you're doing the same thing every day. But if you it's like why people move or they get out of a relationship or they start a new job that helps you with change.

Also, I hate to say it. Sometimes you think like you're the problem, but sometimes you just have to change like your environment. It's very hard to change yourself when you're doing the same thing every day. But if you it's like why people move or they get out of a relationship or they start a new job that helps you with change.

Also, one thing about being a caretaker, I do have to say like it is we're not saying don't be a caretaker. Just make sure where what you're caring for cares for you back.

Also, one thing about being a caretaker, I do have to say like it is we're not saying don't be a caretaker. Just make sure where what you're caring for cares for you back.

Wait, did I? Speaking of Pilates, because I know you've been on a Pilates kick. We both subconsciously like started doing Pilates this week. And when I say started, I did it once last week.

Wait, did I? Speaking of Pilates, because I know you've been on a Pilates kick. We both subconsciously like started doing Pilates this week. And when I say started, I did it once last week.

and i've done pilates sporadically because you know i'm very busy with hip-hop yoga right but i went with my mom a couple times so i was like i'm not signing up for a beginner class i'm gonna sign up it's called like mix and it's like make sure you've done at least three pilates classes i was like yeah i got my ass kicked you get your ass beat like they started off being like okay take your legs and put it over your head and i was like yeah this is a warm-up

and i've done pilates sporadically because you know i'm very busy with hip-hop yoga right but i went with my mom a couple times so i was like i'm not signing up for a beginner class i'm gonna sign up it's called like mix and it's like make sure you've done at least three pilates classes i was like yeah i got my ass kicked you get your ass beat like they started off being like okay take your legs and put it over your head and i was like yeah this is a warm-up

Am I supposed to know if it's internally rotating? They're like, we're going to use a muscle that you've never activated before. And I'm like, there's 33? If I didn't need it till now, that's like an appendix. I don't need it.

Am I supposed to know if it's internally rotating? They're like, we're going to use a muscle that you've never activated before. And I'm like, there's 33? If I didn't need it till now, that's like an appendix. I don't need it.

I saw the funniest Pilates Instagram of like, after you murder someone and it's you like pulling the dead body and then it goes to your Pilates instructor and they're like, strong back, raise your spine. And the girl like changes her posture as she's pulling the dead body.

I saw the funniest Pilates Instagram of like, after you murder someone and it's you like pulling the dead body and then it goes to your Pilates instructor and they're like, strong back, raise your spine. And the girl like changes her posture as she's pulling the dead body.

OK, not to brag, but my L4 and L5 has a slipped disc.

OK, not to brag, but my L4 and L5 has a slipped disc.

Yes, but I also think I have this obsession with, you know, when you buy a sectional, that long part of the couch, that's where I thrive in my life. Like when in doubt. You love a chaise. You love a chaise. I love a chaise. I'm like a cat. That is my comfort zone. Like there's a sunken spot in this in that part where I live my day.

Yes, but I also think I have this obsession with, you know, when you buy a sectional, that long part of the couch, that's where I thrive in my life. Like when in doubt. You love a chaise. You love a chaise. I love a chaise. I'm like a cat. That is my comfort zone. Like there's a sunken spot in this in that part where I live my day.

i'm lying down but then with my head same and some i was like researching and they're like the worst because sometimes i'll be sitting for a couple days and i'm like wow my lower back's killing me like i just like dead lifted something but your spine is supposed to not be that direction basically so like we're doing it to ourselves that's why i got an adjustable base bed truly because i was like i can't sit like this because your head is down looking at your fucking phone

i'm lying down but then with my head same and some i was like researching and they're like the worst because sometimes i'll be sitting for a couple days and i'm like wow my lower back's killing me like i just like dead lifted something but your spine is supposed to not be that direction basically so like we're doing it to ourselves that's why i got an adjustable base bed truly because i was like i can't sit like this because your head is down looking at your fucking phone

And for all you Gen Zs, my fellow Gen Zs listening, being like, are we listening to a podcast about two girls complaining about lower back? We're helping you get ahead of it.

And for all you Gen Zs, my fellow Gen Zs listening, being like, are we listening to a podcast about two girls complaining about lower back? We're helping you get ahead of it.

We're looking out for all of our spines, your L4, your L5. This is for girlhood in general. Keep your spine healthy, your mind healthy.

We're looking out for all of our spines, your L4, your L5. This is for girlhood in general. Keep your spine healthy, your mind healthy.

I wrote some of my favorite ones. First of all, it came out that like this influencer who's everyone's paying a lot of money for her glute workouts has a BBL. No. No way. That's a lot of them. That's a lot of them. It's giving Legally Blonde when she was like, I was getting liposuction. I was getting liposuction. It's the same thing. And girls are all upset.

I wrote some of my favorite ones. First of all, it came out that like this influencer who's everyone's paying a lot of money for her glute workouts has a BBL. No. No way. That's a lot of them. That's a lot of them. It's giving Legally Blonde when she was like, I was getting liposuction. I was getting liposuction. It's the same thing. And girls are all upset.

We love you so, so, so much. No, I love her. Thank you for putting out that show and being so vulnerable.

We love you so, so, so much. No, I love her. Thank you for putting out that show and being so vulnerable.

No, we love you. We love Molly Mae. Quick update. We added more live shows, y'all. We added more live shows. We're in Nashville, New Orleans, St. Augustine, Hollywood, Florida, Tacoma, Washington, Portland, Oregon, Las Vegas, Nevada, Salt Lake City, Utah. I don't know if any of these sold out. Double check. Go to linktree.com. It's on our Instagram. Also, I'm going to Alabama. Jesus.

No, we love you. We love Molly Mae. Quick update. We added more live shows, y'all. We added more live shows. We're in Nashville, New Orleans, St. Augustine, Hollywood, Florida, Tacoma, Washington, Portland, Oregon, Las Vegas, Nevada, Salt Lake City, Utah. I don't know if any of these sold out. Double check. Go to linktree.com. It's on our Instagram. Also, I'm going to Alabama. Jesus.

I think next month, Birmingham.

I think next month, Birmingham.

We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling. And we'll talk to you later.

We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling. And we'll talk to you later.

Shout out. Bye.

Shout out. Bye.

and then she was a coffee influencer yeah and then some of the girls were like yeah i've been on ozempic i liked those ones yeah i loved those um i felt like it was a time for people to it was it felt like the titanic where we're all about to get off and you're like i don't want to say anything i don't want to get anything off their chest and then the titanic didn't sink they were like oh wait actually we found a life raft and you're like okay

and then she was a coffee influencer yeah and then some of the girls were like yeah i've been on ozempic i liked those ones yeah i loved those um i felt like it was a time for people to it was it felt like the titanic where we're all about to get off and you're like i don't want to say anything i don't want to get anything off their chest and then the titanic didn't sink they were like oh wait actually we found a life raft and you're like okay

I've been trying their white noise and sleep sounds, which helps me fall asleep faster and sleep better because it quiets all the chaotic voices in my head.

I've been trying their white noise and sleep sounds, which helps me fall asleep faster and sleep better because it quiets all the chaotic voices in my head.

Like delete it when it was gone for a night. Well, first of all, everyone freaked out because they did it early, which was fucked up. Like, don't say it's going down on Sunday and then it goes down early. And everyone was probably like enjoying their last couple of moments. But yeah, let's be honest. People low key had the most freeing couple hours of their life.

Like delete it when it was gone for a night. Well, first of all, everyone freaked out because they did it early, which was fucked up. Like, don't say it's going down on Sunday and then it goes down early. And everyone was probably like enjoying their last couple of moments. But yeah, let's be honest. People low key had the most freeing couple hours of their life.

Yeah. It's like when Instagram goes down or even like COVID, we all for a second. We're like, oh, well, I'm not feeling guilty for not like going outside because no one's going outside. That's how I felt. But people were posting funniest TikToks when I came back. Someone was like, I had so much fun learning about who my kids are last night.

Yeah. It's like when Instagram goes down or even like COVID, we all for a second. We're like, oh, well, I'm not feeling guilty for not like going outside because no one's going outside. That's how I felt. But people were posting funniest TikToks when I came back. Someone was like, I had so much fun learning about who my kids are last night.

He's pretty cool. I actually started reading. I learned how to read yesterday.

He's pretty cool. I actually started reading. I learned how to read yesterday.

I was like, should I become a painter? Yeah.

I was like, should I become a painter? Yeah.

I think it was beautiful, but also like so many people are able to monetize it.

I think it was beautiful, but also like so many people are able to monetize it.

I just want us to all keep our eyes open. I am just worried about... who's in power and why and like what algorithm they're trying to push on us. But hopefully it just helps us all get that bag and be entertained. Whatever you do. One more thing about the Gigglers. When I feel like we're performing for the Gigglers, I don't feel like it's like we're the stars and they're like fans. Like,

I just want us to all keep our eyes open. I am just worried about... who's in power and why and like what algorithm they're trying to push on us. But hopefully it just helps us all get that bag and be entertained. Whatever you do. One more thing about the Gigglers. When I feel like we're performing for the Gigglers, I don't feel like it's like we're the stars and they're like fans. Like,

Yeah. But also like in the crowd, like they're like joking back at us.

Yeah. But also like in the crowd, like they're like joking back at us.

Which is like the comments. No.

Which is like the comments. No.

They're fucking they're in it with us. It felt like a big, crazy brunch. And then we did a Q&A at the end. And this girl raises her hand and she's like, can I come on stage?

They're fucking they're in it with us. It felt like a big, crazy brunch. And then we did a Q&A at the end. And this girl raises her hand and she's like, can I come on stage?

Paige was like, do you have a gun? Like there's like has to be some more context to this.

Paige was like, do you have a gun? Like there's like has to be some more context to this.

there's never any security at giggly squad because i don't think the men at the theater know what's about to go down so like we've had security straight up be like if something did go down i can't take on 6 000 girls yeah and we're like what do you want me to tackle a girl we're not gonna let you touch her don't fucking touch her so then she's like can i just go on stage and show you something

there's never any security at giggly squad because i don't think the men at the theater know what's about to go down so like we've had security straight up be like if something did go down i can't take on 6 000 girls yeah and we're like what do you want me to tackle a girl we're not gonna let you touch her don't fucking touch her so then she's like can i just go on stage and show you something

and in that moment i'm like okay she's a giggler like we let her do anything yeah do whatever you want do whatever you want so she goes on stage and we start we're like are you doing the worm like what are you doing and she's like just watch just watch she does like a raquette kick down into a split yeah she was perfect the whole crowd loses their mind and i'm like wait all of you could be on stage right now it was like a talent show for the gigglers

and in that moment i'm like okay she's a giggler like we let her do anything yeah do whatever you want do whatever you want so she goes on stage and we start we're like are you doing the worm like what are you doing and she's like just watch just watch she does like a raquette kick down into a split yeah she was perfect the whole crowd loses their mind and i'm like wait all of you could be on stage right now it was like a talent show for the gigglers

The girls, it's so funny, too, who's dressing for you and who's dressing for me. Yeah. And it's to the point that, like, I feel bad complimenting a girl who's clearly so page-coded because I almost feel like she'll be insulted if I think her outfit's cute.

The girls, it's so funny, too, who's dressing for you and who's dressing for me. Yeah. And it's to the point that, like, I feel bad complimenting a girl who's clearly so page-coded because I almost feel like she'll be insulted if I think her outfit's cute.

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Well, someone said something like, TikTok is the new TV. Movies, like watching a movie on TV is like the new movie theater. And then movie theaters are like the new concerts. And then concerts are like a full cult meeting. Yeah.

Well, someone said something like, TikTok is the new TV. Movies, like watching a movie on TV is like the new movie theater. And then movie theaters are like the new concerts. And then concerts are like a full cult meeting. Yeah.

What a time to be alive. Also, I do have to say, I used to think that straight guys should come to Giggly Squad if they were smart. Because it's just all the hottest, smartest girls, funniest girls, most successful girls in every city come together in a show. But then I realized the girls by the end of the show want to stone a man. It's actually unsafe for them.

What a time to be alive. Also, I do have to say, I used to think that straight guys should come to Giggly Squad if they were smart. Because it's just all the hottest, smartest girls, funniest girls, most successful girls in every city come together in a show. But then I realized the girls by the end of the show want to stone a man. It's actually unsafe for them.

You know, like...

You know, like...

And now you know how it feels to be a woman 24-7 on this earth.

And now you know how it feels to be a woman 24-7 on this earth.

So my dad actually could not come to Radio City because he had COVID. Who knew? that that was a thing in 2025 and like he got it bad like he was out for the count he was down bad so like down down bad so i call him yes no he called me humble brag which we joke about like when your dad calls you

So my dad actually could not come to Radio City because he had COVID. Who knew? that that was a thing in 2025 and like he got it bad like he was out for the count he was down bad so like down down bad so i call him yes no he called me humble brag which we joke about like when your dad calls you

He goes, hey, I'm so proud of you. I saw the photos. You guys looked amazing. I'm really excited for your book to come out. And I was like, what? Like, that's in April. What are you talking about? And he goes, my mom. He goes, your mom sent me like a copy of the final book.

He goes, hey, I'm so proud of you. I saw the photos. You guys looked amazing. I'm really excited for your book to come out. And I was like, what? Like, that's in April. What are you talking about? And he goes, my mom. He goes, your mom sent me like a copy of the final book.

book and i i read it all weekend and i was like wait what and he goes it's the best book i ever read i was like what and he goes no he goes i feel so inspired but i was laughing he goes this book is gonna be amazing and i'm like dad we didn't even get a quote from you on the back of the book i didn't even know you knew we had a book coming out wait

book and i i read it all weekend and i was like wait what and he goes it's the best book i ever read i was like what and he goes no he goes i feel so inspired but i was laughing he goes this book is gonna be amazing and i'm like dad we didn't even get a quote from you on the back of the book i didn't even know you knew we had a book coming out wait

He was so upset. And when I said COVID, he thought I was lying. And then my dad goes, call him. My dad goes, how's Gary? And I was like, Gary's great. And he goes, could I text him? Like, is that weird? I'm like, I don't even know if Gary has a, if Kim lets Gary have a phone.

He was so upset. And when I said COVID, he thought I was lying. And then my dad goes, call him. My dad goes, how's Gary? And I was like, Gary's great. And he goes, could I text him? Like, is that weird? I'm like, I don't even know if Gary has a, if Kim lets Gary have a phone.

Like, my mom has Facebook, Instagram. She knows how to use Google Docs.

Like, my mom has Facebook, Instagram. She knows how to use Google Docs.

Because men wanted to be the 50s still when they still were in power. So they're not updating anything. I love that he doesn't have an email.

Because men wanted to be the 50s still when they still were in power. So they're not updating anything. I love that he doesn't have an email.

yeah my dad remember with the knicks game we took a photo and i was like okay i'll post it on your instagram for you and he goes put it in an insta story and i was like you don't want to put me on your grid and he's like no i like to see who's looking at it and i was like

yeah my dad remember with the knicks game we took a photo and i was like okay i'll post it on your instagram for you and he goes put it in an insta story and i was like you don't want to put me on your grid and he's like no i like to see who's looking at it and i was like

Well, I'm glad one of our parents wants to be on someone's grid. No, my dad straight up was like, do not put our photo on my grid. I don't want that. It's going to ruin my grid.

Hello, my Radio City gigglers. Even if you weren't here this last week, we felt you at Radio City. No, literally. We're basically the Rockettes if they had an attitude problem. If they were very grumpy and didn't like to actually go to the gym.

That threw me.

I organize. Yeah. It's not done. I feel like they're like in the middle of something, but it's like, uh, we put it as a square. So when you make it longer, also now, I don't know what's it look again. We never like change.

Yeah. And like, I, I support it. It's just, do you remember when we got so upset about Insta stories? Like we lost our mind. We were like, this is Snapchat. This is just Snapchat. Like we were so mad.

Thank God. Um, we both went differently. I did Frank Sinatra old school and you went like Cameron and

So Paige is back in her music era. Sure am. And one thing we don't tell the gigglers, which is I forgot because I don't think you listened to music for like four years, which was disturbing, which we should have checked on that.

One thing about me and you is we love hardcore, pussy popping, misogynistic, offensive, fucked up rap. Like we were getting our makeup done and I was like, let's put music on. At one point, I think your mom was like, oh. Oh, no.

In the most female-empowering green room. Like, so powerful. And I'm like, put on some rap about fucking bitches and strippers.

And getting money. We do have the same taste in music.

I love bad bitches. That's my fucking problem. And yeah, I like to fuck. I got a fucking problem. That's some empowering shit that we have taken.

we are we are out of shape rockettes yeah the rockettes never left their bed and just send each other memes all day um dude shout out to the rockettes shout out i love them you want to know what i've never seen the rockettes ever and i feel like that's so not page coded that's so not page coded i saw the rockettes and it's funny when you're younger you literally are like they just seem like barbie dolls also you're dying you're like sick i actually think i have bronchitis

So my new walkout song, because I've been doing fucking problems forever, for my new stand-up, I'm coming up with ASAP Ferg. I don't know what's going on with the ASAPs, a lot of ASAPs.

I don't know the history of the ASAP, and it's with the money signal, but I'm doing a new level. So I come out going, I'm on a new level. I'm on a new level. Put these in the dirt.

I feel like you're the kind of dancer that, like, every now and then you can.

Like, if someone watched you for an extended period of time, they'd be like, this is horrible. But, like, in a 10-second Insta story, they'd be like, oh, she's a good dancer. She's just holding back right now.

yeah like is she a good dancer pretending to be a bad dancer right is she a good dancer but she's just drunk right now yeah that's the energy we want to give

I was with Caroline Banowitz this other weekend starting my new material shows. And she's one of my Gen Z best friends. She considers me Gen Z. I've never asked her, but I assume. There was one of those moments where I realized I was older than her.

stop oh my god those are so humbling what was yours it was it was humbling oh my god i'm gonna gag yeah like it's just weird because we're both gen z so okay we at an ashley simpson song comes on because i was doing my angry woman playlist and i was like i fucking love this song and she's like it's so good and i go oh i miss her old nose and she goes what

Can you spell bronchitis? There's an H. Then no. Once there's an H thrown, you're like, you got me.

pardon and i was like ashley simpson's old nose before she got a nose job and she goes ashley simpson got a nose job my ashley simpson is brunette on snl lip syncing that's my ashley simpson that is the only ashley simpson i've ever known and ever will know and i don't accept this new this new ashley simpson is ai okay and she's like she had no job and i go it's only showing her the photos and she's like oh my god she's so cute and i'm like how

Were you three?

Where it's like, nowadays, I don't...

It's not like she was copying her sister. She was a completely different vibe of like punk.

i do think that um i'm kind of loving this breakup season because normally this should be cuffing season but i feel like for the girls they're like it's winter and i actually just want to like watch murder documentaries and fart on my own and i don't need someone to cuddle with cuddling overrated get out like summer is fun you're hooking up you're tan you're making out with guys winter don't fucking touch me

Okay.

Yeah. I don't know why we're four. I mean, the whole sleeping in the same bed thing.

I'll start.

I told you during my naughty years, my early 20s, when I was dating the guy Craig from Craigslist and we were hiding our... Which I feel like just doesn't get talked about enough. It doesn't get talked about enough, but we... And we didn't want the other roommates to know we were hooking up. We would be the last to be watching TV together on, like, separate couches.

Just happened to both be watching a show.

And then we'd go into his room, and then at, like, 4 or 5 a.m., I'd go back to my room. And then in the morning, I'd pretend I was, like, so grossed out and annoyed by him in front of the other roommates. Like, he's making oatmeal again? Ew.

Will they, won't they?

I'm trying to think what I do with Des is I fall asleep on the couch and he's like, I'm going to bed. Can you please come in soon? And then I lied to him and I'm like, I'm literally right behind you. And then obviously I get a second wind and suddenly I need to scroll every single app and then I need to like start a Molly Mae documentary and then I come in at 2 a.m. and wake him up. Yeah.

Accidentally.

Let's get to it. I... I watched all three episodes last night for you.

And that was a season, the first season me and you ever watched together during the COVID season of Summer House when we were trying to stay in bed because when we left, we'd have to fight with people. So we were just trying to watch Love Island. Trying to stay in our damn lane.

That'll keep us occupied. But you know what is, Molly Mae is very page coded. We're like, I didn't feel that connection to her.

okay like you immediately were like the outfits everything where i was like everything i was like i like her but i yeah i wasn't i think also yeah we me and page are different with like people that we become obsessed with we've never been obsessed with the same people no oh my god no we haven't

We have complete opposite type of men and complete opposite type of women. No, we really do. When we meet people like we've never both been hyped up for someone.

And we're like, you don't have to pretend. We've accepted. Like, I feel like if we met Molly Mae, like she'd be excited to see you. Yeah, I get that. No, I love her. But my thing with Molly Mae is she really reminded me of you in that this whole thing is one about her having a public relationship and then her dealing with backlash, whatever, and then her starting her own fashion brand.

But what I loved about this documentary, which made me fuck with Molly Mae, is that a lot of these documentaries are like, look at me, why I'm so amazing. This bitch cried the whole time.

cried the whole time cried the whole time and like not like there are so many things that I'm like they could have cut that out like I and it wasn't even like I don't know just really fucking raw I think another reason why I loved the documentary so much was like

just so many different things where I was like damn I went through that same thing or like I know how that feels whatever like she was really showing behind the scenes for example she's launching her first um fashion line fashion line but she's doing her first event where people were gonna see it and she's like I haven't ever done like a live event meet and greet with people and it shows her

freaking the fuck out about every detail of it and like we've all been there where it's your name on it and like you feel like other people aren't caring about it like you care about it and you know you're the only one that gets backlash if it doesn't come out right and you're like you start just feeling like I'm fucked

But yeah, I also think like you'd been holding it in a bit. Yeah. And you know when you start crying over something, but then it keeps going and you're like, okay, you just tripped.

and her leaning into that her also saying how she takes like hundreds of thousands of pics and sometimes we'll just give up on the pic like there was so many coded remember when i was really obsessed with my grid and it was like literally putting me into like it was actually like ruining her life no i didn't even know she even mentioned she was like girls like me because my fashion and my grid and i was like oh i guess i thought that was a thing you made up

But, like, can you explain what makes a grid aesthetic? Or it's, like, you can't put your finger on it.

Imagine a guy's like, I was into Paige, but then I saw her grid and she had like a yellow randomly on like the third row. And I was like, I don't fuck with her. Okay. Well, that man is gay. Yeah. One of my favorite scenes was this meet and greet where, first of all, it was not organized.

Like, I don't know what they thought it would be, but they thought people would come in and casually, like, say hi to her. But clearly, like, every single person that went in wanted a photo with her. And she's being so nice, but you could see she's, like, doing hundreds of photos. And then it cuts to her hiding in the basement crying, saying no one's having fun. Yeah.

And I can't just sit here down here the whole time. But whenever I go up, it's awkward. And then she had to walk outside and just someone was like, hey, just tell everyone thanks for coming. She walks out. She says, thanks for coming. Turns back and she goes, that was so fucking awkward. And everyone hates me. Like, it was so funny because.

When you're a fan of someone, you don't see that side of it that, like, they're feeling embarrassed.

It reminded me of you.

it reminded of you in terms of like our first meet and greets page would get blackout because she like couldn't do it i was so nervous and then you because it was like meet and greets can be hard where every person you want them to have the best experience and if you think you had an awkward interaction with someone which happens right you think you you suck and then you start spiraling then you think everyone hates you i'm like oh my god that girl definitely hates me never is never gonna listen to giggly squad again

Jonas Brothers?

Oh, Tyson.

And we support it. I do think that the mom made an interesting statement or the sister where they were like, we support you being married to Tommy, but it's not going to be easy to marry Tommy. So if you want to marry a famous man, you can, but you're going to have to sacrifice a lot of happiness when that famous man has a drinking problem.

It's 10 a.m. Chill. I think we've all been in that position. I remember when I was in that position once where I found a man and I knew like I got some stuff from it for my ego. But I remember feeling like I was signing a deal with the devil and I didn't know what to do. But then my body didn't stop letting me eat. So that's how I knew. My body was physically rejecting him.

She had hit her goal weight.

I remember I ordered a sandwich and it was like we were working my nine to five and I couldn't finish the sandwich, which was very out of character for me. And I was really paranoid that people were noticing. And then I remember being like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You hate this man. Get out of this relationship just because other people think he's cool.

that's what it's literally being out of alignment and your body will tell you like this is not good for you no when i lose my appetite there's a fucking problem yeah there's one thing being nervous there's no thing your body getting sick from the situation you've put it in so listen to your body girlies we love that for us

And the drinking thing is crazy because they'll then be like, oh, I know I cheated, but it's because of my drinking problem. And it's the thing, you feel empathy because it's like, that wasn't him. He has a drinking problem, but then you have to decide. And look, this affects a lot of people. Drinking problems, I personally don't know too much about it, but what I know is...

It's not what you will see in the movies always of a guy waking up with the shakes and then needs to have whiskey at 11 a.m. It's a majority of the time. And we joke about it as comics that it's in your 20s. It's cute in your 30s. You go, do I have a problem? And this happens to a lot of people in your 30s, men and women. But if every time you or your partner or your friend drinks alcohol,

Some bad shit happens and they can't control it. That's a drinking problem. There's problems when you drink. That's a drinking problem. And look, I'm saying this as a firm coach right now because... You're also saying this as a wife of someone who is sober, right?

Wait, okay, so I get this video of me doing the worm slow-mo and I was like, I have to post this. It writes itself. It writes itself. But then I was like, do I do a Glorilla? Do I do Frank Sinatra? I went through all of them and then I just funny clicked Jojo Siwa and I was like, wait, why is this fucking perfection?

So, you know, so like that's like a big. Actually, you know what? I do have a little two cents because my husband's been sober since 19. He's 19 years old and I've learned a little bit about that stuff. But there's a lot of people that the only thing between you and success in your life and by success, I mean a loving family, healthy friendships, a healthy career.

Sometimes alcohol is the one thing.

Well, she said she's like, I let him get away with a lot of shit. So we don't even know. We don't even know. We don't even know what she's protected him from. And I mean, as two people.

we're in we've done reality tv where we see the like people doing things when they're drunk that are so fucked up like i've had stuff fucked up done to me and then the next day it doesn't count because they were drunk but you don't don't forget what they said to you don't forget what they did to you but then you're the fucked up one because you're holding grudges when it's like but they do this every weekend but because i'm i wasn't blackout i have to forgive them

That's why women were getting lobotomies in the 20s, because men had prohibition getting blackout, doing fucked up stuff to them and then would lobotomize them so they forget what they did. Truly.

But this is for all those people out there who might be going through something or you feel like you've been wronged in a way or people are out to get to you. First of all, if people are out to get to you, that means you're shining. That means they're trying to dim a light that you have. You might not see the light, but they see it, and that's why they're trying to dim it.

wait sorry i'm laughing because i love how we started this conversation being like whatever molly wants to do is perfect and now we're like if she gets back with that man no listen to me when she starts breaking down in the third episode this isn't okay this is what happens so she goes um spoiler alert sorry she does she's like i want to get back with him we all got that like no

Because you're watching it and you're watching how amazing she is. And then she's sitting there crying, not because of what's going on with their career, but because he's the stupid dipshit.

Can I be so mean right now?

Because when I'm watching her and she's beautiful and she's smart and she's empathetic and she's an amazing mother and she's like, but he's great. It's like, I'm sorry. He's a CTE guy who chose to be on reality TV for attention. Pretty looking guy who's been spoiled his whole fucking life. Nepo brother. Not Ashley Simpson. Not even as talented. And...

And it's like, what what makes him so because I don't really believe in my heart of hearts that their chemistry like he's that funny and he's that smart and he's that caring because if he was, he wouldn't have fucking embarrassed you.

And if you keep working hard, you will rise above it all, motherfuckers.

Look, I love a good looking man. I've made very bad decisions based off of a jawline. But once you spend enough time with that good looking man, you will see their character and their looks fade so fucking quick. So quick. The ick you get, I almost get more icks when a guy's hot because I'm like, oh, you're not only, you're lying.

You're trying to cover it up with these blue eyes or whatever when you're actually the devil. And I don't want to be conned and be treated like shit.

And do I empathize with people who are struggling with addiction 100%? But you know what I also didn't like? And she very... subtly shows a scene in the beginning when they're in the hot tub, when they meet for the first ever time and they're sitting in the hot tub and she goes, do you like to drink? And he says, no. And then looks at her and says, do you like to drink?

And she goes, not me neither. You lied to her face the first time you hung out with her. I'm never forgetting that shit. I'm out.

That's why they say with the right one, he knows first, but you don't. Yes. Because you're looking at it logically. Yeah, that's, yes. Any guy you fell for immediately was wrong for you.

hundred percent i mean you were scrolling his instagram and you're like i'm gonna marry that yeah like fuck yeah no it's because like women truly like i'm like i want you to be the best version of you so i'll make that version up in my head and then you realize they're not it it was that quote we saw from tiktok earlier where men start at zero and we start at a hundred so we he has to disprove everything we believe in him and we have to show them everything

It also reminds me of like men will not tell you who they are. They'll show you. So him being like, I don't drink. But then you're black out all of Love Island or whatever. Yeah. I wasn't tracking his drinking.

This is a little controversial. I love an addict. I don't know if I was an addict in a past life. I connect with them. I've always, I've dated multiple addicts in my life.

No.

tiktok is a giggler it literally came back and was just like yeah gotcha but okay why i know people love trends but when everyone was just like revealing secrets and i actually wrote a couple what what was that trend why are people acting like the world was gonna end i'm like guys why are we acting like this is the last time we're gonna see you ever and we're all going off the face of the earth

I will, I will solve all your problems that you've never been able to solve your whole life. But me, a non-professional will figure it out. Stick with me, honey. I'll change it. Also, when you feel love from an addict, there is no stronger love. Once he decides you're his source, girl, that is the attention I want as a Leo. But then you realize, oh, this is not healthy.

And also, he's always going to choose his addiction over you.

How about someone comes in and gives me some advice? But I also feel like the thing a lot of girls would like to be fixers because there is more maternal, but there's also this like. And if I focus on fixing him, I don't have to address like what I'm missing or what I want or any of those things, which is more complicated.

I think that's why being single is so healthy, because you get to learn like what you want, what you need. So when he comes in and starts having issues instead of being like, that's a new project. So I have to focus on myself. You go, whoa, whoa, whoa. I have a project here called me. And if you're going to fuck that up, I actually like don't think this is going to work out.

I'm so proud of you.

Also, I hate to say it. Sometimes you think like you're the problem, but sometimes you just have to change like your environment. It's very hard to change yourself when you're doing the same thing every day. But if you it's like why people move or they get out of a relationship or they start a new job that helps you with change.

Also, one thing about being a caretaker, I do have to say like it is we're not saying don't be a caretaker. Just make sure where what you're caring for cares for you back.

Wait, did I? Speaking of Pilates, because I know you've been on a Pilates kick. We both subconsciously like started doing Pilates this week. And when I say started, I did it once last week.

and i've done pilates sporadically because you know i'm very busy with hip-hop yoga right but i went with my mom a couple times so i was like i'm not signing up for a beginner class i'm gonna sign up it's called like mix and it's like make sure you've done at least three pilates classes i was like yeah i got my ass kicked you get your ass beat like they started off being like okay take your legs and put it over your head and i was like yeah this is a warm-up

Am I supposed to know if it's internally rotating? They're like, we're going to use a muscle that you've never activated before. And I'm like, there's 33? If I didn't need it till now, that's like an appendix. I don't need it.

I saw the funniest Pilates Instagram of like, after you murder someone and it's you like pulling the dead body and then it goes to your Pilates instructor and they're like, strong back, raise your spine. And the girl like changes her posture as she's pulling the dead body.

OK, not to brag, but my L4 and L5 has a slipped disc.

Yes, but I also think I have this obsession with, you know, when you buy a sectional, that long part of the couch, that's where I thrive in my life. Like when in doubt. You love a chaise. You love a chaise. I love a chaise. I'm like a cat. That is my comfort zone. Like there's a sunken spot in this in that part where I live my day.

i'm lying down but then with my head same and some i was like researching and they're like the worst because sometimes i'll be sitting for a couple days and i'm like wow my lower back's killing me like i just like dead lifted something but your spine is supposed to not be that direction basically so like we're doing it to ourselves that's why i got an adjustable base bed truly because i was like i can't sit like this because your head is down looking at your fucking phone

And for all you Gen Zs, my fellow Gen Zs listening, being like, are we listening to a podcast about two girls complaining about lower back? We're helping you get ahead of it.

We're looking out for all of our spines, your L4, your L5. This is for girlhood in general. Keep your spine healthy, your mind healthy.

I wrote some of my favorite ones. First of all, it came out that like this influencer who's everyone's paying a lot of money for her glute workouts has a BBL. No. No way. That's a lot of them. That's a lot of them. It's giving Legally Blonde when she was like, I was getting liposuction. I was getting liposuction. It's the same thing. And girls are all upset.

We love you so, so, so much. No, I love her. Thank you for putting out that show and being so vulnerable.

No, we love you. We love Molly Mae. Quick update. We added more live shows, y'all. We added more live shows. We're in Nashville, New Orleans, St. Augustine, Hollywood, Florida, Tacoma, Washington, Portland, Oregon, Las Vegas, Nevada, Salt Lake City, Utah. I don't know if any of these sold out. Double check. Go to linktree.com. It's on our Instagram. Also, I'm going to Alabama. Jesus.

I think next month, Birmingham.

We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling. And we'll talk to you later.

Shout out. Bye.

and then she was a coffee influencer yeah and then some of the girls were like yeah i've been on ozempic i liked those ones yeah i loved those um i felt like it was a time for people to it was it felt like the titanic where we're all about to get off and you're like i don't want to say anything i don't want to get anything off their chest and then the titanic didn't sink they were like oh wait actually we found a life raft and you're like okay

I've been trying their white noise and sleep sounds, which helps me fall asleep faster and sleep better because it quiets all the chaotic voices in my head.

Like delete it when it was gone for a night. Well, first of all, everyone freaked out because they did it early, which was fucked up. Like, don't say it's going down on Sunday and then it goes down early. And everyone was probably like enjoying their last couple of moments. But yeah, let's be honest. People low key had the most freeing couple hours of their life.

Yeah. It's like when Instagram goes down or even like COVID, we all for a second. We're like, oh, well, I'm not feeling guilty for not like going outside because no one's going outside. That's how I felt. But people were posting funniest TikToks when I came back. Someone was like, I had so much fun learning about who my kids are last night.

He's pretty cool. I actually started reading. I learned how to read yesterday.

I was like, should I become a painter? Yeah.

I think it was beautiful, but also like so many people are able to monetize it.

I just want us to all keep our eyes open. I am just worried about... who's in power and why and like what algorithm they're trying to push on us. But hopefully it just helps us all get that bag and be entertained. Whatever you do. One more thing about the Gigglers. When I feel like we're performing for the Gigglers, I don't feel like it's like we're the stars and they're like fans. Like,

Yeah. But also like in the crowd, like they're like joking back at us.

Which is like the comments. No.

They're fucking they're in it with us. It felt like a big, crazy brunch. And then we did a Q&A at the end. And this girl raises her hand and she's like, can I come on stage?

Paige was like, do you have a gun? Like there's like has to be some more context to this.

there's never any security at giggly squad because i don't think the men at the theater know what's about to go down so like we've had security straight up be like if something did go down i can't take on 6 000 girls yeah and we're like what do you want me to tackle a girl we're not gonna let you touch her don't fucking touch her so then she's like can i just go on stage and show you something

and in that moment i'm like okay she's a giggler like we let her do anything yeah do whatever you want do whatever you want so she goes on stage and we start we're like are you doing the worm like what are you doing and she's like just watch just watch she does like a raquette kick down into a split yeah she was perfect the whole crowd loses their mind and i'm like wait all of you could be on stage right now it was like a talent show for the gigglers

The girls, it's so funny, too, who's dressing for you and who's dressing for me. Yeah. And it's to the point that, like, I feel bad complimenting a girl who's clearly so page-coded because I almost feel like she'll be insulted if I think her outfit's cute.

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Well, someone said something like, TikTok is the new TV. Movies, like watching a movie on TV is like the new movie theater. And then movie theaters are like the new concerts. And then concerts are like a full cult meeting. Yeah.

What a time to be alive. Also, I do have to say, I used to think that straight guys should come to Giggly Squad if they were smart. Because it's just all the hottest, smartest girls, funniest girls, most successful girls in every city come together in a show. But then I realized the girls by the end of the show want to stone a man. It's actually unsafe for them.

You know, like...

And now you know how it feels to be a woman 24-7 on this earth.

So my dad actually could not come to Radio City because he had COVID. Who knew? that that was a thing in 2025 and like he got it bad like he was out for the count he was down bad so like down down bad so i call him yes no he called me humble brag which we joke about like when your dad calls you

He goes, hey, I'm so proud of you. I saw the photos. You guys looked amazing. I'm really excited for your book to come out. And I was like, what? Like, that's in April. What are you talking about? And he goes, my mom. He goes, your mom sent me like a copy of the final book.

book and i i read it all weekend and i was like wait what and he goes it's the best book i ever read i was like what and he goes no he goes i feel so inspired but i was laughing he goes this book is gonna be amazing and i'm like dad we didn't even get a quote from you on the back of the book i didn't even know you knew we had a book coming out wait

He was so upset. And when I said COVID, he thought I was lying. And then my dad goes, call him. My dad goes, how's Gary? And I was like, Gary's great. And he goes, could I text him? Like, is that weird? I'm like, I don't even know if Gary has a, if Kim lets Gary have a phone.

Like, my mom has Facebook, Instagram. She knows how to use Google Docs.

Because men wanted to be the 50s still when they still were in power. So they're not updating anything. I love that he doesn't have an email.

yeah my dad remember with the knicks game we took a photo and i was like okay i'll post it on your instagram for you and he goes put it in an insta story and i was like you don't want to put me on your grid and he's like no i like to see who's looking at it and i was like