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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained

08 Jan 2025

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00:00 "Fanastic" start to holidays + Akaash got GOT 06:33 Alexx Thirst Trapping, Mom's Toes + Skip's offer? 11:24 No-one's worth $1.5m + MEDICINE BALLS 16:32 Need some harassment + Gifts don't buy peace 22:59 Charla & Schulz Old folks party + Meeting Jerry Jones 28:21 NFL playoffs kicking off + Wild cards 31:05 Baptism, Exorcist, Demons & Telekinesis bullshido 47:45 $1.5M offer is insane + M. Monroe a hoeΒ  1:00:24 Drake disses LeBron 1:20:52 Drake, take the L already 1:21:44 Trump, tax foreign box +Β Let Joy Taylor LIVE 1:34:31 Zucks got drip + Squid Games 2 thoughts 1:42:07 Koreans are American Asians + Mud f*cking oilΒ  1:48:00 Meta Free Speech, Abortion "bans" + Corn ban research 1:51:16 Dov's valid re. underwear + Naked sleepers? 1:55:18 Marriage lack of banging + Moanings 1:57:18 More on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0.169 - 23.239 Akaash

What's up, everybody? Welcome to PlayGrid. Happy 2025. Anything uncomfortable happen on your guys' vacation? I feel like more things happen on your vacation. I had an amazing vacation with my wife, my baby. Day one, my wife was vomiting. Yeah, violently. Day two, she got her period for the first time in two years. Wow. So it started off amazing. It was absolutely incredible.

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23.459 - 43.575 Akaash

She got her period for the first time in two years. And it was heavy. It was heavy. One time I was taking a shit, my wife just opened the door. She goes, I need that. What do you do? What do you do with that shit? Prison rules, bro. That's crazy. I just rolled up some toilet paper. I was like, can you just put that there until I finish this doodle? What are the rules for that?

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43.595 - 45.536 Akaash

Would you get off the toilet? No, you got to finish up.

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45.616 - 46.236 Jane Doe

I got to finish up.

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46.256 - 48.258 Akaash

You can't stop me. You can't stop me.

48.278 - 54.141 Jane Doe

That's crazy. He's on the toilet. That's the thing. He's mid-scroll. Yeah. He's three hours into TikTok.

54.281 - 75.556 Akaash

I'm listening to TikTok on like four-fifths volume. Like she could hear it in the next room. So I understood her energy, which is like, I'm flowing crazy. There's like egg bits falling out of me. Shells and all. That's what it is. Okay. So that was the start of my vacation. How about you guys? Did you have a nice vacation? We stayed home. We stayed in New York. Boring.

77.512 - 95.101 Al

Sounds absolutely miserable. Was it miserable? Saved a lot of money. Saved a lot of money. Ended up buying my wife a Rolex, losing all the money we saved. Oh, you fell for that one, huh? Son, I got got, dude. You fell for that one. I fell for it. I took her to the watch store. I made her. I was like, you need to go because I want her to get a watch down the road, but I want one now.

95.221 - 103.145 Al

My wife is not into it. And then I'm like, I just feel like it's been a busy year. I'm going to get myself something. I got a jeweler. He's taking care of me. Shouts, whatever. We get there. You're retarded, bro.

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