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Behind the Bastards

Part One: In Honor Of Our New Monarchy, Let's Talk About Versailles

04 Mar 2025

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In honor of the American oligarchs trying to form their own aristocracy, Robert and Ed Zitron look back at the court of Versailles, how it was formed as a sort of frat house pentagon that broke the brains of every subsequent generation of French nobles.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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4.27 - 26.597 Robert Evans

Welcome back to Behind the Bastards, a podcast about terrible people. You know, we've got a great episode, a couple of episodes for you this week with Ed Zitron of Better Offline. Ed, how are you doing, buddy? I'm doing fantastically. Love being here. I'd be doing better. But, you know, we have something sad to talk about today, Ed.

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26.837 - 50.308 Robert Evans

We're going to give a little moment of silence for 14 FDA agents who were just trying to do their job. But unfortunately, you know, they they got between Sophie and her HGH ring. And, you know, that's just that's just never never a safe thing to do. Also back on the show is Sophie Lichterman, who is recovering south of the border in a

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51.468 - 83.661 Robert Evans

hidden uh uh steadfast sophie why did those men need to die why why why is that the cover story you gave me i feel like you could have done something so much cooler i think that's pretty cool shooting it out with the fda and going on the run to mexico yeah an hgh ring well i didn't want to like accuse you of selling hard drugs I mean, sure. And everybody loves HGH. At least Joe Rogan loves HGH.

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83.721 - 91.666 Sophie

Sophie, maybe you could get on his show. I mean, I've been sent some very fascinating messages. Is that the only reason you told people I was out?

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92.267 - 95.529 Robert Evans

I just told people you'd shot it out with the FDA and you were on the run.

95.549 - 98.271 Sophie

I mean, I kind of wish.

98.791 - 106.697 Robert Evans

Yeah, it would be more fun. But, you know, you're back. You're healing. You're feeling a little better.

107.458 - 112.101 Sophie

A little. I mean, surgery sucks. Don't have surgery unless you absolutely need it, is my recommendation.

112.141 - 124.868 Robert Evans

The surgery sucks. And let's talk for a second here. Doctors are not giving out enough painkillers. You should have gotten dilaudid for what you went through. And they just gave you a little bit of codone. I'm livid on your behalf.

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