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Something’s Burning: A “Pinch Me, I Must Be Dreaming” w/ Heather Locklear + Jillian Barberie | S5 E14
27 May 2025
My 15-year-old self would not believe that Heather Locklear + Jillian Barberie willingly showed up to my kitchen for a Korean meal and conversation… but it happened. These icons and I talked about sharks, therapy, Heather’s exes, and for the first time in Something’s Burning history – they asked for a to-go container. Nailed it. Follow Heather Locklear: https://www.instagram.com/heatherlocklear Follow Jillian Barberie: https://www.instagram.com/askjillian Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Factor. Get started at https://factormeals.com/BERT50OFF and use code BERT50OFF to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Stream LUCKY on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/81713944 PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Recipe: Roy Choi’s Bomb Kha Chowder and Drunken Kimchi Tofu Sifu Drunken Kimchi Tofu Sifu: See page 116 Bomb Kha Chowder: See page 139 Butter Kimchi Jam: See page 254 Soy Ginger Sauce: See page 244 Korean Crying Tiger Sauce: See page 246 GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $300 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 6/22/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Pick6 not available everywhere, including, but not limited to NY and CA-ONT (for up-to-date list of jurisdictions please visit pick6.draftkings.com/where-is-pick6-available). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This episode is brought to you by Shinedown's Dance Kid Dance Tour featuring special guests Bush and Morgan Wade. Shinedown's Dance Kid Dance Tour kicks off July 19th at Boston's TD Garden and makes stops at some of the most iconic venues across the country. This is Shinedown's biggest tour yet featuring Second Chance.
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The Permission to Party World Tour kicks off September 18th in Rockford, Illinois, the 19th in Milwaukee, the 20th in St. Paul, Minnesota, the 21st in Duluth, Minnesota, followed by Eugene, Oregon, September 28th. Avoid scalpers and go to BurtBurtBurt.com to get your lowest ticket price. I like the painting. Heather and I would like the painting of you in the nude in the front.
We did that at the cabin. Show your balls. Well, that's what it says on your board. What says show your balls? I don't know. Heather said show your balls. No, it says it's like when we were peering through the window because no one was coming to the door. It says show your balls. We were waiting out there forever. And then we keyed your tour bus. Sorry about that. You burnt. It's not a Tesla.
Yeah. How long have you guys known each other? Wow. Okay, I, to be true, she's a huge star and I was- No, she's not. But you're- We're talking third person. We always do. But your birthday is the day after mine.
It is. But we're Libra girls. Years younger. But here's the thing. We're years younger. Yes, it's true. Fuck you. We're all the same. I love her family and I love her mother and I wish her brother wasn't married because I would marry him. But having said that, this one, I was a place setter on Melrose Place. I would sit there. I was in a wedding scene. What are you talking about? I truly was.
You were you. No, that was the second episode I did. I don't remember when you were. Let me tell you about her. She's so cool to everybody on the set. She turns, talks to all these extras. Because they're like, oh my God, it's Heather Lockwood from Melrose Place. Yeah, they were. I was one of them. Listen, you have no idea what effect you have on people. She doesn't. You have no idea.
As her friend of 25 years, she has no fucking clue. Clueless. And so then I did another one, an episode where I speak. And I'm playing myself, essentially. And she comes in. And the whole scene was with Rob Estes. She doesn't remember it, but she walks in and just ad-libs. She's like, cute choker. And I remember thinking, that wasn't in the script. She likes my choker.
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