Victoria Fuller

Or mine while you're at it. Yeah, it would be nice.

Once or twice. Like, the way that, uh, you could, like, put it between my toe and wrap it around. Put it in my ear.

Yeah. Did you see that the next morning they were in each other's shorts and people are like, does that mean they had sex?

Me too. Patrick Schwarzenegger crushed the reaction. Oh, my God. Him just being like. He's so good.

Relationship aside. Totally.

And she was saying, Lori was saying, like, you've done this since high school. Like, you haven't changed. Yeah, that makes sense. So it was like, yeah.

Period. I did think Leslie Bibb. What's her character's name? What is her character's name?

Kate that's her name I would not have guessed no I'm like what is okay Leslie Bibb whenever she was like it was the most like relatable there's these three women are so good they are so delivering like actual facial expressions and scenarios that happen in the like her telling her being like oh my god and guess who was leaving her room And then she sees her getting mad.

Listen, I think she has a strong case. I think she definitely brought the receipts, you know, her being like, well, he didn't dispute any of them. He wasn't like, I actually never gave you a journal to write your feelings.

She's like, I thought I didn't know you were going to be mad.

No, I think she was like, let's talk shit how we always talk shit. And then like, oh, no, wait, you're mad.

I've been out with Victoria before and the way that men will be just be like, oh my God, like crawling all over Victoria. And it makes you be like, I also thought I was hot, but clearly I am not. It's like you're walking with Victoria and being like, we're two bad bitches. And then everyone's obsessed with Victoria and you're like, it's perfect. Stop.

the fuck it's because you're married i'll be going home it's because you're married and they know it's all over the internet for sure that is why but it really is humbling to go in public with victoria fuller because it is shut up yeah no so i can only imagine what her friends who get to go out with her constantly it's like wishing y'all the best good luck out there no it's um i actually feel like i always am giving my friends like the guy

Yeah, like green shirt's mine.

Like, honestly, they could have been all the grandpas from Golden Bachelor. And I'm like, what the fuck? What about me? They're like, yeah, excuse me, ma'am. You could just move over. The girl in the green. Shut up. Whatever.

very true not to mention you've been like pregnant and married so it's like yeah they're hitting on you while you're pregnant that's insane no god no god no no the one time the one time i had an interaction with a man while i was pregnant it was me walking across the street when i wasn't supposed to be in the man's head move it badass so it's been fun it was fun Yeah. No, I don't believe you.

Yeah, he did. Why? And I said, I'm pregnant. What's your excuse? And you probably had like your cute little crop top on with your belly. Yeah, that I thought was really cute. And then I look back at photos of me like that. There's like a couple. Chambliss will constantly send me these like random paparazzi photos of me while I'm pregnant. And it is jarring.

I was doing the crop top in the shorts and it was not working for me.

Not when I see those photos. Yes, it was.

I definitely did until I look back at some photos that I didn't personally take of myself.

That is true. I definitely would have posed.

You're like, why would I want that out there? Like, You don't think I would have maybe applied some lotion and maybe stood up a little straighter or sucked in?

Did you hear that, speaking of Leslie Bibb, she revealed that Heather Dubrow, friend of show, played a role in developing her White Lotus character. Really?

Did you talk?

She was very lovely. Did you know what I'm talking about?

Well, I feel like, yeah, any time Nick's like refuses to go up to someone.

I'm like, it's Drew Barrymore. Go over there. Give her your number. I remember that.

Can you imagine? Did it go to iMessage or green? Drew Barrymore was like, yeah, I'm sure it's 9-1-1. Call me.

Literally.

Yeah, she is.

Yeah, that's true. I'm sorry you feel that way. I'm sorry for you. I'm sorry you're poor. Not my problem, but I am sorry for you.

She said in an interview, I'm very surprised at the Sutton who showed up in our conversations and in this season. I am shocked by it because she's not the person I anticipated. I just didn't anticipate that Sutton would be so mean. So I don't know who this version of a person is and whether or not she is trustworthy from now on out. I have no idea.

Yeah. But he didn't dispute any of it. He wasn't like, well, I actually didn't say that.

I feel like she's one of those people that I will watch my back with. So is she kind of saying like on camera she's different than off camera? Is that basically what that means?

And she was like, your wallet doesn't match. Ooh. Remember that?

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No one knows the name of the charity. Yeah. Still to this day. Almost not toothless. And then the next day we went to a different shop and my mom was like sobbing, crying at one of the dresses. And she was like, I think this is it. And it was not it. And I was like, maybe it is. And then I accidentally showed Nick a picture in the car and he's like, I don't like it.

I was like, look at this picture.

I think it was pretty. I said that it was a picture I took of Jeff earlier. Oh, my God. He was like, I don't know what that was. I don't know what I just saw. But I'll be honest with you. I don't like it. I was like, well, that takes that off my plate. Oh, my God.

Nobody's content is original. Everyone does that.

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like tv terms so y'all spent four nights together in the hotel and then you left the island you went back to your west coast he went back to the south florida or something what kind of happened in that period okay so when i first came home i went came home to arizona for like a day which is where i live but then all my family lives in oregon so after like two days of being home i went

I was thinking that, too. I was like, I wonder if Juliana is going to say something on her own accord and be like, by the way, love to also give my support to Latia. I know, obviously, she feels this way, you know. Did she not?

You don't think he was being genuine?

What was your tagline in the beginning? Your guilty pleasure?

Okay. So post show everything, I saw a clip of you and Ashley on a live where Grant was like on the phone yelling at her. Yeah.

What was that about?

Did the guitar singing that he made a mistake and he heard his girl Ashley, like right after y'all hook up, was that not, I mean.

i honestly don't think any woman is i don't care if you're john mayer like i don't want to sit and listen to you like acapella sing in front of me with no other band members and like that scares me so props to you you sat i mean and he kept he did not stop when you walked up he kept on going no it was a performance performance of the century for real

Thank you. Bye. I used to wish my name was pronounced with a D. Natalie. Natalie.

Natalie. Natalie. I don't know why. Why? I also used to tell everyone my real name was Bridget and I went by Natalie. That's insane. You never wanted your name to be something different when you were a kid?

I'm wondering. Speaking of- That's not even your middle name. No, it's not. I don't know. Literally, I think I heard it in a movie or like a cool girl had her name Bridget and I was like, I wish my name was Bridget.

Elijah. Wow. You never were like, what if my name was Nicole?

She was. She was one of those.

Literally. Before we get into your session.

This has just reminded me that I was talking to my dad yesterday on the phone and he was like, randomly, he goes- And how do I find this podcast? And I was like, what podcast? He was like, the one that Nick has. And I was like, oh, you can find it on YouTube. And he was like, and you're on it sometimes? And I was like, yeah, I am. And he was like, all right.

Should I just listen to the most recent one? And I was thinking about it. I'm like, I think the most recent one I'm talking about ain't also. You're probably not. You know, I'll send you one that I feel like you'll like. Thank God he doesn't know how to work the internet or I would be having some tough conversations. Dad's finally starting to care.

Listen to the ones I'm not on. That would be fun.

Because he did it with like duct tape. And I was like, this is kind of giving like, I'm holding you hostage. That's duct tape?

I didn't know how... But he was definitely like, we can't talk at night because I have my mouth tape on. You know, and I was like, I have so much to say right now.

Yes. So they're allowing like, cross-pollination baby jess to possibly date like what was his guys age gaps what was his name kevin or something jack grandfather like is that really they're doing that or is it sounds like the rules are there are no rules i'm gonna throw up

It's just going to be her hand. People are going to be like, that's definitely Natalie. She hasn't had a manicure in 42 years.

You were like, and then I finally get to work.

Stop.

You won't find Victoria smelling.

Yes, you will. That is your scent. At all times. Anytime I smell that scent, I'm like, Victoria Phillips here.

That's my favorite thing to say. I sound like I don't do anything, but I really do.

You do. You're in...

I do.

And he's like, you know, but- He's like, well, last time you were here, it says, I wrote down a couple notes that said Natalie wasn't feeling seen and Nick wasn't getting enough sex. So do you want to open that up again or- Like, no, I thought we got past that. Yeah, I thought we were healed. But sure, you know, now that you bring it up, I am pissed again. Isn't that funny?

You're not her grandfather. And thank God I now have the space to finally tell you I wasn't comfortable to say it at your wedding, but I think your age gap's disgusting.

What's this dynamic? And then he'll be like, maybe some physical touch would be nice. You're like, I didn't even think about it. And you're like, wait for a second.

Nick will, like, reach out and, like, put his hand on my hand. And we're like.

There's like awkward silence in there. So yeah, you start thinking of like, well, I guess like he did forget the bananas at the grocery store and like I was really annoyed by that.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

There is something different about a 70-year-old man who looks 70, looks like a grandfather, is a grandfather, and is like, Oh, so what'd you have for breakfast? And we have to watch them try to make a connection with these younger. Yeah, I don't know.

What if you're like deaf and blind and you can't walk? So I'm Helen Keller.

And your teeth are fall out. Then I probably wouldn't want to live.

Or eat anything, but like a smoothie.

Honestly, it was time for Garcelle to exit. Yeah.

You know. And she never really. I feel like maybe if she would have been willing to like like her and Sutton kind of be able to go at it. But I feel like they have such a real friendship. I love it. That they're just like this isn't. Yeah. Worth. You know, they're like, listen, like, that's what I think. And I'm sorry. And I love you.

Is that what she said in the thing or no?

Well, did you see that a United Airlines flight?

Please stop. No, no. A United Airlines flight had to turn around two hours into its journey from L.A. to Shanghai after it was discovered that the pilot had forgotten their passport. I'm sorry, sir. Like their one job is to remember things. Like they're not allowed to forget things. Like, you know what?

You know, he's like this.

It says the aircraft diverted to San Francisco where passengers were provided with meal vouchers. Meal?

They're like, so we actually have to wait for his passport to be shipped here. So if you want to get some Shake Shack. Do you think it was from, so it was left in LA or Shanghai? It left in LA going to Shanghai.

Got two hours out and they were like, oh, got to turn around. So they went to San Francisco. Oh. So not all the way back to LA.

Yeah. Good question.

Like, am I just a passenger in seat 52? It's just wild. Pilot, they obviously care about pilots more than they care about us. Yeah, they do not give a shit about their customers.

No, they don't. Well, Snow White is currently rated as one of the worst movies of all time, rating at a 2.1 out of 10.

And I'm a Disney girl.

I was actually there right before he showed up. I was with him.

Fix them.

Well, we've both been in therapy, and I've obviously had to talk to my therapist about this.

Okay.

Because it is hard. It's really hard going online and hearing people thinking that I'm some dumb, naive girl or that. I'm dying to be on the show or whatever else. I've heard it all.

Yeah, I was with him. He had no clue. I actually asked him because he was full on bawling his eyes out right before he even saw you because he was talking to me about his friend Ali.

Because I was like, hey, you know, we should do because I was like, we really love each other. So and my mom actually suggested that she was like, you guys should like start therapy now to kind of prevent anything in the future.

And going back to where I was saying, like, you know, me, like, saying something online and, like, you know, giving him a little shit, you know? I can't do that forever. I can't hang on to that. I can't always do that. I gotta let him grow. And that's... Me doing that is, like, gonna stop that. Do you know what I'm saying?

No. And like, all right, this is my pain in the ass. I can deal with it. I got it.

And we had a night. We had a long night. And yeah, I asked him the night before and I was like, do you have anything tomorrow? He goes, no, no, I'm good. And then all of a sudden call comes and I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm like, this could not be more terrible.

I think that a part of the reason why so many women feel that they could so easily like disrespect me, like let's say we're at a show or something. Girls will come up and just try to be all over him or try to kiss him or whatever. And I'm sitting right there.

They know I'm right there. And she gets pissed.

Sometimes they don't. Sometimes they do. But I think that's coming from what he did in his past. If I were his girlfriend and knowing everything that happened in the past, I'd look at him like, oh, well, he'd do it again. Yeah, they're all trying to bait him, I'm sure.

I'm going to say, I love.

Um, what was I even saying, guys?

Oh, yeah, he'll have one drink now because I have this rule. I'm like, no drinking before podcasts. No drinking before, like, carpets or this or that because it automatically, it actually goes to his face, like, to where, like... No. Just fucking with you.

Oh, God.

I didn't, I didn't. Listen, we're here now.

well from what I've heard and like seen on the internet and stuff like they didn't have the same you know wants and you know with each other um but I I told him I'm like don't waste my time if you ever want to you know go elsewhere if you ever want to break up just break up with me and um if you're not happy with something I'm like do we want kids like well do you want kids and then okay how many do you want but we have to be on the same page on everything I'm like don't waste my time 16 kids

I'm not popping out with 16 kids, but I'm going to pop out too.

Thank you.

this man is so different now compared to when i first met him the insecurity like he's so beautiful like baby that that like even just so many different in so many different ways you are just so insecure and now you feel like you're more yourself you know yourself more i do think that being with me i'm so sorry i didn't mention it again but like

That was the first time he ever poured his heart out, like ever even spoke about him to me.

And so if you notice on your podcast, his eyes are super puffy. It was just from crying.

We had both been drinking.

If I would have known, I would have been like, no, we're going to bed.

Thank you.

Thank you.

We met through a friend. It's kind of funny. My friend, she was like, oh, do you want to go to this show? And I'm being honest, I looked at the phone on YouTube.

And I'm just being honest. I was like, do I really have to go to this? Like, come on. Because it was just, I'm sorry. It wasn't the best video. It wasn't the best like, you know, clip that they could have shown me. But then, I mean, I show up, I go there and I swear, I'm almost front row just like, I'm like, it's so much better in person, first off. And then now I'm like, here I am.

I don't have no idea how this happened.

By the way, by the way, River Rose is so pretty.

The name. I'm sure she's beautiful too.

I love that name. Oh my gosh. That's really cute.

My friend actually liked him at the time. Don't worry.

I'm far from that.

No, he's saying that you're not.

And I think for Jax, I'm actually really, really proud of Jax for being sober because that's got to take a lot. To own it to the world, to admit it and everything, that's got to take a lot of courage to even do that in the first place.

Give me a lie detector test. I don't care who believes me, who does not. I had no clue. I mean, to be honest, like be for real, like he probably wishes that I knew about the scandal beforehand because I'm finding things out in real time. I'm going through my phone. My algorithms fully changed.

And I'm like, during the relationship, I'm looking over, I'm like, just giving a dirty look. And he's like, what did I do? And I'm like, you did what? Where? Are you fucking kidding me?

Fair enough. Fair enough.

Even my mom was like, cause my mom, my mom watched a show.

So what did you, when you, she told me and she was like, no, no, no.

I was like, give him a chance. I really like him. And what does mom say to him? She had to meet him. And she had to like, you know, it took a minute, but now she loves him. She absolutely loves him. My dad absolutely loves him.

My mom actually suggested it.

I mean, I would have not thought the same about him whatsoever. Like I got to know him not knowing anything and hearing his sides of whatever. And, you know, like I said, I've definitely seen not so great things that if anything, the nicest way I could say this, if I was the other girl, if I was his ex and there was a little secret camera, I've definitely feel like I've been his karma.

That's good. Yeah, I like that.

I knew you were about to go there.

It was the best first date.

You're pretty exhausted.

I love them.

He just did his little concoction or whatever. And I was like, I can't believe I'm about to try this. And then it was great. And then...

And then, yeah, then we get up.

Sorry, Craig.

I thought that was it. Oh, no, we went to Barney's.

We had a fun little ride back, but we won't tell all the details.

What do you mean by that?

So him and I are still really good. We're not really good friends now. If we see each other in passing... You're cool. We're cool, yeah. I'm actually closer to Toby. Toby McGuire. He's a really good friend.

Meaning like I've given him a lot of shit. Yeah, because I'm a girl and like I've never cheated in my entire life. I would never be a homewrecker. And I just I'm not for any of that. And he I think he was matched with me for a reason because he has grown so much. I'm so proud of him. I really am. And it's baby. I think that he needed a little tough... She kicks my ass.

And blue, yeah. They're great. I've introduced him to Blue and Toby.

We had like a little... thing or whatever we would hang out like as friends for most of the time and I think that just like so many girls were so like we would go out and we would meet up and then all girls would just like swarm him and just like stare at him and it was just so freaky I'm like oh my god like what is going on like

And then he, I think he likes the fact that whenever I'd hang out with him, I'd just treat him like a normal person because he is a normal person. Just very successful and great at his job. And, you know, and we're just, I mean, we had a little thing, but we weren't like in a relationship, you know, but. Cool. Yeah.

There's one I'm not going to really bring up. And then the other one I don't really like right now or ever because he wasn't very nice. But I won't bring him up either. They don't deserve that from me.

I like the idea of not really doing it. It does seem a bit toxic from what I've seen. They don't have your relationship in their best interest. Yeah, what you said earlier, they cut things in certain shows that I've noticed now that I'm watching more of reality stuff and can make somebody look a certain way and whatever. I don't know. But it depends on what kind of show it would be.

I think I would be fine. I think I would be fine.

We have to talk about it. Like I said earlier, it's like if we're not on the same page, I don't want to waste my time.

We did. I looked it up and nobody has done it yet.

Hopefully we'll be the first ones to do it in outer space.

Oh yeah. You were.

We actually ended up to be a double date.

She's a sweetheart.

She looks great now, too, by the way.

And that you guys were in.

Yeah, well, I mean, the person I'm fully in love with, and I'm like, just looking, and I'm like, I can't... How...

I'm proud of you.

We want to do a little spontaneous thing.

Yeah.

Oh, you were there? Oh, wait.

So my friend had a crush on him. They didn't really know each other or anything.

No, she didn't know no over her friend did oh and was telling her about it. Does that make sense? So somebody's mom told our another mutual friend. Does this make sense?

Yeah.

Yeah, so we're a group of three friends She did not know about it The other ones mom told the other girl which told her you know, and I'm I'm dating this other guy at the time I'm not paying attention like I fully was dating another guy and

Just dating, but like we were dating and dating. So that night at Craig's, I was like, go say something. He's right there. He's just a normal person. Just say something. And then so I walked her over because I was trying to help her out, you know? And...

It's like a tiny sip.

Well, you can rewind there. Like so she my friend tried to kiss him. Yeah. Sorry. Tried to kiss him and he just panicked and shoves like a candle of him and Schwartz. Like some, what was that?

And then on the car on the way back home, because I was taking her home, I was like, I don't think that he really likes you. And she's like, no shit. He gave me a candle. And then she started dating another guy. Okay. And months went by. Then we hung out on Halloween.

And on Halloween, I broke it off with my guy.

Yeah.

So the first night, we actually really hung out. Before then, when me and the other girl and him would hang out, him and I would vibe more because we listened to the same music. And she listens to completely different music, and I bond with people on music.

Mm-hmm.

But it was more of like, whenever I have a girlfriend that likes a guy, I bro them out. I'm like, what's up, dude? Like, whatever. Like, I'm very respectful. I didn't think of Tom like that at all, like whatsoever. But I think like the music, like, you know, getting to know him, like not hearing about all the stuff that he did in the past. Like, he's a good guy. We, yeah. Yeah.

I got the okay. I was like, hey, is this weird? And she was like, no, not at all. I'm fully, like, in love with my boyfriend. Like, I don't care.

So we started hanging out and he's, you know, he would get drunk and cause we have to go out and stuff and he would get drunk and he would, you know, he would be in his feelings. And also like I started hanging out with him with all of these bombs started coming in.

It's like once we like started like spending the night with, you know, each other or whatever, I'm like waking up like, what, what, what, oh my God, what's this morning.

It was very heavy.

I've seen that happen. I've seen that happen so many times where they'll be jumping out the mirror like, take my phone, please, please. Fuck this guy.

But I just, yeah, I don't know if I... Even watching it as a viewer, and I know the position she's sort of in, it I don't know. I think that breakup was just really strange to me from both parties. I think you could just really tell that she was blindsided as fuck.

Yeah. But also, I don't know. I just...

Yeah, of course. They're like, it's you. It's you, babe. It's totally you. You have nothing to worry about. It's totally you. You cannot do that. Oh, yeah. And then they make you like, she's doing B-roll. She's like walking through the rain. And she can barely move her little feet.

Oh, for sure. Guaranteed. Yeah, definitely.

Oh, no, they do. They're going to make a TV show.

They don't need to say that to make a TV show. I know. But it makes for good TV when you have a lead who's going to follow whatever you say. And so they probably did. They probably encouraged him to tell her, like, I love you and I love you. And I think that's where you kind of have to when you're in your position where you have to be like, no, I'm not going to say that.

Do you think they give them that to say?

Yeah, they do. And like little BTS, but they'll like drive around with you until you like get it right.

Yeah. Like you'll be driving around and they're like, better cry more.

Are you watching severance? Yeah, I am. Are you finished? No, I'm not finished yet. I know I'm like not caught up on anything. What have you been doing? Living my life.

Oh my gosh, I can't earmuffs because I have to... Should I take them off?

Okay.

I have to hover. Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, I would love to do that actually. Okay.

They're thriving.

I think they're thriving. Well, also, they're wild pigs. But they're nice to people. Well, I guess they're not. I don't know.

I actually saw that on my timeline. Not Facebook timeline. What is it? Feed, feed, feed. No, I'm not. But the only thing I could see really was like the receding hairline. On her or him? On him. Oh. I was shocked.

Why is he going bald? I was like, we need to plug.

What are we doing? You need to go to Turkey. Get a wig. Something.

No, apparently it's really good for them. I don't know. I think in Turkey, they really mastered the procedure.

No. They do a really good job. I had a friend that went over there.

Oh.

And he still has a receding hairline. Anyways, back to who he's dating.

It's an off. It's a family affair. It's a family affair. Yeah. Maybe he will be there for Thanksgiving.

Yeah, so there's 200 wild pigs and they live on an island. Well, multiple islands, but yeah, it was really cool. And no, we should not be calling PETA. They're wild pigs. I didn't know.

Wait, what? Repeat?

What was the audition process?

Yeah. Like a video.

Oh, Wait, the new, oh my gosh.

Wow.

Like, I have so much to do.

No, but in like, are they sure? Are they sure?

No, no, like they live there. Do you pay to go see them? Well, you pay a charter, of course. So you do have to pay a fee. To get on a boat. To get on a boat. To go there. And go to Exuma. Okay. Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

That's a good one to kiss.

Oh, Devin. Oh, interesting. So you are Hollywood.

You're literally Hollywood. You married an actor.

I don't even know if you can find that. A movie night.

How old were you?

He's like... He was like last year.

Got it. Pre-COVID. Very cool.

Interesting. I didn't know I was in the room with a star.

From Nassau. Yeah.

So we flew into Nassau, which is where like Bahamar, no shout outs, no freebies, but that's like a really cool resort there. And yeah, we just hung out. It was my friend's birthday and we gambled.

They really were. It was like five episodes of The Bahamas.

No, I do not want to go. It looks so boring.

I hate that because like the final episode, you can tell that they were forced to do this. Like, you know, everyone get together. It's the final episode and it's boring. I was like, is there even music? Everyone's just like small talking. No, you know, there's no music because they can't have music because they're filming.

I didn't. Well, my game is more like spend other people's money. Yes, of course. Yeah. So I was just sitting back.

Also, how do you guys feel about... This is my podcast now. How do you feel about the whole JT drama?

Okay, good. Yeah, this is like...

Right. He was getting too descriptive with it. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that whole situation. Do you like him? No, it's not that I like him. I just don't know if they're like... making reality TV or if he actually did something because she continues to stand up for him. So that's why I'm like, wait, are the producers just making this whole thing a thing?

Yes.

Or is it that he's a shitty person?

Yes. And then they'd be like, oh, what color? And I'm like, what are we choosing from? My favorite color is pink.

Team JT.

Yeah.

This is... I love Sally because I know her personally. And so Sally and I, we have mutuals, but also she came on for like five minutes on Bachelor in Paradise.

And in those five minutes that she was on, we talked for about two and a half. So her and I. You got to know her real well. Yes, very well. No, but I really like her and we kind of just keep in contact through social. So I really like her. I also I just feel like girl drama is just I don't take a side. I just like Sally and I know her personally.

Yeah, I just think it's like stupid. Yeah.

So I did figure that out pretty quickly considering.

Because I'm a huge Southern Charm fan. I've watched since day one. Period. Yeah, period, by the way. So I feel like I know them in a sense, even though I don't know them. And I feel like he wasn't into it.

No, they did not. Unfortunately. But I did get a couple free drinks. Oh. Oh.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

,,,,,,,

So this is very vague, but I'm so excited. I can't wait to find out.

Yes, I know. I'm just pretending. No, I know.

She was acting. I was acting. How'd I do? No, I think it's really exciting. I think people are really going to love it.

Fine.

You haven't watched Summer House? No, I didn't watch the newest one for the past like three. Oh my God.

No, I do too. Ah, ah, whatever.

Yes.

Yes.

But Kyle and Amanda are like huge storyline.

orchestrating it and has a lot more pull with production and is like to produce her pet than some of the other cast yeah he's probably like kicking his feet being like I don't want her on here anymore there's always like one little teacher's pet so that makes sense West and Sierra

Oh, yeah. Because you are an actor.

And then I need him to just, like, dap and, like, be cool and, like, just... I know, but, like, for her heart, I don't want her to. I know.

I think she really liked him.

Yes, to act. A Christmas cruise.

I can see it.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, I want to know what happened. Because I feel like why would Ciara be encroaching on their thing?

What? What do you mean? Oh, she should know better. Like, as in... What?

No, I don't. But like also flirting is so subjective. Like they've known each other for a long time. So I feel like maybe their dynamic comes off flirty. But Lexi's like new to the group.

Yeah, but if she wanted Jesse, couldn't she just have him? She said several times.

Because he feeds it to her. Totally. He does. And Sierra's loyalty isn't to Lexi.

You know?

I feel like she knew Jesse before, so it's not like her and Lexi are super close.

But I do like Lexi.

You're like role reversal.

Upset that, yeah, I see, I get it, I get it. I see everyone's perspective.

But also maybe, I don't know.

He is a man and he has all male perspective for every male ever.

No, you're not. It's a good perspective.

No, Beverly Hills for sure. Yeah. I love those girls. Are you watching this season? I started, stopped, but I just like- It's boring. It is a little boring and it's kind of the same thing over and over again, but I love Kyle Richards. I do too. Just love her. They could never make me hate her.

Or are you like kind of just like, I mean, of course, I always want like a love story to work out. But like at this point with everything that's come out and he's like an Aspen with the girls and they're in the bikinis. I'm like, um. I kind of just don't want that. But for their kids, I think it would be great for them to just have a mom and dad that are together.

yeah she needs to like go over to mo's place and like sexy time and show up we need like a security camera footage of kyle like yes like his apartment and she's wearing a trench coat and she's like really sexy lingerie and she just like whips it off and then she's like a dominatrix and she's like get on your knees what do you guys think yes i agree yeah

Secret Lives and Mormon Wives?

Okay, it's that. I've heard mixed reviews. I'm not really into Mormon Mom.

It is Millie Bobby Brown's favorite reality TV show. Well, I will do anything she does. So I'll be watching. Okay.

Because he loves drama. Well, yeah.

Yeah, I do love that.

It's their job.

You know?

I agree.

Yeah.

Let's watch it together. I don't watch my work. Put it on the big screen right now. I'm sure we could get through it pretty quick.

I don't want to get into it. I feel like that's a whole other fucking ball of wax. Ball of wax.

I mean, it's not for me. But I can understand why people like it.

Oh no. A shirtless man.

He's done more in two hours than I've done in a week.

Wow.

Excuse you what?

I would say Ashton is probably 5'11".

No. There's no way. No, a G-Wagon's taller than 5'7".

5'7"? Yeah, a G-Wagon's gotta be... There's no way.

What did he say?

Like why are you driving a Ferrari?

Let's invest in a home.

Maybe it's a rental.

It was more aggressive.

He has security?

What kind of car is this?

That was it. What did he say first? He said, excuse me? And I said, excuse you what? I got chills. Period. That was so good.

Like, my dad gave me really good advice. Go with my heart.

Yeah. We could get into that, but I don't think you should trust your gut. You don't think you should trust your gut? You think your gut lies to you? I do. I think your gut is a survival thing. So when you've grown up in trauma, sometimes your gut isn't accurate.

Your gut reacts. I mean, it's actually a good thing. I talked to my therapist about it. It's actually like, yeah, it was actually studied. But I think you can have intuition where you're like, I don't think this situation's right for me, but sometimes our gut isn't always telling us.

I don't know. I think both can be true.

Maybe. I think other people are blindsided.

You think she's talked to Kyle at all about it? Kyle. Kyle Cook. Oh.

Because he is also a DJ. A DJ.

Yeah. I cannot confirm or deny. No, I can confirm. Yes, I'll confirm. And thank God.

He's like, I want to be, I want to be a country music star. I'd be like.

No, I love you. But I can kind of see it. Couldn't you see him doing that? No, God, no. God, no.

I'd be like... No, his ego wouldn't allow him.

I don't think I could do that. Like a hip hop dancer? And he like goes to hip hop on Wednesdays at 9 p.m. He's like, hey, I gotta go.

A different friend.

That's what I made Natalie do. There are things that men should not do. Roller skating is one of them. That's not for you. That's for the girls. Yeah, but I'm going to do it with my daughter.

It's John Travolta.

No, no, no. Honestly, you're kind of... You're, yeah, you're touching my heart a little bit over there.

Okay.

And I am so sorry, baby.

And you're like, and I did show off my skills. I was the first one there and I was the last to leave.

Wait, it's one of those things. It's one of those moments where Nick thinks he's so cool. And he's killing it. And everyone's like, wait, but why?

Wow. So she hated you.

And I got really excited. And that is a full circle moment. And now I like you again. Thank you. And I don't think you're a creep.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm not a character. I'm a person. Well, add your character.

Your lack of hair looks so hot.

All the time. Like when I see clips and stuff, I'm like, oh, who is she? Yeah. That's so interesting.

And here we are. Yeah.

Well, I don't know.

I'm going on a date.

No.

Sure.

Yeah, you turned your fucking body towards me. I know what's going on here. My heart is good. I'm going on a date this weekend.

I don't do.

You know what's so funny is everyone's like, oh, the dating scene sucks. And I just, I will say I get pretty lucky. Yeah, so I'm going on a date on next weekend.

No.

No.

Younger. She's the cougar these days. I'm kind of into it lately.

Yeah, so he's younger and... Is he, like, super athletic? He may dabble in the athletics department.

It's so weird. It's like I've gotten so lucky with that. I've never had to get on a dating app.

We're semi-acquainted. He called me the other day and we talked for an hour and 17 minutes. And I wasn't even annoyed.

There was rumblings around. There was rumblings. Yeah. I'm so upset. I know.

It's true. No, he texted me and he had a two and a half hour drive from somewhere to somewhere. And he was like, I would love if you could keep me some company. Yeah. And I was like, you're like, I have canceled all of my plans. I was like, I'll allow it.

No, we did not play I Spy. Thank you. But we know it wasn't awkward at first. I think he felt like a little awkward, but he was really sweet. He like I was staying in over the weekend and I didn't go out and he was like, am I on speakerphone? And I was like, because he knows Buxton and Cash, my two dogs.

And he was like, all right, Buxton and Cash, like, thank you for letting me steal your mom for a little bit. It was really sweet. He knows the way to my heart.

Thank you, Nick.

What are you going to wear? I haven't figured it out yet. So it's dinner one night and then the next day we're doing a whole activity together all day. We're going to the Miami Open. I feel like you've been going to a lot of tennis events recently.

The New York Open. The Miami Open. Yeah.

What do you mean?

wait what love serving love yeah yeah okay are you trying to trick me i'm just asking if you know yeah i do it seems like you might need to know yeah i mean i think i i yeah i know nothing about tennis that is that is most confusing what's what's what's one score 10 points and it goes up to 40 oh it's 15 oh 15 and then it goes 40 yeah and then it goes up to 40 and then if you're tied why couldn't we just do one point it's deuce yeah what's a bird it makes no sense

Because we had like a cult following, if you will. Like people definitely knew like specific lines that we said or specific like dates that we went on. And I think that that would have We'll see what happens in the future.

A birdie.

Oh, that's actually golf. Oh, got it.

She's like, yes, of course. Yes. A hawk.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

No, literally. And I think the thing with that is like, I think when I first was considering this, it was very much like I didn't I didn't think it was for me. I was like, I don't think I can go back to that. So it took me like a minute to adjust to the idea of like possibly even doing it. And then after like a week, I was like, OK, maybe I'll consider and I'll have more conversation around it.

And then that's when they put everything on pause.

Yes, conversations were.

Oh, absolutely.

No. And I think that they from my experience, they ask multiple people and then you kind of go through another interview process. And so, again, like you said, it was probably narrowed down to a shorter list. And maybe or maybe not, I was on that list.

Of two. That's what I heard. Of two. Wait, really? One. Three?

Yeah. Yeah, I could see that. And I mean, people obviously will probably deduct whoever else they think it was.

Yeah, it is. But yeah. No, it was very endearing that they still thought five years later to call me and say, hey, how do you feel about this? And I'm like, well, first I get I'm like, what the fuck do they want? I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, hello. I'm like kind of scared to answer the phone. I'm like, what do you want? First, I like I didn't answer. I just texted. I'm like, hey, what's up?

I'm busy right now.

Do you want to just like text about it or what's going on? But no, they all are great over there. And

It's crazy. It's like when I was first on the show, one of the like producers is now an executive producer there. Yeah, it's it is weird.

No, I like it. It looks really good. You guys did an amazing job.

Where's our daughter? Is she okay out there? And they're just like talking and waiting. No, I mean, they actually all came outside because they finally allowed them to come outside and see what was happening. And I was just like sobbing because... I mean, we all know what happened and anybody would feel really weird in that situation.

Do I have to?

Yes, of course. Let me go back into my memory bank. I love relieving trauma.

Right in there. She's been up to Pilates. She was in Jamaica. I was not in Jamaica. I was in the Bahamas.

We love a good timeline. We love a good timeline. Oh, my God.

But no, they ended up coming outside and, you know, consoling me because that was a really weird thing that happened.

Yes, he was. He was questioning my integrity. And anyways, he was not going to meet my family that night. That's for sure.

Oh, I made it to hometowns.

Hello.

Yes, I opted out.

Oh, for vacation. Okay. To get some sun. Yeah. Do I look like I got bronzed? You do.

I know. It's the saying, I love you, and then the breaking up part.

Thank you.

Yes, you're an idiot.

Throwback. TBT.