Voiceover/Advertisement

This episode of the Lonely Island podcast is brought to you by our friends at Makers Mark. We are celebrating Women's History Month by recognizing the spirited women in our lives and remembering Makers Mark co-founder Margie Samuels. You too can celebrate the spirited women in your life with a free personalized label to go with a bottle of Makers Mark.

This episode of the Lonely Island podcast is brought to you by our friends at Makers Mark. We are celebrating Women's History Month by recognizing the spirited women in our lives and remembering Makers Mark co-founder Margie Samuels. You too can celebrate the spirited women in your life with a free personalized label to go with a bottle of Makers Mark.

And the entire country of Jamaica.

And the entire country of Jamaica.

Yes. This is kind of like Natalie rap, right? Where we have so many nice deep cut rap references, but for your lay viewer, they can just go, it's that girl who's in Star Wars, but now she's doing a hardcore rap.

Yes. This is kind of like Natalie rap, right? Where we have so many nice deep cut rap references, but for your lay viewer, they can just go, it's that girl who's in Star Wars, but now she's doing a hardcore rap.

And this has the basic joke that I think everyone got, which is the stuff we just discussed about cultural appropriation when you don't really understand what you're appropriating and about that guy who's, you know, looks like Ross Trent in your college. And then there's just other things happening underneath it that are for just us and Rihanna.

And this has the basic joke that I think everyone got, which is the stuff we just discussed about cultural appropriation when you don't really understand what you're appropriating and about that guy who's, you know, looks like Ross Trent in your college. And then there's just other things happening underneath it that are for just us and Rihanna.

Yes, exactly. Boom, boom, boom. New sizzler. Oh, over a real mixtape, over a mixtape of real shit.

Yes, exactly. Boom, boom, boom. New sizzler. Oh, over a real mixtape, over a mixtape of real shit.

Why is Andy squinting at his screen so hard? He's just squinting at the computer screen like it was like, what the heck is happening here?

Why is Andy squinting at his screen so hard? He's just squinting at the computer screen like it was like, what the heck is happening here?

He says roller skates later, but right away, roller skates are a reference to a really famous Steel Pulse song called Roller Skates. Yep, I love roller skates. That's why he's on roller skates.

He says roller skates later, but right away, roller skates are a reference to a really famous Steel Pulse song called Roller Skates. Yep, I love roller skates. That's why he's on roller skates.

So, but a ding, ding, ding, ding, whoa, is Barrington Levy. Yeah. And he does it in lots of songs, but most famously to us, at least, and I would assume to everybody, is a song called Here I Come.

So, but a ding, ding, ding, ding, whoa, is Barrington Levy. Yeah. And he does it in lots of songs, but most famously to us, at least, and I would assume to everybody, is a song called Here I Come.

Yes, it works for both things. Yes. Barrington himself would certainly agree. Okay. It's kind of funny when he does it. It's awesome.

Yes, it works for both things. Yes. Barrington himself would certainly agree. Okay. It's kind of funny when he does it. It's awesome.

I'm sure there's a name for it in Pachua that we don't know.

I'm sure there's a name for it in Pachua that we don't know.

It was one of the most fun recording sessions, I would say, because we had done like fake ones and they came in and had to kind of like stay on the rhythm and feel the vibes and do it Do it for reals. Did you say who dem here?

It was one of the most fun recording sessions, I would say, because we had done like fake ones and they came in and had to kind of like stay on the rhythm and feel the vibes and do it Do it for reals. Did you say who dem here?

So before, Andy has this idea, and we're like, how are we ever going to get an authentic sounding reggae music? And we're very fresh to this thing that we're on a label. So we went, hey. You know, Universal Music Group, which Republic is under, also owns Def Jam and they also own Island, which is the Jamaican music label. And so we just asked, do you guys have any?

So before, Andy has this idea, and we're like, how are we ever going to get an authentic sounding reggae music? And we're very fresh to this thing that we're on a label. So we went, hey. You know, Universal Music Group, which Republic is under, also owns Def Jam and they also own Island, which is the Jamaican music label. And so we just asked, do you guys have any?

And they sent over, you know, at that time it was still CDs, a CD of unused Sly and Robbie tracks. Sly and Robbie is one of the most famous reggae production musician duos of all time. Like full tilt legends. It's like if you were just dabbling in, I'm going to make a fake rap song. And they're like, well, here's a bunch of beats by Dr. Dre. Do you want to use one of these?

And they sent over, you know, at that time it was still CDs, a CD of unused Sly and Robbie tracks. Sly and Robbie is one of the most famous reggae production musician duos of all time. Like full tilt legends. It's like if you were just dabbling in, I'm going to make a fake rap song. And they're like, well, here's a bunch of beats by Dr. Dre. Do you want to use one of these?

It was the craziest thing. We could not believe it. It wasn't like we had gotten a bunch of other ones either. And we were like, what? The fact that Sly and Robbie made Ross Trent is so funny if you know who Sly and Robbie is.

It was the craziest thing. We could not believe it. It wasn't like we had gotten a bunch of other ones either. And we were like, what? The fact that Sly and Robbie made Ross Trent is so funny if you know who Sly and Robbie is.

And you always refer to them as your juices.

And you always refer to them as your juices.

Every track was perfect.

Every track was perfect.

Okay, we're 16 seconds in. Going great.

Okay, we're 16 seconds in. Going great.

Guys, Yorm's calling me. Should I loop him in? Is he going to be like, come to dinner? All right, caller, you're on live. This is the Lonely Island Seth Meyers podcast.

Guys, Yorm's calling me. Should I loop him in? Is he going to be like, come to dinner? All right, caller, you're on live. This is the Lonely Island Seth Meyers podcast.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It actually timed out good. You said I forgot, and they yelled, he forgot! It was like you could hear him.

It actually timed out good. You said I forgot, and they yelled, he forgot! It was like you could hear him.

Yeah, I'm at home, and yeah, we're right in the middle of it. All right, we're going to get back to it. Okay, goodbye.

Yeah, I'm at home, and yeah, we're right in the middle of it. All right, we're going to get back to it. Okay, goodbye.

Babylon, I mean, I don't have the right, I'm going to say it wrong, but it's like basically the Western system of capitalism and everything, right? Oh, sorry. Yes, I'm skipping steps. No, but that's fine. And so they don't, Rastafarian, they don't like that, the capitalism stuff.

Babylon, I mean, I don't have the right, I'm going to say it wrong, but it's like basically the Western system of capitalism and everything, right? Oh, sorry. Yes, I'm skipping steps. No, but that's fine. And so they don't, Rastafarian, they don't like that, the capitalism stuff.

They don't like Babylon. So they might say fire upon it. Okay, here we go.

They don't like Babylon. So they might say fire upon it. Okay, here we go.

Wait, can I ask, did he tell you what was in the spray?

Wait, can I ask, did he tell you what was in the spray?

I mean, Rude Boy, how would you describe a Rude Boy? And once again, we are not experts, but Rude Boy is like gangster kids.

I mean, Rude Boy, how would you describe a Rude Boy? And once again, we are not experts, but Rude Boy is like gangster kids.

He's making his struggle story instead of being in the slums of Kingston. He's this Rude Boy who lives in these shanty dorms.

He's making his struggle story instead of being in the slums of Kingston. He's this Rude Boy who lives in these shanty dorms.

Right.

Right.

Yeah. And then he went on to work in the accounting department at SNL and still does.

Yeah. And then he went on to work in the accounting department at SNL and still does.

So he's an ignorant bald head.

So he's an ignorant bald head.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, but he calls it a chalice. Yeah. Because that's just what they would do. It still makes me laugh, guys. He's admitting that it was just last week this transformation happened. Bumba clock's like one of the, as far as I understand it, is one of the, you know, it means period blood and it's one of, it's like motherfucker. It's one of the more offensive words you can say.

Yeah, but he calls it a chalice. Yeah. Because that's just what they would do. It still makes me laugh, guys. He's admitting that it was just last week this transformation happened. Bumba clock's like one of the, as far as I understand it, is one of the, you know, it means period blood and it's one of, it's like motherfucker. It's one of the more offensive words you can say.

And they did not make a sense of that.

And they did not make a sense of that.

50 seconds in, we get your catchphrase. Excuse I. Excuse I. Yeah.

50 seconds in, we get your catchphrase. Excuse I. Excuse I. Yeah.

Oh, Hot Stepper. That's one of the songs that crossed over. I Need Kamosi. Yeah, I Need Kamosi. Here comes the hot stepper. I got American radio play. You would recognize it. Do you know what we're talking about, Seth, or no? No. If we were fast enough to edit this where we played it right now for you, you would go, oh, I've heard that at nightclubs.

Oh, Hot Stepper. That's one of the songs that crossed over. I Need Kamosi. Yeah, I Need Kamosi. Here comes the hot stepper. I got American radio play. You would recognize it. Do you know what we're talking about, Seth, or no? No. If we were fast enough to edit this where we played it right now for you, you would go, oh, I've heard that at nightclubs.

Yeah, the hot stepper. Whenever he came out of the conventions, it played it. Tom the hot stepper.

Yeah, the hot stepper. Whenever he came out of the conventions, it played it. Tom the hot stepper.

Excuse me, Mr. Officer. Uha Stepper, you do so many Dutty crimes. Dutty is just dirty. Yeah.

Excuse me, Mr. Officer. Uha Stepper, you do so many Dutty crimes. Dutty is just dirty. Yeah.

Featured prominently in the film.

Featured prominently in the film.

Now, in my mind, Nyabingi is a type of drum, but I think it also is a sect of the religion. I don't really know. I think that's right.

Now, in my mind, Nyabingi is a type of drum, but I think it also is a sect of the religion. I don't really know. I think that's right.

60? A lot.

60? A lot.

And you're fully skylarking all the time. Andy... Skylarking? I'm trying to remember a good way to put what Skylarking means.

And you're fully skylarking all the time. Andy... Skylarking? I'm trying to remember a good way to put what Skylarking means.

From multiple songs.

From multiple songs.

Real dreads do not have a bad odor. You would have to be very dirty and it would be, it's like almost a stereotype that they're dirty dreads. Like it could be offensive. So I want to clarify that we do not think dreads are dirty or smell. His do. Ross Trent's do because he's doing it wrong. He's dirty.

Real dreads do not have a bad odor. You would have to be very dirty and it would be, it's like almost a stereotype that they're dirty dreads. Like it could be offensive. So I want to clarify that we do not think dreads are dirty or smell. His do. Ross Trent's do because he's doing it wrong. He's dirty.

Head to makersmarkpersonalize.com and fill in the details in order to create and mail your custom label. Makers Mark makes their bourbon carefully. Please enjoy it that way. Maker's Mark, Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey, 45% alcohol per volume. Copyright 2025, Maker's Mark Distillery, Incorporated, Loretto, Kentucky.

Head to makersmarkpersonalize.com and fill in the details in order to create and mail your custom label. Makers Mark makes their bourbon carefully. Please enjoy it that way. Maker's Mark, Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey, 45% alcohol per volume. Copyright 2025, Maker's Mark Distillery, Incorporated, Loretto, Kentucky.

I don't even want to make any generalizations. I'll just say Ross Trentz.

I don't even want to make any generalizations. I'll just say Ross Trentz.

Yeah, your namesake.

Yeah, your namesake.

All right, we've got your horns coming to life here that you hummed. And I mean, we see Simon Rich in the center. His show is on Broadway right now.

All right, we've got your horns coming to life here that you hummed. And I mean, we see Simon Rich in the center. His show is on Broadway right now.

And then the other two guys, I'm sad to say I don't remember their names, but they all both were behind the scenes SNL tech guys and crew guys. They were all just cast by their collegiate look.

And then the other two guys, I'm sad to say I don't remember their names, but they all both were behind the scenes SNL tech guys and crew guys. They were all just cast by their collegiate look.

Do you want to just come in and talk about this experience of holding a deck?

Do you want to just come in and talk about this experience of holding a deck?

He's also the first one that's ever noticed, because he's like, have you ever noticed that bald heads suck? Yeah. This is an observation I just made.

He's also the first one that's ever noticed, because he's like, have you ever noticed that bald heads suck? Yeah. This is an observation I just made.

Yeah. He's just trying to separate himself because God forbid someone thinks he's a bald head. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. He's just trying to separate himself because God forbid someone thinks he's a bald head. Yeah. All right.

Me and my bald heads are going to go get some malt liquor and drink it. Oh, don't mind me. Just a bunch of bald heads coming through. Don't mind us.

Me and my bald heads are going to go get some malt liquor and drink it. Oh, don't mind me. Just a bunch of bald heads coming through. Don't mind us.

And we're like, it's a giant bong in the middle of New York Street. Go over and smoke it. And it just is incredible. How did I blow out smoke? It was just so cold. No, you lit something. Look.

And we're like, it's a giant bong in the middle of New York Street. Go over and smoke it. And it just is incredible. How did I blow out smoke? It was just so cold. No, you lit something. Look.

Dude, this is back when they would just, you could just, we were so low rent. You could walk into a Cold Stone Creamery and be like, hey, can I get behind the counter for a sec? Oh my God, it is a real Cold Stone.

Dude, this is back when they would just, you could just, we were so low rent. You could walk into a Cold Stone Creamery and be like, hey, can I get behind the counter for a sec? Oh my God, it is a real Cold Stone.

If it was, it was like Nick Malardi or Dina just calling and being like, hey, can we come by today? It was like, they would have had no warning. Maybe it was prearranged and he was like, oh yeah, the one on this one said we can go back there. Maybe it was. We'd have to ask them. Let's ask them for a voice note.

If it was, it was like Nick Malardi or Dina just calling and being like, hey, can we come by today? It was like, they would have had no warning. Maybe it was prearranged and he was like, oh yeah, the one on this one said we can go back there. Maybe it was. We'd have to ask them. Let's ask them for a voice note.

You know what? Let's... Let's make sure Dina listens and she'll have the receipts on that.

You know what? Let's... Let's make sure Dina listens and she'll have the receipts on that.

Just combining the most mundane.

Just combining the most mundane.

Dub is like a instrumental style of reggae. Again, somebody that listens to this is going to know more about reggae and correct us. But I know when you buy like a dub plate, like essentially a lot of times the people that make rhythms, which are their beats, will actually let many different reggae artists do a song on the same rhythm.

Dub is like a instrumental style of reggae. Again, somebody that listens to this is going to know more about reggae and correct us. But I know when you buy like a dub plate, like essentially a lot of times the people that make rhythms, which are their beats, will actually let many different reggae artists do a song on the same rhythm.

So you might hear 10 different songs that all have the exact same music, and then one might become a hit. But you could do a whole DJ set for 30 minutes where the music never changes, just different artists come on to do their song on top of it. And then dub style is basically those

So you might hear 10 different songs that all have the exact same music, and then one might become a hit. But you could do a whole DJ set for 30 minutes where the music never changes, just different artists come on to do their song on top of it. And then dub style is basically those

like instrumentals and you can buy whole albums that you've liked and now it's a dub style and sometimes they will put in very quietly the lyrics that used to be there or just like the ad-lib hypes. So you might be listening to a song you've known and then every four bars it just goes like, like an echo of the last syllable.

like instrumentals and you can buy whole albums that you've liked and now it's a dub style and sometimes they will put in very quietly the lyrics that used to be there or just like the ad-lib hypes. So you might be listening to a song you've known and then every four bars it just goes like, like an echo of the last syllable.

And then there's people that just made whole albums of just vibe albums that were like King Tubby was probably the most famous one to us at least, where you would just buy whole albums and it's just the music with very little lyrics.

And then there's people that just made whole albums of just vibe albums that were like King Tubby was probably the most famous one to us at least, where you would just buy whole albums and it's just the music with very little lyrics.

Did we have a different joke there?

Did we have a different joke there?

It's like the linchpin of the entire video. It's the moment the whole point of the whole thing comes across to everybody.

It's like the linchpin of the entire video. It's the moment the whole point of the whole thing comes across to everybody.

Yes.

Yes.

A memory. Steel trap.

A memory. Steel trap.

No, the song, on Monday of this week, it went, it was loud.

No, the song, on Monday of this week, it went, it was loud.

Ride bike path of righteousness. Yeah, please guide me upon your bike path of righteousness.

Ride bike path of righteousness. Yeah, please guide me upon your bike path of righteousness.

But yeah, so... Shaka, Demas, and Pliers have a very famous song called Murder, She Wrote. Oh, yeah. You know that one, Seth.

But yeah, so... Shaka, Demas, and Pliers have a very famous song called Murder, She Wrote. Oh, yeah. You know that one, Seth.

Were we recording when we talked that Jorm's not here this week? I mean, I know Seth said we were starting after that.

Were we recording when we talked that Jorm's not here this week? I mean, I know Seth said we were starting after that.

You actually do? Yeah. There's a bunch of these dancehall ones that you have heard in your nightclub days where we do a dancehall set.

You actually do? Yeah. There's a bunch of these dancehall ones that you have heard in your nightclub days where we do a dancehall set.

Thank you?

Thank you?

Is it complicated or is it simple?

Is it complicated or is it simple?

He's shooting a commercial. Okay. I saw that it's with Beck Bennett, because they sent me a photo. I don't know anything else.

He's shooting a commercial. Okay. I saw that it's with Beck Bennett, because they sent me a photo. I don't know anything else.

Last time we talked about Thrive Market, you talked about that you like eating meat sticks. Tell me more.

Last time we talked about Thrive Market, you talked about that you like eating meat sticks. Tell me more.

Right. They did all the AT&T ones before Beck was on SNL. All the ones where he was with children talking about cell phone plans or something. If he was here, he would talk about, he's very passionate about products. That's why he does the ads a lot.

Right. They did all the AT&T ones before Beck was on SNL. All the ones where he was with children talking about cell phone plans or something. If he was here, he would talk about, he's very passionate about products. That's why he does the ads a lot.

Yeah, who's yagga, yagga, yagga, yow? Is that Anthony B?

Yeah, who's yagga, yagga, yagga, yow? Is that Anthony B?

It could be Beanie Man, but I think it's Anthony B. Again, our listeners will clearly put it all, correct me and let me know.

It could be Beanie Man, but I think it's Anthony B. Again, our listeners will clearly put it all, correct me and let me know.

We got that whole class to say, are you there, Ja? It's me, Ross Trent. They were great. It was definitely Rachel's brother's class.

We got that whole class to say, are you there, Ja? It's me, Ross Trent. They were great. It was definitely Rachel's brother's class.

And of course, that's the famous reggae book, Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret by Judy Blume.

And of course, that's the famous reggae book, Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret by Judy Blume.

Yeah, we went to the real library and fake played the horns. I wonder what college this was.

Yeah, we went to the real library and fake played the horns. I wonder what college this was.

Yeah, they know what they're doing.

Yeah, they know what they're doing.

All right. So we just watched him walking past six real Jamaican Rastafaris. And Nick Mallardy, who worked with Dina and would help out on the shorts, when we were like, hey, how can we find people that are not

All right. So we just watched him walking past six real Jamaican Rastafaris. And Nick Mallardy, who worked with Dina and would help out on the shorts, when we were like, hey, how can we find people that are not

background actors who then we dress up and it's going to look like a fake SNL version how do we and he was like oh no problem and I forget if he lived in the Bronx or Brooklyn he's like there's a store right by me and there's always a bunch of them hanging out I go there sometimes I forget what he said he bought there he knew exactly where to go and he went there I don't know what conversation they had but he immediately had six real Rastas who were super nice and we told them what the bit was and they were like yeah but they had thick as I can't I'm not even going to pretend to be able to do it

background actors who then we dress up and it's going to look like a fake SNL version how do we and he was like oh no problem and I forget if he lived in the Bronx or Brooklyn he's like there's a store right by me and there's always a bunch of them hanging out I go there sometimes I forget what he said he bought there he knew exactly where to go and he went there I don't know what conversation they had but he immediately had six real Rastas who were super nice and we told them what the bit was and they were like yeah but they had thick as I can't I'm not even going to pretend to be able to do it

the thickest true Jamaican accents and we're super down for it and thought it was funny and did it perfect.

the thickest true Jamaican accents and we're super down for it and thought it was funny and did it perfect.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

It was a little bit nerve wracking and embarrassing on our end because it was happening in real life. And here they are. And we're like, we're going to be walking by and playing this reggae song and he's going to do this.

It was a little bit nerve wracking and embarrassing on our end because it was happening in real life. And here they are. And we're like, we're going to be walking by and playing this reggae song and he's going to do this.

And they were wonderful. And it was, yeah. Props to Nick.

And they were wonderful. And it was, yeah. Props to Nick.

There we go. It's an important line in the song, but I guess we had our backup plan, which is that you would just stand on the street and they can't stop us on the sidewalk and you were just going to point to the sign. Yeah, it was going to be a Magnolia sitch. It was going to work no matter what.

There we go. It's an important line in the song, but I guess we had our backup plan, which is that you would just stand on the street and they can't stop us on the sidewalk and you were just going to point to the sign. Yeah, it was going to be a Magnolia sitch. It was going to work no matter what.

But the fact that we got to just go behind because it was a bunch of teenagers working there, they're like, sure.

But the fact that we got to just go behind because it was a bunch of teenagers working there, they're like, sure.

Red Stripe is, of course, Jamaican beer. Just doing another, that's another Cool Runnings, basically. Mm-hmm, and Fussing and Fighting is a song. Shabba, Shabba Ranks. He's just a famous artist. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Now you're on the Judy Blume book. It's a nice, made it a visual callback to a joke from a little while ago.

Red Stripe is, of course, Jamaican beer. Just doing another, that's another Cool Runnings, basically. Mm-hmm, and Fussing and Fighting is a song. Shabba, Shabba Ranks. He's just a famous artist. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Now you're on the Judy Blume book. It's a nice, made it a visual callback to a joke from a little while ago.

but nobody want to plant the corn everybody want to raid the barn and that's a fucking great song it's great no one wants to do the work but they all want to eat the food you know yours kind of makes it sexual that your nice nurse your night nurse never wants to plant the corn it's just it's just he doesn't know what he's talking about he's just quoting stuff which is also admittedly what we were kind of doing skiddly skiddly whoa back to barrington levy yeah

but nobody want to plant the corn everybody want to raid the barn and that's a fucking great song it's great no one wants to do the work but they all want to eat the food you know yours kind of makes it sexual that your nice nurse your night nurse never wants to plant the corn it's just it's just he doesn't know what he's talking about he's just quoting stuff which is also admittedly what we were kind of doing skiddly skiddly whoa back to barrington levy yeah

I think there was some yellow man, like Zunga Zunga Zunga Zang that we were debating all the time and just couldn't find a place to put it in. Yeah. Like all the people that did good scatty nonsense stuff. So there you have it. All right, that was it. I think we've been waiting however many years it's been to tell people what was actually in it.

I think there was some yellow man, like Zunga Zunga Zunga Zang that we were debating all the time and just couldn't find a place to put it in. Yeah. Like all the people that did good scatty nonsense stuff. So there you have it. All right, that was it. I think we've been waiting however many years it's been to tell people what was actually in it.

I'm sure on Genius, RapGenius.com or whatever, I'm sure they have some of that. Yes.

I'm sure on Genius, RapGenius.com or whatever, I'm sure they have some of that. Yes.

Jorma just came here.

Jorma just came here.

Who is the host?

Who is the host?

Was this on the pot already, Andy, that you told the actual that there was a person that said... like a very patois line to you? I feel like it's, did we, you already did it, right?

Was this on the pot already, Andy, that you told the actual that there was a person that said... like a very patois line to you? I feel like it's, did we, you already did it, right?

I want to say disclaimer that we are not experts on any of this either. Like we just are fans of the music. And so we, but we could just sense, like, it's not like we're masters, like know what it is much about being Rastafari, but we know they're not. We know enough to know that.

I want to say disclaimer that we are not experts on any of this either. Like we just are fans of the music. And so we, but we could just sense, like, it's not like we're masters, like know what it is much about being Rastafari, but we know they're not. We know enough to know that.

While also saying they didn't know much because they probably knew about as much as us.

While also saying they didn't know much because they probably knew about as much as us.

So also that they're adopting it as a personality trait, but also don't know even exactly what they're saying or adopting.

So also that they're adopting it as a personality trait, but also don't know even exactly what they're saying or adopting.

That's a perfect way to put it, being grunge or being goth or being Rasta. That's how they're thinking of it, and it's not that.

That's a perfect way to put it, being grunge or being goth or being Rasta. That's how they're thinking of it, and it's not that.

It's just going with that Eddie Murphy white guy voice. Yeah, exactly.

It's just going with that Eddie Murphy white guy voice. Yeah, exactly.

Maker's Mark makes their bourbon carefully. Please enjoy it that way. Maker's Mark Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. 45% alcohol per volume. Copyright 2025. Maker's Mark Distillery. Incorporated. Loretto, Kentucky.

Maker's Mark makes their bourbon carefully. Please enjoy it that way. Maker's Mark Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. 45% alcohol per volume. Copyright 2025. Maker's Mark Distillery. Incorporated. Loretto, Kentucky.

But you were saying it to be kind of flowery and funny in the wording, but not necessarily just straight up that he's jizzing down your throat. Well, who would ever say that? And I gave you grace. Thank you. And you deserve it, and you've earned it on this podcast especially.

But you were saying it to be kind of flowery and funny in the wording, but not necessarily just straight up that he's jizzing down your throat. Well, who would ever say that? And I gave you grace. Thank you. And you deserve it, and you've earned it on this podcast especially.

Okay. I mean, right away, what was that college we went to? We went to a real college, and those are real students who are sitting in a real college. One of our interns maybe went there, or maybe somebody's niece went there.

Okay. I mean, right away, what was that college we went to? We went to a real college, and those are real students who are sitting in a real college. One of our interns maybe went there, or maybe somebody's niece went there.

Yeah, and we just went into a real college class and shot with real college students.

Yeah, and we just went into a real college class and shot with real college students.

Ja Rastafarianism. Immediately off the bat, he's on the wrong foot.

Ja Rastafarianism. Immediately off the bat, he's on the wrong foot.

For those that don't know it, it's usually Ja Rastafari is in the normal song that wants to say it. And like a Capleton song, that's one of the artists.

For those that don't know it, it's usually Ja Rastafari is in the normal song that wants to say it. And like a Capleton song, that's one of the artists.

This episode of the Lonely Island podcast is brought to you by our friends at Makers Mark. We are celebrating Women's History Month by recognizing the spirited women in our lives and remembering Makers Mark co-founder Margie Samuels. You too can celebrate the spirited women in your life with a free personalized label to go with a bottle of Makers Mark.

And the entire country of Jamaica.

Yes. This is kind of like Natalie rap, right? Where we have so many nice deep cut rap references, but for your lay viewer, they can just go, it's that girl who's in Star Wars, but now she's doing a hardcore rap.

And this has the basic joke that I think everyone got, which is the stuff we just discussed about cultural appropriation when you don't really understand what you're appropriating and about that guy who's, you know, looks like Ross Trent in your college. And then there's just other things happening underneath it that are for just us and Rihanna.

Yes, exactly. Boom, boom, boom. New sizzler. Oh, over a real mixtape, over a mixtape of real shit.

Why is Andy squinting at his screen so hard? He's just squinting at the computer screen like it was like, what the heck is happening here?

He says roller skates later, but right away, roller skates are a reference to a really famous Steel Pulse song called Roller Skates. Yep, I love roller skates. That's why he's on roller skates.

So, but a ding, ding, ding, ding, whoa, is Barrington Levy. Yeah. And he does it in lots of songs, but most famously to us, at least, and I would assume to everybody, is a song called Here I Come.

Yes, it works for both things. Yes. Barrington himself would certainly agree. Okay. It's kind of funny when he does it. It's awesome.

I'm sure there's a name for it in Pachua that we don't know.

It was one of the most fun recording sessions, I would say, because we had done like fake ones and they came in and had to kind of like stay on the rhythm and feel the vibes and do it Do it for reals. Did you say who dem here?

So before, Andy has this idea, and we're like, how are we ever going to get an authentic sounding reggae music? And we're very fresh to this thing that we're on a label. So we went, hey. You know, Universal Music Group, which Republic is under, also owns Def Jam and they also own Island, which is the Jamaican music label. And so we just asked, do you guys have any?

And they sent over, you know, at that time it was still CDs, a CD of unused Sly and Robbie tracks. Sly and Robbie is one of the most famous reggae production musician duos of all time. Like full tilt legends. It's like if you were just dabbling in, I'm going to make a fake rap song. And they're like, well, here's a bunch of beats by Dr. Dre. Do you want to use one of these?

It was the craziest thing. We could not believe it. It wasn't like we had gotten a bunch of other ones either. And we were like, what? The fact that Sly and Robbie made Ross Trent is so funny if you know who Sly and Robbie is.

And you always refer to them as your juices.

Every track was perfect.

Okay, we're 16 seconds in. Going great.

Guys, Yorm's calling me. Should I loop him in? Is he going to be like, come to dinner? All right, caller, you're on live. This is the Lonely Island Seth Meyers podcast.

Yeah.

It actually timed out good. You said I forgot, and they yelled, he forgot! It was like you could hear him.

Yeah, I'm at home, and yeah, we're right in the middle of it. All right, we're going to get back to it. Okay, goodbye.

Babylon, I mean, I don't have the right, I'm going to say it wrong, but it's like basically the Western system of capitalism and everything, right? Oh, sorry. Yes, I'm skipping steps. No, but that's fine. And so they don't, Rastafarian, they don't like that, the capitalism stuff.

They don't like Babylon. So they might say fire upon it. Okay, here we go.

Wait, can I ask, did he tell you what was in the spray?

I mean, Rude Boy, how would you describe a Rude Boy? And once again, we are not experts, but Rude Boy is like gangster kids.

He's making his struggle story instead of being in the slums of Kingston. He's this Rude Boy who lives in these shanty dorms.

Right.

Yeah. And then he went on to work in the accounting department at SNL and still does.

So he's an ignorant bald head.

Yeah.

Yeah, but he calls it a chalice. Yeah. Because that's just what they would do. It still makes me laugh, guys. He's admitting that it was just last week this transformation happened. Bumba clock's like one of the, as far as I understand it, is one of the, you know, it means period blood and it's one of, it's like motherfucker. It's one of the more offensive words you can say.

And they did not make a sense of that.

50 seconds in, we get your catchphrase. Excuse I. Excuse I. Yeah.

Oh, Hot Stepper. That's one of the songs that crossed over. I Need Kamosi. Yeah, I Need Kamosi. Here comes the hot stepper. I got American radio play. You would recognize it. Do you know what we're talking about, Seth, or no? No. If we were fast enough to edit this where we played it right now for you, you would go, oh, I've heard that at nightclubs.

Yeah, the hot stepper. Whenever he came out of the conventions, it played it. Tom the hot stepper.

Excuse me, Mr. Officer. Uha Stepper, you do so many Dutty crimes. Dutty is just dirty. Yeah.

Featured prominently in the film.

Now, in my mind, Nyabingi is a type of drum, but I think it also is a sect of the religion. I don't really know. I think that's right.

60? A lot.

And you're fully skylarking all the time. Andy... Skylarking? I'm trying to remember a good way to put what Skylarking means.

From multiple songs.

Real dreads do not have a bad odor. You would have to be very dirty and it would be, it's like almost a stereotype that they're dirty dreads. Like it could be offensive. So I want to clarify that we do not think dreads are dirty or smell. His do. Ross Trent's do because he's doing it wrong. He's dirty.

Head to makersmarkpersonalize.com and fill in the details in order to create and mail your custom label. Makers Mark makes their bourbon carefully. Please enjoy it that way. Maker's Mark, Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey, 45% alcohol per volume. Copyright 2025, Maker's Mark Distillery, Incorporated, Loretto, Kentucky.

I don't even want to make any generalizations. I'll just say Ross Trentz.

Yeah, your namesake.

All right, we've got your horns coming to life here that you hummed. And I mean, we see Simon Rich in the center. His show is on Broadway right now.

And then the other two guys, I'm sad to say I don't remember their names, but they all both were behind the scenes SNL tech guys and crew guys. They were all just cast by their collegiate look.

Do you want to just come in and talk about this experience of holding a deck?

He's also the first one that's ever noticed, because he's like, have you ever noticed that bald heads suck? Yeah. This is an observation I just made.

Yeah. He's just trying to separate himself because God forbid someone thinks he's a bald head. Yeah. All right.

Me and my bald heads are going to go get some malt liquor and drink it. Oh, don't mind me. Just a bunch of bald heads coming through. Don't mind us.

And we're like, it's a giant bong in the middle of New York Street. Go over and smoke it. And it just is incredible. How did I blow out smoke? It was just so cold. No, you lit something. Look.

Dude, this is back when they would just, you could just, we were so low rent. You could walk into a Cold Stone Creamery and be like, hey, can I get behind the counter for a sec? Oh my God, it is a real Cold Stone.

If it was, it was like Nick Malardi or Dina just calling and being like, hey, can we come by today? It was like, they would have had no warning. Maybe it was prearranged and he was like, oh yeah, the one on this one said we can go back there. Maybe it was. We'd have to ask them. Let's ask them for a voice note.

You know what? Let's... Let's make sure Dina listens and she'll have the receipts on that.

Just combining the most mundane.

Dub is like a instrumental style of reggae. Again, somebody that listens to this is going to know more about reggae and correct us. But I know when you buy like a dub plate, like essentially a lot of times the people that make rhythms, which are their beats, will actually let many different reggae artists do a song on the same rhythm.

So you might hear 10 different songs that all have the exact same music, and then one might become a hit. But you could do a whole DJ set for 30 minutes where the music never changes, just different artists come on to do their song on top of it. And then dub style is basically those

like instrumentals and you can buy whole albums that you've liked and now it's a dub style and sometimes they will put in very quietly the lyrics that used to be there or just like the ad-lib hypes. So you might be listening to a song you've known and then every four bars it just goes like, like an echo of the last syllable.

And then there's people that just made whole albums of just vibe albums that were like King Tubby was probably the most famous one to us at least, where you would just buy whole albums and it's just the music with very little lyrics.

Did we have a different joke there?

It's like the linchpin of the entire video. It's the moment the whole point of the whole thing comes across to everybody.

Yes.

A memory. Steel trap.

No, the song, on Monday of this week, it went, it was loud.

Ride bike path of righteousness. Yeah, please guide me upon your bike path of righteousness.

But yeah, so... Shaka, Demas, and Pliers have a very famous song called Murder, She Wrote. Oh, yeah. You know that one, Seth.

Were we recording when we talked that Jorm's not here this week? I mean, I know Seth said we were starting after that.

You actually do? Yeah. There's a bunch of these dancehall ones that you have heard in your nightclub days where we do a dancehall set.

Thank you?

Is it complicated or is it simple?

He's shooting a commercial. Okay. I saw that it's with Beck Bennett, because they sent me a photo. I don't know anything else.

Last time we talked about Thrive Market, you talked about that you like eating meat sticks. Tell me more.

Right. They did all the AT&T ones before Beck was on SNL. All the ones where he was with children talking about cell phone plans or something. If he was here, he would talk about, he's very passionate about products. That's why he does the ads a lot.

Yeah, who's yagga, yagga, yagga, yow? Is that Anthony B?

It could be Beanie Man, but I think it's Anthony B. Again, our listeners will clearly put it all, correct me and let me know.

We got that whole class to say, are you there, Ja? It's me, Ross Trent. They were great. It was definitely Rachel's brother's class.

And of course, that's the famous reggae book, Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret by Judy Blume.

Yeah, we went to the real library and fake played the horns. I wonder what college this was.

Yeah, they know what they're doing.

All right. So we just watched him walking past six real Jamaican Rastafaris. And Nick Mallardy, who worked with Dina and would help out on the shorts, when we were like, hey, how can we find people that are not

background actors who then we dress up and it's going to look like a fake SNL version how do we and he was like oh no problem and I forget if he lived in the Bronx or Brooklyn he's like there's a store right by me and there's always a bunch of them hanging out I go there sometimes I forget what he said he bought there he knew exactly where to go and he went there I don't know what conversation they had but he immediately had six real Rastas who were super nice and we told them what the bit was and they were like yeah but they had thick as I can't I'm not even going to pretend to be able to do it

the thickest true Jamaican accents and we're super down for it and thought it was funny and did it perfect.

Yeah. Yeah.

It was a little bit nerve wracking and embarrassing on our end because it was happening in real life. And here they are. And we're like, we're going to be walking by and playing this reggae song and he's going to do this.

And they were wonderful. And it was, yeah. Props to Nick.

There we go. It's an important line in the song, but I guess we had our backup plan, which is that you would just stand on the street and they can't stop us on the sidewalk and you were just going to point to the sign. Yeah, it was going to be a Magnolia sitch. It was going to work no matter what.

But the fact that we got to just go behind because it was a bunch of teenagers working there, they're like, sure.

Red Stripe is, of course, Jamaican beer. Just doing another, that's another Cool Runnings, basically. Mm-hmm, and Fussing and Fighting is a song. Shabba, Shabba Ranks. He's just a famous artist. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Now you're on the Judy Blume book. It's a nice, made it a visual callback to a joke from a little while ago.

but nobody want to plant the corn everybody want to raid the barn and that's a fucking great song it's great no one wants to do the work but they all want to eat the food you know yours kind of makes it sexual that your nice nurse your night nurse never wants to plant the corn it's just it's just he doesn't know what he's talking about he's just quoting stuff which is also admittedly what we were kind of doing skiddly skiddly whoa back to barrington levy yeah

I think there was some yellow man, like Zunga Zunga Zunga Zang that we were debating all the time and just couldn't find a place to put it in. Yeah. Like all the people that did good scatty nonsense stuff. So there you have it. All right, that was it. I think we've been waiting however many years it's been to tell people what was actually in it.

I'm sure on Genius, RapGenius.com or whatever, I'm sure they have some of that. Yes.

Jorma just came here.

Who is the host?

Was this on the pot already, Andy, that you told the actual that there was a person that said... like a very patois line to you? I feel like it's, did we, you already did it, right?

I want to say disclaimer that we are not experts on any of this either. Like we just are fans of the music. And so we, but we could just sense, like, it's not like we're masters, like know what it is much about being Rastafari, but we know they're not. We know enough to know that.

While also saying they didn't know much because they probably knew about as much as us.

So also that they're adopting it as a personality trait, but also don't know even exactly what they're saying or adopting.

That's a perfect way to put it, being grunge or being goth or being Rasta. That's how they're thinking of it, and it's not that.

It's just going with that Eddie Murphy white guy voice. Yeah, exactly.

Maker's Mark makes their bourbon carefully. Please enjoy it that way. Maker's Mark Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. 45% alcohol per volume. Copyright 2025. Maker's Mark Distillery. Incorporated. Loretto, Kentucky.

But you were saying it to be kind of flowery and funny in the wording, but not necessarily just straight up that he's jizzing down your throat. Well, who would ever say that? And I gave you grace. Thank you. And you deserve it, and you've earned it on this podcast especially.

Okay. I mean, right away, what was that college we went to? We went to a real college, and those are real students who are sitting in a real college. One of our interns maybe went there, or maybe somebody's niece went there.

Yeah, and we just went into a real college class and shot with real college students.

Ja Rastafarianism. Immediately off the bat, he's on the wrong foot.

For those that don't know it, it's usually Ja Rastafari is in the normal song that wants to say it. And like a Capleton song, that's one of the artists.