Sam's Dad

My balls.

Charlie, are you insane?

My balls.

Mom, did you see it? I took it in the pills like a champ. What the hell were you thinking?

What are you doing here anyway?

The Ci- Okay. So first you almost kill our son, and now you're bailing on him. That's pretty low, even for you.

License and registration.

What am I gonna say?

Then why'd you roll your eyes?

Is this how you drive when you're with our son?

So where are we off to so slowly?

Fine. I'll let you off with a warning.

See, saying shit like that is the reason we got divorced.

The warning is this, Charlie. Stay in your lane, or you might get hurt.

Oh, we are so done. And don't forget about Ben's career day. He's expecting you.

Too late for?

Oh, you must be the donor. Ben's other mom said you might stop by. Of course you're welcome to sit in.

Oh, okay. That was insightful. Class, can we all say thank you to Mrs. Bleeker?

Oh, okay, we have a final surprise speaker. Benjamin's, um, paternal figure?