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What's murdering my everyones? I'm Robert Evans and right now I'm thinking about murdering everyone because yesterday I got stuck in traffic for Sophie six minutes.
Oh, insufferable.
You drive a giant truck, you shouldn't have to get stuck in traffic. That's exactly what I thought. But every time you drive it over other people, suddenly there's all sorts of crimes that are being committed.
Well, by who?
Uh-huh. Well, by me. Other people. actually i did have a lady back into me yesterday and hit my front end but like it did no damage oh my god i felt so bad she was like sobbing and i was like look ma'am i'm not gonna call the cops like your back bumper is a little cracked but like if you don't want to report this to insurance i don't give a fuck
Also, because the insurance will take her side if she decided it was your fault. Even though she backed into you.
I mean, yeah, I don't think there was much of a chance of that. Like, I was 20 feet back. She just pulled straight out of a parking space. Like, I saw her backing up. I gave her room. She just straight into me. Like, it was like, lady, you had a lot of chances to recognize that you were making a mistake here. But I don't know. I see somebody cry.
One of my favorite things is whenever you see someone get upset because they've hit you and you get to be like, hey, I'm not calling anybody over this. It's such a good feeling.
But one time someone rear-ended me and I was like, look, I'm not calling everyone over like a $20 sensor in the back of my terrible car. And then the kid, it was a teenager, her mom wrote me and was like, great, can I get you to sign something saying that you will not like sue or ask for money later? And I was like, No, if there's paperwork involved, it goes through.
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