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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

MrBallen Traumatizes Tom Segura | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

05 May 2025

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Full Episode

0.412 - 0.875 Bert Kreischer

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5.751 - 31.278 Tom Segura

Welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cave. My regular co-host is having his spine fused. And so while he's out, we have a great guest. If you're a fan of the strange, dark, and mysterious, don't forget to hit that subscribe button like you're slapping the tip of your penis on your partner's forehead. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce Mr. Ballin. Dude. All right.

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31.358 - 33.899 MrBallen

Very nice, dude. I love the care that was put into that intro.

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34.36 - 34.94 Tom Segura

Thought about it.

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37.841 - 38.601 MrBallen

That's the move, man.

38.621 - 40.142 Tom Segura

Is that because you're Japanese? Why do you do that?

40.322 - 49.526 MrBallen

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I started doing that. Like, if you're a fan of the Strange, Dark, and Mysterious, that's all we do. That's all we do. And then I end it with one of these. Like, all right, into the stories. And then I just...

50.166 - 53.408 Tom Segura

I just never stopped doing it. I was watching that, and I was like, cool, I like this.

53.728 - 71.596 MrBallen

It feels kind of martial artsy. You know what's funny is I do that so often, because I record all the time. I'm always making episodes, and I routinely forget what I'm supposed to say that I've said a million times. I don't know what it is. You'll forget that thing? All of it. Really? When it gets to, if you're a fan of The Strange, Dark, and Mysterious, then you come to the right.

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