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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Is Dax Shepard Bert's New Best Friend? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

02 Dec 2024

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Don’t forget to check out Dax Shepard’s own podcast “Armchair Expert” available wherever you get your podcasts! SPONSORS: Visit https://goMuskOx.com/bears and use our code BEARS at checkout for $20 off your flannel purchase Get $20 off a Skylight Frame at https://SkylightFrame.com/BEARS Your Holiday wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @‌chubbies with the code BEARS20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/BEARS20 #chubbiespod This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Crystals being joined by guest bear and armchair expert, Dax Shepard! Bert once again proves his improved prowess as an interviewer by providing proof he did his research for this talk. Bert and Dax talk all about Dax's podcast "Armchair Expert" and how he had made a splash in the podcast world even though he entered it kinda late in the game. They talk about podcasting during the pandemic, Kristen Bell's knack for killing people with kindness in the darkest way, sober life, best friends, soulmates, idolizing Vince Vaughn, college days, high school crushes, Burt Reynolds, and more!  Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 265 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0.249 - 29.276 Tom Segura

hundred percent are we rolling so wait let's start you started your podcast in 2017 yeah yeah it'll be seven years on valentine's day before or after chips after in the wake of depression i'm dying to hear about that yeah yeah yeah i was um supremely depressed about the performance it's a good movie thank you so much let me tell you the nuances that no one gets in this goddamn movie

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29.716 - 40.58 Bert Kreischer

Please break it down for everyone. Your thumbprint of your character is Dax Shepard. I don't know if everyone catches that, but as a guy who listens to the podcast and watch that movie, you do talk.

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40.6 - 49.984 Tom Segura

He has to deal with too many surgeries, and he's addicted to fucking painkillers. And he talks therapy talk. He's constantly getting too emotional with everyone, and everyone's uncomfortable with it. Yes, it's very me.

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50.525 - 58.308 Bert Kreischer

And by the way, Pena is awesome. Michael Pena is awesome in that. Oh, he's outrageous. It's a great fucking. How many movies have you done with Vincent D'Onofrio?

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59.388 - 77.418 Tom Segura

A lot at this point. As I told him, we did this movie, The Judge, together with Robert Downey and Duvall. And I just fell in love with him. And afterwards, he called and said, hey, we're going to do this movie, a Christmas movie. And I go, great. He goes, I'll send you a script. I go, no, no, you don't have to send it to me. I'll just, whatever you do, I'll do. You want to do a KFC commercial?

77.858 - 89.546 Tom Segura

I'm there. Because he's Vincent D'Onofrio. Dude. What a stud. He's a fucking... Also, you know, a lady killer. Really? Oh, my God.

90.006 - 109.54 Tom Segura

I've never seen... Well, funny enough, that movie had two of the world's great lady killers, Billy Bob Thornton, which prior to meeting him and working with him, of course, I thought he was brilliant and I love Sling Blade, but you go like, wow, man, he got Angelina Jolie. This is really fascinating. Yeah.

110.33 - 132.157 Tom Segura

And then I was around him, and again, I'm charmed by him, but then I went out to eat with he and my wife, and he just laser-beamed my wife in the eyes with his eyes, and she just got all fucked up in a second. I was like, oh, my God, I see what's happening. That's what's going on. And then, lo and behold, D'Onofrio's got the same powers. For real? Oh, yeah. I don't have that.

132.177 - 140.8 Tom Segura

So the two of them, you don't have that? No. You've been married 20 years? 20, yeah. I talk myself out of pussy. Okay. Well, you should as a married man.

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