Nicole Hill

You don't want to be Scarlett O'Hara's maid.

Yeah, exactly.

That's exactly it.

So I was sort of like, oh, man, I see them in the background being like porters and maids and things.

And I would sort of picture like them getting on a train there in New York City.

They get on the train, they go home.

And then I was like, and then what?

I always remember the first thing I noticed is a woman in a bathing suit and they're saying like pretty hot A or something like that.

And then on the side, they're talking about, you know, this baseball player that they'd run out of town because he'd been talking wild and they're talking about voting.

And then I keep flipping through and they're talking about dating and they're talking about people are giving one another advice.

The paper had an advice column.

It was called the Court of Afro Relations.

And they have like a picture of a judge.

And so you write in and the judge tells you, like gives you advice for how you should handle it.

And so there is a woman and she is married and her sister is in town and her sister is seeing a married man.

I might be conflating two stories, but there was some type of confrontation at church between the mistress and the wife.

And it involved an umbrella.

Oh, my goodness.

An umbrella at church.

At church.