Paul McCartney (Impersonation)

She seemed like a really nice lady, you know. So I get a little Xavier Opeca on the cheekies, you know, just to kind of cheer up the whole room, you know. Then David Spade came over. Kind of buzz killed it.

She seemed like a really nice lady, you know. So I get a little Xavier Opeca on the cheekies, you know, just to kind of cheer up the whole room, you know. Then David Spade came over. Kind of buzz killed it.

She seemed like a really nice lady, you know. So I get a little Xavier Opeca on the cheekies, you know, just to kind of cheer up the whole room, you know. Then David Spade came over. Kind of buzz killed it.

Taylor Swift is the biggest celebrity endorsement any politician can get. It didn't work. No one cared. It didn't matter. No one gave a shit. No one gave a shit about Oprah. Nobody cared about George Clooney. Nobody cared about any of these people. Nobody cared about any of these people because people are sick of it. People are sick of it. They know George Clooney doesn't get them.

Taylor Swift is the biggest celebrity endorsement any politician can get. It didn't work. No one cared. It didn't matter. No one gave a shit. No one gave a shit about Oprah. Nobody cared about George Clooney. Nobody cared about any of these people. Nobody cared about any of these people because people are sick of it. People are sick of it. They know George Clooney doesn't get them.

How stupid would you have to be to think that George Clooney had your best interest at heart when you're waiting to get discounted food from the church? Is that comforting when you're on a line to get discounted food from the church? Who Taylor Swift, a trillionaire, thinks you should vote for? Do you think, and all these people are like, well, the women are going to come out because of abortion.

How stupid would you have to be to think that George Clooney had your best interest at heart when you're waiting to get discounted food from the church? Is that comforting when you're on a line to get discounted food from the church? Who Taylor Swift, a trillionaire, thinks you should vote for? Do you think, and all these people are like, well, the women are going to come out because of abortion.

Apparently not. Apparently a more salient issue is food.

Apparently not. Apparently a more salient issue is food.

No hell below us.

No hell below us.

Taylor Swift is the biggest celebrity endorsement any politician can get. It didn't work. No one cared. It didn't matter. No one gave a shit. No one gave a shit about Oprah. Nobody cared about George Clooney. Nobody cared about any of these people. Nobody cared about any of these people because people are sick of it. People are sick of it. They know George Clooney doesn't get them.

How stupid would you have to be to think that George Clooney had your best interest at heart when you're waiting to get discounted food from the church? Is that comforting when you're on a line to get discounted food from the church? Who Taylor Swift, a trillionaire, thinks you should vote for? Do you think, and all these people are like, well, the women are going to come out because of abortion.

Apparently not. Apparently a more salient issue is food.

No hell below us.