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as we're walking into the entry there's a big bunny rabbit it was robert the cook and i farted you remember that no and this little girl little buddy goes daddy the easter bunny farted and the easter bunny starts pointing at me he goes like this i said robert shut up
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What the fuck?
You can move it. Just move it like this. Are you serious? Well, hold on. Pass me a lighter.
I can't move.
Pete! You know Pete's leaving me. I know. I'm very upset.
Why? I can't get a hold of you. I call Pete and he calls back. I mean, he says something to me. I mean, it's like instant. Yeah. You're like a day or two later, maybe. You call me at three in the morning. I'm at the airport, Dad.
Yeah, well, I'm in Bedford. Yeah, I'm not good at replying. I've never been good. I've never been good. You should have been a lawyer. Here, light your cigar. Okay, I really feel awkward. Also, I'd leave that open to air it out. Let it go through the whole house. Okay. Oh, here, move that chair so there's a little more of a cross-section. Do you remember when you could smoke cigars in court? Yep.
What year was that?
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