2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears Live From SXSW | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
24 Mar 2025
Check out Bert's new special "Lucky" streaming on Netflix! SPONSORS: - Stop paying full-price for streaming services and only getting access to a fraction of their content. Get your money’s worth at https://EXPRESSVPN.com/CAVE. - Sponsored by Better Help. For a limited time, visit https://betterhelp.com/bears to get 90% off your first week! - Make friends and grab some merch at https://www.drinkporosos.com/ Bert and Tom take 2 Bears 1 Cave on location at SXSW, broadcasting straight from The Portal, a Por Osos sponsored party house—where the drinks are flowing, fans are mingling, and people are literally jumping off the roof into the pool. The chaos kicks off as Bert calls back to an insane AI-generated video called "Fat N-word Season," that does in fact exist. From there, they tackle the big questions in life, like what is the perfect boob size and do Black guys really not always fit all the way in during intercourse? They also get deep about comedians being forgotten in pop culture history, before immediately pivoting to Bert’s questionable SXSW outfit and how he narrowly avoided disaster with Magic Johnson. Ari Shaffir’s name comes up, Bert lays some praise on Tom for his Robert Smith costume on YMH Live X, and Tom tries to wrap his head around Bert becoming friends with Mel Gibson at a UFC event—which might just be the most Bert Kreischer thing ever. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 281 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:47 - Fat Big Word Season 00:07:07 - Perfect Size 00:14:15 - The Legacy Of Comedians 00:18:48 - Dudes Jumping Off The Roof & Ari Shaffir 00:28:16 - Bert's Outfit 00:32:29 - Magic Johnson & King's Coronation 00:38:28 - Mel Gibson 00:48:08 - YMH Live X 00:55:35 - Hunger For Touring & Hanging With Fans 01:03:22 - Bert's Death Wish Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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My new special, Lucky, is streaming right now on Netflix. Check it out. 100% Wait, wait, hold on. Our words are being streamed to the people out there? Yeah. That's a horrific idea. I thought so too. Whose idea was this? So they're just going to be standing there and Tom and I are going to be talking about fucking gay booty shorts and there'll be music?
Oh cool, so it'll sound like a really weird EDM song. Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit, I almost wore my new underwear. Should we start up? If it's streaming live, should we start with... That's an AI thing, right?
I love it. Can I tell you, this, I listen to...
I listen to this too much. Yo, shut the fuck up. It's Fat Cracker season. Okay. Okay, let's roll. Yo, shut the fuck up. It's Fat Cracker season.
There he is. Well, you were adamant on the last pod that you were like, Fat N-Words, Fat N-Words, it's my obsession. I love it. I'm always playing Fat N-Words. And then we were doing searches for it. No one could find it. No one could find it. It wasn't like a song that came up in the results of like... Spotify or Apple or any of that.
And by the way, they're big fans of mine. We found them. You found them? The people that run the account, they're big fans of mine.
But that's AI.
That's AI. And it is so engaging that I got to be honest with you, I wish it was a TV show. I would follow these guys. They're going to Dubai to close a new oil deal for P. Diddy Baby Oil. Yeah. Dude, it just delivers. Can I tell you what? It just delivers. Every time I hear it, it makes me smile. So...
you know the thing is the problem with that what it's so catchy that it makes you think it's okay to say it i know i mean so it's like one of those songs where you're like everyone's having a good time dude Like, why can't I have a good time with him?
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