2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
12 May 2025
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Welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cave. I'm Tom and this is Bert, everybody. Say hello.
What? I'm hammered.
Yeah, that is not weird. This is incredible. Thank you guys so much for coming out. If you're listening, we are at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida. And there's a 5K, which was, I think it was your goddamn idea.
This idea is almost dumber than Two Bears Sports Management.
Yeah, that really didn't pan out.
Two Bears Racing, Two Bears AI Porn. Yeah. We've had a lot of dumb ideas, Tom.
Quite a few. And I put this near the top, but it fucking panned out.
We were so hungover this morning. I was like, there's no way I'm running this fucking race.
I was tapping out. I smoked DMT yesterday, and I had like 20 shots at Bar Howard, was it? Bar Howard. Yes.
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