Oldie

I was on a train.

I was actually going more towards the scene of the crime.

77. 17.

77.

Let me hear it.

Hank, Hank, Hank, look to the left of you.

Electric, like fire. It was unbelievable from the second I... showed up. Well, the airplane was another story, but I mean, once I arrived, it was on. Donkey Kong. We were ready to rumble in the jungle. Heaters, good on Thursday. Heater on Friday, good. Saturday, good. And Sunday, you know my number's four and it was my fourth day here and phenomenal. Finished hard. Finished hard and hot.

So you just kept on winning? Basically, it's almost like, what's his name there? Piss and Excellence, right? Wake up in the morning, Piss Excellence. Yeah. What'd you think about brackets?

that is sick yeah so so oldie had never seen a live bracket reveal like i've seen a bracket in canada like and once it comes out but like 48 and 72 hours after the fact right by the time it gets up north yeah but i mean to see it live to see teams fired up sitting waiting is their squad going to be the squad and all of a sudden boom it's their squad and everyone's fired up yeah give us a

Uh, Cinderella's, well, St. John's not a Cinderella. Nope. Used to be. Mm-hmm. Um, I gotta go with my boys. I gotta, we gotta go back to Akron. Zips. Zips.

Unbelievable. Um, who else we banging with on the west side region? I'm trying to remember. There's so many teams. It's trying to hard to track.

I think it's like 300 and...

i don't know 56 and just d1 and then we got the other unranked schools that still make it which is still incredible yeah um florida florida's one come on oldie uh orange one yeah uh badgers is not a cinderella story no they should be even higher for some reason i don't understand but they appreciate that that's all politics stuff that's behind the scenes we figured out after yeah uh who else is out there is shanty uh who was the one team there uh

Or Norfolk. Norfolk State. Norfolk. Yeah. Okay. I like them. I watched them play a couple games. Everybody should get a home game. I think they're playing in Raleigh, right?

I'm doing a bad job of finding this bracket.

There we go. He's giving me empty brackets. He's giving me straight empty brackets. And I'm just like, okay, final four from 20. I got you right now. Right here. We're back in. We're back in.

At some points, just like as I'm right now, I get speechless at some points. It's crazy. It's incredibly amazing. Guy knows every coach in America. The guy literally knows every coach. And if he doesn't know the coach, he's running crazy. Straight Goods practice facility. If your guys can't get into a barn because it's so big, call Rico. One shot, one dial. You got him. Boom. He's on it.

He won't even miss the call. No. I mean, I think I've seen... Rico beat Wisconsin last year.

Yeah, he did. You might want to also keep an eye on the electricity he's been punishing through. That phone is constantly charged.

It is. That's a huge phone. I'm surprised they're not as secure. What are those things? A beamer around it, like whomping kind of. I don't know what you're talking about, but I like that. But it's just so powerful. It has a raise off everything. You can't even come close to it. If you try to touch it, you get zapped.

I appreciate it. I appreciate it. It's live. Everyone's a beauty in there. Everyone's bumping and grinding. They got tickets going, winning tickets, losing tickets. It doesn't matter. And if you're not even for that team, just be the team. Be the team if you're not for that team. Right. Be there.

I rode with Big T the whole choo-choo train the whole way there. In about the last seven minutes, I had a Florida ticket. It connected, though. It connected. Great run by the Vols. Great run. Good work. Good team atmosphere. But Gators chomped in through.

Luke. Oh, yeah. And they knocked on the door, and I was excited. I didn't see anyone. He goes, what are you doing here? I said, back to the grind with the boys. What do you mean, am I doing here? Like, it's got time. It's go time, dude. Yeah.

And he goes, well, it's a good thing you met me and seen me here because I was just on my way to the office, and you would have been done because you don't have a card, right? And I'm like, how would I have a card? I don't have a card yet. Yeah. So, and I was like, okay, no problem. No problem. And I go, sorry for being late. And he goes, it's like nine 14 or nine something on a Saturday.

This is Saturday. Oh, this is the Saturday. Yeah. No one was here till noon, but you're here at nine 14. And he's like, the show doesn't start to like 12 or one, the stream. And I'm like, I don't care about the stream of the show right now. I'm here for the work. Let's go. Yeah. So I went and started filling up the waters, you know, clean it up. And that was it. Bada boom, bada bing.

We're back at it. Love it. And then everyone showed up. Thanks for coming too. Yeah.

And the guy was cool with it. I ran the controls. I ran the controls. He tried to just come over and show me, this is how you do it. But he's taking it easy. You got seniority, pal. How many years you got in, dude? I want to tell him, but he was a good guy. He's out there bumping and grinding with the boys. You got to love that. Yeah, you got to love that.

You can't hate on the guy bumping and grinding, working full force, and he's been out probably popping from 5 in the morning, running straight shift.

Yeah, big time, big time. The car was fired up. How'd she run? Oh, she runs great. She got home safe and sound. No putter, nothing crazy like that.

Oh, it's going to be smooth once that sunshine comes coming out. Look out. Highway 190. Here we come.

PTSD from that?

Keep it real out there. Nice car. Let's get it.

1. I got to go. I already went my four banger. I hit the Nasher 6-1. I got to go back to the roots. Stand up on the hang side 6-9.

52.

Love you guys. You were close. 52.

Really?

It's absolutely disgusting, and I truly apologize, but I mean, I tried. I tried to spray. I tried to think, but it just... You tried to shower? Yeah, I did. I showered. After the thing we filmed? Have you used Dove men's body care? I sprayed that on before. Yeah, he did. I watched him spray it on. Is there any truth that people are calling you moldy? Oh, I hope not. I know. It's just me.

It's just me. I'd rather take the M out and throw the G back in for Goldie. I'll take Goldie Oldie all day. Yeah, but it's bad, dude.

Yeah, there you go. Absolutely. One big whiff. Skin to skin. I legitimately almost threw up. Give me 10 seconds. I'll just give him a normal sniff without a blow or plus the blow. What?

Like a fan. Yeah, like one of those things at the house that scented comes out. This is so bad. This is so, so, so bad.

Can I just do a breath? Try my breath and then we'll do the armpit.

Yeah, I think it was just a huge decompression or, like, detox or whatever came out. I don't know.

yeah it was a great practice though great practice that great practice i felt bad i felt bad being like yeah this was probably not not the one to bring you to it was a lot of water a lot of sweat out um i'm i wanted to say like you know i think it's maybe from the yoga but all the boys the boys that boys that know back home the bo is pretty strong oh it's a known thing yeah it's been around it's been around

Can we get a spray? Do we have the Dove? I did that twice, three times before even today. Is that a family thing? I don't know. I don't think. No, Papadukas don't smell like this shit. No. I mean, I don't know what I'm consuming or whatever. I mean, I even try to take my girl's deodorant and say, Dad, no, don't touch it. Don't touch it. I mean, nothing works for me. Oh, man.

I think I got to go to, like, a science building to say, like, what can we make to make this go away? Yeah.

We should do that as an ad. But they do eight-hour guarantee, 12 hours, and then they throw the 24 banger on there. The only thing in life you can't change is a clock, 24 hours. So you got to use a tiny clock.

I think I did. Was it the whale? I didn't see the anaconda. I seen the whale push off. It was the whale that had like heavy equipment on top of it. Driving on its back. What was anaconda? But did you think that was real? At first, I was like, oh, they can scalp it pretty good. And then I was like, no, come on, that's a tractor. You don't see a tractor just floating on the ocean like that.

Like on a whale. Good reasoning. I'm thinking, okay, I grew up on a 100-acre farm. I've never seen this shit before. But then you think 2025, and then I said, no, it's one of those new IA things.

That would, but you ought to be careful. Are you dealing with a battery or gas?

Okay, so we'll hold off on that.

It ain't fuel. It ain't fuel. I don't care what you're going to save this and save that, but it ain't fuel. You get fuel, you better hold on two hands to that pistol. She's going to be flipping and flopping. You want to cook with some 35 hundo, 4,000 sheets. Well, what can 35 hundo, 4,000 sheets do that 2,000 can't?

absolutely piss pump the shit out of that thing double times two times i need one piss pump the shit i god damn it i should have pissed gotta go double time you'll clean you know all those stains you get on the concrete and stuff yeah busy busy busy gone gotta go those are right there you're like you're like double up and with the with the battery guy i don't electric

And that one, I think I could cut my toe off with that one. So another thing too, for everyone, it doesn't matter who you are, where you're to, where you're from. Pressure washers are very dangerous. You always got to keep a distance away, even if it's electric or gas. If it's close enough, you can literally cut through someone's skin. So that zero is cutting through someone's skin. Yeah. Right?

So even the zeros spread out. But yeah, you just got to keep away.

It's so good. I have a walkway in front of the homestead there. And it always gets stained and stuff. So it gets all like black and dark and from all the leaves falling. I pressure wash it off that thing. Immaculate. Mine's electric too. Electric too, but it still works. Well, you can't be talking all that shit about my electric horn if you're pumping out electricity, too. I know.

It still does the job. It still works. But at the end of the day, we're soft-ass bitch old men. Yeah, that's true. We need the real gas. You want to hear the ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. You've used the gas one, right, oldie? Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Beautiful. Yeah. You put your arms up? Yeah, it's great. It's a great relief. It's a great relief. But you know what? It's still good. How good does it clean things?

Zero angle. You need the zero. Zero angle. You don't want the 12 or 15, the 15 or 30%. That's like a spray. I think I could cut through a banana easy with a skid on.

No, he's talking about in the bottom. There's a filtration, a little filter thing. Yeah, definitely. You can pull the filter out and shake it. You don't have to do it all the time. Like once a month. I thought you just run it.

Yeah.

How was it?

Yeah. All the food. It's a filter. So all the food doesn't run down the tube down the outside. So it collects it before it runs through.

Yeah. Yeah. Not good. Not good.

Oh, yeah. That too. That's a great point.

yeah lego that ice cream machine sounds really really good yeah so i don't know if it's my room to step on any toes or get excited about this but like what if we got sauces on the side we're gonna do toppings on fridays oh just toppings fridays only i think sprinkles every day toppings friday yeah because then then everyone what's that hey that's too much high expectation if they want it every day that's too much you only get on fridays right you don't want to show up on friday guess what you ain't getting toppings you get no toppings what if we got the uh no i i

No, but that's what we need. That's a great life. That's what the quota is. The quota has to be at a certain point. And I think you're eligible and totally capable of finishing this off in seven days. Let me ask you this, Hank.

Yeah, I got a Firefest. There's always something bumping. There's always something grinding. I appreciate you guys, everyone here, everywhere across the stool. I'm just trying to tell my story. Yeah, tell your story. Do your whale. And he's grabbing me and mauling me over here. Like, it's not nice. Speaking of, that was kind of what almost happened to me.

So I appreciate you guys, the boys from Chicklets threw me down there. Game six. Yeah. In their barn. I came in live. Let's go. I met up with Memes, Dale, Beauty. He was my camera guy. Went down there solo dolo. Great moves. You had awesome moves behind the glass. I thought they were phenomenal. So I'm dancing on the glass, having a good time, firing up the boys, getting them in the kitchen.

Got to go busy, busy. All of a sudden, the next thing you know, security's telling me, hey, buddy, you can't be doing that. You got to go. Buddy, I'm just having a good time on the glass. What do you mean? Oh, no, your shirt's undone. You can't be doing that. Twerking. Buddy, we're in the state of Florida. Everyone here is topless.

I've seen more thongs today than I have in the last three years up in Canada. So what are you telling me I can't have my shirt on? It sounds like sexism. Yeah. Yeah. So I was so like, okay. So I'm talking with the guys. He's like, what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck? So I'm like, why is this happening to me? So I'm fucking now I'm pissed. I'm like, okay, dude.

I'm just trying to have a good time. I'm not harming anyone. So we're all in the group in the console thing. He's telling me. So I said, guys, it's all good in the hood. So he walks away. I start walking away. Me and memes. He'll grab another cold one. Quick. People are coming. Oldie, oldie. The guy in the all green canine security dog. They got the dog on you?

No, it's the guy in all green, but he's in like a canine suit. It just says canine pack. Oh, I was going to say the dog would probably like sniff you and die. Oh, he would have been hungry. He would have passed right out on him. They wouldn't have thought what happened to a little pooch. He's done. So I'm standing there. We walk away. All of a sudden he comes up to me. Hey, motherfucker.

Did you hear what I said? You do that down the glass again and you're fucking out of here. I said, hey, sir, listen, I apologize. I told the guys I'm sorry. All good. He goes, no, you didn't hear what the fuck I said. I'm a drag your ass out of here, pal. And you're gone. Okay, brother. My bad. All good. I appreciate you. Go ahead. No big deal. Second period comes on. Bullies are buzzing.

The Leafs are going. Next thing you know, I see this guy comes back in between the second and third intermission. Right away comes up to me. I thought, oh, fuck, here we go again. What did I do now? Hey, hey, man, I'm really sorry about that. I want to apologize. I didn't realize who you were. I said, are you fucking shitting me, pal?

You were ready to spear tackle me right through this brick wall.

You haven't looked like you've eaten in a long time. So he power tripped, and he just apologized. I appreciate it. All good, man. All good. I'm thinking to myself, you mother dog meat. He was ready to drag my ass out.

He was an oldie fan. The next thing you know, they told him who I was. That's fine. Second clearance. Third period comes up. The boys are buzzing. We're up 2-0. Yep. Or we're up 1-0. I go to the glass. God, I go. Shirt open. Let's go. Let's go. So I'm like this. I'm like this. Let's go. I got the boys buzzing out there. All of a sudden, the guy comes up. I go back and sit in my seat.

It's hot in here. I got to leave this off. So the guy comes back up. And the next thing you know, he comes up. Hey, come over here. I said, no, no, I'm not going anywhere, sir. The usher again, the third time. I'm not going anywhere, sir, please. And then the cop comes. Hey, come on over here. I said, listen, officer, I don't want to go anywhere, brother, please. I want to stay in the barn.

He goes, listen, you're a beauty. You're doing a good thing, but he's not kicking you out. I'm vending for you. I got you. I said, officer, please, man. I ain't doing nothing wrong. We go walk upstairs. Have another conversation. Third time. shooting the shit. All of a sudden, we're talking. Next thing you know, I'm apologizing. I appreciate the sir shaking his hand. He goes, okay, no more.

I said, I promise no more shirt off. So, as I'm walking away, everyone thinks I got booted, right? I see Twitter, people sending me out of here. My old lady's texting me, are you gone? Are you okay? I said, no, I'm good. I'm good, baby girl. I'm good. The next thing you know... Max, where are you going? Max, come back. Max, come back. Max. The next thing you know, we're upstairs.

I'm shaking his hand. Sir, I apologize. All good. Okay, man, just enjoy the go of the game. So memes is catching it on the whole video. And you know how there's the drape curtains? You know how there's the drape curtains there?

A little crossover. So I walked through the drape curtains after. I said, okay, buddy, take care. I look around. I say... You can't cook up good vibes.

Busy, busy. They tried to boot me three times. So, no dice. You ain't kicking me out here. We're going to end up right on the glass level. There we go. Cheering on the bugs. Telling them, let's go. Scotty Lawton giving me the... Fist pump. I'm fired up. It is so wicked in there. We got her going. The buds came and the fire fest is I went back for game seven and I tried my best.

And unfortunately they couldn't pull through for me. But yeah, I got my ass almost was tackled. Even in Toronto, that another guy I'm dancing on the glass. One usher comes up. Hey, do you can't be doing that buddy? I said, sir, I'm having a good time. Five minutes into the warmup dance. Another guy comes in. Hey, buddy, you're gone. I think his name was Richard. I looked at him.

I said, hey, listen, Richard, no problem. I'm gone. No, no, you can't be doing that on the glass here. I said, listen, I'm with the guys. They got me ticks. I'm out of the bump and grind out here. So the guy that got me the ticks, he said, hey, no, these guys are good. They're with us. We're with the Scotia Bank. All of a sudden, security walks down. I said, oh, fuck, Oli.

It might be another one kicking kicked out of my own barn. He comes to the guys. Security goes to the usher, talks to them. Hey. don't touch him he's dead the security guy the security guy walks away all of a sudden cause there's all these people crowded they're all filming they're getting excited and all you just hear O.D. O.D. and then I I just inspired and embraced it I said let's go O.D.

right back down on the glass burning turn and I got shell shocked but yeah that was a little bit extended for your fire fest but that's really life that was awesome awesome you can't keep memes you okay numbers

17. Oldie, what's your number? I got to go back to the roots. It's got to be four. Come on. It's got to be my number. It's got to hit. Max, what's your number?

Love you guys. Lego. Busy, busy.

Yeah, that's a great one. I just clicked onto that. I'm in now. Do you know who Joe West is? Absolutely not. No, you know he's the worst ump in the league. Terrible. Do you root for the Blue Jays? Yeah, that's the only squadron we got. We got the Blue Jays. Yeah, I watch Blue Jays baseball, but only if it's postseason. I'm not a ball guy. I'm not a ball guy. Slow game. Slow game.

You're just a puck guy. Very slow. Yeah, it's good. It's great, but I mean... No offense.

Bottom of the four major sports for sure. Rank them. Hockey, football. Then I throw the NBA. Okay. And then we got to drop the MLB. Number four. Can you explain something to us as a Canadian? An MLS. Well said. Well said.

Yeah, I don't know. I'm not a CFL guy. Who's your NFL team? Oh, Tampa Bay Bucs in here. Oh, yeah, that's right.

It's out of nowhere. Dude, you can't stop that guy. My boy's a beast. Evans? Who are you talking about? Mike Evans, dude? The guy's an animal. The guy's an animal. We should have played a guessing game there. I thought you were talking about Gruden. I thought Baker. Oh, yeah.

dude yeah but look at the guys catches he's caught from evans he got from mayfield yeah tom brady okay and then my boy crab stealing jamis winston back in college and he went 30 for 30 you remember that yeah only quarterback to do that and here i am still sitting riding going hard because my boy warren sapp you know mikey all start in the middle pumping guys

see me and rice but keishon johnson on the outside who we talking about and then i'll tell him i'm a bucks fan you know some of the boys were from boston they're always saying yeah because brady because brady mind your business with brady i was cheering on when winston was still throwing picks guys 30 for 30 30 for 30 who does that jamis obviously he's the only guy to do it still who's gonna do that stupid record it's a bad record

That was almost as bad as my threes today on the one net.

really you're fucking zach martin yeah you probably shouldn't listen yeah you're the man so incredible career yeah congrats incredible career i'm very glad that i don't have to play against you again yeah um what any other stories what oh no congrats no he's absolute weapon yeah absolute weapon and here he is he's loving the boys but you know what i mean that just shows you you guys are the beauts it's not him anymore he's done wrapped up he's putting groceries in the bags for the people at the store a walmart greeter i don't know you know

Gotta carry on. Boys, I'd love to stick around right now, but I got so much body flow, body armor right now. You're leaving? No, I gotta catch a quick piss break. Okay, go ahead. I can't even hold, I'm gonna piss my pants here, but I can't do that, though. I'm a 40-year-old man, I can't do that. Non-alcoholic either, that's a bad look. Okay. Give me a couple here. Don't shut her down.

Okay, all right. We won't shut her down.

Whew, boys. Wow. I almost never made it. Believe it, believe it or not, but somebody turned the lights off. I don't know if it was some kind of sick joke, but good thing I pissed so many times I know where the pisser was. I started feeling the top, and I heard the metal clanging. I knew that was the top where you can flush it down. I think they're censored lights. I don't think so, dude.

I believe so. I was out here bumping and grinding. I don't know if it's this building, it's a two and a half star dump, or what's going on.

Just out here bumping and grinding. Like, I wanted bigger ceiling fans. Kids get too hot out there. You know what I mean?

Oh, dude. The Reese's Pieces. We get Reese's Pieces, but the big. Reese's Lava Cup. The Lava Cup, bro? You ain't gonna deny that. Yeah, it's incredible. Incredible. Absolutely big and juicy, bro. If your mouth isn't like salivating or what's it called there?

Yeah, yeah. So good, dude. That's a nice crunch with a nice, oh yeah, Reese's. Throw it in there with a quick body armor. Shaboom, shaboom. You're ready to rock and roll all night, dude. Who's going to stop you?

Great gig. Great gig. And then what do I do? Just go back off and then go on?

Have a Reese's Lava Cup.

Oh, you should crush one of those. Yeah, for the boys. You want one crushed?

All right. I'm coming in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I'm back in. We'll see you guys in like 30 seconds. Don't go anywhere, though.

Absolutely bomb. Gents, I just want to thank you very much. Appreciate that you guys didn't take off in that 30 seconds. That was pretty nice. That was real nice, dude. That would have sucked of us if we were just gone. That was a great Canadian move. Like, stick around for the boys. Don't bounce on them, right? Like, all right, later, oldie. These guys are gone back door.

There it is, folks. It's delicious, right? Excuse me. Oh, I could go now. That's a berry blaster from the pastor right there.

Yeah, I used to drive the Boney. Now I'm pushing back snow in the old heavy 40. I bump and grind out there with the fire station, too, volunteer. Oh, nice.

Sanitary engineer. Sanitary engineer. Come on, we talked about that. A little bit of respect. I'm sorry.

yeah i drove the trash truck for 12 years 12 years i used to do rear load so we had two guys bumping and grinding then i had the solo dolo front end oh excuse me guys that's a truly burp i apologize you can't hide that like nothing wants to stay in it's like so much liquid in there It's like the Gulf of Mexico. It's like the Gulf of America now, dude. There you go.

It's like a big splash of Gulf of America just splashing back and forth in the old ring rod there.

Oh, it's got to be a solid 8.4. Okay. I can't sit here and stand the cat's ass because there's going to be bony drivers coming at me hot, dude. Yeah, right. They're going to be coming up from Canada. They're going to be coming down here in Canada on the bonies crossing the border. Tom, I'm going to get this boy. I'll show him a real flood. Would parents, though, complain about your bony driving?

Some would just keep looking at you like you don't know what you're doing. But when I'm running flawless, no lines out there, straight clear ice, can't beat it, dude. Yeah. When was the last time you got a Tilly? Tilly who? I used to get into quite a bit. Tilly's a fight for anyone who doesn't know. Yeah, well, you said that, and I didn't know what you were talking about.

If no one knows Tilly, like, wake up, bro. Smell the coffee beans. You're going to get dropped here, son. I don't want to do it to you, but you're going to get no front grill. I don't say to you. You might give me a couple sluggers, but I'm coming in hot.

Well, you know how it goes, though, P. I do.

Well, you don't know what happens working in the corners like that, right? When the boys don't like it, quick little slash, quick little hack, maybe a little dirty butt end, not a nice move or an elbow. You don't like it, right? Yeah.

No gander on that, though. Yeah, no more tillies, not too much crazy. I used to play lacrosse. You used to be able to go with the guy if you want.

Yeah, and it doesn't matter the guy, big, small, or tall. Give him a run. You want to go it. Wrong what you brung. You know what I mean? You're 6'4", wrong what you brung. You're 5'8". Bring it. I don't know what to tell you. You know what I mean?

Well, I know I said like before, I knew I wasn't nervous about it. I knew the boys were going to bump and grind. I called 4-2. Like, I called 4-2 earlier, manifested it. I was sitting on the couch. What was the final score? 3-2. Okay, so you were wrong. So I was wrong, but I mean, if we're counting numbers here, that's only now got to be off by one. Right. But you were wrong.

Well, who was the other pickle stick in the corner sitting behind me? TJ? No, Titty Boy, Mark Titus. Yeah, Titty Boy. He's calling 9-3 like we're out here playing a football game or something.

So I lied. I straight up lied about it. I'm sitting here telling you guys a whole story about 4-2, and it ends up being 3-2. That's not what happened.

See, the All-Star game wasn't talked about on the podcast. It was Four Nations. We talked about the Four Nations, and now all of a sudden it's an All-Star game?

Wait, was Russia playing?

the four nations yeah well you guys brought up the four nations four nations like we're the guys like you know what i mean and then all of a sudden now it's an all-star game yeah well what happened what was it were you guys not drinking also yeah i mean ovi wasn't playing how serious is this tournament if you're putting the best players out there right but maybe you guys weren't drinking enough body armor i don't tell you that's true you had a lot of body armor

You guys weren't getting me. The energy was not there from you guys. Like, I had pee. I had PFT. Go with pee. I had Polly pee out there, sipping around and telling me, trying to shake my hand. And then he got old Brady there. Shit taker. Yeah. Brady to me. I don't know. I don't know, Brandon. I don't know what Brandon. I know Brady.

They're not jeans, though, Pete. I got to stop you there. They're jangings. Okay.

Like, you should have won. Basically, it's like a wash, right? It's like, whatever. This is what we do anyways. Right, exactly. We just keep kicking ass sea bass. Like, you know what I'm saying? Right.

We got nothing on that.

I know. Then the worst part is, is like, oh, we're going to host the four nations to bring us over to Boston. And then all of a sudden the boys get slapped around in the home city. That's not nice. But I mean, we did that to you guys. We apologize, but we did it. It had to happen. He'd apologize. Right. Right.

Yeah. Yeah.

He was a beast in overtime. He was. That was incredible, but great back and forth. But those two glove saves got the boys juicy on the bench, and I think McJesus said, like, enough's enough. Like, Biz Nassi can't be telling him, like, he's going to be nothing. And the country did not crumble. We are not the 51st state. Are we the 11th province? I saw some people saying that.

Yeah. I would put the Lions underneath the Canada flag a bit, too. The what? The Lions. Oh, the Lions. The Lions. The Lions. No, the Stripes. Yeah, you're right. You could have Michigan. How about that? Oh, that's the shittiest state you guys own. Michigan sucks. Really? Michigan sucks. Pure Michigan. I like Michigan. Michigan's all right. Okay. If you have no other 49 states to go to. Yeah.

I mean... What's your favorite state? Ohio, bro. Buckeye Nations. Bless you. Okay. Buckeye Nations. That makes sense. That's why I hate Michigan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That does make sense. We don't talk about it. We say Michigan.

That's not nice. That's not nice. Okay, back to the Tillys. That's not nice. So is there any way we can find or start Googling something, like find these guys? I'll Tilly these guys.

That was a pussy at that point, a boy pussy. That's the change room talk. That's kind of, you know what I mean, what the boys do. That's why I played sports. My favorite was before and after the game.

You can't call them back?

I'd fight these guys, Hank. Like, I'll meet these guys over the Dan Ryan Express Highway. I've driven that highway. Yeah. I'll go these guys. I've been on that highway before. All right. He knows where the highway is at.

Tell them to meet me at the Bean, no? Yeah. Yeah. I'll go down to the silver. I'll go down to that shiny old bean down there.

He's lucky he doesn't come St. Patrick's Day and the water's green down here. He wants to play around big dog style. Let's go. Come eat with the big dogs.

I'm a change him guy all day.

This ain't good. No.

Oh, man. Oh, no. No, Pete, just chill. Get off the Google. Don't worry about it, brother. We got you. Just hang strong with the boys, dude. Exactly. Chill out. We're with your buddies, dude. Just get off the Google, man. Hang with us for a couple minutes, dude. Yep. Yeah, that's facts.

Absolutely.

Yeah, glove savings. Shaboom, shaboom.

Glovey, got to go. Pick it up and go. Freeze the whistle. Freeze the whistle.

listen pete don't worry about that stuff you gotta remember these are the like what you're reading right now like what kind of well like check your facts who are these pickle sticks uh nasa it's nasa come on kick rocks dude this is some pickle stick behind the computer these are like these tommy tough guys that run their mouth behind the computer and then they want to dance and then you show them show up to the dance yeah yeah he's just got to show up to the dance show up to the

and see if you want a salsa? You want a little side shuffle? Probably not. They're not showing up because they're sticking at home. They're trying to scare us. Crushing some soda pop, some bags of chips. You know what I mean? Fingers are greasy. Hammering away on the computer. Oh, you guys, that's what's coming. They're never going to make it. Suck off, buddy.

2% loss. Not a lot, but it's big in the scale. That's big. That's an asteroid-sized loss. Yeah. That's big in the scale, because you said 1%, and now it's going up, supposedly.

Wicked.

That is so incredible right there.

Yeah, yeah. I was the fire-up guy. I was the fire-up guy. It's got to be... That's 10 years ago. That's 10 years ago, 2015. They won the President's Cup, first overall in the league, so they had home ice advantage. Round one, game one, flew me out. Round two, game one, flew me out. Round three, game one, flew me out. Okay, we're sensing a trend here. Here's the kicker.

Finkel is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkel.

But it is his first wife. Was she covering her face like kind of being embarrassed like he never did it? I don't know. Was she rolling or what happened? Like what happened there in Miami? Like I don't want to bring it up, Dan, Mr. Marino. Lace is out.

Can't win the big one. He can't do it. Like how many opportunities has he got to go to the dance and not show up? This is the only ring he'll ever get? Yeah.

That's why he knows Lace is out.

Roulette, yeah, yeah. Great game.

Wow. They missed out. You got to understand, though, Kat, where my boy Hanky's coming from. Like, think about it. Oh, he's a troll. Yeah, but you're 16-4, bro. You're breaker point at 500, dude. You're, like, skeptical. But ride the wave. Are you going to show up to the date? I love this guy. Max, just stay on vacation.

So they wanted to do the old, oh, I'll bet you. Yeah.

Yeah. And then you try to re-bet. And the guy says, no, no, no, I don't want to bet. Yeah. What do you mean you don't want to bet? Exactly.

It's a great picture. We need to get it signed. Well, you know what? At first, I was not happy with them, but they're back in my books. Yeah, all right. Good. They're back at 99. So, Oldie, do you have a fire fest? Oh, man. What do I got this week? What do I got this week? It's been a long heck of a week. I've been bumping and grinding with the snowplow like 14 days straight.

I do have a question about that, about leaving work.

Come on the podcast.

I said, I got PFT coming in, Kat, on my show. And you know what I mean? Hank's going to be there. But, I mean, I got to go. I got stuff to do with the boys. Yeah. So my shift's 7 to 3.30. And I looked at him about 3.12, 3.14. Said, Henry, yeah. I'm not here tomorrow or Friday. I got a phone call. I got to go. What do you mean? What do you mean? I got to go. I'm out of here, bud. No problem, Ryan.

No problem. Just write it down. Beauty. My boss at work, actual beaut. Oh, yeah, he's beaut. Basically, I think it's kind of good for him because I'm not there.

Okay, wait, the kid's gone? We're having a... So I took off a couple Fridays ago because I had to go Friday. I think I went somewhere. And obviously I went somewhere, right? Because I wasn't there. Think about it. So I said, I got to go. I'm out of here. And he's like, well, all right, guys, by the way, pizza party Friday. Cause he knew the kid wasn't in. Oh, what a movie. Yeah.

My wife was eight and a half months pregnant. And she said, you can't go. My parents said, you can't go. Everyone's like, you can't go. Text them back. Got on the next flight. Had to go. Sorry, boys. For the boys. For hockey.

And I said, enjoy boys. Enjoy the pizza. Your boy's out. I'm going ice fishing. I'm out of here. Got to go. Okay. So it was ice fishing. Oh, so that, that was a couple of weeks ago, but that was the worst. The boys, we caught nine fit. The boys caught nine fish. I had the biggest fish in Lake Nipissing on my line. My buddy's on the sonar watching it. Oh, oh.

He sees the fish coming across the line. Oh, and I'm trolling. I'm just dipping, dipping, dipping, and dunking, dipping, and dunking with my rod. Shablams. He hits me. Wing. The rod gown glows right away. Brady would have loved this story, but he just catches 3.4 bassers. So my rod is wheeled. Yeah. Yeah. It's wheeled right down. Wing. And I'm cranking, cranking, cranking.

Bing, right up in the air. No, no, I lost it. The biggest fish in Lake Nipissing and way up north at Du Bois. Devastating. What a life you have. That's your fire fest. That's your fire fest. Yeah, it was terrible. But I had a hoot with Du Bois, though.

We were in an ice fishing cabin on the lake. I drove my truck right into the lake. Wow. Left of there, two-day banger with me and the boys. My bro ski. Oh, yeah, it was awesome. That's incredible. It was great. What's the sleeping situation like in there? Oh, so check this. It's like six man are in there. We got a propane tank. We got a little stove. We got a little jug thing of water.

So we're sleeping on the bottom bunk. You know the kid's a big boy out there, so we're calling bottom. No one wants to die from the top end, right? Yeah. So we're in the bottom bunk. One of the guys stayed in the top, and he wasn't feeling good. It was hot as shit up there, right? Because the heat rises.

So the next day, the guy's like, we went. He slept upstairs. And about an hour and a half in, he started feeling like shit. He went outside, puke rallied shit outside. Yeah. I'm a little shitter outside. There's an outdoor shitter. So he went and did a shit puke rally. And I can hear him from the inside of the cabin. It's a 10 by 20 little shack. And he's in a three by three shitter.

He's got to walk out of the front to the backside and go to the three by three. So he's in there and you just hear the puke rally. And I go, Jake, are you all right, my guy? He said, oh, I don't feel good. I got poisoning. So I said, okay. He came back in. I felt bad. So I said, I'll go in the top bunk. You ride the bottom bunk, eh? And about an hour into my shift upstairs, I am sweaty sack balls.

You think the pocket pussy was something. I was juicy up there, boys. I had to get out of the shack. I went to the truck, fired her up at about 1 o'clock, 1.30. And I slept in the truck. I hear a knock on the window, 5.30 in the morning. Oldie, oldie. Yeah, what's up? How long you been in the truck for? A couple hours. Holy shit, it's hot in the room, eh? I said, yeah, yeah, I'm okay.

Shut her off, went back in and banged with the boys. Bacon and eggs. Bacon and eggs by 6.30. That's awesome.

Yep.

Oh, I was gone. I just told her. This is the plan. The guy texted me from the Rangers. Said, hey, do you mind coming up to fire up the boys in the changing room before the game? I said, absolutely. So that was it. That was it. My parents said no. My old lady said no. Absolute best wife in the world. Best woman. Absolute gem. Well, he fired us up. Well, I mean, yeah. She married a guy with a pussy.

Oh, man. Really? Yeah. That's a long ride, dude. Five years and one of 100? Never banged it.

This is like winning the lottery, like getting struck by lightning instead of winning the lottery. No, they get it all the time. It's so easy.

That's just bullshit on the inside here. We're just boothed up right now. You don't win anything. Right. Well, my favorite move is stand up 69 with me on the opposite end. on the backside. So, you know, like who doesn't love that upside down? You're just hanging away, right? But, I mean, also, I'm number four guy. That's a big number for me. Like, I'm all about number four.

I think I got a good vibe on the stand-up 69 right now, but I got to go back to home base. I think sometimes the four banger. Okay, so you're going four. We got to go four banger, yeah. All right. Everyone else? I'll go 69. I'll go 44.

44.

Oh, this is exciting. This is like, this is a bubbler in the stomach. Come on, four banger. Show the boys what's up. Let's do this. What a memes pack.

all right 61. oh thank god my boy rick nash how do you do that's his number that's my boy's number absolutely are you kidding me right now i should have said nashor you know why i should have said nashor because the 2010 gold medal 2014 gold medal olympics tonight All-star break, according to some. But as we know, as a broadcast, four nations on ESPN Live. It was buggers.

Love it.

Beautiful. That's incredible. Way to finish it off the show. I should have taken my point. You have it on your back. I know. I know. And I went with my home bar number four. But great ride here tonight. Great ride. Thank you, Oldie.

She can't beat that, bro. Two for one. That's like a double token, right? You get the cake and eat it. Kind of both aspects. Yeah, so they flew me in. They flew me in. Yeah, it was a wild ride.

Possibility, yeah. You know what I mean? If you think about it, you're sitting around, well, what could happen, right? What could happen? But if you're with the boys and then all of a sudden you're solo dolo, like, now what's up?

Oh, man, that's tough, dude. That's tough, man. That's tough. Like coming in as a rookie, big beast like that, and then all of a sudden he gets, what did he get, a blood clot or something? Yeah, blood clot in his shoulder.

Sucks so bad. And I think he was favorite to win rookie of the year, correct?

Defense and player of the year. Yeah, yeah. Defense and player of the year.

Max was super upset about this, and he was in here, and he was all down, and he's like, I just feel like I shouldn't have said that. I said, that wasn't for you. That was for all of Villanova. That wasn't your feelings, man. The entire team, the entire fan base, that's how everyone felt. They just didn't say that or catch it on camera. Yeah.

It's perfect. Oldie, did you want to say something? No, I was just saying, like, when you said Maryland, I knew. Big 10.

Boom. Okay. PFT can't trick you. Yeah, I was like, that's Big 10. Yeah, you're right. And that's where the knuckles went. Knuckles. Boom.

Of course he doesn't want to talk about it. He stole. He stole.

Yeah. You can't just go and take the guy's phone. No. That's crazy. If you did it on the street, what would happen to you? You'd get shot.

He shouldn't have done it. That fan who's been... There's fans there all the time at events got in his kitchen and he lost his marbles.

Yeah, he just got to go. Okay, go to www.google.com.

And then what are we going to eat?

Four and one.

I went four and oh. We had a bit of a crumbler at the end of there.

Another like pox.

the monsters are fourth in the north division oh he's trying to give his son a ring yeah he's getting his son into the playoffs i like that that's actually a solid dad great dad move great dad move huge dad move it went from like there's trouble he's not passing the ketchup over at the dinner table or something like that to no i want you to go grab that ring yeah go get a championship son go get it for us get a call be proud make me proud get out of here go over to the affiliates blue jackets cleveland monsters is that is that the blue

How was the game out at the shoe? Oh, fire. It was so good. The battle back before both teams right to the third period. And then CBJ just took over and five, three finish.

Oh, yeah. Who? Torts. Tortorella. Tortorella? He's not there. Oh, he's not? No. But what do you think about him?

Yeah, what do you think about torts? He's a hothead. I like that about him, though.

He's not scared to tell people what's up. Yeah. Sometimes things are crazy, but I mean.

Who's going to win the cup? I said my Blue Jackets from before. I got to ride on that. So you're just sticking with that? Yeah, I'm going to have to, I think. I mean, there's obviously a lot of good teams, but we got to ride with the CBJ.

I am so stoked. I'm so stoked. I don't even think I'm going to go back to the hotel tonight, I'm at. I just stay here. Just buzz. Just buzz around the office. Buzz around here, no? We got a lot of beyond and down, and just back up at it again in the morning, no?

Yeah, I can't leave. I can't leave. I just keep getting tokens and tokens and tokens. The coins don't stop. It doesn't matter. Like, you want this token? Sure. You want that? Okay, go to that game. You're done with this game? Go to the next game.

Oh, you want this? No, I don't want it. Okay, get rid of it. Send it out. Peace.

On to the next. I'll crush that.

No, I don't, but I'm starting to decline, I think. Yeah, we need to get you one more.

terms of flash ivs he did one on the yak and one on the live stream so it's only two today yeah they weren't feeding me i don't know or something going on with body armor or no no no no they loved it by the way i heard back from them they loved it they loved every second of it you know what i got to i forgot to set i should have sent that to the boys out or like uh the tweeter or the x thing or whatever or insta yeah everyone by the way oldie is on socials now what are your social handles uh canadian oldie i'm

Oh, like I told the guys and girls in there tonight, one of the best ever experiences watching a basketball game ever, ever. I love basketball now.

on instagram instagram's canadian oldie uh i believe the x is canadian underscore oldie okay i should try to readjust that so it's on the same page yeah so it's the same so the same anyways i was driving and i seen a 53 foot trailer uh body armor it was not flash body armor ivy get it in you it was the original stuff that's been out probably from here like seven years ago yeah and it's new to canada it says now in canada

Oh, hell yes. Yeah, I got a photo of it. Love it. I'll sell the boys tomorrow. Yeah. Today. That's cool. How many pictures a day do you take? Just so I see some good stuff. Yeah. Some good shit out there. Yeah. It depends, right?

We had a good video stream today. I got a good video of Wrigley, right?

yeah oh that was cool that was you guys it's a lot of great tvs in there yeah it's endless it's endless in there you look and you're like this doesn't stop it just it should do with 360 but 270 is pretty good anyways yeah oldie is there anything that you want to try or see while you're in chicago yeah we kind of are bringing you here and just trapping you inside yeah is there anything like any uh any food that you want to try any landmark you want to see

the being, but that's just like cool reflection. Like everyone, you can see the river on a Saturday dying green. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm excited for. Yeah. I got a couple of things that I can wear something down there. Yeah. We'll just hop, skip in a boot down there.

Get over there.

The mojo in there was so live. I felt like it was tennis match. Left, right, left, right, up, down. Where am I at?

Not walking distance. No, probably not. No, no. Some people say they jump. Yeah, you could. You can get a bike. No, I'd get one of those e-scooters or something like that. Yeah. But people jump in the river after they die it?

Were you going to jump in the river? No, I didn't think about that. A couple of the boys were talking about it earlier.

The boys mentioned it earlier.

I started to double-cross thinking.

Don't do it. Don't do it. Life jacket? No, don't do it.

We won't do that. We'll just go down and admire the view. They put a lot of dye in it because it just goes shaboom, shaboom, green, just like that.

And it's flowed. And that's the Chicago River, right?

All right. I'm getting better at this place.

And Dan Ryan Expressway. Yeah, there you go.

I've traveled that back about 20 years ago when I came to White Sox versus Red Sox game. Oh. After I left the RCA Dome for an exhibition game against the Colts versus the Ravens. Jeff Saturday. Me and my boy Dan. What a trip. It was funny enough. We were on the highway. He was driving. He was driving.

on the dan ryan expressway he's dan i'm ryan oh so we're like freaking out we're driving from indianapolis or indiana from the game uh i was yelling at jeff saturday saturday saturday freaking we got scalper tickets for like eight banger bucks preseason so you were up in the top rca dome yeah we could touch the little domer and you were yelling saturday no we worked our way magic all the way how i do all the way to the bottom barrel right in front of the back of the colts man saturday saturday

The lady's like, yeah, okay, okay. He's giving me the ticket easy, ticket easy. And all of a sudden, she's like, you want to come down and see him after? I said, yeah. What? She had tickets. A little scan pass. We got to see the players after. Gonzalez was there. Just because you were yelling at Jeff Saturday?

So we got to go down and see all the players after.

I don't know. He was a center. I was just fired up. My buddy's a Colts fan.

You want to go down? I said, absolutely, Dan. Why wouldn't we go down at the game? But... Peyton Manning now? Yeah, well, he wasn't paying attention to the boys like Saturday. He's a beauty center, so we got to go down and hang out with the players. We walked out of the dome. Everyone's asking, oh, I need an autograph, autograph. My kid's sick.

I'm not signing autographs right where the players were. Anyways, went back to the hotel, crashed out, a couple soda pops, obviously. I woke up, like, what are we going to do? Chicago. Oh, let's go to a baseball game. White Sox, Red Sox. We're flying the Dan Ryan Expressway. There's a big flood happening on the road. We get here, we go into this thing, scalp tickets.

But when we go up, we think we're late. Dude, it's 1.15, we're late, dude. 2.15, we're late. Time change. Boom. Got us. Got us, yeah. Wow. Great experience, though. So you guys were just freaking out being on the Dan Ryan? Oh, yeah. I'm like, dude, this is us. This is us. Then we had combos, eh? We had combos. And the car, love that. Great snack. Combos. So my buddy used to dart.

My buddy used to dart back in the day, right? He used to dart. So he's got a little ashtray, a little holder in there. We're cruising home. We're back in Ontario. We're cruising. I look down on the ground. Oh, sweet. Combo. Grab the combo. A little bit soft. I think the cigarette thing fell on the ground was a little bit wet, a little bit soggy, but good combo though.

Right. And then we just go left, go right, back on big screen, off big screen. Yep. And what did you think about?

It was at the cheese one or the pizza one. It wasn't the Buffalo hot one. It was like the cheese or pizza.

No, it was the little balls, the combos.

Yeah. The pretzel. I think it was the cheese or the pizza one. Yeah, the pretzel one. Solid. But it was soft, but yeah, I know.

Oh, Ryan Expressway. Yeah, my boy Dan. What up? He's a beaut. He's a beaut. Out in Texas now.

Yeah. Yeah. When I left, the guy in the plane sat beside me. You oldie? Walking in today. Yeah.

oldie what's up what's up buddy gotta go at the game stadium game doing interviews with people people like I gotta get a photo I'm like okay buddy I'm trying to do an interview so get a photo gotta go on to the next guy yeah it's been wild so it's been fun it's been great I gotta shout out to you guys too So I got to give big love to my boy Yanzi.

But he backed his words up, though.

And you guys are like all my boys, all Buttes. Yeah. Like, I don't even want to leave. Like, people are asking me, oldie, so how long you in? How long you in? I'm looking at them. I'm like, well, if they kick me out, I'll be gone tonight. If they don't want me here, I'll leave tonight. But if you want me here, I'm here.

Never did that? Yeah. You got to watch the bracket with us. Like, I could do a bracket here and then, oh, yeah, how's the bracket looking? Oh, cool, I'm back in Canada watching my bracket on a TV, on one TV, when I could be watching seven TVs, eight on the back burner in the corner beside us. Yeah. Absolutely.

Oh, yeah. Billy. We back, Billy boy. Okay. Body armor, flash, IV, tropical punch. You guys know it. What do we do? One, two, three, four. Lose the lid. Down the hatchet. Got to go.

Back at it. Hydrated. Ready to go. Full day ahead of us. Get it. Get it in you.

It must have been, I want to say, like 34 seconds of completely losing his brain. He lost it. He lost it. He lost it. There was zero. He went and he went. Yeah. Well-deserved, though.

You guys got him on line seven. Memes, change that up.

Line seven, Hank. Line seven. That's disrespectful. That's not going to happen again, Hank, going forward.

That's how we fix it.

Yeah. That was huge. That's a huge divot. Like, I mean, you could almost, if you brought in a tree or you could put a new shrub in there. Yeah, put it right in. What was the full total distance? You know the science facts when they show the ball tracker, the trace finger? How many would that be? Like .1? Did it go backwards?

I think the ball went backwards. He lost, and then it's another stroke, so it just keeps adding up and adding.

That could have been me on his bag, too.

I would go. I know. He loved you. You started that number. You didn't know where it was going. Oh, no. It ended, though. It finally ended because it would have been worse because if it didn't end, it would be like .001 and 6 and 7 and stuff.

Yeah.

He was scared because he sipped the drink there. It was like a nervous sip.

Well, all of a sudden, he's seventh line, and he shouldn't be the seventh line.

Matter of fact, the last time I was here, wasn't he on holidays as well? He was.

How much time is this guy going to get?

But Hank was here. I was with Hank, and you weren't here. I'm talking about Cole.

You don't want to roll with us. 2v2. Cut him out. Yeah, cut him out. I'll keep an eye on this guy. Yeah, okay.

You want to go to Fyre Fest, too? Oh, absolutely. Well, if it's two, that means one was already rocking and rolling then. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. They're running it back. I mean, I know that a lot of people.

Imagine that, giving the guy all the water, and then you still got to give him a heavy dagger. He thought like, okay, cool. This guy's water. This guy, they're going to be fine. Now he's like, no, I would go.

The bet's going to be a blow-up. It's not going to be a soft.

Oh it's been a decent week for me so good start early early on this morning though the flight in first off half an hour delayed plane maintenance so I'm thinking oh here we go now I'm not even gonna make it have you guys ever had to buy a bug spray on a plane no why wait you bought it on a plane Well, I had to. I was so far back. Like, my knees were wedged in the back.

There was mosquitoes, flies. What? Right beside the washroom. Yeah, like, you guys appreciate you flying me down earlier this morning.

I don't know. I don't know why they put me back so far in the seats. I'm beside the washroom. It smells like, you know when you go and drink the next morning and it reeks of, like, bad alcohol? Yeah. I was beside the washroom. So did you get bug spray? Yeah, because there was bugs and shit all over the place. Wait, where can you buy bug spray? The stewardess helped me out. She had bug spray?

Yeah, because she knows how bad the airline is that I flew in on that she knows it's not good back there.

Yeah, to keep the mosquitoes and flies off me.

What airline? You can't do that. Why? That's not nice. What does it rhyme with?

No, I don't know. I don't know.

I'm just kidding. I had no bug spray. I'm just bullshitting you guys here. Oh, so what happened? No, I was in... The only disappointing thing was I walked past the first class and then I was in the middle class. Yeah, yeah. I thought maybe I would be with the other people. Wait, so there was no mosquitoes? No mosquitoes. I'm just joking. But look what I did have to get. Look.

Here, I got to show you live, Max. Let's see here. Photos. This is the roll your own dice when you're looking at photos here. I'll...

Look at me. Look at my feet. Look how much feet room I didn't have. I know. I took off my shoes. Taking off your shoes off, guy? There's by Toronto. Well, I had to. That's true.

Donuts? Yeah, it's disgusting here. Wait, you had an open seat next to you? Yeah. What?

Barely even move in the washroom. Look, if you guys don't believe, look at that. How much more tight is this plane?

And then look at these. I don't know. That's a party? Party section? What's that?

Sick, guys. Great ride. Look at that. Couldn't get any closer to the ship. I know. I know.

I guess my hands weren't high enough above. So I said, when my hands go from here, do they go from behind to my back? And she says, no. I said, I'm not getting arrested. I said, well, I don't have to do this, right? I don't know what that scan really does. Yeah, I think it's just checking to see if you have anything on you. Yeah.

We're happy you're here.

Oh, I can't wait to bump and grind with you guys out here. This is going to be one heck of a week.

the only thing i miss to be honest pushing snow back and burying people's driveways in it's just absolutely laying on the horn when someone's in front of you or behind you just go dizzy with it let it go so when you're not plowing the snow when there's no snow out there what do they have you doing oh filling potholes i was filling potholes all week it wasn't good that sounds like a lot more work than driving the snow truck

Yeah, that's what I mean. You're in the truck. You can just bang on the horn, you know, pump the tunes. Here you're in, out, in, out, filling potholes. People yelling at you, telling you don't know how to fix the potholes. The lady told me, what are you doing stopping the truck filling the potholes? I said, because it's got to fill the hole. She's like, well, you don't know what you're doing.

I said, well, then you get out and show me. She says, well, my husband owns a construction company. Well, then tell him to get his ass over here. Like, I don't care. Drive your Audi out of here, lady. Get your ass out of here.

Yeah. You know what I say? I said it for years now. Laugh now, cry later, sweetheart. Yeah.

Never, never.

Yeah, but he's like a bigger, better Audi. She was like a Q3 thinking like she's big time. Is that what you drive? That's exactly Hank's. That would be exactly Hank's.

Would you say an Audi's a chick car? Great on gas. Let's put it that way.

But Hank's got a sick grill.

One.

Lil' Jackie. Pete took 7.

I agree.

It meant a lot. That was real. That's real basketball right there.

Deep woods. Boom. Boom.

Shaboom. The room lit up, bumping and grinding. Everyone was fired up on the coaches. People were going dizzy. I wasn't even fired up. I didn't have any on the line.

Kansas, six. They're six. I'm taking whoever plays against Kansas to W. There you go.