Rhett

I take offense to that because my cat may be nine, but she looks seven at worst.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm very sorry for telling you the wrong age of my cat. And I mean, going forward, I swear I won't lie to you about something like that.

Well, because that's, like, super important. I want her to know how important it is that I'm taking her cat age very importantly. I won't lie at all. Okay.

Yeah.

Perfect.

Rhett, what do you think? I mean, as long as the price is right, I guess we could do it.

I'm kidding. Obviously, I would love to have a second try at this.

Yeah, she's still emotional. She'll get over it. I'm okay with fine.

Yeah, I took her to my ex's house. Oh, God.

Okay, yeah, we got to back up here.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I know it's a bad idea now.

The girl that I took out, her name's Christina. We met at a hiking club. Just a small group of people that get together and take hikes on the weekend.

We're both cat people, so that's kind of how we came together a little bit on that. Okay. Bonded over cats.

Yeah. I mean, we had tons of talks and I mean, I showed her tons of pictures. My cat's name is Sorbet. So I set up a date at my house to help meet my cat.

Yeah, we were going to make pizzas at my place. I got a fancy pizza oven. Nice. So we wanted to do that. Introduced her to the cat. She looked real nice. We didn't burn anything. That's usually a good sign.

Yeah, we had like a little ghost moment with the pizza dough.

I'm just kidding. Yeah, it was still flirty, a little flour getting everywhere, but nothing crazy. Okay.

So, I mean, I kept calling for the cat. The cat likes to hide when new people are there. So I figured they needed a little bit of time to get used to her.

Right. And then I remembered that I actually had dropped the cat off at the cat mom's that morning.

You and your ex split custody of your cat? Yeah, yeah. I mean, it was kind of a contentious part of the breakup there. But, I mean, we're good now.

I had a pretty busy day, and it slipped my mind. I mean, I had other things to worry about. Okay.

So right after we ate, I was pretty disappointed that she couldn't meet Sorbet. Yeah.

Yeah, I wish I would have done that. That's a good point. On our way home, I just figured I'd swing by my exes and introduce her to Sorbet.

It sounds really bad when you say it like that.

Yeah, but usually my ex is pretty cool if I need to swing by and see the cat, you know? Oh, yeah.

So, I mean, when we showed up, it was fine. But I could kind of tell that she wasn't really digging it. And X wasn't really happy that we showed up to see the cat. Yeah. Really?

I can see why you guys broke up. She's not an accepting woman.

Yeah, it was a lot of silence and petting the cat on the couch, and it was real awkward. She was just staring at my date the whole time.

That didn't happen, thank God.

The whole time ended in like a real big fight.

You and the cat? Everybody kind of ended up shouting. Yeah, Christina didn't like that my ex was being rude. My ex didn't like that I brought a girl there. It was a whole thing.

Yeah, but your show says you help people get second dates.

Yeah, we're not miracle workers over here, but... Oh, my gosh.

She actually gave me the finger, but I don't think she meant it.

Wow. She was emotional. Now that we've had some space, it's been about a week or so, so I figured we could give it another shot and you guys could help me out.

Yeah.

Other than that, though, A plus date.

You would agree, right? Yeah, other than all of that, I guess it was fine.

Well, that's the biggest thing is I just haven't seen her in the hiking group at all. And it's not often you get to go from friends into dating. So I just I didn't want to mess that up.

Yeah, I'm just a really nice guy who made one dumb choice, and I told you the whole story. Okay.

Well, yeah, I mean, I'm going to apologize for the fight, but not for my cat being a different age. I mean, those are just details.

Well, maybe if your cat was more mature, it'd be okay hanging out with my older cat. Okay.

I mean, my ex wasn't lying about that. He is nine. And then if that's the only thing standing in the way of this, I mean, we can always go get a five-year-old cat. Okay.