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Welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cave. We're here in Studio Burt. Hey, buddy.
Hey. By the way, for everyone that doesn't know, the fires were crazy and I was wondering if this place was going to be here today. Yeah.
Yeah, no, the fires are – this is unlike anything that's ever happened.
It's always the thing that people – It's the biggest wildfire ever in Los Angeles, ever.
Yeah, ever in Los Angeles. They've already passed an estimated 51 billion, which is going to grow by exponential amounts. Wow. The neighborhood that I left when I last lived in Los Angeles is completely gone. The house that I lived in. That house is gone. The house is gone. The school that Ellis went to is gone. It was a very walkable neighborhood.
All my neighbors, like I checked in with old friends, all their houses are gone. And also all the places that we would frequent, you know, like we would go to the CVS. CVS is gone. Gelson's is gone. Ralph's is gone. The gas station's gone. The Starbucks is gone. Like it's all gone. It's like, it's hard to comprehend, like, and to imagine that it's all gone.
As of now, unless it's changed, I couldn't believe that the Palisades village was all intact. And I was like, how is that possible? And I guess it's because, Maybe the buildings, the structures are all stone, you know, like concrete and stone.
That's the one thing, my one takeaway is why don't we make houses out of chimneys? Because everyone's chimney is still standing.
I know. I mean, it's all cost relevant. The thing that I already was thinking of, because two things are definitely going to happen. One, I was like, all the scumbag pieces of shit that will scam people in some way out of this, you're like, I can't wait until the...
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