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Yeah. What's going on here? i've been speaking of biking we bought a i bought a bike and i've been looking to get into it city biking is just not pleasurable at all no stop and start you know yeah oh yeah we live on beach so i go we live on beach we have bike at my house bike on beach i don't have to stop i can get here that is a luxury yeah that's why a lot of people buy beachfront property
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And your family refused to come. Yeah, exactly.
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I like the logic that your gaze holds him in place. As long as I'm looking at him, he can't move.
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Presumably naked. Do we see that he's naked or is it just presumed? He's presumed naked. He's gotta be naked. Innocent until proven naked.
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But obviously, nonetheless, an honor to be asked.
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Or she thought you didn't know it and she wanted to shine.
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Was it a picture of you, his name? Yeah.
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That's like a mean girl thing from a movie to say.
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Have you ever dabbled in DJing either of you?
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They don't know who either of us are. Was it an internal company thing?
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Bro fest on the way home being I love you so much Do you are you both go into the I love you speech a lot? What about I hate you speech if there's someone you don't really like I?
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They lost a future client. I'm going to fucking WME. Future striking. You lost my business in 10 years, buddy. Guess what?
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Would you shut off the music to say that?
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No, no. All of my brothers play every instrument.
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I do have one, and I have two more on top of that.
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Yeah, look up what the odds of that are. Hold up.
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I'm from Syracuse, New York. Syracuse? That's all you got for Syracuse?
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How? Drunk driving. No. It was, like, he hit him on the highway. Like, he was not drunk.
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Like, the car was on the side of the road. This is, I'm pretty sure, correct, but, like... The car was pulled over, and they were trying to figure it on the side of the highway, and then Jim Boeheim tried to swerve and hit him. It was good.
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Yeah, I went to the college, yeah. Oh, nice. Yeah. From there, went there.
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Well, you probably didn't even clock for him because that's not even about him. He's like, who are they talking about? Were you guys in – were you ever, like –
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no but my one of my close friends Grace who like I also did like a sketch group thing with I love Grace yeah she's great she was also the group leader Grace Wickham?
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he likes them um what was it she too was the leader of her like you know in high school of the the cheering so it seems to be a personality type match actually yeah i think i think this is kind of the career path for the bird the bird's nest or something i think we called ours
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You got and learned and became proficient in Photoshop for high school heckling.
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Yeah. I did not play, but it was a big hockey lacrosse. We didn't have that.
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Are you familiar? D2 lacrosse is like a thing. Yeah. It doesn't exist.
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Do they wear like suits in the house?
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That's a great move. That's quick thinking.
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Do they all like to talk about how they don't wear suits? And we're a chill office.
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No. You were telling me about this earlier.
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You did not. You did not have 12 beers.
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That is insane to be able to come back from that.
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You finished 12 beers by 9 p.m. ?
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What are your solutions when you wake up in the morning and you're feeling terrible?
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This morning I asked for water. Rusty circumvented the entire office and couldn't find a single water. I'm fine. I just thought I got some tap water.
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I live in Santa Monica. Oh, nice. Yeah. I live like, well, I'm not going to say where, but yeah.
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Yeah, it's great. It's way better than, you know, like New York, which is cold.
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Hmm. Well, like my entire family's there, so it'd be good if they all moved here. I think if they could all just move here, that would make things a lot easier. Do any of your brothers live out here besides? I live with my brother Aiden, and then my older brother Kyle lives in Woodstock, New York, and my youngest brother Brenny goes to Penn State. So, no.
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Yeah, he plays music. As do you. Top three music notes.
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What's that one? Do you have perfect pitch? Willie has perfect pitch. Are you for real? Yeah. No.
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We're throwing around Sharon Sachs. Is this a name I should know?
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Because, for example, you said Rick, no last name.
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It was not world peace at birth. Wait.
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Yeah. Should we roadmap it up? That's a Mythbusters right there. What? What's a myth buster? Can you elbow someone in the head on the street versus in a game?
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Did you guys play lightsabers growing up? First of all, did you play lightsabers growing up? Of course. And then did you ever get hit on the hand with a lightsaber? Oh, look, we got you a water bottle. Did you fly this in?
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The Sisslemans? What are you talking about? Is that some European? They were my neighbors. Oh, I thought that was some custom lightsaber brand.
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Like, going like this to try to get it to... Have you seen what's next in lightsaber technology, what they're cooking up over there? Oh, it's insane. It's getting crazy.
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Have you seen Andor? No. I just haven't watched any of the new stuff. I'm spreading the gospel.
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People say that it's genuinely good TV. Imagine Ted Danson was in it. I would fucking kill myself.
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So it's just the exterior? Yeah. You just go to the exterior?
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I've never seen anything like it. You gotta take a breath in the middle of that. You just gotta break that up. It comes up for air for a second. Should we road map it up? You keep saying this.
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Here's the thing. I wouldn't call that being gullible. If you told me that you're...
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mom was like katie perry or something that maybe like i don't know whatever i'd be like i would believe until i have a reason not to right also this is the first time you guys are meeting so it'd be insane if if laura was like no he's lying you guys know he's lying right like i will say i was i was kind of embarrassed but i didn't know who the president of china was
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Lauren's doing a wig party on Saturday. Are you trying on wigs or everyone else is...
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You can't downgrade a wig party. That's such a specialty party.
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I think I need... Well, that's good as a housewarming, too, because then you get all the wigs that you need. You don't have to worry about buying wigs. Right.
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Is it a code for the roof, or is it a code for an issue with the roof that happens frequently enough to have a code?
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What I think you should do is all the things you sent were sort of short response answers. I think they should be more essay questions.
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oh i don't know the updated sharks can i do og shark cast yeah are there new ones wait what bar barbara mr wonderful mark cuban damon john i thought that mark was gone i could be wrong i'll take barbara okay i'm gonna be will's gonna be randy yo dog and i will be i'm gonna be damon today
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I know some people that do this. It's insane. Yeah. Because, well, I mean, like, they're mostly audio-based.
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I feel like you would have heard that, though. The horns, right?
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Yeah, yeah, like, you know, like, the little... Like, it shows, like, your car on the... You do understand my confusion in that, though. When you said the car... No, the car has horns. You understand why that wouldn't be my first thought?
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That's such a different thing than water. If I request water. Would you have said anything? Do you want Sprite? No, I'm good. I thought it was just funny that I didn't know it was capable of a building to have no water. I always feel like it's a HIPAA violation.
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So it's for when you're on LSD driving. I guess. Driving on.
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people would get because they wouldn't know which product they were by uh have you guys ever done lsd yeah no well what i what i think we do it right now yeah 12 the um 12 lsd 12 lsd please um the notion of them being confused that's why i think potentially you lean into it obviously he's got something with the trip right what are other things that you could do with tripping
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Maybe you bundle it, get like five or six products.
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Tripping on a thing on the sidewalk. When you're tripping on a thing on the sidewalk and you want to figure out what music you want to be playing.
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So we just assume that the technology exists.
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Well, here's my question. Would you rather know that terrible things are wrong with you, or would you rather just coast, well, maybe terrible things are wrong with you, but you just don't know.
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My dentist. As a child, I would consistently go to the dentist and have teeth pulled that were not planned to be. I had 10 teeth pulled as a kid. Like, a separate trip. So I hated the dentist. What? Because there was a relatively good.
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I think it was like they were just trying to, because I had like a weird bite. So they were like trying to figure that out.
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I had six baby teeth and four adult teeth.
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They let me keep my teeth, by the way. Has anyone else gotten teeth pulled? They let you keep them. Where do you keep them? I have them in my room.
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I don't know. Because I was moving here, and I was looking through my room. I was like, I still have these. Should I sell them?
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Growing up. Growing up, chicken parm, which is like really boring. I just learned how to make chicken parm. Really?
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Do you know how to cook bread and chicken? Yeah, I could have done it. So you're capable. I would say that qualifies. I did it.
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And now she's saying, park you little shit.
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How active are you guys in the Slack?
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All right, Ryan, do you have a pitch? Oh, yeah. You got to give me a minute. I got to pull these up here. I got a Google pitch. Good pitch idea. Business. Okay, I got a couple. I got three. This one's not really much of a business, but it's more of a concept.
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So I went to dinner with my roommate, Callan, the other night. And we were supposed to go with, it was going to be four people, two of them bailed. We were at potential to lose the table because it was a four-person reservation. Only two people showed up.
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I think there have been instances where I've showed up to a reservation and they're like, if you don't have anyone, you can't sit down.
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Yeah, that'd be a weird move, but I guess you could do that. That's your idea. Single rider line for restaurants. So you're familiar with at an amusement park, single rider line, if you... go by yourself and you don't have anyone to go with, you can kind of skip the line because they need to fill in spots. Single rider line for dining if you can't fill your reservation.
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So you get a rando to come to your table. It's sort of a gamble. You might get a wild card. I like that.
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That's cool as well. You show up and they pair you with other singles.
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Well, maybe that's part of the policy of single writer is you you bear a certain burden such as you have to be the one that takes the entire bill.
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Is the liability for what he does on him, it doesn't fall on you, even though you employed it?
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We make another one, hockey net that you wear on your face. Yeah. We're shooting pucks at your face. You get it.
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Documents are so small to have enough to fill your computer. I have millions of files.
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Hennepin County. I'm so nervous. I like Charlie XCX a lot right now. Will you do this one, Willie? No.
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But if you had one, we'd give you one for sure.
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If your laptop is that full where you can't update, it's definitely giving you issues. There's no way that that thing's running smoothly. I don't have a left shift key.
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It's essentially a piece of paper.
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Yeah, my roommate told me this as I was walking out of the apartment this morning. There's this... What's his name? It's like Mo...
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Moe Berg, he was an MLB player and also a spy during World War II.
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That's insane. Yeah, because you hear about the people that went and served during World War II. This guy was a spy.
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Yeah, he was a scout. Sorry, that's what I meant to say.
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I think that's the nature of spy work is you typically don't know.
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Didn't clarify, just repeated the word.
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It's like they manipulated, like, his... That's a great way to use your last words.
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As you're going out, just say something crazy.
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I like the lack of communication between you two. Did he tell you where this is?
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I slacked it, Lauren. I don't see it.
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At what point do you correct your friends? Because there are quite a few relationships where I've gotten to the point where I'm, whatever you want to say, that's what my last name is. Yeah, I don't really give a shit, honestly. How far off would it have to be?
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Incredibly bright ambulance lights. Do you have the munchies? They were so nice. That's actually awesome. All right, what should I pick up? His name is Jane... R-I-C-H-S-O-N. Yeah, pretty much any of these will do.
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Oh, wow. Let's go for that. 19.3 maybe, or the 15.3. All right, let's do this one. Okay. Wow. Yeah.
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I will watch these for so long. They'll just show up on my page.
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Yeah, I bet you'd like that, will you? Oh, and he stuck the landing.
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This guy rocks. Oh. We've all done this one. This one. We've all done this one.
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I'm curious what his workflow is. And his brainstorming process. Because they're all very different.
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What do you got? I thought it was more conceptual. I didn't realize it was verbatim.
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Okay. Perfect. So I'm thinking... This is after they've been married?
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So they're about to be married. Yes. Live prenup. Draft a live prenup. Get... with some, maybe some crowd work. What do we think that we should protect? I like that. And then we declare a winner at the end.
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Okay. That's fun. That's fun, yeah.
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This is a classic. You tell everyone the food's poison. The antidote is hidden somewhere in the room and you'll reveal it at the end. She got him hooked.
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Three of those cakes that people pop out of, all Xs.
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Reveal that you have a terminal illness to get them hooked once again.
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We all know Orion's belt, right? Yeah. And this guy, Onion Belt.
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We're building off the existing IPs.
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The chunks. Closing stitches. The Lunar Vikings. Secret Joe sandwich.
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Oh, what? Grab videos. Grab underscore videos. Also my personal, Ryan Micho, M-I-C-H-O. I'd like to plug your podcast.
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It's an acronym. Kyle, Ryan, Aiden, Brendan. That's my brothers. Oh, that's awesome.
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yeah weathermen are we're maybe on on from i'm from like a small town in upstate new york weathermen are celebrities in yeah small towns so you're from cape cod a small town called cape cod oh yeah you're you're right yeah i need a little bit of backstory i don't know anything about your dad your dad is um tag robert no that's a romney
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I've been seeing darts stuff on my 4UP.
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I'm going to take Jaleel Okafor.
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Yeah. It felt a little bit played out, but I thought I'd stick to what's tried and true. You're just going to clean the glass? Scrappy. He's not a 10-day, so he's back in the league.
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Do you like trivia? I love trivia.
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That's ridiculous. Same color scheme and part of the country.
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Well, I'll take a different name.
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So you were just at the All-Star game. I was at the All-Star game visiting my dad.
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It's crazy that you pulled out the first name of that one.
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It was like when Babe Ruth pointed out that he was going to hit a home run. Erlinger flask? Pull that up, Lauren.
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erlinger flies erlinger how much do you think this goes for on amazon millions of dollars there's only one great birthday gift i don't know i definitely pictured the h as well erlenmeyer flask i was i was closer though there is a market for the erlinger flask because it doesn't exist right flasks that don't exist um but like yeah lauren do you understand what we're talking about
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Using rain games. That feels incredibly arbitrary. It's just a fucking cup.
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As long as they know it's like D. This is something that we've discussed is how many Wills work at this company. Yeah. I think... Wait, tell them what...
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Oh, in the retirement home? Yeah. I haven't seen it. I've seen the, when you go on Netflix and you go past it and it starts playing in the middle of the show. I've seen that.
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That was not very good. Does your dad know Larry Bird? Have you met him? I haven't met him, but I'm sure he knows him. That's sick.
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Was he hard on you with sports? Because. Yeah, he wouldn't let me play basketball. I had to play. It was a lot of like table sports. Table sports? Yeah.
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No, no, my dad's a teacher. But he was the finals MVP. Teachers are actually the real MVP. That's right. It'd be funny if like... What's he teach? He's a guidance counselor for middle schoolers. Oh, nice.