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Oh, that is beyond creepy. Do you feel like this drone?

Oh, that is beyond creepy. Do you feel like this drone?

Yeah, Crook County. Yeah, there's no doubt about that. It's a den of thieves.

Yeah, Crook County. Yeah, there's no doubt about that. It's a den of thieves.

Oh, that is beyond creepy. Do you feel like this drone? was targeting you specifically?

Oh, that is beyond creepy. Do you feel like this drone? was targeting you specifically?

You're kidding.

You're kidding.

Yep.

Yep.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Yep.

Yep.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're kidding.

Yep.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Yep.

Yeah.

Yo, what was the problem earlier? What was the problem earlier?

Yo, what was the problem earlier? What was the problem earlier?

And so police notice him and bam, he gets detained again.

And so police notice him and bam, he gets detained again.

Yo, what was the problem earlier? What was the problem earlier?

And so police notice him and bam, he gets detained again.

But then also like whatever. So we do find out. But I think in that sense, it can just be a little bit of a wake up call. Hey, you know, you got me the same thing. Maybe just pay attention a little bit more. And I'd obviously like something with a little variety, even though I've worn these every single day, which means she's obviously obsessed with them.

But then also like whatever. So we do find out. But I think in that sense, it can just be a little bit of a wake up call. Hey, you know, you got me the same thing. Maybe just pay attention a little bit more. And I'd obviously like something with a little variety, even though I've worn these every single day, which means she's obviously obsessed with them.

That's true. But also like, even if I don't have many options and I love some, and I, you know, I,

That's true. But also like, even if I don't have many options and I love some, and I, you know, I,

If I'm wearing something every day, I really like it. So, you know, I think it depends. But maybe it's a wake-up call. Maybe, I don't know. I'm curious to hear.

If I'm wearing something every day, I really like it. So, you know, I think it depends. But maybe it's a wake-up call. Maybe, I don't know. I'm curious to hear.

It's not dissimilar to what I'm wearing right now.

It's not dissimilar to what I'm wearing right now.

Oh, well, yeah. No, it's just – it's because I think the moment she walked through the door, it was like, this is it. Yeah. No, honestly, kind of the sun was coming in. There was a little bit of that glow and it just – I just knew.

Oh, well, yeah. No, it's just – it's because I think the moment she walked through the door, it was like, this is it. Yeah. No, honestly, kind of the sun was coming in. There was a little bit of that glow and it just – I just knew.

Valentine's Day I'd be you know in New York back in the day and you go and there's balloons and stuff everywhere and I'm like this is stupid this is dumb you're such a scrooge no but then when you're in a relationship you're like oh this is special what are we gonna go do we're gonna have a really nice date night like you know you make it

Valentine's Day I'd be you know in New York back in the day and you go and there's balloons and stuff everywhere and I'm like this is stupid this is dumb you're such a scrooge no but then when you're in a relationship you're like oh this is special what are we gonna go do we're gonna have a really nice date night like you know you make it

But I've definitely missed things.

But I've definitely missed things.

Well, that's different. I've missed when you've gotten your hair done and the color is perfect all the way down. It's like, do you notice anything? You get in that situation. I've definitely missed that a few times, but Yeah. Where, I mean, but the thing is too, earrings, like it might just go over a guy's head because like, I can see your earrings right now.

Well, that's different. I've missed when you've gotten your hair done and the color is perfect all the way down. It's like, do you notice anything? You get in that situation. I've definitely missed that a few times, but Yeah. Where, I mean, but the thing is too, earrings, like it might just go over a guy's head because like, I can see your earrings right now.

I'm just like, I am a big fan of earrings and I just think they're really cool. And like the different ways people style them.

I'm just like, I am a big fan of earrings and I just think they're really cool. And like the different ways people style them.

Yeah. I couldn't draw a picture of any earrings that you've really worn. Like I know simple basic ones, but any ones that have a specific style, I could not tell you.

Yeah. I couldn't draw a picture of any earrings that you've really worn. Like I know simple basic ones, but any ones that have a specific style, I could not tell you.

I know those ones, but it's because we made such a point about those because they're from someone and this and that, but it's like, I think they were from Kira. Yeah, but it's so pretty.

I know those ones, but it's because we made such a point about those because they're from someone and this and that, but it's like, I think they were from Kira. Yeah, but it's so pretty.

But any other earrings either you've worn? I don't know. I mean, well, I probably couldn't recollect.

But any other earrings either you've worn? I don't know. I mean, well, I probably couldn't recollect.

But be original.

But be original.

Maybe not.

Maybe not.

being considerate thoughtful caring is not natural for you it doesn't have to be it's it's honestly like it shouldn't be right it should not be like uh natural that's what makes it special it makes you go above and beyond you go out of your way that's what makes it so special yeah if it was natural and you were doing it 24 7 That's great, but also that's kind of not real life. Right.

being considerate thoughtful caring is not natural for you it doesn't have to be it's it's honestly like it shouldn't be right it should not be like uh natural that's what makes it special it makes you go above and beyond you go out of your way that's what makes it so special yeah if it was natural and you were doing it 24 7 That's great, but also that's kind of not real life. Right.

And that would set an unrealistic standard and nothing would be special. That's like waking up every day is your birthday. It would get really old really fast.

And that would set an unrealistic standard and nothing would be special. That's like waking up every day is your birthday. It would get really old really fast.

Because there will be someone out there.

Because there will be someone out there.

So a good little wake up call and hopefully now the trend and the pattern will get better.

So a good little wake up call and hopefully now the trend and the pattern will get better.

Ouch. Really took advantage. Wow.

Ouch. Really took advantage. Wow.

That's bigger than advice. Way bigger.

That's bigger than advice. Way bigger.

It's just not, you know, it doesn't... Rowentine's Day.

It's just not, you know, it doesn't... Rowentine's Day.

I mean, it's just really, the problem is not the drug accusation. It is the drinking because I feel like that's wrapped under, it's all wrapped up in the same bundle.

I mean, it's just really, the problem is not the drug accusation. It is the drinking because I feel like that's wrapped under, it's all wrapped up in the same bundle.

Galentine's just flow.

Galentine's just flow.

Right. Right. I mean, I've unfortunately had a bit of experience with this where I've had questions or stories told to me over and over and over again. And I'm just like, You literally just told me this and you just don't know what to do.

Right. Right. I mean, I've unfortunately had a bit of experience with this where I've had questions or stories told to me over and over and over again. And I'm just like, You literally just told me this and you just don't know what to do.

Well, no, it's there's a number of people and it's just like, I don't know what to do in those moments because I almost feel like I've become I've been put in the position where I then have to babysit. whoever's gotten to that point and you can't do anything wrong or call them out or do anything until the next morning and then have a conversation and be like, hey, this is what it was like.

Well, no, it's there's a number of people and it's just like, I don't know what to do in those moments because I almost feel like I've become I've been put in the position where I then have to babysit. whoever's gotten to that point and you can't do anything wrong or call them out or do anything until the next morning and then have a conversation and be like, hey, this is what it was like.

Because if you try and address anything with someone who's in that state in that moment, it just blows up. And it's like, I've had those awkward conversations, but this one, it isn't just like, hey, you got drunk and ruined the night. You took it a step further.

Because if you try and address anything with someone who's in that state in that moment, it just blows up. And it's like, I've had those awkward conversations, but this one, it isn't just like, hey, you got drunk and ruined the night. You took it a step further.

I just drives me nuts too. Cause I knew from the second you said mimosas, I'm like, I know where this is headed. Cause I've just seen it so many times and just drink after drink. And it's like, do you not have any concept of like what the purpose of this was? Do you not understand why? I get you. You're feeling all this free.

I just drives me nuts too. Cause I knew from the second you said mimosas, I'm like, I know where this is headed. Cause I've just seen it so many times and just drink after drink. And it's like, do you not have any concept of like what the purpose of this was? Do you not understand why? I get you. You're feeling all this free.

You're like a kid who just got to college and you don't know what alcohol is. I mean, you're acting like ridiculous.

You're like a kid who just got to college and you don't know what alcohol is. I mean, you're acting like ridiculous.

Well, it's going to happen again. Well, maybe like, well, it's like it's just happened once. So it's like the next opportunity would be very telling.

Well, it's going to happen again. Well, maybe like, well, it's like it's just happened once. So it's like the next opportunity would be very telling.

I'd like some flowers sometimes.

I'd like some flowers sometimes.

Because it's a night off, too, for both of you.

Because it's a night off, too, for both of you.

We've had the same number?

We've had the same number?

I mean, I think the common thought is, well, guys don't get roofied.

I mean, I think the common thought is, well, guys don't get roofied.

But the situation is a lot of times you're collateral damage. You are.

But the situation is a lot of times you're collateral damage. You are.

Because I would go up to these bars and, you know, just to make it easy for tequila sodas, whatever it is, just to everyone got the same thing. And I'd grab all four. Yeah. Walk them back to the table. And I guess it was a little bit of Russian roulette that we'd all play unknowingly.

Because I would go up to these bars and, you know, just to make it easy for tequila sodas, whatever it is, just to everyone got the same thing. And I'd grab all four. Yeah. Walk them back to the table. And I guess it was a little bit of Russian roulette that we'd all play unknowingly.

And then I would draw the unlucky glass.

And then I would draw the unlucky glass.

And you guys have seen me in that position two or three times now.

And you guys have seen me in that position two or three times now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because I'd only had that one or two drinks that night.

Because I'd only had that one or two drinks that night.

No, he's saying like, look, I have her now.

No, he's saying like, look, I have her now.

I mean, it's just crazy. What are you trying to prove?

I mean, it's just crazy. What are you trying to prove?

Yeah, it's wild.

Yeah, it's wild.

Why are you still... Why are you still threatened by the axe if you're married?

Why are you still... Why are you still threatened by the axe if you're married?

So messed up.

So messed up.

I'd be looking for the camera.

I'd be looking for the camera.

Well, and it's not just the fact that it was recording, right? That would put you there regardless. It's then okay. You then took it and sent it. There's no... He sent it on Instagram. You doubled down. You didn't even... Oh, my God. It's just so crazy. I can't process the fact that it was this first crazy step. And then I don't know, man, come on. This is like the two way mirror thing in hotels.

Well, and it's not just the fact that it was recording, right? That would put you there regardless. It's then okay. You then took it and sent it. There's no... He sent it on Instagram. You doubled down. You didn't even... Oh, my God. It's just so crazy. I can't process the fact that it was this first crazy step. And then I don't know, man, come on. This is like the two way mirror thing in hotels.

I always have to go up in my flashlight and check the goddamn mirrors and look for cameras and smoke detectors. I hate that shit. I love the world before little tiny cameras because like, yeah, it's great. We can have it on our phone. It's like, oh my God, look at that. You got it. But

I always have to go up in my flashlight and check the goddamn mirrors and look for cameras and smoke detectors. I hate that shit. I love the world before little tiny cameras because like, yeah, it's great. We can have it on our phone. It's like, oh my God, look at that. You got it. But

There was something awesome, especially about being like a teenager, TPing people's houses and things when there wasn't cameras every single little place in the size of like a grain of rice.

There was something awesome, especially about being like a teenager, TPing people's houses and things when there wasn't cameras every single little place in the size of like a grain of rice.

You just got to be careful. And it's scary that it can happen with someone that close. Yeah. That should have your ultimate trust. So really there's one answer.

You just got to be careful. And it's scary that it can happen with someone that close. Yeah. That should have your ultimate trust. So really there's one answer.

What even do you think the why would be? Like, what reasonable why could there even possibly ever be? Oh yeah, that makes sense. Okay. Okay. Nevermind.

What even do you think the why would be? Like, what reasonable why could there even possibly ever be? Oh yeah, that makes sense. Okay. Okay. Nevermind.

This is like a caveman got a hold of some technology. Like rock hard. Ooh, camera. Ooh, record. Ooh, jealous. Ooh, prove point. Like, literally, it's so stupid.

This is like a caveman got a hold of some technology. Like rock hard. Ooh, camera. Ooh, record. Ooh, jealous. Ooh, prove point. Like, literally, it's so stupid.

Like, I'm going to prove I'm the alpha type shit. He's crazy.

Like, I'm going to prove I'm the alpha type shit. He's crazy.

You got to remember that in the hardest times these days. You got to document. Always. You have to, no matter how emotional you are.

You got to remember that in the hardest times these days. You got to document. Always. You have to, no matter how emotional you are.

I mean, regardless if that was wrong or not. Oh, I don't care. Thank God you did it because you found this. Imagine if you hadn't.

I mean, regardless if that was wrong or not. Oh, I don't care. Thank God you did it because you found this. Imagine if you hadn't.

It's all THT fam on there. And then the the ones that are hidden. Yeah. Hidden. They're all these crazy wild group chats of like links to porn stuff.

It's all THT fam on there. And then the the ones that are hidden. Yeah. Hidden. They're all these crazy wild group chats of like links to porn stuff.

constant i know that's all it is it's just like thousands ma'am i'm not your target audience no and then i got obviously the one dm from from the oh yeah that one yeah what one when from the show yeah oh

constant i know that's all it is it's just like thousands ma'am i'm not your target audience no and then i got obviously the one dm from from the oh yeah that one yeah what one when from the show yeah oh

I don't think so. But outside of that, nothing exciting.

I don't think so. But outside of that, nothing exciting.

That's not how it works. If I'm out of the picture, then...

That's not how it works. If I'm out of the picture, then...

When this came up at the live show, I feel like this was also kind of like, oh, you know, let's see what you guys think on this one. And everyone just like the place just lit up. I think he's pathetic. It just why are you threatened by someone's dad?

When this came up at the live show, I feel like this was also kind of like, oh, you know, let's see what you guys think on this one. And everyone just like the place just lit up. I think he's pathetic. It just why are you threatened by someone's dad?

Yeah. It's not like your dad, it's not like her dad sending her lingerie or something weird. Cause then we'd have a whole, but that, but that's kind of the energy that this dude is giving. It's like, you're reacting to what?

Yeah. It's not like your dad, it's not like her dad sending her lingerie or something weird. Cause then we'd have a whole, but that, but that's kind of the energy that this dude is giving. It's like, you're reacting to what?

Who in their right mind would say, yep, you're the asshole? Oh, God. Yeah, no, absolutely not.

Who in their right mind would say, yep, you're the asshole? Oh, God. Yeah, no, absolutely not.

I mean, okay, so... Dude, vows are not like... Dude.

I mean, okay, so... Dude, vows are not like... Dude.

That's not the kink.

That's not the kink.

I wonder if this technically could be in a sexual abuse category. I think so. Because it is sexually motivated. Yeah. Even though it's not a sexual act. I don't know. It's very.

I wonder if this technically could be in a sexual abuse category. I think so. Because it is sexually motivated. Yeah. Even though it's not a sexual act. I don't know. It's very.

Very strange. Well, it is on some abuse assault on some level. Yeah. But it's just like.

Very strange. Well, it is on some abuse assault on some level. Yeah. But it's just like.

Man, I mean, I guess you see these kink sexual desires take people...

Man, I mean, I guess you see these kink sexual desires take people...

Like a chuckle? It's so awkward?

Like a chuckle? It's so awkward?

Oh my gosh. That is the full use of free will.

Oh my gosh. That is the full use of free will.

At least she didn't have to be the one washing that person's hair.

At least she didn't have to be the one washing that person's hair.

You can hold that shit in, okay? You can! I know also you can have sex dead quiet. I did it many times in the dorm. You can be dead quiet on the top bunk and nobody going to know. So you can definitely hold it in when you're getting your hair washed. My goodness.

You can hold that shit in, okay? You can! I know also you can have sex dead quiet. I did it many times in the dorm. You can be dead quiet on the top bunk and nobody going to know. So you can definitely hold it in when you're getting your hair washed. My goodness.

Stay with the times. Okay. Time's changing.

Stay with the times. Okay. Time's changing.

Well, I know I'm the one that talked about pressure, but I think collectively we should all just raise the bar a bit.

Well, I know I'm the one that talked about pressure, but I think collectively we should all just raise the bar a bit.

Imagine the moment you see that on video too. Oh my God. You actually see it and your ultimate fear is confirmed.

Imagine the moment you see that on video too. Oh my God. You actually see it and your ultimate fear is confirmed.

Okay, they can be used for some good.

Okay, they can be used for some good.

Then I would venture to say maybe it got her to 105 because of some weird health benefit.

Then I would venture to say maybe it got her to 105 because of some weird health benefit.

No, it's not. No. They can be used for some good. It saved her a lot of time and a lot of... But I think often they are used for bad. So...

No, it's not. No. They can be used for some good. It saved her a lot of time and a lot of... But I think often they are used for bad. So...

They exist. That's the thing. They exist. We can't stop it.

They exist. That's the thing. They exist. We can't stop it.

And this was a great execution of that.

And this was a great execution of that.

Just overall in relationships. Can we, please? Because, you know, we saw that TikTok of the five-year-old kid showing up to the girl's house. It was adorable. And he had his flowers and his little stuffed animal. And he walked in and he goes, happy Valentine's Day. I can't remember the girl's name. Hands her the flowers. Lila. Gives her a hug. Yeah, Lila. Backs out. Is going to go back home.

Just overall in relationships. Can we, please? Because, you know, we saw that TikTok of the five-year-old kid showing up to the girl's house. It was adorable. And he had his flowers and his little stuffed animal. And he walked in and he goes, happy Valentine's Day. I can't remember the girl's name. Hands her the flowers. Lila. Gives her a hug. Yeah, Lila. Backs out. Is going to go back home.

No. Feels justifiable. No, we need the divorce sign from over there. We do. Yeah.

No. Feels justifiable. No, we need the divorce sign from over there. We do. Yeah.

And he showed up in a full suit.

And he showed up in a full suit.

Sounds like Sal from Impractical Jokers. Like it's like a germ thing.

Sounds like Sal from Impractical Jokers. Like it's like a germ thing.

Where it's like, oh, you farted in the bed? Like, I'm out. Like, it just feels like an uncontrolled response, not a logical response.

Where it's like, oh, you farted in the bed? Like, I'm out. Like, it just feels like an uncontrolled response, not a logical response.

It's like a minute long.

It's like a minute long.

I mean. He was so cute. Who knows how much of that was, you know, I'm curious how much he, I'm sure it was his idea, but showing up in the suit and everything. But that's a five-year-old. No. There's just such a lack of effort these days. And it's like, show people you love them all the time. I know. Not just on Valentine's Day.

I mean. He was so cute. Who knows how much of that was, you know, I'm curious how much he, I'm sure it was his idea, but showing up in the suit and everything. But that's a five-year-old. No. There's just such a lack of effort these days. And it's like, show people you love them all the time. I know. Not just on Valentine's Day.

Wow.

Wow.

That's crazy. Here's the thing.

That's crazy. Here's the thing.

Well, if it is recent, then I would say this sets a very awkward standard going forward where it's like, I'm going to be uncomfortable constantly in any situation with this guy if he freaks out this much over a little fart.

Well, if it is recent, then I would say this sets a very awkward standard going forward where it's like, I'm going to be uncomfortable constantly in any situation with this guy if he freaks out this much over a little fart.

yeah then you know i don't want to deal with that forever because what if i fall asleep first and then i fart my sleep and i can't painfully just hold it in and then is he gonna freak out and be like you did it again i'm done like we can't deal with that energy there's no room for that in my life you know what i'm saying yeah says the person who never farts and has a fiance who never farts in front of him but i do like the thing is i don't

yeah then you know i don't want to deal with that forever because what if i fall asleep first and then i fart my sleep and i can't painfully just hold it in and then is he gonna freak out and be like you did it again i'm done like we can't deal with that energy there's no room for that in my life you know what i'm saying yeah says the person who never farts and has a fiance who never farts in front of him but i do like the thing is i don't

Meanwhile, you have the on command over here.

Meanwhile, you have the on command over here.

What if she falls and gets hurt and she's bleeding and she needs someone to put a fricking tourniquet around her? And he's like, no, I can't, I can't. And then she bleeds out. Like, come on, that's not someone you want.

What if she falls and gets hurt and she's bleeding and she needs someone to put a fricking tourniquet around her? And he's like, no, I can't, I can't. And then she bleeds out. Like, come on, that's not someone you want.

But the thing is, if this is locked in, because we don't know if we can change him and his reactions to things. If this is locked in, then we're really asking a question of, is this how I want to live my life?

But the thing is, if this is locked in, because we don't know if we can change him and his reactions to things. If this is locked in, then we're really asking a question of, is this how I want to live my life?

Is this the person I want to be by my side and kind of deal with this stuff forever? You start looking at yourself and what you want.

Is this the person I want to be by my side and kind of deal with this stuff forever? You start looking at yourself and what you want.

Right. Because are you really going to be like, I don't want you to react when I fart. And if it's like, then I, you know, it's weird. But then is he compromising on his quality of life based on his preferences and aversions like we're talking about?

Right. Because are you really going to be like, I don't want you to react when I fart. And if it's like, then I, you know, it's weird. But then is he compromising on his quality of life based on his preferences and aversions like we're talking about?

It's not necessarily we need to change. It's just what do you want going forward? Yeah.

It's not necessarily we need to change. It's just what do you want going forward? Yeah.

The same guy pooping at Lowe's was the lone guy? Yeah.

The same guy pooping at Lowe's was the lone guy? Yeah.

That was a wild story.

That was a wild story.

What's the difference between the terrible thing about, oh, can you hold it? You have to hold it in. The opposite of that is, can you force air out your ass? Can you force it out so I can hear it and feel more comfortable? I know. That probably also has some health problems associated with it.

What's the difference between the terrible thing about, oh, can you hold it? You have to hold it in. The opposite of that is, can you force air out your ass? Can you force it out so I can hear it and feel more comfortable? I know. That probably also has some health problems associated with it.

Not since I've stopped eating dairy changed my life.

Not since I've stopped eating dairy changed my life.

I don't... Okay. What? If we saw the uncut raw footage of every episode, let's count the number of burps.

I don't... Okay. What? If we saw the uncut raw footage of every episode, let's count the number of burps.

Let's count the number of burps.

Let's count the number of burps.

Lauren's like, I've tooted five times while we've been here during the episode. No, no.

Lauren's like, I've tooted five times while we've been here during the episode. No, no.

If you could see them, they'd be green.

If you could see them, they'd be green.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, yeah.

I wish I could know, but no.

I wish I could know, but no.

That box has got a stank because used condoms do not age well.

That box has got a stank because used condoms do not age well.

It does not matter.

It does not matter.

Hey, listen.

Hey, listen.

No, no, no. He's so defeated. You go first. No, no, no, no.

No, no, no. He's so defeated. You go first. No, no, no, no.

No, no turn needed.

No, no turn needed.

I well, this is what was in the box. It's just kind of condoms. I'm just disturbed. I'm putting myself in this situation. Yeah. And there is a place where I feel like this box could reside in our residence. And, you know, it just seems.

I well, this is what was in the box. It's just kind of condoms. I'm just disturbed. I'm putting myself in this situation. Yeah. And there is a place where I feel like this box could reside in our residence. And, you know, it just seems.

Back up. I'm just picturing myself.

Back up. I'm just picturing myself.

I'm just picturing myself finding said box and being in the situation and just being completely.

I'm just picturing myself finding said box and being in the situation and just being completely.

No, no, but I'm putting myself in that place. Yeah.

No, no, but I'm putting myself in that place. Yeah.

Like, I don't, I just. What would you do? I can't even think through it because it's, there's no logic. And I would just, I don't know. I think the best way to put it was early on in the thing with creepy. It is kind of just creepy.

Like, I don't, I just. What would you do? I can't even think through it because it's, there's no logic. And I would just, I don't know. I think the best way to put it was early on in the thing with creepy. It is kind of just creepy.

Isn't it crazy how this whole idea of Valentine's Day became a holiday and now brings with it so much pressure? Almost like a birthday. Like, oh, you didn't get me what I wanted and make me feel special. Now there's a day also for that as a couple where there's all this pressure out of nowhere. It's just kind of crazy to think about the concept.

Isn't it crazy how this whole idea of Valentine's Day became a holiday and now brings with it so much pressure? Almost like a birthday. Like, oh, you didn't get me what I wanted and make me feel special. Now there's a day also for that as a couple where there's all this pressure out of nowhere. It's just kind of crazy to think about the concept.

The last dose of medication.

The last dose of medication.

Well, okay, now, right, we're taking it to a whole different place, but... The girl's got a box full of stuff that she showed it.

Well, okay, now, right, we're taking it to a whole different place, but... The girl's got a box full of stuff that she showed it.

I mean, if it was filled with all the used condoms, then it'd be like, yeah, okay, what are you trying to do? But there's, like, one... Maybe...

I mean, if it was filled with all the used condoms, then it'd be like, yeah, okay, what are you trying to do? But there's, like, one... Maybe...

It honestly was kind of like that. I don't know.

It honestly was kind of like that. I don't know.

Evidence on a crime scene.

Evidence on a crime scene.

I don't know. I guess a fingerprint because her DNA.

I don't know. I guess a fingerprint because her DNA.

This was the one it happened with.

This was the one it happened with.

Okay, wait, wait, wait. How did you know it was that condom? And wouldn't you find out a certain amount of time later?

Okay, wait, wait, wait. How did you know it was that condom? And wouldn't you find out a certain amount of time later?

To be able to preserve?

To be able to preserve?

Were you guys not throwing out your trash regularly? Yeah.

Were you guys not throwing out your trash regularly? Yeah.

Every time you have completed sexual activity, you write the date on the condom.

Every time you have completed sexual activity, you write the date on the condom.

Yeah, but why are we trying to make sense of it? Why are we trying to make sense of any of this?

Yeah, but why are we trying to make sense of it? Why are we trying to make sense of any of this?

We made for each other. He's Twitterpated. He's going to start his own box now. That's the next update that's coming.

We made for each other. He's Twitterpated. He's going to start his own box now. That's the next update that's coming.

Yeah, and I'm satisfied because you're going to throw them all away. Great. Never happened.

Yeah, and I'm satisfied because you're going to throw them all away. Great. Never happened.

She squeeged it. She squeeged it.

She squeeged it. She squeeged it.

And he's gone now, too. He's missing.

And he's gone now, too. He's missing.

Until next time.

Until next time.

Bye.

Bye.

That's what I was going to say. Yeah.

That's what I was going to say. Yeah.

So if you ever lose them.

So if you ever lose them.

Because shouldn't every day kind of be a little piece of Valentine's Day that you build up the entire year instead of just having like... I mean, it's cool. I'm down with Valentine's Day, but it's just kind of like this one spotlighted day where everyone who's loving loves and everyone who's not is just like sad. I remember going to...

Because shouldn't every day kind of be a little piece of Valentine's Day that you build up the entire year instead of just having like... I mean, it's cool. I'm down with Valentine's Day, but it's just kind of like this one spotlighted day where everyone who's loving loves and everyone who's not is just like sad. I remember going to...

Yeah. I think contrary to the other stories, this one is not for me like, oh, it's over. This is terrible. How could you? It's more just like maybe this is an eye-opening moment. Maybe this just reveals that, hey, you know, you got me the exact same thing. And I'm not really sure if that was 100% intentional.

Yeah. I think contrary to the other stories, this one is not for me like, oh, it's over. This is terrible. How could you? It's more just like maybe this is an eye-opening moment. Maybe this just reveals that, hey, you know, you got me the exact same thing. And I'm not really sure if that was 100% intentional.

Okay.

Okay.

But then also like whatever. So we do find out. But I think in that sense, it can just be a little bit of a wake up call. Hey, you know, you got me the same thing. Maybe just pay attention a little bit more. And I'd obviously like something with a little variety, even though I've worn these every single day, which means she's obviously obsessed with them.

That's true. But also like, even if I don't have many options and I love some, and I, you know, I,

If I'm wearing something every day, I really like it. So, you know, I think it depends. But maybe it's a wake-up call. Maybe, I don't know. I'm curious to hear.

It's not dissimilar to what I'm wearing right now.

Oh, well, yeah. No, it's just – it's because I think the moment she walked through the door, it was like, this is it. Yeah. No, honestly, kind of the sun was coming in. There was a little bit of that glow and it just – I just knew.

Valentine's Day I'd be you know in New York back in the day and you go and there's balloons and stuff everywhere and I'm like this is stupid this is dumb you're such a scrooge no but then when you're in a relationship you're like oh this is special what are we gonna go do we're gonna have a really nice date night like you know you make it

But I've definitely missed things.

Well, that's different. I've missed when you've gotten your hair done and the color is perfect all the way down. It's like, do you notice anything? You get in that situation. I've definitely missed that a few times, but Yeah. Where, I mean, but the thing is too, earrings, like it might just go over a guy's head because like, I can see your earrings right now.

I'm just like, I am a big fan of earrings and I just think they're really cool. And like the different ways people style them.

Yeah. I couldn't draw a picture of any earrings that you've really worn. Like I know simple basic ones, but any ones that have a specific style, I could not tell you.

I know those ones, but it's because we made such a point about those because they're from someone and this and that, but it's like, I think they were from Kira. Yeah, but it's so pretty.

But any other earrings either you've worn? I don't know. I mean, well, I probably couldn't recollect.

But be original.

Maybe not.

being considerate thoughtful caring is not natural for you it doesn't have to be it's it's honestly like it shouldn't be right it should not be like uh natural that's what makes it special it makes you go above and beyond you go out of your way that's what makes it so special yeah if it was natural and you were doing it 24 7 That's great, but also that's kind of not real life. Right.

And that would set an unrealistic standard and nothing would be special. That's like waking up every day is your birthday. It would get really old really fast.

Because there will be someone out there.

So a good little wake up call and hopefully now the trend and the pattern will get better.

Ouch. Really took advantage. Wow.

That's bigger than advice. Way bigger.

It's just not, you know, it doesn't... Rowentine's Day.

I mean, it's just really, the problem is not the drug accusation. It is the drinking because I feel like that's wrapped under, it's all wrapped up in the same bundle.

Galentine's just flow.

Right. Right. I mean, I've unfortunately had a bit of experience with this where I've had questions or stories told to me over and over and over again. And I'm just like, You literally just told me this and you just don't know what to do.

Well, no, it's there's a number of people and it's just like, I don't know what to do in those moments because I almost feel like I've become I've been put in the position where I then have to babysit. whoever's gotten to that point and you can't do anything wrong or call them out or do anything until the next morning and then have a conversation and be like, hey, this is what it was like.

Because if you try and address anything with someone who's in that state in that moment, it just blows up. And it's like, I've had those awkward conversations, but this one, it isn't just like, hey, you got drunk and ruined the night. You took it a step further.

I just drives me nuts too. Cause I knew from the second you said mimosas, I'm like, I know where this is headed. Cause I've just seen it so many times and just drink after drink. And it's like, do you not have any concept of like what the purpose of this was? Do you not understand why? I get you. You're feeling all this free.

You're like a kid who just got to college and you don't know what alcohol is. I mean, you're acting like ridiculous.

Well, it's going to happen again. Well, maybe like, well, it's like it's just happened once. So it's like the next opportunity would be very telling.

I'd like some flowers sometimes.

Because it's a night off, too, for both of you.

We've had the same number?

I mean, I think the common thought is, well, guys don't get roofied.

But the situation is a lot of times you're collateral damage. You are.

Because I would go up to these bars and, you know, just to make it easy for tequila sodas, whatever it is, just to everyone got the same thing. And I'd grab all four. Yeah. Walk them back to the table. And I guess it was a little bit of Russian roulette that we'd all play unknowingly.

And then I would draw the unlucky glass.

And you guys have seen me in that position two or three times now.

Yeah.

Because I'd only had that one or two drinks that night.

No, he's saying like, look, I have her now.

I mean, it's just crazy. What are you trying to prove?

Yeah, it's wild.

Why are you still... Why are you still threatened by the axe if you're married?

So messed up.

I'd be looking for the camera.

Well, and it's not just the fact that it was recording, right? That would put you there regardless. It's then okay. You then took it and sent it. There's no... He sent it on Instagram. You doubled down. You didn't even... Oh, my God. It's just so crazy. I can't process the fact that it was this first crazy step. And then I don't know, man, come on. This is like the two way mirror thing in hotels.

I always have to go up in my flashlight and check the goddamn mirrors and look for cameras and smoke detectors. I hate that shit. I love the world before little tiny cameras because like, yeah, it's great. We can have it on our phone. It's like, oh my God, look at that. You got it. But

There was something awesome, especially about being like a teenager, TPing people's houses and things when there wasn't cameras every single little place in the size of like a grain of rice.

You just got to be careful. And it's scary that it can happen with someone that close. Yeah. That should have your ultimate trust. So really there's one answer.

What even do you think the why would be? Like, what reasonable why could there even possibly ever be? Oh yeah, that makes sense. Okay. Okay. Nevermind.

This is like a caveman got a hold of some technology. Like rock hard. Ooh, camera. Ooh, record. Ooh, jealous. Ooh, prove point. Like, literally, it's so stupid.

Like, I'm going to prove I'm the alpha type shit. He's crazy.

You got to remember that in the hardest times these days. You got to document. Always. You have to, no matter how emotional you are.

I mean, regardless if that was wrong or not. Oh, I don't care. Thank God you did it because you found this. Imagine if you hadn't.

It's all THT fam on there. And then the the ones that are hidden. Yeah. Hidden. They're all these crazy wild group chats of like links to porn stuff.

constant i know that's all it is it's just like thousands ma'am i'm not your target audience no and then i got obviously the one dm from from the oh yeah that one yeah what one when from the show yeah oh

I don't think so. But outside of that, nothing exciting.

That's not how it works. If I'm out of the picture, then...

When this came up at the live show, I feel like this was also kind of like, oh, you know, let's see what you guys think on this one. And everyone just like the place just lit up. I think he's pathetic. It just why are you threatened by someone's dad?

Yeah. It's not like your dad, it's not like her dad sending her lingerie or something weird. Cause then we'd have a whole, but that, but that's kind of the energy that this dude is giving. It's like, you're reacting to what?

Who in their right mind would say, yep, you're the asshole? Oh, God. Yeah, no, absolutely not.

I mean, okay, so... Dude, vows are not like... Dude.

That's not the kink.

I wonder if this technically could be in a sexual abuse category. I think so. Because it is sexually motivated. Yeah. Even though it's not a sexual act. I don't know. It's very.

Very strange. Well, it is on some abuse assault on some level. Yeah. But it's just like.

Man, I mean, I guess you see these kink sexual desires take people...

Like a chuckle? It's so awkward?

Oh my gosh. That is the full use of free will.

At least she didn't have to be the one washing that person's hair.

You can hold that shit in, okay? You can! I know also you can have sex dead quiet. I did it many times in the dorm. You can be dead quiet on the top bunk and nobody going to know. So you can definitely hold it in when you're getting your hair washed. My goodness.

Stay with the times. Okay. Time's changing.

Well, I know I'm the one that talked about pressure, but I think collectively we should all just raise the bar a bit.

Imagine the moment you see that on video too. Oh my God. You actually see it and your ultimate fear is confirmed.

Okay, they can be used for some good.

Then I would venture to say maybe it got her to 105 because of some weird health benefit.

No, it's not. No. They can be used for some good. It saved her a lot of time and a lot of... But I think often they are used for bad. So...

They exist. That's the thing. They exist. We can't stop it.

And this was a great execution of that.

Just overall in relationships. Can we, please? Because, you know, we saw that TikTok of the five-year-old kid showing up to the girl's house. It was adorable. And he had his flowers and his little stuffed animal. And he walked in and he goes, happy Valentine's Day. I can't remember the girl's name. Hands her the flowers. Lila. Gives her a hug. Yeah, Lila. Backs out. Is going to go back home.

No. Feels justifiable. No, we need the divorce sign from over there. We do. Yeah.

And he showed up in a full suit.

Sounds like Sal from Impractical Jokers. Like it's like a germ thing.

Where it's like, oh, you farted in the bed? Like, I'm out. Like, it just feels like an uncontrolled response, not a logical response.

It's like a minute long.

I mean. He was so cute. Who knows how much of that was, you know, I'm curious how much he, I'm sure it was his idea, but showing up in the suit and everything. But that's a five-year-old. No. There's just such a lack of effort these days. And it's like, show people you love them all the time. I know. Not just on Valentine's Day.

Wow.

That's crazy. Here's the thing.

Well, if it is recent, then I would say this sets a very awkward standard going forward where it's like, I'm going to be uncomfortable constantly in any situation with this guy if he freaks out this much over a little fart.

yeah then you know i don't want to deal with that forever because what if i fall asleep first and then i fart my sleep and i can't painfully just hold it in and then is he gonna freak out and be like you did it again i'm done like we can't deal with that energy there's no room for that in my life you know what i'm saying yeah says the person who never farts and has a fiance who never farts in front of him but i do like the thing is i don't

Meanwhile, you have the on command over here.

What if she falls and gets hurt and she's bleeding and she needs someone to put a fricking tourniquet around her? And he's like, no, I can't, I can't. And then she bleeds out. Like, come on, that's not someone you want.

But the thing is, if this is locked in, because we don't know if we can change him and his reactions to things. If this is locked in, then we're really asking a question of, is this how I want to live my life?

Is this the person I want to be by my side and kind of deal with this stuff forever? You start looking at yourself and what you want.

Right. Because are you really going to be like, I don't want you to react when I fart. And if it's like, then I, you know, it's weird. But then is he compromising on his quality of life based on his preferences and aversions like we're talking about?

It's not necessarily we need to change. It's just what do you want going forward? Yeah.

The same guy pooping at Lowe's was the lone guy? Yeah.

That was a wild story.

What's the difference between the terrible thing about, oh, can you hold it? You have to hold it in. The opposite of that is, can you force air out your ass? Can you force it out so I can hear it and feel more comfortable? I know. That probably also has some health problems associated with it.

Not since I've stopped eating dairy changed my life.

I don't... Okay. What? If we saw the uncut raw footage of every episode, let's count the number of burps.

Let's count the number of burps.

Lauren's like, I've tooted five times while we've been here during the episode. No, no.

If you could see them, they'd be green.

Ah, yeah.

I wish I could know, but no.

That box has got a stank because used condoms do not age well.

It does not matter.

Hey, listen.

No, no, no. He's so defeated. You go first. No, no, no, no.

No, no turn needed.

I well, this is what was in the box. It's just kind of condoms. I'm just disturbed. I'm putting myself in this situation. Yeah. And there is a place where I feel like this box could reside in our residence. And, you know, it just seems.

Back up. I'm just picturing myself.

I'm just picturing myself finding said box and being in the situation and just being completely.

No, no, but I'm putting myself in that place. Yeah.

Like, I don't, I just. What would you do? I can't even think through it because it's, there's no logic. And I would just, I don't know. I think the best way to put it was early on in the thing with creepy. It is kind of just creepy.

Isn't it crazy how this whole idea of Valentine's Day became a holiday and now brings with it so much pressure? Almost like a birthday. Like, oh, you didn't get me what I wanted and make me feel special. Now there's a day also for that as a couple where there's all this pressure out of nowhere. It's just kind of crazy to think about the concept.

The last dose of medication.

Well, okay, now, right, we're taking it to a whole different place, but... The girl's got a box full of stuff that she showed it.

I mean, if it was filled with all the used condoms, then it'd be like, yeah, okay, what are you trying to do? But there's, like, one... Maybe...

It honestly was kind of like that. I don't know.

Evidence on a crime scene.

I don't know. I guess a fingerprint because her DNA.

This was the one it happened with.

Okay, wait, wait, wait. How did you know it was that condom? And wouldn't you find out a certain amount of time later?

To be able to preserve?

Were you guys not throwing out your trash regularly? Yeah.

Every time you have completed sexual activity, you write the date on the condom.

Yeah, but why are we trying to make sense of it? Why are we trying to make sense of any of this?

We made for each other. He's Twitterpated. He's going to start his own box now. That's the next update that's coming.

Yeah, and I'm satisfied because you're going to throw them all away. Great. Never happened.

She squeeged it. She squeeged it.

And he's gone now, too. He's missing.

Until next time.

Bye.

That's what I was going to say. Yeah.

So if you ever lose them.

Because shouldn't every day kind of be a little piece of Valentine's Day that you build up the entire year instead of just having like... I mean, it's cool. I'm down with Valentine's Day, but it's just kind of like this one spotlighted day where everyone who's loving loves and everyone who's not is just like sad. I remember going to...

Yeah. I think contrary to the other stories, this one is not for me like, oh, it's over. This is terrible. How could you? It's more just like maybe this is an eye-opening moment. Maybe this just reveals that, hey, you know, you got me the exact same thing. And I'm not really sure if that was 100% intentional.

Okay.