2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Does Bert Have A Personality Disorder? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
10 Feb 2025
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You want to start it, Bert?
Yes. Okay.
Hey, guys. Fuck. I just fucked it up already.
That's okay. You start it. Well, I think I said that your big toe got amputated. So is it? Or do you have it still? I don't remember. No, I still have it. I still have it. That's great. No, that's a great way to start. Bert has his big toe again.
I still have my big toe. Dude, I crushed that fucking thing. Did you see the picture of it? Of what thing? My toe. No, I don't even know what you're talking about. My big toe. I crushed it. Oh, I did not know that. Oh, yeah. I was referring to diabetes. No, no, no. What happened? I dropped a fucking whiskey bottle on it. And it broke my big toe and the toe next to it. And they were black.
They're good now. It happened a couple weeks ago. You can find a picture online, I'm sure.
By the way, I have a... I had a nerve conduction test.
Nerve conduction?
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