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# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

02 Apr 2025

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I sit down with comedian Matteo Lane. We talk about being bilingual, vocal ranges, fluffing, cooking, and much more!  Check out his special “The Al Dente Special” on Hulu on May 16th Order his book “Your Pasta Sucks: A "Cookbook": https://amzn.to/42eHidi   My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix! Follow Matteo YT: https://www.youtube.com/@matteolanecomedy  IG: https://www.instagram.com/matteolane  --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Bluechew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code BERTCAST at https://bluechew.com-- just pay $5 shipping. Robinhood - To receive your 3% boost on annual IRA contributions, sign up at https://robinhood.com/gold  --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0.329 - 21.288 Bert Kreischer

my new special lucky is streaming right now on netflix check it out white women it is enough you're not even married to one no i mean i'm exhausted you have no idea how exhausting they get oh Can I tell you, I just came to the realization, I'm not a fucking journalist.

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21.888 - 36.314 Bert Kreischer

Like, I'm not, I'm like, I'm the worst interviewer in the world because the things I'm interested, like you say, today I sat down in the sauna with my wife and I wrote down all the questions I wanted to ask about, of you. Like, there's certain times where I want to text you, hey, have you heard of this guy or whatever?

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36.534 - 46.038 Bert Kreischer

And, and then my daughter, my daughter, Georgia, I was running through the questions. She goes, hey, daddy's more than a gay man. Oh yeah. So like, don't just sit here and ask him every gay question you have.

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46.058 - 66.986 Matteo Lane

I know. Sometimes, well, you know, it's a catch 22, right? Cause it's like, there's, I'm happy to, I'm happy to talk about that. I also talk about that, but then sometimes it's like you do interviews and it's like an hour of it. And like, no, I get it. Like, it's a good, it's a good moment to like, if someone has questions, like I'm happy to answer. Sure. But then also to like, I also write jokes.

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67.366 - 75.929 Bert Kreischer

Oh, well, I honestly, after watching this, I hadn't watched a special before I did my pre-interview. And then I watched a special and I was like, oh, he travels a lot.

76.109 - 76.83 Matteo Lane

Yeah.

76.91 - 82.355 Bert Kreischer

And you speak so many different languages, and your accents are so good. Oh, thanks. Well, it depends on who you're talking to.

82.375 - 99.21 Matteo Lane

For real? Spanish people think I sound like Mario and Luigi because my accent's so Italian. The French never respond back to French. And I could speak the best French I possibly could, and they always answer back in English. One time, after my show in Paris, this woman was talking. I thought she was Sicilian, and we were speaking French.

99.25 - 115.244 Matteo Lane

And like 15 minutes in the conversation, she's like, Mais vraiment? And I was like, why is she so nice to me? And then I found out she was from Morocco. I was like, well, that's why she's nice. She's not from Paris. And then Germany, forget it. They're just so like, I was like, my friend Francesco Di Carlo always opens for me when we would do, when I do Europe tours.

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