Revali Freewing

You do that. As Lucy looks out dejectedly at her little sad saucer of milk.

You do that. As Lucy looks out dejectedly at her little sad saucer of milk.

I'm going to bed.

I'm going to bed.

I'll lean under through the doorway. I'll go out to the... These are made for orcs, so it's actually quite comfortable for you.

I'll lean under through the doorway. I'll go out to the... These are made for orcs, so it's actually quite comfortable for you.

She'll love that. And then I go back to sleep.

She'll love that. And then I go back to sleep.

Okay, he holds us, lay down, and go to bed.

Okay, he holds us, lay down, and go to bed.

I don't think I'm capable. I'm afraid we might get out of this. I don't know why I asked.

I don't think I'm capable. I'm afraid we might get out of this. I don't know why I asked.

This is the morning roll. Yeah.

This is the morning roll. Yeah.

It's dark still, but you all, you're getting up.

It's dark still, but you all, you're getting up.

You'll have a deficit. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just tripped a little.

You'll have a deficit. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just tripped a little.

No more. No more. No more. No more. You're fine. You just like learning so much. I thought you were going to learn about that snack. The snack's all right.

No more. No more. No more. No more. You're fine. You just like learning so much. I thought you were going to learn about that snack. The snack's all right.

Make a dexterity check at disadvantage. Fuck you, Mike. Fuck you.

Make a dexterity check at disadvantage. Fuck you, Mike. Fuck you.

You're spilling and it's late, you slump forward, knock the pot over and bisque spills everywhere.

You're spilling and it's late, you slump forward, knock the pot over and bisque spills everywhere.

What a nightmare. Bisque falls, everyone dies. Man, this is some dirty bisque.

What a nightmare. Bisque falls, everyone dies. Man, this is some dirty bisque.

Don't you guys have to get the fuck out of here? I'm gonna sleep, Ben. I think we're waiting for someone to pick us up, right?

Don't you guys have to get the fuck out of here? I'm gonna sleep, Ben. I think we're waiting for someone to pick us up, right?

And you hear Revali, ah, stop, stop!

And you hear Revali, ah, stop, stop!

And her gaze is like, she's getting tired of listening, and then she snaps her head at you and says, We'll come into your cart.

And her gaze is like, she's getting tired of listening, and then she snaps her head at you and says, We'll come into your cart.

You make a saving throw, you fail, you die, and I reincarnate you. As an owl.

You make a saving throw, you fail, you die, and I reincarnate you. As an owl.

Whistle. Not much longer.

Whistle. Not much longer.

Where did that come from? Oh my gosh. Ornate Lantern. It's very ornate in whatever way an Ornate Lantern would be.

Where did that come from? Oh my gosh. Ornate Lantern. It's very ornate in whatever way an Ornate Lantern would be.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Toa, I'm gonna give you all of the mountain of coin to spill out to the sides of the bowl and settle.

Toa, I'm gonna give you all of the mountain of coin to spill out to the sides of the bowl and settle.

It, like, clinks off of the lantern, the toe of it, and it cracks. Oh, no. I'm...

It, like, clinks off of the lantern, the toe of it, and it cracks. Oh, no. I'm...

I need to just, I need to go and then I'll go to the bathroom.

I need to just, I need to go and then I'll go to the bathroom.

Well, you have to repeat it.

Well, you have to repeat it.

Again, right at the end, there's a sort of a instead of a .

Again, right at the end, there's a sort of a instead of a .

I just kind of side-eye Toa a little. Rivali steps forward and says,

I just kind of side-eye Toa a little. Rivali steps forward and says,

Have you ever heard the words, or have you only read them? I learned them myself, just like Felix is doing. I read it from a book. By reading them? Yes.

Have you ever heard the words, or have you only read them? I learned them myself, just like Felix is doing. I read it from a book. By reading them? Yes.

What the fuck did you do? Please, might you describe it? The fish is like, as soon as he says, fuck you, you see like, no, fuck off. What did you do to it? It just turns upside down and then rises to the top of the water and floats.

What the fuck did you do? Please, might you describe it? The fish is like, as soon as he says, fuck you, you see like, no, fuck off. What did you do to it? It just turns upside down and then rises to the top of the water and floats.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

We're off the rails.

We're off the rails.

I retract my question.

I retract my question.

So these are the ones that will save my kingdom?

So these are the ones that will save my kingdom?

I am not asking you to disavow your god for mine.

I am not asking you to disavow your god for mine.

But you will not kneel?

But you will not kneel?

To think that the insolence of the so-called chosen ones to save my kingdom, I laugh at the disrespect.

To think that the insolence of the so-called chosen ones to save my kingdom, I laugh at the disrespect.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

I'm going to start thinking about some trials.

I'm going to start thinking about some trials.

You'd have both of your hands. Good God, Caprice!

You'd have both of your hands. Good God, Caprice!

Oh, you didn't put that together? I thought you were, like, just demolished fate.

Oh, you didn't put that together? I thought you were, like, just demolished fate.

Fuck you, pistachio! Oh yeah, no problem.

Fuck you, pistachio! Oh yeah, no problem.