Warden Dave

I want a solicitor. I said shut up. Captain should be here soon. And they'll explain? They'll decide what to do with you.

Dave? Report? Got some weird readings near the centre of the mile. Me and Heidi went to check it out. Found this.

For God's sake. Doc reckons so. He's in a bad way, though. Malnourishment, apparently. Doc wants him on a drip, but I told him you'd need to give the okay.

Sure thing, Captain. I'll leave someone outside, just in case.

I told you, didn't I? Some kind of mug thing or... Help!

I think it's a person. Please, how the hell did you get in here? I don't... Never mind, you can tell us later. So now we need to deal with those nasty bastards on your trail. I need your help. Yeah, I heard you the first time. But can you whistle? I... Just shoot them. Wouldn't do much good, they've got your scent now.

So unless you want to stay here and get messed up nice and proper by your new mates, you'd better start whistling something bloody cheerful. Nice and loud now. Come on. Not circus music, you cretin! Christ alive! Look, something cheery, something nice, right now. That's better. Not exactly good, but it'll do. Look, come on then, quick, smart, and don't stop whistling. Nice and loud now.