2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
07 Apr 2025
Check out Bert's new special "Lucky" streaming on Netflix! Tom just announced Fall dates for his Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour. Presale starts April 2nd, use code TOMMY. Watch Kyle Dunnigan on Kill Tony on Netflix today! SPONSORS: - You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears. - Brought to you by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/bears to get 10% off your first month. - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code BEARS -- just pay $5 shipping. This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave we have Tom Segura and guest bear Kyle Dunnigan! After both appearing on "Kill Tony: Kill Or Be Killed", now streaming on Netflix, they've got some thoughts and reactions from that insane event to share with of you. They also discuss Kyle's weird dating history, his interest in taller women, and how he finds dates in a world of dating apps. Kyle also has a massive collection of impressions he unloads, including Caitlyn Jenner, RFK Jr, Joe Biden, and the infamous Bill Maher impression that Bill Maher just absolutely loves okaaayy. They also exchange stories about bombing at private events and Kyle tells Tom all about the time he worked Tony Robbins' weird birthday party. Lot of stories, lot of impressions, check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 283 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:14 - Tall Chicks, Kinks, & Awkward Hook-ups 00:07:56 - Kill Tony: Kill Or Be Killed 00:13:14 - Favorite Dating App 00:19:19 - Contrarian Dating History 00:30:02 - How To Pick Up A Woman 00:40:05 - Kyle's Instagram Impressions 00:48:53 - Elon Musk 00:52:59 - Tony Robbins Birthday 00:55:59 - Tony Big Words 01:00:31 - Bombing At Private Events 01:10:05 - Always Working 01:12:47 - Kyle Wants To Be Adopted 01:16:51 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cave. Today's topics, the situation in Ukraine. The market continues to go down, and there's no better person to discuss real-world issues with than my regular co-host, Bert Kreischer. But he is at fat camp. And so as he continues to try to lose 150 pounds... We have an incredible fill-in. This guy, you've seen him on CNN. You've seen him on Fox News.
You've seen him on PBS. You've seen him on 60 Minutes. It's Kyle Dennegan, everybody.
Yeah. Thanks for my credits. I'm not even 150 pounds, so you lose more than I am.
How much do you weigh?
I'm really light. I haven't weighed myself in a couple months, but I'm about $1.40. Dude. Yeah. What's that like?
it's good for jumping and um i bet you can run like the wind right i can run pretty fast girls can pick me up that's kind of like yeah do you ever you ever hook up with like a chick who's like significantly yeah really yeah it's like a six footer who's like yeah i did how was that um it's a little weird but uh you kind of like it though i have to like change you know my kink has to be like baby like i'm a baby yeah yeah you know that's what's wrong with that it's
nothing and then yeah you get like a diaper and that kind of thing but it is yeah yeah yeah I'm like I it feels like a different species when a woman's like Yeah, yeah. Like, that much bigger than me.
Well, sometimes, like, I remember I did a show one time, and after the show, there was a woman in the lobby. She was 6'4". And somebody was like, oh, yeah, she plays for Team USA Volleyball. And I looked at her like she was a sculpture in a museum. Like, I went up there, and I was like... I just admired her. I was like, Jesus Christ. She was also super feminine.
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