Tim Hill

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Let's suck the lady's dick. Whoa.

It's a pretty simple story. You go on a website called List Crawler. Wait, what the fuck is that website? I sucked a prostitute's dick. Oh, my God. Christ. There was a condom on it, which made me feel more like a whore than I did in the first place. You basically sucked a dildo.

No, that... It sounds like that, but no. When the interest is to see a lady with giant tits and a cock... The $75 is worth it.

I'll clear it up. It was a three-way dick suck with a woman who I was with.

I used to have sex on the internet, you know? What do you mean sex? I'm telling you, I'm going to get there. I had sex on Chatterbait, if you're familiar.

And we wanted to switch it up. So we got tits and a dick at the same time. Not a common order on the internet. Hold on. So this is with your girlfriend? Yeah.

Correct. Let's go. That's the start and stop of the story. We find one on the internet. Oh.

You know, because my girlfriend and I, we were on Chatterbait a lot, and we had regular people who liked the things that we did, and they wanted a little switch-up. Right. And, hey, it's a switch-up that I didn't fucking hate.

The hookers won't do your drugs. I don't know if you boys have ever tried, but the hookers are playing it safe nowadays. Right. And they won't do drugs. All I wanted for two years was to do coke in a room with a hooker. And no one would hang out with me. It's not a hard thing to achieve. Dude, it's harder than you'd fucking think, apparently. It's not! All right, show me around.

This is incredible.

You're like 80 pounds and a dick in your mouth away from being me, okay? That's true. There was a fork in the road and we went down.

Yeah, pretty much, yeah. I get sucked, you know, a little bit by both of them, and then we do what the people on the Internet are asking for, which is... Oh, so you went live on the Internet sucking a dick. Yes. Wow.

No. I love that.

Easy peasy. Hotel room, Coke, and hooker, free.

That's Patreon. That's next week.