2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matt McCusker's Wild Drug Dealing Stories | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
16 Dec 2024
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What's up, everybody? This is AI Tom. This episode was recorded before they identified the goofball who shot the UnitedHealthcare CEO. Stay proud, stay black. Burt is fat. Welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cave. My regular co-host is actually speaking at a Nazi rally in Ohio. And sitting in for him is the great Matt McCusker, everybody. Let him hear it.
Before I forget, you can get tickets to see Matt at mattmacusker.com. He's on the road. And, of course, you can listen to Matt and Shane's secret podcast wherever podcasts are available. Never gets old saying that, does it? Right. Wherever they're available. Wherever they're available. Anywhere.
Anywhere. So many places. Go to my computer and access the files themselves.
You can get the original MP3s from Matt. And you guys are huge Patreon guys, too.
Yeah, big Patreon guys. So... You're business savvies? I think so. I think we're pretty savvy. I think you are too. That's what I always tell myself, man. Whenever I get too spun out about all the personality bullshit, I always just say, look, I'm a small business owner. What do you want from me? I'm just running a small business, dude.
I I've told so many people that I think all of us, if you do stand up, whether you see it this way or not, it doesn't matter. It's objectively true. You're an entrepreneur. Like your business is what you, your comedy and how you present it and everything, but you're a business owner.
Yeah. I feel like it takes the heat off. Otherwise, you become the commodity. That's where it gets personal. This sucks. You're like, well, it's me. I'm the product, and I don't really appreciate you saying that very much.
This reminds me of when I shaved my face a few weeks ago, and everyone was like, I hate your face. I go, this is my face, bro. It's my face. It's not a turkey sandwich. This is my face. And this guy came up to me at a bar.
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